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Cause it's you and
me, and all of the
_______.

I believe I can fly! I

believe I can ______.

Why do I cry myself to

sleep every night?

How to survive med

school: (1) ______,
(2) ______ and (3)
______.

What does the fox

say?

The world won't end

with a "Bang!" but with
a ______.

Who lives in a
pineapple under the
sea?

I found a sex tape

starring ______ and
______.

Three simple words: I

am ______.

The winning piece we

will sing for next
year's APMC is
______.

I will take over the

world with _______.
And there is nothing
you can do to stop
me!

My greatest legacy in
MGC is ______.

911. What's your

emergency?

______ is the way to

a man's heart.

I think I did it again. I

made you believe,
we're more than just
______.

Cranial Nerves: "Oh!

Oh! Oh! To touch and
feel virgin girl's
______ and ______. "

We could have had it

all...Rolling in the
______.

My Anaconda don't
wan't none unless you
got ______, hun.

What brings all the

boys to the yard?

Mawala na lahat, wag

lang ______.

What does it take to

be in MGC?

What does Kuya love

most about MGC?

Sino ang maingay sa

Tenors?

It's a bird. It's a plane.

It's ______.

To cure my sore
throat, the doctor
prescribed ______.

The UST Medicine

Glee Club will be
singing ______ for
Father Rector's
birthday.

Size doesn't matter.

______ does.

I can show you

______. Shining,
shimmering, splendid.

And now these three

remain: faith, hope
and love. But the
greatest is ______.

Disney presents
______ on ice!

Who loves me the

most?

One ingredient in KFC

secret recipe is
_____.

Napakaraming
______ dito sa amin.
Ngunit bakit tila
walang natira.

Nag-iisa, di nag-iiba.
Ito'y iyong-iyo ang
______ ko.

Paraiso, help me
make a stand.
Paraiso, take me by
the ______.

Isang Dugo, Isang

Lahi, Isang ______.

Grocery List: Eggs,

Milk, Bread, ______,
Soda

Nothing says "I love

you" like ______.

______ is not just

something you can
do. It takes years of
practice and
concentration.

What was Victoria's

secret?

Who was my first

kiss?

The 5 Stages of Grief:

Denial, Anger,
Bargaining, ______,
Acceptance.

I'm not like the rest of

you. I'm too busy and
rich for ______.

Let us pause for a

moment of silence for
______.

Where do broken
hearts go?

Imbued with unending

______.

If I wasn't in MGC, I
would be ______.

The only thing better

than MGC is ______.

In the next few years,

I will end up ______.

I stole Kuya's ______.

______. It's a trap!

What gets better with

age?

______ a day, keeps

the doctor away.

For my next trick, I will

pull ______ out of
______.

I asked for an iPad for

my birthday but my
parents gave me
______.

Only ______ touches

my skin.

I'm sexy because I

only eat ______.

The best things in life

are food and ______.

Only two things in life

are certain: death and
______.

What is my best
quality?

Tinatawag ka na sa
Dean's Office dahil
______.

I'm the best singer in

MGC because I
______.

Nahuli ako ni Kuya na

gumagawa ng
______.

Sino ang may

#LaglagPanty na
boses?

The secret to taller

vowels is ______.

I forgot my wallet.
How will I pay?

I'm gonna swing from

the ______.

______. Pray for us.

______ is so hard.

How will I meet my

future spouse?

Kuya doesn't know I

______ during
rehearsals.

I'd probably find

______ doing ______
in room 219.

What is my deepest,
darkest secret?

Coming to Broadway
this season, ______:
A Musical

How to be single?

A romantic dinner
would be incomplete
without ______.

Kuya, I'm sorry I

couldn't go to
rehearsals because of
______.

I drink to forget
______.

The alternative
medicine to a broken
heart is ______.

What's the next

Happy Meal toy?

I got 99 problems but

______ ain't one.

How did I lose my

virginity?

Status: #ForeverAlone

______. Only in MGC.

The winning moment

during APMC was
______.

During sex, I like to

think about ______.

What ended my last

relationship?

Step 1: ______, Step

2: ______, Step 3:
Profit

I'd rather go hungry

than ______.

And the Best

Conductor Award
goes to ______ for
______.

A career ending
blowjob

Free wifi

Bond. James Bond.

Selling your kidney on

the black market

Grandma's double
headed dildo

A sexual act called

'The Norwegian
Burrito'

Embarrassing dad
jokes

The burnt remains of

the first man who tried
to cook

Scratching a mosquito
bite and achieving
orgasm

Agreeing with
someone that their life
sucks

The 51st Shade of

Gray

Hemorrhoids

Sparkly, glittery,
unicorn semen

Using sea shells for a

bra

"Ice, Ice, Baby..."

Buffet everyday

Sitting on Santa's lap,

feeling his erection,
and awkwardly staring
at each other in
silence

The genetic sequence

to eternal life

Pagkain

Cricket flavoured
cupcake

Mind control

Playing the piano

using your toes

The ability to save

lives using the power
of farting

A bunch of bullsh*t

Zombies!!!

The ability to
manipulate people
into buying you food

Forgetting to put on
deodorant

Gold plated teeth

worth a million pesos

A sumo wrestler in a
G-string

Simple cuboidal
epithelium

Using plastic bag and

a rubber band to
substitute a condom

Perpetual sorrow

It's Britney, b*tch!

Cloning myself for fun

Naming every step in

the Kreb's cycle

A spoonful of sugar

Finding Nemo

Two broke girls

Mitosis

Channing Tatum

"Mary Had A Little

Lamb" in Chinese

Missing my ex

Maybe your standards

are too high?

That's a lie and you

know it!

Granny panties

"I Don't Wanna Miss A

Thing" (Aerosmith)

Making tea with the

blood of your enemies

Hearing loss due to

bad singing

Roland groping your

gluteus maximus

Sit next to you

Talking like Yoda

Sing your name

Google it!

You know nothing Jon

Snow

He who must not be

named

Cleavage with no
boobs

Shirt, no pants like

Winnie the Pooh

Eating salsa while

dancing salsa with
Erin Salas

Doing a split in mid-air

Earphones please so I
won't hear your
terrible voice

Rey's quietness

Ang boyfriend mong

wala nang ginawa
kundi ang paluhain ka

Waking up late

Octopus tentacles for

hands

In the Circle of Life

Mang Jose: Ang

superhero na
pwedeng arkilahin

Under the Sea

Seenzoned by crush

"I Have Nothing"

(Whitney Houston)

"All About that Bass"

(Megan Trainor)

Eating saliva for

breakfast

"On my Own" (Les

Miserables)

Rich, black, moist

chocolate cake

Empty refrigerator

All the criminals in the

world

I'm too sexy for my

shirt

Free Starbucks
Chocolate Java Chip
Frappuccino Blended
Beverage

Finding the droids you

were looking for

Pikachu! I choose
you!

Trying to fart but

pooping instead

Ghandi

Tom Cruise

Elderly lady
smuggling weed

Pooping over the

edge of the Grand
Canyon.

Chlamydia

Over 1 Billion served!

Discovering that your

only superpower is
competitive eating

Reading erotic braille

with your penis

A thorough prostate
exam from someone
in a doctor costume

Bunny Tan

Mary Rivero

Eunice Aguda

Bob Te

Gillie Domingo

Pat Pua

Gytha Torres

Wilfred Torre

Deeneye Santiago

Allie Pagarigan

JV Mendiola

Lui Lioanag

Kari Lim

Selina Mae
Encarnacion

Kristine Bugayong

Megan's pet fish

CMED Tiongson

Justine's resting bitch

face

Betsy Benin

Nadz Gonzalez

Cyrill Vergara

Paul Gamboa

Raf Rosales

Mico Teves

Jaemari Elleazar

Puso mo

Nicki Minaj's
"Anaconda"

Walking on water

A platypus

Stinky morning breath

A bird pooped on your

head

Sleep all night

I forgot to eat dinner

Swing form the

chandelier

Becoming a pokemon
master

Ninja Cat

A tuna fish sandwich.

How my skin glistens

in the moonlight when
I'm covered in
mayonnaise

Shrek is love, Shrek is

life.

Vodka diet

A cute baby

I'm pregnant

Kulangot

Torpe

Falling for Kuya's fake

cue

Eating Kuya's food

Forgetting to flush the

toilet

Stress eating

Joining the seminary

Tagos sa white
uniform

Bloody sanitary
napkins

Brain tumor

Eating the spiciest

food in the world

Friendzoned

Doing surgery
blindfolded

Stealing candy from a

baby

Surprise!

Doing Miley Cyrus'

"Wrecking Ball"

Having a date with a

penguin

Singing "Gangnam
Style" in Tagalog

Porn collection

Free sushi

Travelling to Mars

Reading Harrison's
Internal Medicine for
fun

A plate full of food

Writing erotic stories

Falling in love with a

member of the
opponent choir

The person next to

me talking dirty

Pink lace panties

Hello Kitty tatoos

Barbie dolls with

moustaches

A sad hand job

A sassy black woman

Dancing "Single
Ladies" in heels

Flying cockroach

YOLO!!!

Intense studying for

Clinical Epidemiology

Making babies

Performing in a bikini

Making corny jokes

Washing dirty laundry

Getting flushed down

the toilet

Lip singing

A vibrator

Long, dirty toenails

Twenty-five centavos

An empty wallet

Koyu no Tebulul

Planning a trip to the

North Pole

Losing my virginity

Picking my nose

Singing the UST

Hymn

Riding a tricycle

Sleeping in class

Singing in the rain

The Growling Tigers

Sleeping with the

cadavers

Playing hide and seek

in Anatomy lab

A house full of cats

Running around UST

naked

Watching Disney
movies

Anal beads

Poop

Go to rehearsals

Jump off a cliff

Sex on a beach

An erection that lasts

for hours

Spectacular abs

Used panties

Drinking alone

The Force

Your weird brother

The clitoris

Not wearing pants

The placenta

Poor people

Kiri-Kiri!

Isang Dugo, Isang

Lahi, Isang Musika

Laying an egg

World peace

Leprosy

Being rich

Children's tears

An endless stream of
diarrhea

BATMAN!

That ASS!

My vagina

Pretending to care

Getting high

My sex life

Taking off your shirt

Extremely tight pants

Breaking out into

dance and song

Our first chimpanzee

president

The miracle of
childbirth

Waiting till marriage

Puppies!

Lady Gaga

A defective condom

Licking things to claim

them as your own

Yeast infection

The Chinese
gymnastics team

Saying "I love you"

A pirate's life

Exactly what you'd

expect

Alcohol

Running out of semen

Skydiving

Erectile dysfunction

Oompa-Loompas

Harry Potter erotica

A banana

The true meaning of

Christmas

Seeing grandma
naked

Lactation

Concealing a boner

Full frontal nudity

When you fart and a

little bit comes out

Emotions

A snapping turtle
biting the tip of your
penis

Unfathomable
stupidity

Making a duck face

A live studio audience

Smegma

A monkey smoking a
cigar

Multiple stab wounds

My soul

Marijuana

Pole dancing

A disappointing
birthday party

Crippling debt

Teaching a robot to
love

A million pesos

Powerful thighs

The art of seduction

Balls

Finger painting

The female orgasm

Sexy pillow fights

The Pope

A gentle caress of the

inner thigh

Unlimited rice

Being fabulous

Undescended testis

Estrogen

My relationship status

A bag of magic beans

Sexual tension

Elderly Japanese men

Advice from a wise,

old, black man

My humps

A Meerkat

An asymmetric boob
job

An oversized lollipop

A micropenis

Eating in a buffet

Singing in the shower

The conductor of
Saint Luke's Medical
College

Barrack Obama

Scooby-Doo

The Phantom of the

Opera

Achilles Cabulong

Dana's calligraphy
skills

Darth Vader

Basses

Tenors

Altos

Sopranos

Anna's constant
hunger

MJ's height

JB's darkness

Jecca's high vocal

range

Erin Salas

Russell Nogot

Frank Escuadro

Sir Ryan Paul Vicente

Kuya Tsubibs