Bailey Smiley & Fatima Sadiq

Mrs. Babcock
English 9 Honors 4A
October 14, 2014

Diary
10/14/14
Dear Diary,
Everyone thinks I am such a horrible wolf, but in reality I am just
lonely. I have tried to make friends in the past but all of the attempts failed.
Like once, I tried to become friends with Little Red Riding Hood and her
grandmother. I was then somehow framed for eating the grandmother!
HOW??!! I went to the grandmothers house to offer her some apples that I
had picked earlier that morning. The grandmother was not there so I went
inside to place the basket of apples on her counter when Little Red came
along. Little Red saw I was there and her grandmother was not, she then
called the police and accused me of eating her grandmother! I ended up
receiving a restraining order from Little Red and the false news of me eating
the grandmother spread throughout the town, making me seem like a
criminal.

10/21/14
Dear Diary,
Today I read in the town paper that 3 new houses were to be built next
to mine! This is very exciting news because I have lived in an empty
neighborhood ever since the Little Red Riding Hood incident. I hope I do not
mess this up!

10/24/14
Dear Diary,
Last night, I was awoken from a deep slumber to find that my new
neighbors were building their houses quite loudly I might add. My new
neighbors were three pigs, they seemed to be brothers from the way they
argued. One pig decided to build his own house with straw. The second pig
built his house out of sticks. The eldest built his house out of bricks. I could
not fall back asleep due to the youngest pigs house of straw. I am very
allergic to straw and stayed up sneezing and coughing the whole night. I was
planning on looking my best tomorrow because I wanted to introduce myself
to them; but this will not stop me from becoming friends with them.

10/25/14
Dear Diary,
I cannot believe I just did that! I made a complete fool of myself! I went
over to meet the three pigs and as I walked up to the youngest pigs house
my allergies started to act up. I knocked on his door and he opened it. Right
as I opened my mouth to say hello I sneezed and his house collapsed! He
then ran to his brothers house which was made of sticks. I ran over to the
stick house and tried to apologize when I let out another giant sneeze,
blowing down that one too! Both pigs scurried to the oldest brothers house. I
sprinted to the brick house to try and explain myself but they would not
come out. I sniffled my way back to my house. That did not go the way I
would have hoped for it to have gone.

11/19/14
Dear Diary,
Today was the most spectacular day of my life! I was making myself
some tea when I heard a knock on the door. I opened it to find three pigs
smiling at me. I invited them to join me for tea. As I was preparing the tea, I
explained to them I did not mean to frighten them by blowing down their
houses. I told them I was allergic to straw and it caused me to sneeze
violently. The brothers understood and told me they heard me sniffling and

thought I might have had a cold. They then apologized for stereotyping me.
Later on I got invited to go get pizza with them next week! I hope this is a
start to a great friendship.