(I Don't Want) No Lenin Jacquel: Here's a little number that I recently tossed off in Moscow... 1. Lenin is @ very horrible guy, also known as a communist. He's always thinking about himself and kills the Romanovs, what? Uh-oh! That dude ain't getting nadal Uh-oh! You know what I'm talking about! Uh-oh! He goes and shoots us all and Uh-oh! Then he goes and screws up Russia! | don't want no Lenin, that communist will get no crown from me. He's hanging out in the library with his best friend Stalin, trying to holler at me! I don't want no Lenin, that communist will get no crown from me. He's hanging out in the library with his best friend Stalin, trying to holler at me! 2. In the library, | saw him and yelled, "Wassup?" | thought he said, "Wassup?" but he calls me @ scrub. Scrub? What? Lenin, you'd better be telling a joke, Nicholas should have slapped you, but you're lucky | spoke. You kicked us off the throne and shot us all, and then you have to go to Justice Halll Uh-oh! Lenin, take the Czar's crown off! Uh-oh! Lenin, take the Czar's crown off! Uh-oh! Lenin, take the Czar's crown off, for you are not a Romanov! You're not royalty, so you better shut up, and don't say that you don't wanna listen to us! Uh-oh! That dude ain't getting nada! Uh-oh! You know what I'm talking about! Uh-oh! He goes and shoots us all and Uh-oh! Then he goes and screws up Russia! 3. My friends are on for revenge for you called us scrubs as if we can't even rule, man. You think communism's right, but Kerensky had to put up a very good fight. You know what | had to say, Michael only ruled for a day. Don't get me wrong, for | wrote this song, | hoped that we could get along but..Oh, you flat (beep!), you think that you're so cool, bet you didn't read the Bible in school. You should have given us some advice, but | knew that you weren't going to be nice. ‘You thought that you could take Michael's Mercedes Benz, you only walk Lenin-toed because your shoes are revenge. You don't work, you just surf the net, and you figure out stuff and get us in trouble with Stalin! OK! 4. You birds wanna take over? Then get some cash, @ suit, and a government job, but you can't be czar. | hate Lenin. | hate Stalin. | hate Trotsky, but not’ Kerensky! He tried to set things right and then you birds-shut up! | want for all of you to get out! Go ahead and make America get rid of Clinton and go communist! Throw a brick at Yeltsin; tell him to steal our throne! If you come to Russia to take it, oh yes, we are folking fo you! If you're sick of czars and the Romanovs, oh yes, we are talking to you! If you hate young girls who defend the czar, oh yes, we are talking to you! Wanna rule with me with no money, oh no, | don't want no... 5. No more Lenin. No more Lenin. Sorry, Lenin, but this time you lose because you had to make that one mistake. That mistake was killing the Romanovs, and all they wanted to do was to improve their country! You turned their people against them and you told them lies, and you didn't really know what the Romanovs were like. So, you lose the battle and you lost the war; you lost because you killed the czar. Now I'm gonna celebrate my victory, and | have just one more thing to say... don't want no Lenin, that communist will get no crown from me. He's hanging out in the library with his best friend Stalin, trying fo holler at me! | don't want no Lenin, that communist will get no crown from me. He's hanging out in the library with his best friend Stalin, trying to holler at me!The Czar is Dead Jacquel: Sadly, this is the 82 year that the Romanovs were brutally murdered, and we shall hear their song later on in the show. Now, you shall hear me sing a small ce that | have dedicated to them, and please try not to laugh at my rather warped section of “Troika.” Thank you. (Applause) 1. Czar Nicholas may be gone, but his handsome face lives on, and Olga isn’t reading any books, you'll never see Irene or Nicholas again and Anastasia isn't worrying about her looks. Marie and Alexandra used to talk and laugh whenever they read a book about Jacquel, and now, 82 years later, there's hardly any of them left to see. Chorus: The Czar is dead and so is his family and there's nothing much that you can do. You can still hear Jacquel, but Jacque! cannot hear you. (A rather warped section of “Troika”) 2. Tatiana was a very pretty girl, and Alexis was a very brave boy, they're not here with us today, but pictures of them last forever more. The Mullers used to wow the crowd with their music and high quality sound. Teens are still listening to them today, but the Mullers are six feet underground. Chorus 3. Why must we grieve for them, right ofter we murdered them? We haven't even seen what the Romanovs are really like. They were a family just like ours, and yet, we treated them like...l urge you to show some respect for today’s royal families, for they are like everyone else. They don't have it any easier than the rest of us. Let’s cut out all the gossip about them, and let them live their lives, so you'll never again have to hear me sing Chorus Jacquel: And while we mourn for the Romanovs, keep in mind that half the rumors about them are not true. No, Anastasia didn't escape and live in the United States. (Like that would ever happen anyway!) And the part about Alexandra? Forget it. We should remember that things like this happen because there are stupid people in this world,If 1 Can Turn Back the Hands of Time For the September 11, 2001 victims and heroes 1. If |can turn back the hands of time, then none of this would have happened. If people could see into the future, then they would think twice before acting. If | could see what my life would be like, then I would never want to be born. We cannot change the past, but we must learn from our mistakes. Chorus: We cannot live in a world that is bad, a place like that can really make us sad, we gotta change the world. We must go and find a way 10 achieve eternal world peace, we gotta change the world. 2. If could turn back the hands of time, will there be peace? Did we just come about when someone was bored? | am praying for the day when things can work themselves out. Then I will know for a fact that we will live in peace. Chorus 3. Why can't we just get along, for we are one big family? How much longer can we afford to fight, and when will all Wars stop? If | could turn back the hands of time, will | save the world? Haven't we had enough of hate, and can we have love? Chorus"We Are One" From *Phe Dangerous Angel Girls (1998) Jacquel; Jn my story “The Dangerous Angel Gils," my friend Christina and Toll le urforgnate doathe i Fort Cid Callin, We both wind up ‘Heaven and we have to defend the iat the claigetouslancel aia 6 group of angels who are angry and want revenge for their own untimely deaths 1. Jacquel) Can | believe | never failed you? Can | believe | almost stayed? 0 you understand that | love you? Can you see that | am your best friend? and wonder why ['m here, you come out and show me what life is ut, and | no longer have to be'mad, and as we're together, now and ut as | si all forever, we can finally see.. Chorus: We are one, intercept, loving after, best friends forever, intercept it’s easy, we are fortunate to be here, for we are one. 2. (Christina) How in the world can | explain this? What have we done to deserve our death? |f we weren't friends, where would we be? Why did we play by the rules? Tonight is the night, that we have something to talk about, and we must plan to go back home, and we will have to learn... Chorus 3. (Both) Why must we have people in the world who don't appreciate life? We were only innocent girls who snatched away by death, As we try to find out what we had done that was wrong, we shall be friends, and we will bind together..Jacquel) | wish that we could go back home, (Christina) and | wish that we could see... ChorusBack to the U.S.S.R. 1 Way back in the olden days, I lived in a golden place and everything was going right: but then something had changed, snd now Tm running for fy Life. for communism came and took Russia overnight. Chorus: I gotta run away because, you know, there is no czar. I'm going to a place where they can drive a car. I'm trying to be American, so now all of you can sce, I will be good, he loyal to America for I don't wanna get sent BACK TO THE U. S. S. R.! 2. THE U. S. 8. R. IS REALLY, REALLY, BAD, AND THEY CAN MAKE YOU LIVE A VERY HARD LIFE! In this stupid country, you cannot say Nicholas’s name. You'll never see Trotsky or Kerensky again, and Stolypin doesn't play his little game. Lenin and Stalin used to shoot and laugh while working on screwinj up Russia, and Gorbachev was smart enough to crush communism, Well, he trie to keep it and that’s why... Chorus 3. Nicholas ws god but fe was otaly weak; Lenin was a harvorkng fo: Stalin was mean with all his 1930's purges, Khrushchev almost blows us up in school. Breshnev had to be mean, Andropov and Chernenko both died within a year, Gorbachev made so many reforms that communism fell, WE DANCED ON THE BERLIN WALL AND CHEERED! Yeltsin was Russia's first real president, he tried so hard to make a good Russia, but poor health and corruption forced him to retire, and now the new Russian leader is Putin??? From communism, to Freedom!