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Our language is funny a fat chance and a slim chance are the same
thing.
J. Gustav White
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something
to do with a shortage of flowers.
Doug Larson
English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the
driveway and drive our car on the parkway.
Author Unknown
The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot
his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good
shot, but not necessarily a good man.
G. K. Chesterton
The two most beautiful words in the English language are check enclosed.
Dorothy Parker
lost rs migrate southwest, causing a Texan to warsh his car and invest in
erl wells.
Author Unknown
Rudyard Kipling was fired as a reporter for the San Francisco Examiner. His
dismissal letter was reported to have said, Im sorry, Mr. Kipling, but you
just dont know how to use the English language. This isnt a kindergarten for
amateur writers.
Author Unknown
The English language has a deceptive air of simplicity; so have some little
frocks; but they are both not the kind of thing you can run up in half an hour
with a machine.
Dorothy L. Sayers
What is the shortest word in the English language that contains the letters:
abcdef? Answer: feedback. Dont forget that feedback is one of the essential
elements of good communication.
Author Unknown
English grammar is so complex and confusing for the one very simple reason
that its rules and terminology are based on Latin, a language with which it has
precious little in common.
Bill Bryson
Making English grammar conform to Latin rules is like asking people to play
baseball using the rules of football.
Bill Bryson
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, Im from the
government and Im here to help.
Ronald Reagan
George W. Bush
Introducing Lite The new way to spell Light, but with twenty percent
fewer letters.
Jerry Seinfeld
When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language
correctly, I think any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it.
Henry David Thoreau
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
H. L. Mencken
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know
another language.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.