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2.
INT PATH STATION - MORNING
Kelvin stands, waiting for a train, on a subway platform.
Beside him stand an attractive FEMALE ELF, a fat DWARF in a
business suit, and a GNOME in a track suit.
His train comes and he steps inside, sitting next to the
dwarf.
DWARF
(gruffly, with a Scottish
accent)
Ey. You a wizard?
Yep.
KELVIN
(annoyed)
DWARF
Ever since I slept with this gnome
hooker, I got dis itch on me dick.
Been bugging the hell out of me.
KELVIN
(shaking his head)
Not that kind of wizard.
DWARF
No, I aint askin for a medical
spell. I was just wondering if you
knew any wizards that could take
care of it for me.
Kelvin shakes his head again, avoiding the Dwarfs gaze.
DWARF
Come on, ya gotta know at least
one! The last guy I went ta charged
me fifty bucks to get rid of the
clap! I aint getting ripped off
like that again!
KELVIN
Look, try Doctor Wyvernburn. No
idea if he can help you with your
STD issues but hes good with
everything else.
Thank ya!
DWARF
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3.
DWARF
You ever been with a gnome?
No.
KELVIN
DWARF
You should try it! Energetic little
buggers. Bet you get laid all the
time, though, what with the
wizarding and all.
FLASHBACK TO:
Kelvin sits at a computer in his apartment. He looks behind
him at his hawk cage. His hawk caws softly. Kelvin raises
his hands slightly, lifting a blanket off the ground.
Slowly, he drapes it over the cage. He reaches out for a
bottle of lotion on his desk, sighing.
BACK:
KELVIN
Yeah. All the time.
The dwarf slaps Kelvin on the back, almost knocking him out
of his chair.
DWARF
Thats a good lad!
Kelvins eyes wander to the attractive female elf from
earlier across the train as the dwarf continues to ramble.
She smirks when she notices, and he quickly looks away.
Luckily, hes rescued from the awkwardness by the trains
intercom
TRAIN INTERCOM
This stop is the 33rd street
station.
EXT. 33RD STREET, MORNING
Kelvin walks out of the subway and into the light. Around
him, the city bustles. Various fantasy races walk by in the
background, wearing modern attire.
We see a large crowd of dwarfs walk out of a bar, each
holding a giant flagon of beer, and an advertisement for "El
Rondo Hair Cream," with the subtitle of "look like youre
700 years old again!"
Kevin takes out his phone and taps screen to reveal a map,
which tells him to take a left.
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5.
KELVIN
That proves nothing.
Mmmhhhmm.
RADE
RADE
KELVIN
Oh. What trading company?
RADE
(offended)
Oh, now look whos being
stereotypical! Not all dragons work
with money!
KELVIN
(nervous)
R-Right. Sorry. So what do you do?
RADE
Im an electrical engineer at
Quik-Flight.
Kelvin flinches.
KELVIN
Really? Well, uh, Guess well be
seeing more of each other.
What?
RADE
(beat)
Oh! Youre the new magical
engineer?
Thats me.
KELVIN
RADE
(sarcastically)
After what happened to the last guy
Im sure that you were just jumping
at the job.
(CONTINUED)
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6.
Last guy?
KELVIN
CUTAWAY:
RADE
(CONTINUED)
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7.
KELVIN
Atlantic City.
RADE
Really? You?
Kelvin squirms, trying to free his lungs.
Yeah.
Hm.
KELVIN
RADE
RADE
RENIBUS
Workin hard! Theres a good lass!
Renibus claps her hard on the back as she walks out of the
elevator. This action surprises her, causing a few wisps of
flame to fly out her nostrils. Kelvin collapses to ground,
panting.
RENIBUS
Who are you?
Kelvin looks up and tries to answer, but is panting too
hard.
RADE
Thats the new wizard, sir.
RENIBUS
Really? Scrawny little fella.
RADE
They often are, sir.
(CONTINUED)