WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS

"Fat"
Before listening to the song, try to complete the blanks using the following
words. Then listen and check your guesses.
myself -scale - pie- down-treat- -wheat-bust - chins- code - toes-rows -mouth
s-mail -lucky-tan- shadow-space- booth -feed- -around- break - sit- cellulitetake- wide- word- cracks

Your butt is 1)_______, well mine is too

Just watch your 2)________or I'll 3)_____ on you
The word is out, better 4)________ me right
'Cause I'm the king of 5)__________
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole 6)_________, all right

My zippers 7)_________, my buckles 8)_________

I'm too much man for you to 9)_________
The pavement 10)___________ when I fall down
I've got more 11)__________ than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone 12)__________

And I've never seen my 13)__________
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven 14)___________

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on

(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)

Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout

Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my 15)________

It measures on the Richter 16)________
Down at the beach I'm a 17)________ man
I'm the only one who gets a 18)_________
If I have one more 19) __________a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip 20)__________

When you're only having seconds

I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their 21)_________
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my 22)__________ weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way

Better give me plenty 23)__________
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you 24)_________ my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone

(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit 25)______the house
I really sit 25)________ the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on

(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by26)_________ I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it

(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat