Parents and Texting

How do u work this

iMessage program?
Hows the

Dad ur on the toilet

Thats why Im smiling!

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There is lightly fried fish

fillets for dinner
Dad its 1.15am wtf
Do you want the lightly fried
fish fillets or not?
Well I mean yea
Mhm thought so come on
downstairs theyre still hot

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Wait what did you

just make them?
Yes I wasnt tired so I decided to
make some lightly fried fish fillets
Say lightly fried fish fillets one
more time dad

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Come over and mount

my penis today

please

plasma

i hit wrong key

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Youre 65 today!
Happy birthday!!!

How do you feel??

Another day closer

to Velcro strapons

What? Strap ons? Um?

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Velcro sneakers. This phone

is messed up.

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Dad do you have any idea

where my certificate is?

its in your mothers anus

anus
ANUS
Uh?
in her anus

jesus mary and joseph

upstairs in her house in
storage

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Wow. Ok I will search

mums anus. Thanks dad.

You want us to cook anything

special for Easter?

i will eat anything

but your mum and i have

not stopped talking about
your dick since we had it
at Christmas

so juicy

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Juicy Easter dick. Got it.

Wow. Im afraid to ask what

you want for dessert.

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Dont come home me and your

mum are getting it on tonight

HAHAHA autocorrect, right?

What do you mean

You made a typo look at

your last text

No I did not make a typo

?!*?*!.

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Will you come and get me?

omg
Dad please, its raining.
omg
DAD
omg

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Im going to tell mum

omg no

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Hey whats up?

Gas prices

Lol dad. I meant like what are

you doing?

Your mum

I want to move out

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Im hungry!

Hi Hungry, nice to meet you.

Im Dad.

DAD! Im serious!

I thought your name was

hungry?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

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No, Im Dad

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You look guilty

Did you eat mums coochie?

Ew definitely not.

Her chocolate coochie

Dad mums white.

her chocolate cookie.
Dont be an idiot.
No. I didnt eat her chocolate
cookie.

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DAD !
Daddyyyyyyy
OMG DAD MUM JUST DIED !
Dad im pregnant
Weve got donuts

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Ill be there in 10 mins...

if the donuts arent
there youre in real
trouble...

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I cant believe youre a texter!

I am starting to like it

Youre a little excessive with

the s :p

Thank you for bringing

this to my attention and
I will cease immediately.

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If you and your girlfriend want to

come over for dinner, be here at 6

Im grilling up some baby black

kids. Should be delicious.

As tempting as that sounds we

both have to work late
Yea I meant baby back ribs. All the
more for me.

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Lol enjoy

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Your perfume came in the post

today. I sprayed it all over my body
and now I smell like a cookie.

WTF Dad?
Im keeping it.
Ok..

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