NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............

Universal Law Of Love:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer
From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

First Law Of Love:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A
Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And

Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

Second Law Of Love:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is

Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy
And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of
The
Bank Balance. "

Third Law Of Love:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And
Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."