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THE OBAMA TERRORIST FLIGHT RISK

ASSESSMENT

Is your intended destination of this flight Heaven?


□ Yes □ No

Have you ignited yourself on a flight within the last twelve months:
□ Yes □ No

Have you attempted to ignite yourself on a flight in within the last twenty-four months:
□ Yes □ No

Do you fantasize about having sex with twelve virgins?


□ Yes □ No

Have you recently received instructions on how to blow up airplanes from an avowed
terrorist?
□ Yes □ No

Blowing up non-believers is a good thing.


□ Yes □ No

Is your intent of this flight to blow yourself up with as many people as possible:
□ Yes □ No

If you answered yes to any of the questions listed above, you may not board this flight.

______________________________________________ ___________________
Sign your name here Date

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