Our stand on the
Health Care (Cont.)
issues that matter!
Energy
First off we are going to edit the world of American en-
ergy. We are going to promote energy independence by
pitching the Solar Juicebar to Americans. You might
have seen the product on your television, but the Juicebar
will be attached to the cell phones of Americans. This
will conserve mass amounts of energy that might be
taken up by old charging methods. Our party also plans
to promote harnessing the energy off of the extreme
movement of Tony Little’s Gazelle. The Gazelle will be
our main source of energy soon, but when Tony gets
tired the energy needs of America will be subsidized
with nuclear energy, solar panels, and geothermal en-
ergy. We will make progress towards converting gasoline
engines to natural gas.
Health Care
The plans offered cost billions of dollars a year. Our
party is the first to ever focus on a solution that is cost
effective and good for the nation as a whole. Tony Little
and Tony Horton have agreed to sell their products, the
Gazelle and the P90X, for a discounted price to all
Americans. For those Americans who can not afford
these quality products, you will be given tax-credits. As
Seen on TV guarantees the results of these machines, you
will become stronger and healthier from the first time
you step on the Gazelle. This will be a one time
expense and will reduce health care cost by billions
by creating a healthier America. ASOT supports the
free market health care system. We plan to offer tax
credits for those in need and stop some of the cor-
ruption of insurance agencies through minor regula-
tions, that is unless their lob-
byists oppose that. As it is
assumed that lobbyists speak
for the general population of
America!
Economy
The economy will be run by
the people and the government
will not be able to interfere
with it. There will not be any bailouts by the govern-
ment. White collar crime should be enforced more
strictly and have greater punishments, but our party
believes that more regulation only hurts Main Street.
Our goal in office will try to encourage companies
to follow the model created by The As Seen on TV
corporation. We believe they have the best structure
and encourage all Americans to buy stock in our, I
mean that, company. ASOT believes that our econ-
omy will be saved when America begins to invent
new products and market then on the TV.
Education
The first change will be to give the students more
standardized tests that not only discover the
quality of the future workforce, but also to de-
termine what type of sub-school each student
will go to. Low testing students will be put into
a technical school while the best students will
continue on the path they have been on. This
system will remove clutter from the school
system while still preparing all students for a
career that will earn them a good life. The
teachers will be encouraged to let students
think critically at certain times of the day so
that they can attempt to invent products that
can make a better America. Teachers will be on
a strict system, they must product good stu-
dents or they will lose their jobs. Unless the
teachers union opposes this idea, of course.
Drinking Age
The ASOT will also propose lowering the
drinking age from 21 to 18 based on principle.
ASOT believes that if an 18 year old is old
enough to sign up for the military and die for
his country then he is old enough to drink re-
sponsibly. Turning 18 yields no benefits. Upon
turning 18 one can be called for selective ser-
vice and be called onto a jury. We believe it is
unfair that it’s wrong the government doesn’t
trust those under 21, when they trust an 18 year
olds vote and other services.
*Billy Mays has approved this message!!
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Increasing the number of jobs available

to Americans is an important step in
salvaging our economy. ASOT supports Candidates
the simple idea of supporting companies Candidates for a
who hire American workers. We would
support tax breaks for companies who better America!
have factories inside of America. Unfor- President– Billy Mays
tunately fixing jobs is not possible over-
night. The absolute best way to provide Vice President– Back-
better jobs without increasing inflation- scratcher
ary rates is to create more efficient tech-
nology and to provide better education to Vince Shlomi– Senate
students today so that by the next gen-
eration we will have a smarter, more Snuggie Dog– House
effective workforce.
The economy will be run by the people Tony Horton– State Senate
and the government will not be able to
interfere with it. There will not be any Tony Little– State House
bailouts by the government. White collar
crime should be enforced more strictly Political Party
and have greater punishments, but our
party believes that more regulation only
hurts Main Street. Our goal in office will
try to encourage companies to follow the As Seen ON TV!
model created by The As Seen on TV
corporation. We believe they have the
best structure and encourage all Ameri-
cans to buy stock in our, I mean that,
company. ASOT believes that our econ-
omy will be saved when America begins
to invent new products and market then
on the TV.