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    King Macbeth proclaimed to be the successor to King Duncan this morning. He ordered the killing of the guards for their wrongdoing. Many wonder if Macbeth is suitable for the position of king due to his inexperience.

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    King Macbeth proclaimed to be the successor to King Duncan this morning. He ordered the killing of the guards for their wrongdoing. Many wonder if Macbeth is suitable for the position of king due to his inexperience.

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    SaturdayMarch14,1013

    Fairisfouland
    Foulisfair

    The Scotland Scribe

    Disclaimer:ThisnewshasnotbeenapprovedbyKingMacbeth.

    MacbethisnowKing

    DUNCANISDEAD!!!!!!

    Macbeth,whowasrecentlynamedThaneof
    CawdorbytheKing,wasproclaimedtobethe
    successortoKingDuncanthismorning.When
    MacbethdiscoveredDuncanwasmurderedhe
    vowedthatIwillhonorkingDuncanandwould
    doallthatisnecessarytodeterminehis
    murderer.Hethenproceededtoorderthe
    killingoftheguardsfortheirwrongdoing.Many
    wonderifMacbethissuitableforthepositionof
    Kingduetohisinexperienceathavingsomuch
    power,andifhispositionwillbechallenged.

    Yesterdaynightat11:59pm,FridayMarch13,
    KingDuncanwasfounddeadatCastleInverness
    ownedbyMacbethattheageof69.Histwosons,
    MalcolmandDonalbain,wereunavailablefor
    comment.Histwosonsarecurrentlysuspected
    ofcommittingthemurdertobecomeKingand
    anysightingsaretobereportedtoauthorities
    immediately.LordMacduffdiscoveredthebody
    ashewasonthewayintotheKingschamberto
    wakehimfromhisslumberandgivehimdonuts.
    AsMacduffknockedonthedoor,theKingwould
    notrespondtohisknocks.Afteraninitial
    investigation,itwasdeterminedbyMacduffthat
    theformerKingDuncanwaskilledbymultiple
    stabstothethroat.Theguardswerefound
    outsideofthechamberwherethebodywasina
    stupor.Thecurrenttheoryisthatthenow
    deceasedguardskilledtheKingontheirownwill
    orthatthesonsofDuncanorganizedthiswhole
    plan.Theguardswerekilledearlythismorning
    whenMacbethtookmattersintohisownhands.
    DuncansfuneralwillbeheldatColmekilllater
    today.

    WeirdWomenSpotted

    Threewomenwhodresslikemenhavebeen
    spottedrecentlyaroundthecountryside.The
    threewomenaresuspectedofcommittingminor
    offensesagainsthisMajesty,andifyouspot
    thempleasereportthemtotheauthorities
    and/orKingMacbethimmediately.However,if
    youareabletocatchthethreewomenandbring
    themtoauthoritiestherewillbearewardfrom
    KingMacbethhimself.Thethreewomenhave
    beenreportedtoappearwhenthereislightning
    andcanapparentlydisappearatwillgoodluck
    catchingthem.

    PersonalServantsforHirefortheKing
    JobDescription:

    Threemenwhoarewillingtodoabsolutelyanythingfortheiremployerfor$20.

    JobRequirements:
    Poor
    Lowselfesteem
    Easilypersuaded
    Nocommonsenseormorality
    Note:Anyformofdisobediencetotheemployerwillresultintheexterminationofyour
    bloodline.

    MeettheQueen!

    TheNobleUpdate

    SorryLadyDuncan,
    yourtimeisup.Lady
    Macbethiscomingto
    theCastle,notasa
    guest,butasthenew
    Queen.Sheisgoingto
    bethenicestQueen
    Scotlandhaseverseen.
    HerloyaltytoMacbeth
    hasbeenunwavering
    throughouthis
    ascensiontoThane,andsoonaftertoKingof
    Scotland!Forashorttime,shewillbeinthe
    parlorforyoutocomeandmeethertodiscuss
    whateveryouplease,whetheritbehergorgeous
    hairtohersuspiciousroleinbecomingtheQueen
    soquicklyafterKingDuncansdeath!Comeand
    enjoy!(Drinksandfoodnotincluded)

    Jokes/PunsThatMakeyouWanttoFall
    onYourOwnSword

    WhydidMacbethkillMacDonwald?
    Becausehewaslovinit.

    WhatwasKingDuncansfavoritestore?
    DunkinDonuts.

    WhydoesDonaldTrumpwanttorulethecountry
    ofBeth?
    HewantstoMacbethgreatagain.

    Banquoisanobleinaveryhighposition.Heis
    bestfriendswiththenowKingMacbeth.Hehas
    onesonandnowife.Despitethis,everythingis
    perfectinhislife.Heisexpectedtogeta
    promotionfromMacbethbecausetheyarebest
    friendsandthepositionofThaneofCawdoris
    available.

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