Beer To Go!

Just a friendly reminder that we do beer to go until 2am everyday. We have 64oz and 32oz
growlers for sale, or bring in your own and we will fill them! Dont forget to check out the bottle
list as well, everything is available to go (except the cellar list). We also sell kegs for any occasion;
parties, summer, holidays, or just to have some beer on tap for your house. Ask a manager about
keg pricing and availabilty.

FOOD TIL 1AM DAILY

TO~GO ORDERS CALL 713.528.9805

Warm Bavarian Pretzel................................$6

Blackbirds pretzel made with German pilsne

rmalt and lye dipped. Served with cheese sauce.

Jar of Vickys Snack Mix..............................$6

Salty, a little spicy. Perfect bar snack to pair with

a beer. **Contains Peanuts**

THE CEASE & DESIST BURGER

Two patties, two slices ocheeses,

but not too big to affect your girlish figure.
Hopefully next door wont sue us for the name.
Black Bean Olive Veggie Burger Available

Always $10 with hand cut fries

Crispy Pig Ears...............................................$6

Spicy,sweet, crispy and addictive.

Blackbirds Cajun Meat Pies.......................$9

Crispy little pies made by our friend Angela, with

a creamy cilantro dressing.

Crispy Cornmeal Crusted Dilly Beans.......$8

Pickled green beans and creamy cilantro dressing.

Bowl of Hot Pork Cracklins..........................$8

Served with French Spring Onion Dip.

Old School Crispy Tacos..............................$8

Just like your mom used to make on Wednesday

night.

Spiced Chicken Tenders...............................$8

Served with hand cut fries and honey mustard.

Korean Fried Chicken Sandwich..............$10

Fried chicken tossed in a sweet gochujang sauce

served with chips.

WINGS! WINGS! WINGS! WINGS!

How many you want?

6 (choice of 1 sauce)...................................................$6
12 (choice of 2 sauces).............................................$12
30 (choice of 3 sauces).............................................$28
60 (choice of 4 sauces).............................................$55
PB&J

Classic Hot

Not what you expect, Hint

of Spice

With Blue Cheese sauce

served on the side

Stout BBQ Sauce

Caramelized Fish Sauce

Southern Star Buried Hatchet

Classic Vietnamese Flavors

Be sure to call about special party pack pricing!

Silver Platter Nachos (11PM-1AM Only).$20

Crispy tortilla, taco meat, pickled jalapeno and
hominy, cabbage, melted cheese. Pico and sour
cream on the side. Guacamole $5 extra. This
will cure that late night need.

Sweets

Beer Bathed Hot Dog....................................$8

44 Farms jalapeno cheddar dog topped with
bacon jam, pickled red onion and yellow
mustard. Served with chips.

**Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or

eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.**

SPECIALS

MONDAYS:
TV Dinners
& Your Favorite TV Show/Movie
TUESDAYS:
Steak Night - 8 oz. Angus sirloin from
44 Farms with fresh sides - $15

Tres Leches Bread Pudding.........................$7

White chocolate bread pudding with tres leches
cream and toasted marshmallow fluff!

Mud Pie...........................................................$5
Creamy chocolate cheesecake filling with a
chocolate cookie crust topped with caramel
pretzels.

Vs Fresh Chocolate Chip Cookies ............$6

3 Housemade Chocolate Chip Cookies, a la mode
for an extra $2(They are made to order so there is a 15

Cloud 10 Push Pops......................................$5

Flavors are always changing. Ask us whats on!.

If a Pro Houston team is playing and winning, all Houston Drafts are 1/2 off.

One Less Car, One More Karbach

Ride your bike here anytime and get a $3 Karbach to celebrate.

Growler Fills and Kegs. Dont forget your beer to go!

@haymerchant

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Mama Shepherds Lasagna................... $50

Just the way I grew up. Delicious layers of beef,
pork, cheese and tomato. Comes with a big ol
salad plus garlic bread. Serves 4-6 people. Takes
around 45 minutes.

Giant Chicken Fried Steak ........................$43

Same as the original just a lot bigger.
A massive chicken fried steak served with cream
gravy, mashed potatoes, and three biscuits.
Serves 3-4 people.

Half a Pig Head............................................$45

A roasted pig head split down the middle, served
with tortillas, lettuce cups, kimchi salsa, and
pickled vegetables. (Yes. This is an actual pig head
8-10 lbs.) This will take up to 45 min.
Serves 4 people.

Smoked Hill Country Sausage..................$40

Four links of smoked 44 Farms beef sausage

served with a pile of cole slaw and a crock of baked
beans. Served with Hawaiian buns and mustard.
Serves 3-4 people

Mills Steak Caesar.....................................$16

Crisp hearts of romaine, seared flank steak,

spicy caesar dressing, corn, black beans, toasted
pumpkin seeds, crispy tortilla strips. Homage to
my friend Jim Mills.

Hay Merchants Simple Hummus...............$6

Served with pita bread and some veggies

Chicken Wrap...............................................$10
Chicken, tzatziki, hummus, and veggies wrapped in
Phoenicia pita and our house made chips.

Blackened Catfish........................................$18

Louisiana wild caught catfish, braised collard greens.

minute wait time).

1/2 Price Houston Beer

Chris Shepherds Family Style

Braised Turkey Torta...................................$11

Slow cooked with jalapenos and onions. Served over

torta bread with gravy and cabbage.

What
the Hell is a Mud Turtle?
Houstonians were actually mocked as Mud Turtles

throughout the rest of Texas because of how filthy our

city was. We had no clean water, no streets and a
significant portion of our population was drunk at any
given point in time because one of the only sanitary
beverages was beer (certainly not bayou water).Ask
your server about registering as part of the Mud Turtle
Program and begin to learn about delicious beers as you
drink them. There are also some great prizes involved.
Want to Go to Belgium on our dime? You can make it happen. We promise as you
climb the Mud Turtle ranks, youll learn a ton about beer and appreciate it more
than ever.

1100 westheimer rd. houston, tx 77006 713.528.9805

DRAFT BEERS Beer Style IBU ABV Vessel

J Happy Hour: $3 daily 3pm to 6:30pm

Sociable and Refreshing

Sour and Funky

JKarbach Weisse Versa Hefe/Wit Hybrid 20 5.3% Pilsner................................... $5 Jolly Pumpkin Maracaibo Especial Sour Brown Ale 25 7.5% Sours......................... $9
Bavik Pilsner German Style Pilsner ? 5.2% Pilsner.............................................. $6 BFM LAbbaye de Saint Bon-Chien Wild Ale ? 11% Sours ...................................... $9
Firestone Walker Pivo Pils Hoppy Pilsner 40 5.3% Pilsner................................. $6 JSt Arnold Boiler Room w/ Raspberry Berliner Weisse ? 3.5% Imp. Pint.... $8
Sierra Nevada Nooner Czech Style Pilsner 38 5.2% Pilsner................................. $6 Freigeist Abraxxxas Appled Berliner Weissebier ? 6% Sours....................................... $9
Sierra Nevada Sweet Sunny South Table Beer 23 4.9% Snifter.......................... $7 Ducato Beersel Mattina Saison/ Lambic Blend ? 6.2% Sours ...................................... $7
Sierra Nevada Summerfest Czech Style Pilsner 88 5% Pilsner............................ $6 Loverbeer Selvacidula de Louvrier Sour Ale ? 4.8% Sours....................................... $9
St Arnold Summer Pils Helles 41 4.9% Pint............................................................ $5 Wittekerke Wild Sour Wit ? 5% Tulip............................................................................... $6
Loverbeer BeerBrugna Sour Ale ? 6.2% Sours................. $9
Live Oak Hefeweizen Hefeweizen 12 5.2% Pilsner.......... $6
Ducato Luna Rosa Kriek ? 8% Sours.................................. $9
JSt Arnold Lawnmower Kolsch Style 20 4.9% Pint...... $4
With a fleet of firkins at his disposal, Kevin
searches out the best cask beers for you to enjoy. Hanssens Oude Gueuze Gueuze ? 5.8% Sours................. $9
BFM 225 Saison ? 5% Sours ............................................. $7
Heres whats on cask right now!
JSierra Nevada Pale Ale Pale Ale 38 5.6% Pint............... .$4
Sierra Nevada Otra Vez Gose 5 4.5% Pint....................... $5
St Arnold Endeavour
JSierra Nevada Torpedo IPA 65 7.2% Pint....................... .$5
2014 Real Ale Imperium Wild Ale ? 6.6% Snifter..... $9
Double IPA 76 8.9% Pint....... $8
JFirestone Walker Wookey Jack Rye IPA 80 8.3% Tulip.$5
Ducato Chrysopolis Belgian Style Lambic
Clown Shoes Moses
? 5.5% Sours............................................................................ $9
Karbach IPL IPL 40 6% Pint.................................. $6
and the Misfits
Alvinne
Cuvee Freddy Flemish Red Ale ? 8% Sours ........ $9
JSierra Nevada Ruthless Rye Rye IPA 55 6.6% Pint....... .$5
Cream Ale ? 9% Tulip.......... $9
Alvinne Phi Sour Ale ? 10% Sours ...................................... $9
Oasis Metamodern Session IPA 45 4.5% Pint............ $7
Clown Shoes Chocolate Sombrero
Bear Republic Tartare Berliner Weisse 8 4% Sours .......... $9
Oasis Slow Ride Pale Ale 35 4.8% Pint.................... $6
Imperial Stout ? 9% Snifter... $9
St Louis Framboise Lambic ? 4.5% Sours ........................ $9
Odell Splice Session IPA Session IPA 40 4.8% Pint.......... .$6
Squatters Hop Rising w/ Columbus
Alvinne Omega Sour Ale ? 6% Sours ................................. $9
Stone IPA IPA 77 6.9% Pint..................................................... .$5
Double IPA 72 9% Tulip........ $7

Sierra Nevada Pat-Rye-Ot Pale Ale 39 5.6% Snifter.......... .$7

Sierra Nevada Hoptimum
JSt Arnold Art Car IPA IPA 55 7.2% Pint............... $5
Double IPA 100 10.4% Tulip... $7
Martin House Pretzel Stout Stout 47 6.5% Tulip.... $6
JKarbach Hopadillo IPA 65 6.6% Pint.......................... $5
B-52
Schwarzbier Black Lager 34 4.3% Pint................ $6

JSierra Nevada Hop Hunter IPA 60 6.2% Pint................ .$5

New Holland Dragons Milk BBA Stout 31 11% Snifter.. .$7
Sierra Nevada Moxee Moron Imperial Session IPA
Sierra
Nevada
Stout
of
the Union Robust Stout 64 7.3% Snifter................................$7
70 7.5% Snifter......................................................................... .$7
BA Imp. Stout ? 12.9% Snifter............................................ $9
Martin
House
Acheron
Sierra Nevada West Latitude Session Rye 55 5.5% Snifter..........................................$7
Imperial Stout ? 12.5% Snifter............................$7
Clown
Shoes
Blaecorn
Unidragon
Clown Shoes Josh the Revelator Double IPA ? 10.2% Tulip...................................... $8
Sierra Nevada Barrel Aged Narwhal BA Imperial Stout ? 12.9% Snifter....................$9

Kevins Casks Selections

Hop-a-licious

Dark and Flavorful

Belgian Inspiration

Sierra Nevada Ovila Quad w/ Cherries Quad 21 10.2% Snifter................................$7

Avery Perzik Saison Fruited Saison ? 6.4% Tulip........................................................... $7
Kasteel Barista Chocolate Quad Quad ? 11% Snifter................................................... $9

Besides Beer

Underberg Bitters 44% 0.67fl oz........................................................................................... $3

Austin Eastciders Texas Honey Cider 5.2% Tulip................................................. $6
N2 Red Blend California 13.5% Wine Glass........................................................................ $8
Duchman Trebbiano Texas 13% Wine Glass............................................................... $8
Leibinger Seeradler Radler 2.5% Imp. Pint........................................................................ $8
Dansk Vinking Blod Mead 19% Wine Glass...................................................................... $9
Thistly Cross Jaggy Thistle Sherry BA Cider 7.4% Tulip................................................ $9

Treating Craft Beer with Love and Respect

All of the beers we serve are poured through the best

equipment at the proper temperature and into one of these
fine vessels to ensure you fully enjoy each
beers distinctive aroma and flavor nuances. We even offer
half and full growlers for you to take beer on the go!

@haymerchant

Oddly Delicious

De Glazen Saison DErpe Mere Zymatore Gin BA Saison 35 7.5% Snifter............. $9

De Glazen Saison DErpe Mere Gerookt Smoked Saison 35 6.9% Snifter.............. $9
Aecht Schlenkerla Oak Smoked Smoked Doppelbok ? 8% Pint................................... $8
Odell Tree Shaker Fruited Double IPA 48 8% Tulip........................................................... $8
Destihl Antiquity Ale BA Barley Wine 78 12.1% Snifter................................................... $9
JVictory DH Brett Pils DH Pilsner ? 5.5% Sours......................................................... $5

Malty, Toasty or Nutty

JWasatch Devastator Dopplebock ? 8% Pint.................................................. $6

Sierra Nevada Family Values Imperial Brown Ale 35 8.5% Snifter..............................$7
JBroklyn Lager Vienna Lager 28 5.2% Pint...................................................... $4
J.W. Lees Moonraker Strong Ale ? 6.5% Snifter............................................... $9
Sierra Nevada Big Foot Barley Wine 90 9.6% Snifter......................................... $6
J.W. Lees Harvest Ale Barley Wine ? 11.5% Snifter........................................... $9

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