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HEAVEN
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A STORYTWO GUYS
TWO GUYS PULLED UP IN FRONT THE DRIVEWAY OF A
RICH OWNERS MANSION. SITTING IN THEIR BUGGY,
THEY HEARD AN AUTOMATED VOICE SENSOR ALERTING
THEM TO, GET OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY! GET OUT OF THE
DRIVEWAY! GET OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY!
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A FAINT DESCRIPTION OF HEAVEN
HEAVENTHE CITADEL OF GLORY
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WHERE IS HEAVEN?
HEAVENUP THERENOT DOWN HERE!
REVELATION 513
REVELATION 48
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HEAVENHOLINESS
HEBREWS 1214
BY G.R.A.C.E.
GODS
REDEMPTION
AT
CHRISTS
EXPENSE
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HEAVENETERNAL HABITATION
EVERYONE WANTS TO GO TO HEAVENYET NO ONE WANTS
TO DIEGET THERE
STATS ONE OUT OF ONE DIES!
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ACRONYM C.R.O.S.S.
CHRIST
ROLE
OF
SAVING
SIN-SICK SOULS
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HEAVENA COMPOSITE OF THE UNITED NATIONS
ASSEMBLYREVELATION 79
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HEAVENEVERLASTING LIGHT
REVELATION 2123
NOT BY SUNLIGHT
NOT BY MOONLIGHT
NO PRESCRIPTION DRUGS
NO CLINICS HOSPICES
NO REHABILITATION CENTRES
NO VIRUSES-BACTERIAS-ETC
HEAVENWINNERSNOT LOSERS
MANKINDBATTLEUNTIL DEATH
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REVELATION 222
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REVELATION 222
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REVELATION 152
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COUNSELS FOR THE CHURCH, p. 248
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HEAVENOVERCOMERS REVELATION 2
TO HIM THAT OVERCOMETH VS. 7
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JUDE 24, 25REVELATION 2214
THE ONLY BOOK WHERE THE WORD SUCCESS IS
QUICKLY FOUNDDICTIONARY
MAN HAS TO WORK OUT
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WRINKLES HAVE TO BE IRONED OUT
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HEAVENNOT EVEN ONE SIN WONT ENTERNOT EVER!
MATTHEW 519
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HEAVENTHE SAINTS WILL NEVER GROW OLD
AT 40WHAT DOESNT HURTDOESNT WORK
AT 70DENTURES
CLIMBING HILLS
POPPING PILLS
WRITING A WILL
SITTING STILL
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PAYING BILLS
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HEAVENMANS NEXT DISCOVERY THRILL
1 CORINTHIANS 29
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HEAVENNEITHER PATENT NOR COPYRIGHTNOR IDENTITY
THEFT
NEW CITIZENSHIP
SINGNEW SONG
CELEBRATENEW WINE
MAKENEW ACQUAINTANCES
LIVENEW HOUSES
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HEAVENAN EVERLASTING HEALTHCARE PLAN
HEBREWS 69
ZERO DEDUCTIBLE
ZERO RISK
ZERO PROBABILITY
ZERO LIABILITY
JOHN 316
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CONSIDER FOR A MINUTE
LOTTERYSWEEPSTAKE CONTEST
PARTICIPANT (S)MILLIONSPLAYERS
HEBREWS 11, 2
PRIZEJESUS
PROBABILITYWHOSOEVERMAN
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YEAH, RIGHT! WHATS THE CATCH 22?
OBEY SERVE HIMREVELATION 2214
NO CRIMINALS
NO CRIME
NO COPS
NO CROOKS
ONLY PEOPLECROWNS
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HEAVENTHE GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS
RED CARPETPURE GOLD
REVELATION 2121
REVELATION 2215
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HELL IS HEAVENS JUNKYARD
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HEAVEN ON EARTH BEGINS NOW
THE FAITH I LIVE BY, pp. 279, 367
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NOW HEAVENS 911 CALL2 CORINTHIANS 62
WAKE UP!
GET UP!
STAND UP!
SHAKE UP!
CLEAN UP!
DRESS UP!
PACK UP!
LOOK UP!
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HEAVENVICTORS
HEAVEN IS THE HOME OF THE SAVED.