Documente Academic
Documente Profesional
Documente Cultură
By
Sean H. Jackewicz
DEPRESSING SCENE
Video begins with a male narrator asking the viewer
questions about motivation, effort, etc. Meanwhile the
screen shows students being very lethargic and bold. The
video will be desaturated or even black & white
NARRATOR:
If you find it life-threatening to turn in
homework on time; If the thought of going
to class reminds graphic holocaust
pictures; Or even if attending a whole
week of school leads to a self-induced
coma; You may suffer from a very serious
illness known as Senioritis.
If you think you have Senioritis, talk to
your dealer about Graderall XV.
[Fade out]
FADE IN:
SCIENCE SCENE
This scene will consist of pointless scientific shots while
the narrator explains how senioritis works and how
Gladderall XV works with the body. This scene is just so the
drug sounds legit with science-y shots.
NARRATOR:
Senioritis is a common illness affecting
young adults across the united states and
attacks the part of the brain that is
responsible for the production of cares.
Symptoms of senioritis might include
laziness, thoughts of skipping, slurred
speech or the use of incomplete sentences,
using tests as pillows, actually believing
youll do it tomorrow, or having a lack
of f**ks to give.
Gladderall XV is the product of a few documented
lab hours by professional scientists and tested on
at least three people. Gladderall XV has just been
FDA approved due to high lobbyist pressure. If you
think any of the symptoms apply to you, talk to