Hi!

The following advertisements are

from a press campaign by the church
of Singapore. I hope you like them …
 Please,
do not drink when you drive.
You are not ready to see me yet.
God.
Can you imagine what air would cost,
if someone else provided it?
God
What do I have to do to get your attention?
Put an ad in the paper?
God
Earth people, do not treat me like a Martian.
God
I thought about making the world black and white.
But then I said ... naaah!
God
 If you missed the dawn
that I made for you today, it does not matter.
I will make you another tomorrow.
God
How can you be a self-made-man?
I remember perfectly making you.
God
If you think Gioconda is amazing,
you should see my master piece…
in the mirror.
God
Do not forget your umbrella.
I have to water the plants.
God
 In my opinion,
you are the most beautiful creature in
the world

OK, I’m biased.

God
Come to my house on Sunday, before the game.

God
Come and bring the children.

God
 What part of “You should not ...”
don’t you understand?

God
We need to talk.
God
 I love weddings,
invite me to yours.

God
 This “Love thy neighbor”...
I meant it.

God

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I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you ...

God
The road you choose ... Will you take me with you?

God
Follow me.

God
 … and when you want to know what God wants to say …

Read

The Bible

Have you read my best seller?

It’s quite a challenge.
God.
With pleasure I will carry your cross, come
God.
You are not alone, you have me

God.
Trust in me
God.
I want the best gift, for you

God.

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Put yourself in my hands and watch

God.

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I am looking for you, answer me

God.
Don’t drop me.
God.

I hope you share this mesage, …

God bless you.

Al Mendoza