Documente Academic
Documente Profesional
Documente Cultură
Crombie Jardine
PUBLISHING LllVIITED
Office 2,
3 Edgar Buildings,
George Street,
Bath,
BAI 2FJ
www.crombiejardine.com
Proverb
a short sentence
based on long experience
CONTENTS
School Days
Chinese proverbs
Life
Professions
Work
Drink
Getting Old
Death
Wise Men
Fools
Bravery & Cowardice
It's All in the Mind
Tomorrow
Patience
Pessimism
Truth&Lies
Money
Happiness
Friends & Foes
Women
Men
Marriage
God & the Devil
P.C. Proverbs
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
page
1
7
11
37
45
51
61
69
73
81
87
89
93
97
99
103
109
115
119
127
131
133
141
149
SCHOOL DAYS
OU CaN't teaCH aN
OLD DOG ... MatHS.
THeBe'S NO SMO!Ge
WitHOUt ... POLLUtiON.
NO News iS ...
iMPOSSiBLe.
PeOPLe iN GLass
Houses SHOULDN't ...
JoUN aJoOUND NaKieD.
THeJoe's NO
FOOL LiKie ...
UNCLe JOHNNY.
CHINESE
PROVERBS
BaseBaLL WBONG:
M8N WitH fUUB B8LLS
C8NNOt W8LKi.
10
LIFE
II
12
AN aNecoote iN tiMe
saves B016eDOM.
(ANON)
A 08 WitHOUt SUNSHiNe iS
Li!Ge ... NiGHt.
(ANON)
13
~
ooN't tatGe Life too
seTeiOUSLY;
it's NOt PeTeMaNeNt.
(ANON}
17
18
EX.Pe2ieNce iS a COMB
Natu2e Gives to MeN
WHeN uHeY a2e BaLD.
(EasteEN)
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
StBateGY iS BetteB
tHaN StBeNGtH.
(NiGeBia)
30
or tHe
uUNNeL 1oeaLL~ iS aN
ONCOMiNG uJoaiN.
(ANON)
31
SOMetiMeS YOU'Be
tHe PiGeON,
SOMetiMeS YOU'Be
tHe statue.
(ANON)
32
33
34
zZZ
ViBtue iS its OWN
BeWaBD. But it's aLSO
veBY BOBiNG.
(ANON)
35
36
PROFESSIONS
37
38
39
40
41
x
POLiuiCiaNS HBe LiJGe
DiaPe1os aND Neeo to
Be CHaNGeD fOJo
uHe saMe 1oeasoN.
(ANON)
42
43
WORK
45
w YOU caN't Be
46
OF SCBeWiNG UP
eveBYtHiNG aLL
at ONCe.
(ANON)
47
48
49
DRINK
SI
A DJciUNK'i M8N'S
WOJoDS a1oe a SOBeJo
M8N'S tHOUGHtS.
{ANON)
52
0
seauuYiSiN
uHe eye
OF uHe
BeeB HOLDeB.
(ANON)
53
He WHO DBiNKiS ON
CBeDit WiLL Get
DBUNKi twice.
(SBBiaN)
54
SS
56
57
58
THel6e's NO H816M
iN tHe wiNe - it's tHe
01ouN1GeNNess tHat
iS to BLaMe.
(BUSSi8N)
59
60
GETTING
OLD
61
62
Be Nice to YOUB
CHiLDBeN; tHeY'LL Be
CHOOSiNG tHe OLD
f'OLIGS' HOMe.
(ANON)
63
64
65
66
67
DEATH
69
neauHis
HeBeDiu8BY.
(ANON)
70
oeatH 8LW8S
COMeS too eaBL
OB too Late.
(ENGLiSH)
oeatH is Just
NatuBe teLLiNG OU
to SLOW DOWN.
(ANON)
71
WISE NEN
73
A BeuevaBLe ue is BetteB
tHaN a StUPiD fact.
c1taliaN)
74
A CLOSeD MOUtH
GatHeBS NO foot.
(CHiNeSe)
75
76
It iS BetteB to CONCeaL
ONe's KiNOWLeDGe tHaN to
BeveaL ONe's iGNOBaNCe.
(SPaNiSH)
78
79
80
FOOLS
81
ABtifiCiaL iNteLLiGeNCe
iS NO MatCH f'OB
NatuBaL StUPiDitY.
(ANON)
82
EVeBBOD iS
iGNOB8Nt. ONL ON
Dif'f'eBeNt SUBJects.
{WiLL BOGeBS)
83
He WHO LaUGHS
Last; LaUGHS LONGeSt:i.
AND Has PJoOBaBLY
ONLY JUSt:i Got; t:iHe JOIGe.
(ANON}
84
w tHeleJe Wel6e NO
FOOLS. tHel6e WOULD
Be NO Wise MeN.
(Ge~MaN)
0UJ6 OWN
StUPiD actiONS
SHOULD NOt Be
CONFUSeD WitH Fate.
(ANON)
85
Neve2
UNOeT6eStiMate
tHe POWeT6 OF
StUPiD PeOPLe
iN BiG GT60UPS.
(ANON)
86
BRAYE RY
&
COWARDICE
87
8
A cowaBD WiLL aLWaS
tHiNIC'.J WitH HiS LeGS.
(ANON)
1t is eas to Be BBave
fBOM a DiStaNCe.
(Native AM.eBicaN)
88
IT'S ALL
IN THE NIND
89
A CLOSeD MiND
iS LiKie a CLOSeD BOOK,:
Just a BLOCK, OF WOOD.
(CHiNese)
GJoeat SPiJoitS
Have 8LW8S
eNCOUNteJoeD
ViOLeNt OPPOSitiON
FloOM MeDiOCJoe
MiNDS.
(ALBeBu EiNSueiN)
90
Gl6eat MiNDS
Discuss iDeas.
AVel6aGe MiNDS
Discuss eveNts.
SM8LL MiNDS
Discuss PeOPLe.
(ANON)
91
92
TOMORROW
93
'PBOCBastiNatiON iS tHe
tHief Of tiMe.
(ANON)
94
1
DON't PUt Off till
uOMOBBOW WHat COULD
Be DONe toDaY.
WHY NOt Give YOUBSeLf
aNotHeB weeKi?
(ANON)
95
1
THe Best tHiNG aeout
tHe Futuroe is tHat
it COMeS ONLY
oNe oay at a tiMe.
(ABBaHaM LiNCOLN}
96
PATIENCE
97
98
''''
PESSINISN
99
100
IOI
THeBe iS NO seNse
iN BeiNG PeSSiMiStiC.
It WOULDN't WOBK'i 8NYW8.
(ANON)
'
102
TRUTH
&
LIES
103
104
HiStiOEY iS a catiaLOGUe
Of' Lies COMPiLeD
BY tiHOSe iN CH8EGe.
(ANON)
105
106
A BUMOUB Goes
iN ONe eaB aND
out MaNY MOUtHS.
(CHiNeSe)
107
108
NO NEY
109
A PiG BOUGHt
ON CBeDit
iS fOBeVeB
GBUNtiNG.
(SPaNiSH)
DON't OffeB Me
aovice:
Give Me MONe.
(SPaNiSH)
110
111
112
Jo8tHeJo f'8iL
WitH HONOUJo tH8N
succeeo B r1oauo.
(SOPHOCLS)
TO Be JoiCH iS NOt
eve1otHiNG. BUt it
ce1otaiNL HeLPS.
(YiDDiSH)
113
DUNG G9MBLeBs.
OLD BeGG9BS.
(Ge~M.aN)
114
HAPPINESS
115
116
Ta!Ge BiSIGS:
w DU WiN. OU
117
FRIENDS
&
FOES
119
120
121
A GUiLt CONSCieNCe
iS a LiVeL eNeM.
(INDiaN)
122
123
124
'
"'
.,,..
-.: '
125
WOMEN
127
A BeautifUL WOMaN
BeLONGS to eveJoYONe
But aN UGLY WOMaN
iS 8LL YOU'J65.
(INDiaN)
129
130
NEN
131
132
MARRIAGE
133
134
A GOOD HUSBaND iS
HeaLtHY aND aBSeNt.
(JaPaNese)
135
If OU waNt to Be
CBitiCizeo. Get M816BieD.
(I Bi SH)
136
Neve1o MaKie a
PJoettY WOM8N
YOUJo Wife.
(JaMaicaN)
137
138
139
GOD
&THE
DEVIL
141
Be NeitHeB iNtiMate
NOB DiStaNt WitH
tHe CLeBG.
(I Bi SH)
142
GOD iS BiGGeJo
tHaN 0Ulo
PloOBLeMS.
(MeXiCaN)
GOD SUPPLies
tHe MiLIG
But NOt tHe JUG.
(Ge~MaN)
143
144
If GOD DiDN't
fOBGiVe SiNNeBs.
HeaveN WOULD
Be eMPt.
(Ge~MaN)
If GOD uveD ON
eaBtH. PeOPLe WOULD
BBealG HiS WiNDOWS.
(JeWiSH)
145
THe oevn~s
Boots
ooN't c1oea1G.
(SCOttiSH)
146
THe oeviL
Neve16 G168NtS
LONG Leases.
(IBiSH)
147
148
P.C.
PROVERBS
149
A JOUJ6NeY Of a
tHOUS9ND Sites BeGiNS
WitH Just ONe CLiCIG.
THe eMaiL Of
tHe species is fal\3
oeaouel\3 tHaN
tHe M9iL.
150
Fax iS StBaNGeB
tHaN fiCtiON.
IN Gates we tBUSt.
OU CaN't teaCH a
New Mouse
OLD CLiCIGS.
THe Message is
iN tHe MODeM.
151
THe GeeiG
SH9LL iNHeBit
tHe ea1otH.
TOO M9N
CLiCIGS SPOiL
tHe MessaGe.
152
vi~tuaL ~eauty is
its OWN ~ewa~o.
WHat BOOtS UP
MUSt COMe DOWN.
WiNDOWS WiLL
Neve~ cease.
153
www.crombiejardine.com
154