10. You can't use 5-1/4" floppy disks.

9. You can't go shopping with your friends for a Sound Blaster board because Ma
cs don't need one.
8. Your 200 MHz 604e Mac does integer calculation equivalent to a 362 MHz Penti
um Pro, but you can only brag about 200 MHz.
7. Networking a Mac is not an impressive feat.
6. Macs don't come in black, and we all know black cabinets make computers fast
er and louder.
5. You have to add a system extension to make Mac menus stay down like Windows.
We like pokey menus because it's too hard to hold that heavy mouse button down
while we read.
4. And the Mac mouse is too slow. We want our cursor to fly wildly off the scre
en when we twitch our wrist because hyper cursors make our PCs look faster.
3. You just plug Macs in and they work. Where's the challenge in that?
2. When you add stuff, you just plug them in and they work, too. Again, no chal
lenge.
1. Your clients and teachers know about Nos. 2 and 3, so they expect Mac users
to deliver results, not excuses!
If anyone has any additions or suggestions, I'd love to hear them!