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The Devils
DICTIONARY
of Economics
& Finance
The Devils
DICTIONARY
of Economics
& Finance
Pavel Kohout
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CONTENTS
Foreword........................................................9
The Dictionary..............................................11
A Xenophobes Concise Atlas of the World......183
A Panoptic of Luminaries
and Their Infamous Financial Fiascos...........197
FOREWORD
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ACADEMIC ECONOMISTS
1. The brightest and best of the intellectual leaders in the discipline.
2. PEOPLE who are clever enough to gain a clutch of academic DEGREES but
rarely astute enough to get seriously rich; PEOPLE who teach about flexible
LABOUR markets but crave tenured JOBS ; scholars who develop elaborate
theories about the BUSINESS CYCLE using sophisticated MATHEMATICAL MODELS
but are unable to predict a RECESSION even when it is staring them in the face.
See SOCIAL SCIENCES, INFERIORITY COMPLEX, MAINSTREAM ECONOMICS
David Laibson of Harvard University said that There are very, very, very
few economists who can be proud. A NOBEL PRIZE winning economist,
Robert Shiller, recently wrote: To a remarkable extent we have got into
the current economic and financial CRISIS because of the wrong economic
theory.
Big respect to Galbraith, Laibson and Shiller for being honest about their
profession.
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ACCREDITED INVESTORS
1. Investors who are allowed to invest in higher RISK INVESTMENTS such as
HEDGE FUNDS. The term generally includes wealthy individuals and organisations such as BANKS, INSURANCE companies, charities, CORPORATIONS, endowments, and pension funds, which are foolish enough to believe in the promised
higher RETURNS, and wealthy enough to be able to withstand a substantial
financial loss.
2. GREATER FOOLS
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ACTIVE INVESTMENT
ANALYSTS
1. Financial PROFESSIONALS who immediately and correctly analyse all
of the available information, thus making CAPITAL markets EFFICIENT. (Fictitious
characters.)
2. Clueless and bizarrely overpaid DRONES. (Real characters.)
3. Highly skilled, well-paid, intelligent PEOPLE whose work is mostly futile;
only the brightest of them are bright enough to realise this.
ASSET
1. A useful or valuable thing, person, ACCOUNTING item, or all of the above.
2. Something that was ridiculously overpriced when you bought it.
See BUBBLES, CAPM, GOLD DIGGER, MINSKY MOMENT
ASSET STRIPPING
Using legal loopholes to extract MONEY or PROPERTY from companies under
management. See PRINCIPAL-AGENT PROBLEM, TUNNELLING
AUDITOR
An auditor is a PROFESSIONAL proofreader of the language of business, namely ACCOUNTING. He confirms that 2 + 2 = 4 and makes sure that ASSETS are
balanced with LIABILITIES. The auditor cannot, however, tell you if your business
story will have a happy ending. Interestingly, the word auditor comes from
the Latin audire, which means to hear. Perhaps even auditors like hearing
stories, but they are definitely not paid for doing it.
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