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La slujba de duminica dimineata, participa si Dorel, betivul satului.

La un moment dat, Dorel vede in

departare o tipa imbracata intr-o rochie.
Isi ia inima in dinti, se apropie de aceasta si ii sopteste tandru la ureche:
- Baby! Dansezi?
- Nici vorba! Esti nebun? Dispari!
Dorel, nu accepta un raspuns negativ si insista:
- Si care ar fi motivele pentru care nu vrei sa dansezi cu mine?
- Am trei motive:
1. Suntem la slujba in biserica!
2. Eu nu dansez pe Sfanta Evanghelie!
3. Baby e maica-ta... eu sunt parintele!

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