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SHERIFF:
Miss Jeffries!
MARCIA:
Morning, Sheriff.
SHERIFF:
MARCIA:
MAN:
SHERIFF:
MARCIA:
SHERIFF:
MARCIA:
SHERIFF:
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Her uncle owns the radio station
in town, KGRK.
MARCIA:
a funny story...
SHERIFF:
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BEANIE:
Whose face?
It could be yours.
BEANIE:
SHERIFF:
MAN IN CELL:
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SHERIFF:
DEPUTY:
SHERIFF:
BEANIE:
DEPUTY:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
DEPUTY:
LONESOME:
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Who are you?
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
Radio?
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
Wait a minute!
Quit racing your motor.
What do I get out of it?
I mean, Me, myself, and I.
MARCIA:
Sheriff?
SHERIFF:
DEPUTY:
SHERIFF:
BEANIE:
LONESOME:
SHERIFF:
LONESOME:
Well, okay.
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It’s a deal, tomorrow morning. I'll sing you a song.
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
Jack, or Mack,
what’s the difference?
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
Lonesome?
Don't be rushing me,
cut that thing off a minute.
Give me a chance to lubricate
my Adam's apple. (He takes a swig from the bottle in his guitar case)
Nothing like a little medicine
to put you in the mood.
Ain't mamma a beauty?
A guitar beats a woman
any time! I never have seen a woman
I could trust like this old guitar.
I love my mamma guitar.
She's always waiting for me
to pick her up and hold her.
Never asks me for money or goes
cheating around when I ain't looking.
If she gets a little sour, I just
give her a little twist like so...
and we're right back
in tune together.
PRISONERS:
Hey, Lonesome,
sing "Rye Whiskey".
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Lonesome.
LONESOME:
SHERIFF:
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Sing something dependable
like "Home on the Range".
LONESOME:
PRISONER:
LONESOME (sings):
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
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had that going all the time?
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
(Cut to: Radio Station, J.B.’s office, where Marcia, J.B., and a shoe
shine boy are listening to Marcia’s tape of Lonesome. They all laugh.)
Yes, sir.
MARCIA:
The jail?
J. B.:
MARCIA:
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The only thing I'm interested in...
is running the best radio program
in North East Arkansas.
J. B.:
SHERIIFF:
Rhodes?
J.B.:
Yes.
SHERIFF:
J. B.:
SHERIFF:
MARCIA:
(Cut to: Inside J.B.’s car; through the windshield, we see Lonesome on
the road up ahead.)
MARCIA:
There he is.
(calling from car window)
Hey! Morning!
Hi!
We've been looking for you.
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
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who owns our radio station.
J.B.:
J.B.:
LONESOME:
J. B.:
LONESOME:
J. B.:
LONESOME:
J. B.:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
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Wait! We want to talk to you…
LONESOME:
J.B.:
J.B.:
Why not?
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
Well...
Okay. I'll try it for one day.
J.B.:
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and get him a room.
And you better clean him up
a bit.
LONESOME:
J.B.:
Get in the back. (Lonesome climbs into the front next to Marcia)
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
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Really!
Look, I'll meet you downstairs.
LONESOME:
Ladies,
or I guess I should say, girls...
the boss lady of this here program just shoved
a piece of paper at me...
says I ain't got
but three more minutes.
That’s what I've got
against working...
it’s tangled up
with the word "hurry".
Back in my little old town of Riddle,
we had a cousin named Harry...
they all called him Hurry 'cause
he was always running someplace.
Till one day he fell down a flight
of steps and broke his fool neck. (He laughs)
We put a sign on his grave
that said...
"He was in such a hurry,
he couldn't wait to get here."
Shucks, I was just getting ready to add on
a verse about being a free woman.
I bet a lot of you dream of that...
with all them breakfast dishes
piling up in the sink...
and cranky husbands
to get off to work.
Ain't it a shame how they
get on about everything...
LONESOME:
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a man yet who could appreciate
how hard you women has to work.
They think running water over a dish
is all there is to it.
They never see you clean the grease
out of the sink...
or wiping out of the oven
the gravy...
or the apple juice that sizzles over
the side of the dish onto your grill.
Listen to this.
"Dear Lonesome, though I never
set eyes on you..."
(to J.B. as he comes in. Female fans are crowded outside the office
door)
J.B.:
MARCIA:
Hello.
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MARCIA:
Shh!
J.B.:
MARCIA:
J.B.:
WAITRESS:
That’s right, Lonesome. (She gives him the eye as she walks away and
he stares back at her)
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
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Did you always drink like that?
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
Composite?
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
From all over. Any town you mention for 500 miles,
I bet I lived in a day or two.
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
He was a spieler
with a two-bit con.
"Now, if each of you hand me
your $1 bills...
I'm gonna favor you
with a five dollar gift."
MARCIA:
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Sort of loved him, didn't you?
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
Uncles?
I wish I had a nickel for every time I
fell asleep waiting for my old lady.
When I'd wake up she'd say,
"Shh, Your uncle's sleeping".
I'd say "Uncle Lou?"
She'd say, "No, this is
your Uncle Mike, or Uncle Moe".
Seemed like there wasn't a town in Arkansas or
Missouri I didn't have an uncle in. Yes, ma'am. My old lady sure was
generous about taking in relatives.
MARCIA:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
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(He knocks Lonesome’s foot off the table.)
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
(Radio station)
Here, Whitey!
Here, Whitey!
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(Cut to yard outside the jail, crowded with people and barking dogs.
Sheriff comes out of the door to look. Marcia and Lonesome drive up,
and Lonesome leans out the driver side window and guffaws.)
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
SWAYZE:
Larry? Larry?
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(He says the next line louder, for Marcia’s benefit.)
MARCIA:
STEINER:
(Larry lies down on the bed in his underwear and picks up a magazine)
Memphis?
STEINER: (chuckles)
LONESOME:
STEINER:
LONESOME:
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STEINER (Leaving)
Miss Jeffries.
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA: (leaving)
(Cut to radio station; Lonesome on the air with his guitar; fan
blowing; fans look in through the windows)
LONESOME:
LONESOME:
(Poolside with Marcia at J.B.’s house)
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Can you hear them?
Can you hear them, splashing?
That’s your curly-headed
little darlings, enjoying...
J.B. Jeffries' kind of hospitality.
J.B.’s HOUSEKEEPER:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
(into phone)
MARCIA:
$500 a week!
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But, now if we find we get along...
you make it – oh --
a thousand dollars a week…
Yeah, you get the idea.
And transportation for yours truly
and my little Girl Friday...
not to mention Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Marcia Jeffries.
MARCIA:
J.B. (pointedly):
CONDUCTOR:
Board!
LONESOME:
Marcia!
CONDUCTOR:
Board!
LONESOME: (as they board the train, waving his hat to the
crowd):
Bye!
Bye, Lucy! So long, Luther!
You write to me, now.
I'll be thinking of you.
(to Marcia):
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(Marcia is shocked)
Crowd cheers and band plays “Auld Lang Syne” as train pulls away. We
see Lonesome leaning out, looking forward)
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
Writer?
You're gonna have an easy job. Boy, ‘cause
I don't do much reading.
MEL:
LONESOME:
MEL:
LONESOME:
DIRECTOR:
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Hey, what are you doing
to that make-up?
MAN IN BOOTH:
DIRECTOR:
ANNOUNCER:
(into camera)
Howdy.
You know, I never have seen myself
on one of these things before. (looks in monitor)
So if I start to admire myself
on this... uh,
What do you call it?
DIRECTOR: (whispers)
Monitor.
LONESOME:
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The director said
all I had to do was...
He said I had to act like
I was looking straight at you...
But what he forgot to say was there'd be
a great big old red eye looking straight at me.
You know, it does look
kind of familiar, though...
It reminds me of my Uncle Abernathy
after a night of drinking...
that fine old five star
corn liquor.
He put a star on the bottle
for every day it aged.
MAN IN BOOTH:
He's only been on two minutes and he’s already telling us what to do.
LONESOME:
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Which one of these holes
do I look in?
One thing I could see right off
about a big city...
there's a whole lot of people
in trouble out there.
You don't see it much in the daytime
when everyone's hustling and bustling around...
rushing from where they is
to where they ain't...
but it’s at night, you know,
late at night...
around four o'clock in the morning
is what I call "the dividing line".
All you've got left
is folks in trouble.
But I want to tell you good people something that
happened to me this morning, just before the sun was ready to come up.
I'm going to tell it to you, and see if
it don't happen to you the same way it happened to me.
And if it don't move your hearts the way I thin it will,
you're just a bunch of
big city pickle hearts.
I'll pack up my one shirt and
the Bible my daddy gave me...
and my cigar box guitar...
and I'll just get me
on home to Riddle.
MEL:
LONESOME:
MEL:
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MARCIA:
LONESOME:
WOMAN:
LONESOME:
It burnt down.
She's got seven young ones, and no insurance…
BLACK VIEWER:
LONESOME:
WOMAN:
LONESOME:
(Cut to a lady in a bar who laughs and dumps out her purse)
LONESOME:
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And they're gonna be looking out for you,
ain't you, folks?
CUT back to black viewer’s house – the whole family has gathered to
watch now.
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
STEINER:
LONESOME:
STEINER:
MARCIA:
STEINER:
LONESOME:
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There's eighteen thousand
five hundred...
and forty-one...
(audience applauds)
(Audience laughs)
What?
Yeah, I've got the commercial
on me somewhere. Let’s see...
(goes through paper notes in his pockets, and reads them, Intercut
with audience reaction)
(reading awkwardly)
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Friends "comma" why not invest
in sleep insurance "question mark".
That is what you will be doing
when you buy your...
Luffler Easy-Rest
mattress "period".
STEINER:
(As Marcia and Lonesome walk out, they pass Joey De Palma)
JOEY:
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Oh, hey, hey. Hey! Boy, I almost forgot.
I got you a month’s food ticket at the White Owl for the plug
you gave this morning.
LONESOME:
Yeah?
JOEY:
MARCIA:
Shlockmeistering!
JOEY:
MARCIA:
JOEY:
Illegal?
Honey, nothing's illegal
if they don't catch you.
LONESOME:
JOEY:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
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He won't be an office boy long.
LONESOME:
Mr. Luffler told me he don’t like me to talk nasty about his mattress.
Shucks, I said you could get a good
night’s sleep on one of them...
if you're real tired.
(laughter from audience, which is even bigger than last time)
There I go again.
I just can't seem to get my mouth around some of them
things they want me to say.
But, I'll try.
Give me an "E"...
(sings)
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so you can tear up my contract...
make a free man of me!
Going to be...
(audience calls out the phrase “free man” each time he sings it)
SECRETARY:
LUFFLER:
Get me my lawyer.
(CUT TO: Lonesome with suitcase and guitar in hallway outside MARCIA’S
hotel room. He bangs once on the door)
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
Where to?
LONESOME:
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There ain't no script,
I'm just me. It WAS me.
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
You come here. (He does, and she grabs his shirt and kisses him. He
drops the suitcase and grabs her.
LONESOME:
(The woman looks back and Marcia and Lonesome go into her room.)
SECRETARY:
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JOEY: (about the scene in the street)
That’s terrible.
LUFFLER’S ASSISTANT:
LUFFLER:
I smell smoke.
(He is being burned in effigy on the sidewalk below his office window.)
LUFFLER’S ASSISTANT:
LUFFLER:
LUFFLER’S ASSISTANT:
LUFFLER:
JOEY:
LUFFLER:
JOEY:
Yes, sir.
LUFFLER:
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Joey...
You're a smart lad.
Do you think I acted hasty
in the firing?
JOEY:
SECRETARY:
Mr. Luffler…
LUFFLER:
Now what?
SECRETARY:
Yes, dear?
JOEY:
SECRETARY:
JOEY:
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RECEPTIONIST:
TV EXECUTIVE:
JOEY:
TV EXECUTIVE:
SECRETARY:
TV EXECUTIVE:
(CUT TO the hotel in Memphis, as Mel comes whistling down the hall)
Marcia.
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Marcia?
(Mel sees Lonesome’s suitcase on the floor outside her door. Joey comes
rushing down the hall)
JOEY:
MEL:
JOEY:
MEL:
LONESOME:
JOEY:
LONESOME:
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JOEY: (comes into the room; Marcia is nowhere in
sight)
lONESOME:
To who?
JOEY:
LONESOME:
MC who?
JOEY:
LONESOME: (excited)
We are?
JOEY:
LONESOME:
HA!
JOEY:
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Go, baby!
LONESOME:
DR. WILEY:
MACEY:
Yes, doctor.
DR. WILEY:
MACEY: (quickly)
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You know General Haynesworth always
reads the product group reports.
DR. WILEY:
MACEY:
DR. WILEY:
MACEY:
(They bow, but one TV exec says to the other two sotto voce:
TV EXECUTIVE:
He hates our guts.
MACEY:
SECRETARY:
TV EXECUTIVE:
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Well, I just thought if you and the boys
got a look at him, Mace,
you'd see why the TV shop
is sold on him.
JOEY (entering)
LONESOME:
Hi, folks.
Howdy.
I've come to sell these kidney pills
or whatever the heck they are.
Hey, what’s the matter?
You got no spittoons around here?
MACEY:
TV EXECUTIVE:
MACEY:
DR. WILEY:
:
Sh --- sh--
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They're kind of pale,
got no charge to them.
I got an idea.
Let’s make them yellow.
The color of sunshine
and energy.
Gives a fella that get up and go
that puts him in solid with the ladies.
Yeah, like this …
“If you want to be bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed...
just gobble up a handful of Vitajex
and your battery's charged. Watch.
Ahhhh--- HA HA!
SECRETARY:
MACEY:
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He’s not exactly General Haynesworth’s …
LONESOME:
SH! SH! (ad libs) Peace! Peace! (Sings) O vitajex, what you doing to
me? (Joey produces beat) O Vitajex, what you doing to me! You fill me
full of ecstasy!
Oh, Vitajex,
what are you doing to me?
Oh, Vitajex,
what are you doing to me?
Oh, Vitajex,
what are you doing to me?
Oh...
Vitajex...
Vitajex,
what are you doing to me?
Vitajex,
what are you doing to me?
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Keep your eye on that rating.
Do it again.
Vitajex puts a gleam in your eye.
ANNOUNCER #1:
LONESOME:
Vitajex!
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I've just seen Lonesome Whats-his-name
on the television, and I like him.
ANNOUNCER #2 VOICE-OVER:
I bought my boyfriend
a ten year supply.
ANNOUNCER:
ANNOUNCER:
Vitajex…
MACEY:
HAYNESWORTH:
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Thirty-nine point eight!
LONESOME:
How's Princeton
and old eight for the stump?
(He laughs)
HAYNESWORTH:
JOEY:
Exactly.
HAYNESWORTH:
MRS. HAYNESWORTH:
HAYNESWORTH:
Poor Mace,
he's already had one heart attack...
and I’m afraid you're winding him up
to another one.
JOEY:
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Well, General, that’s his hard luck.
HAYNESWORTH:
Hello, Senator!
Did you have a fine flight?
FULLER:
HAYNESWORTH:
That’s my guest, Senator Fuller. That’s the sort of man I'd like
to see him in the White House.
MARCIA:
HAYNESWORTH:
LONESOME:
Shucks, general,
I'm just a country boy.
HAYNESWORTH:
JOEY:
HAYNESWORTH:
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I've always gone in for
long range planning.
Right now, Lonesome
is merely popular, oh, very popular...
but Lonesome Rhodes could be
made into an influence.
A wielder of opinion,
an institution...
positively sacred to his country,
like the Washington Monument.
(He looks at Marcia)
I suspect your idealistic young lady
disagrees with me...
but my study of history
has convinced me...
that in every strong society
from the Egyptians on...
the mass had to be guided
with a strong hand...
by a responsible elite.
Let us not forget that in TV
we have the greatest instrument...
for mass persuasion
in the history of the world.
JOEY:
HAYNESWORTH:
Roger, Roger! (An assistant with a notepas rushes down the steps)
Are you jotting this down?
First, I'll see if I can sell Henry
on the idea of a "Life" cover.
Remind me to call him for lunch.
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We girls call it
"The Lonesome Rhodes" iris.
I christen thee
the "USS Rhodes". (people cheer)
(dedication of mountain)
POLITICIAN:
Hey, Lonesome!
LONESOME:
Beanie!
You old scoundrel,
where have you been?
Here, go out and get yourself
some good looking clothes. (counts out money in Beanie’s hand) You been
looking ugly about as long as I can stand it.
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You ask me how I can keep going
17 hours without sleep?
Man, this is better than sleep!
(to boy in wheelchair holding a big Vitajex sign; monitor nest to him
shows a close-up of Lonesome’s face)
BOY IN WHEELCHAIR:
HOTEL MANAGER:
As general manager of
the Sherry Towers...
it’s my honor to present you
with a gold key...
to the two top floors of
New York's finest hotel.
JOEY:
To the very top!
You can't get much higher.
Hello.
Larry?
What time is it?
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
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LONESOME:
MARCIA:
Larry?
LONESOME:
(pointing to cityscape)
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
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MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
Larry.
Don't play with me.
Don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
(Fade to black)
BEANIE:
MARCIA:
A lady?
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BEANIE:
MARCIA:
BEANIE:
MARCIA:
MRS. RHODES:
I am Mrs. Rhodes.
MARCIA:
MRS. RHODES:
Mm-hmmm.
MARCIA:
MRS. RHODES:
His wife.
MARCIA:
Isn't he something?
You mind if I mute this brass a little? (She turns down the TV volume)
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“Lonesome.” That’s a hot one.
I hope you had better luck
keeping him lonesome than I did.
MARCIA:
MRS. RHODES:
MARCIA:
MRS. RHODES:
MARCIA:
MRS. RHODES:
MARCIA:
MRS. RHODES:
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Larry thinks he has to take a bite
out of every broad he comes across.
Then he calls them a tramp,
drops them...
all sort of psycho-something
or other, you know?
I caught him red-handed
with my best girlfriend.
He broke my jaw.
MARCIA:
Mrs. Rhodes:
MM hmm
MRS. RHODES:
HAYNESWORTH:
Very catchy.
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JOEY:
MARCIA:
JOEY:
General, General,
we wanted to show you this.
Giggle.
"Ah".
BEANIE:
HAYNESWORTH:
Most ingenious.
JOEY:
JOEY:
HAYNESWORTH:
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it’s most interesting...
but I've got a date at my club,
lunch with Senator Fuller. (Exits)
MARCIA:
LONESOME: (laughs)
ASSISTANT:
MARCIA:
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LONESOME:
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
OTHER WRITERS:
MARCIA:
WRITERS:
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Ha, ha, ha!
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
ANNOUNCER:
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as Lonesome Rhodes, your old
Arkansas traveler, goes home...
to the typical dirt road
cotton-picking town of Pickett.
LONESOME:
Look at them.
Look at them!
Ain't that the most?
I mean the most!
Cornfed gals,
country people.
the heart of America,
the salt of the earth.
(The marching band forms the letters “WE LOVE and the baton twirlers
“LR”)
Hi, Lonesome!
LONESOME:
(CUT TO: the studio where Mel and Marcia are watching this)
MEL:
It’s dangerous.
MARCIA:
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What, baton twirling?
MEL:
No, power.
You've got to be a saint to stand
the power that box gives you.
LONESOME: (somberly)
Friends...
Friends...
Friends...
my heart is too full...
to say anything more...
than welcome back
to Pickett.
A great artist...
a great humanitarian...
a great American.
Our very own
Lonesome Rhodes.
LONESOME:
Friends...
fellow Arkansasians,
fellow Americans...
I know I should start off
with a funny story...
about them kinfolk of mine in Riddle...
but I just feel too humble
this afternoon...
as I look out on this fine
representative body...
of wholesome young
American womanhood.
You know I've been a fan
of baton twirling from way back.
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I think it’s a honest to God
American art form.
Here's a little number I just recorded
for the Golden Oak Label.
I thought you kids might enjoy
twirling to it.
Here she goes,
"Mamma Guitar"!
Oh, yeah.
Our first contestant will be...
Miss Suzanne McKinley
of Beagelstown...
let’s have a real doozie, Suzie!
(We watch her routine, and others’, here, while Lonesome’s new song
plays over the loudspeaker.)
I give you
Miss Mary Jane Johnson...
from the neighboring village
of Pocahontas.
And now,
Miss Betty Lou Fleckum.
(Betty Lou does her routine; Lonesome watched closely. Joey watches
Lonesome watching Betty Lou.)
LONESOME:
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(DISSOLVE TO bar in New York City frequented by TV people Macey enters
and greets Mike Wallace. Macey goes on and greets Faye Emerson and
Bennett Cerf at the bar.)
FAYE:
Mace, good show.
MACEY:
Hi, Burl. Virginia (to Burl Ives and Virginia Graham at a table nearby.
They return the greeting.)
MACEY:
Thanks.
As Lonesome said,
it’s an, uh, American art form.
(to bartender)A glass of water, Joe.
Thank you.
MARCIA:
Poor Macey.
MEL:
MESSENGER:
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MAN:
Thanks.
MESSENGER:
MARCIA:
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
What’s in Juarez?
MARCIA:
Bars...
lawyers, quick marriages...
quick divorces.
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
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FADE to Black
Cut to Betty Lou hanging out of the plane’s cockpit window, waving to
the crowd. Stairs taken to plane door. Crowd breaks loose, girls
screaming)
Larry!
MAN:
JOEY:
(Only Mel is left behind by the crowd. Clamoring girls waving autograph
books; Betty Loy emerges from the plane door in a sombrero carrying two
Chihuahuas, followed by Lonesome)
MAN:
You said he what?
OTHER MAN:
Sure did.
(Marcia looks around, stunned and confused, then turns and fights her
way back through the crowd of cheering girls)
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Easy, fellas, I just got her.
(Lonesome searches the crowd, looking for Marcia? Marcia rushes without
a word past Mel, who briefly follows her, then stops.)
EARL WILSON:
LONESOME:
JOEY:
Tiko and Pico, kids!
LONESOME:
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(Betty Lou lifts her long skirt, and hooks her white cowboy boot
around Lonesome’s leg. Cut to Marcia watching. Cut back to screaming,
weeping girls rushing the stage and grabbing Lonesome’s legs. He laughs
and pulls away.)
And now...
you want to see
what first caught my eye?
(Betty Lou tears off the ruffled cover of her skimpy tip to reveal a
spangled top )
(Betty Lou runs out with fiery batons and starts her routine. Lonesome
goes off stage and fusses with the Chihuahuas in a basket. Macey is
standing nearby.)
MACEY:
Mr. Rhodes...
LONESOME:
(ignoring Macey)
Oh, Tico and Pico, I could just eat you up
MACEY:
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MACEY:
LONESOME:
MACEY:
LONESOME:
Look, Macey...
MACEY:
If a rating nose-dives
or if you lose a client...
even if it isn't your fault,
the executive is the goat.
(Macey collapses)
LONESOME:
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I was afraid to marry you,
that’s the truth.
The dirt root cotton-picking truth.
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
MARCIA:
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If I sound stridently female about
Miss Majorette, I don't mean to be.
I knew you'd married her
just as a way of not marrying me.
MARCIA: (furious)
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
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LONESOME:
MARCIA:
(Fade in on
CUT TO
ANNOUNCER:
MIKE WALLACE:
FULLER:
Itch?
MIKE WALLACE:
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seated next to Beanie, who is sound asleep. Fuller looks around
nervously at the men listening to the film clip of his speech)
FULLER:
I have said,
it calls for the closest scrutiny.
I am unable to persuade myself
and to believe the belief.
that the blatant squandering
of American wealth...
at home and abroad
is a road to a sound peace.
HAYNESWORTH:
Lights!
(Scattered applause; Beanie awakens and yawns loudly.)
FULLER:
HAYNESWORTH:
BEANIE:
Brutal.
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(Fulller turns to look at him)
HAYNESWORTH:
(to PURVIS, the newspaper publisher, who has bristled at this comment)
PURVIS:
LONESOME:
Purvis:
LONESOME:
PURVIS:
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the field you're in.
LONESOME:
Bull.
PURVIS:
LONESOME:
Mr. Rhodes...
HAYNESWORTH:
Now, now...
LONESOME:
Look, the General asked me to cut my rehearsal short to come down here.
But if you don't want to hear my thinking...
FULLER:
PURVIS:
LONESOME:
(pointing to Beanie)
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Do you know where I found him?
I don't think he'll mind my saying.
In jail.
He's stupid, he's got no mentality,
he thinks with his feet.
But I trust those feet.
Now if he don't laugh,
if he don't think
the show's any good...
then I know there's
something wrong with it...
something people just
ain't agonna take to.
See what I mean?
Now, Beanie...
What did you think of the personality
you just saw on screen?
BEANIE: (laughs)
Well, I, uh ---
LONESOME:
BEANIE:
LONESOME:
FULLER:
LONESOME:
FULLER:
A new personality?
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Frankly, that’s impossible.
LONESOME:
LONESOME:
Beanie?
FULLER:
LONESOME:
How about a nickname? (He studies Fuller for a moment, then says)
Only dishonest thing about Curly
is the way he combs his hair. (He leans in and ruffles Fuller’s hair
with his finger)
FULLER:
See?
LONESOME:
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Don't press your lips together,
it gives you a kind of sissy look.
Keep your mouth relaxed
so you can say... (He laughs; FULLER laughs; Lonesome nods approvingly)
Once in a while.
Uh-huh. It sounds sorta crazy to you to you, doesn’t it?
FULLER:
HAYNESWORTH:
Good!
LONESOME:
HAYNESWORTH:
SERVANT:
HAYNESWORTH:
LONESOME:
Shut up, will you? I'm thinking. (He gets up hurriedly, opens a bottle
of whiskey.)
HAYNESWORTH:
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you've only one flaw,
the way you've begun...
to suddenly shoot out of control.
Like this evening,
almost walking out on the Senator.
And you're beginning
to antagonize the press. You're great …
Cracker Barrel.
“Lonesome Rhodes' Cracker Barrel.”
HAYNESWORTH:
What’s that?
LONESOME:
(Fade in on a TV screen showing the title card for “The Lonesome Rhodes
Cracker Barrel” on it)
ANNOUNCER:
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LONESOME: (we see him on stage, POV from a row of TV
monitors in the sound booth)
CHARACTERS:
MAN IN BOOTH:
LONESOME:
(to Fuller)
FULLER:
Hello, men.
CHARACTERS:
Hi.
LONESOME:
(CUT TO MARCIA watching in the bar in New York City. Mel enters.)
BARTENDER:
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Hello, Mr. Miller,
long time no see, et cetera, et cetera. The usual?
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
MARCIA:
LONESOME’S VOICE:
FULLER:
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are obsessed.
LONESOME: (frowns)
Huh?
FULLER:
(Cut to Marcia, who looks nervously at Mel who is watching the show)
LONESOME:
That’s telling ‘em, senator. You heard one that time. Atsa boy.
FULLER:
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
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I didn't go near it.
I've been writing a book about (nods towards the TV)
I call it
"Demagogue in Denim".
Never had such a good time
in my life.
MARCIA:
MEL:
MARCIA:
Is it going to be published?
MARCIA:
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
MARCIA:
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of the crazier notions he wants to spout on the air.
And I seem to be the only person
he can talk to anymore.
I keep a
Lot of people from being fired...
And, well, There's an awful lot
of money at stake.
Our agency, the one we started with
the International Drug account...
is grossing over
a hundred million a year.
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
Marcia, you know what you are? you're the locker room
where he eases up after the fight...
win or lose.
You're the shock absorber for
collisions with ex-wives, models, new wives
and assorted tramps.
You're the little wheel of efficiency without which
The great streamlined express called Lonesome Rhodes...
plunges off the track
and leaps to destruction.
MARCIA:
MEL:
MARCIA:
I know.
I know.
MEL:
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when I think you're ready.
LONESOME:
LONESOME:
JOEY:
(He leaves. Betty Lou emerges in a formal gown with a fur piece around
her neck and an ice cream soda glass in hand)
Get me Beanie.
BETTY LOU:
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I think I'll just freshen up my soda.
LONESOME:
BETTY LOU:
Fired?
Lonesome...
Lonesome, nothing, nothing happened,
really. (He zips up her dress)
WOMAN’S VOICE:
LONESOME:
BETTY LOU:
LONESOME:
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LONESOME (pounding on Marcia’s door)
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
Your what?
LONESOME:
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launching Fighters for Fuller.
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
Yeah, Fighters for Fuller! How do you like that name? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh?
I made it up.
Everybody's nuts about it!
I got 20 of the biggest men in this country coming to my banquet
tomorrow night to get Fighters for Fuller rolling.
I've got an admiral from the Joint Chiefs,
two governors...
some of them big investment house boys
and a Cabinet minister.
MARCIA:
Which one?
LONESOME:
I don't know.
I told the General to pick one.
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
What’s true?
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
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53.7 (He draws the numbers on the air with his finger.)
Just picked up another million.
This whole country's just like
my flock of sheep.
MARCIA:
Sheep.
LONESOME:
Rednecks, crackers,
hillbillies...
housefraus, shut-ins,
pea-pickers...
everybody that’s got to jump
when somebody else blows the whistle.
They don't know it yet...
but they're all gonna be
Fighters for Fuller.
They're mine. I own them.
They think like I do.
Or they're more stupid than I am,
so I've got to think for them.
Marcia, you just wait and see...
I'll be the power behind
the president...
and you'll be the power behind me. (lies back on the bed)
You made me, Marcia,
you made me.
I always say that.
I owe it all to you.
I owe it all to you.
All to you.
MARCIA:
I know it.
I know it.
LONESOME:
(She leans over him and turns the light out, then runs into the closet)
(She throws on some clothes, grabs her purse, and runs out)
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Marcia!
Where are you going?
(She runs out into the dark, rainy street, and walks away)
MAN:
LONESOME (furious):
MAN:
DISTRAUGHT SECRETARY:
LONESOME:
SECRETARY:
LONESOME:
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Okay, I'll handle it.
SECRETARY:
LONESOME:
Ad lib!
Just keep up with me.
I've saved the show before. (He walks out)
IN THE STUDIO:
Take two.
COLLIER:
WOMAN:
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but oh-so-happy
one-man woman gone?
Ain't no use getting het up
about something we can't change.
I was duck-shooting
over the weekend...
I brought my movie camera along
to show you folks what it was like.
DIRECTOR in booth:
WOMAN’S VOICE:
Roll film.
MAN:
Hit it.
LONESOME:
TECHNICIAN:
You’re off the air, Mr. Rhodes, they can't hear you.
TECHNICIAN:
SOUND MAN:
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by a lot of dumb sons of nitwits.
(on screen)
( Cut to Marcia watching the sound man turn off the audio (her POV)
ANNOUNCER:
DIRECTOR:
You're off.
ANNOUNCER:
DIRECTOR:
Take one
ANNOUNCER:
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And by Vitajex, that old "Vitajex
what you doing to me" pill.
LONESOME:
TECHNICIAN:
ANNOUNCER:
ANNOUNCER:
(MARCIA pulls the lever so what Lonesome says can be heard on the air)
CHARACTER ON STAGE:
Can you really sell that stiff as
a “man among men”?
LONESOME:
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I can make them eat dog food
and think it’s steak.
Sure, I've got them like this.
You know what the public's like?
a cage full of guinea pigs.
SOUNDMAN:
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Mr. Macey, I cant’ believe it’s the same
Lonesome Rhodes.
MACEY:
Give me a drink.
Got to hurry, boys,
Heap big important day.
You better come in strong tomorrow.
I'll be loaded for bear!
ELEVATOR OPERATOR:
LONESOME:
ELEVATOR OPERATOR:
Yes, sir.
SWITCHBOARD:
HARD HAT:
HAYNESWORTH: (furious)
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to build up our business,
or destroy it?
FBN PRESIDENT:
HAYNESWORTH:
SWITCHBOARD OPERATORS:
Lonesome Rhodes?
That line is busy.
(to fellow operator)What did he say?
OTHER OPERATOR
HAYNESWORTH:
ELEVATOR OPERATOR:
LONESOME:
SWITCHPBOARD:
NO, I’m sorry, Mr. Rhodes has left for the day.
No, I’m sorry, there's no one in the studio.
FBN President:
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the morals clause.
BARRY:
LONESOME:
PRINTER:
OTHER PRINTER:
MAN:
MEL:
Where is she?
MAN:
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I hear you just wrote
the ending to my book.
Yeah?
Just a minute,
I'll see if she's here.
It’s him.
BEANIE:
LONESOME:
Marcia.
Oh, Marcia, I need you.
Come over right away.
Nobody's come,
everybody cancelled out.
(a high angle shot of the long banquet table, Lonesome at the head; two
huge portraits of a smiling Fuller behind him; surrounded by stately
black waiters)
(Cut to Marcia ducking her head hearing Lonesome read these wires)
(to row of waiters – we see one circle his temple with his
white-gloved finger, indicating Lonesome is nuts)
(He removes his tie and gets up to confront them. Cut to Marcia
listening to this rant)
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I'm going to make them love me.
WAITER:
Francis.
LONESOME:
Francis, Francis,
you're gonna love me.
(He embraces Francis)
MEL:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
Jump! Jump!
Get out of my life!
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Get out of everybody's life.
Jump.
Jump.
Jump.
MEL:
MARCIA:
Oh, Mel...
MEL:
Why didn’t you tell him on the phone that it was you?
MARCIA:
MEL:
MARCIA:
MEL:
(phone rings)
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so it can burst into flames
and burn again.
ELEVATOR ORPERATOR:
(We see the empty banquet table against the lighted towers of NYC
through the windows, and Lonesome’s shadow gesturing wildly cast
against the white tablecloth)
LONESOME:
In a time of crisis...
who else could rabble the people
like Lonesome Rhodes?
Who else could move the people
to action like Lonesome Rhodes?
You are looking...
at America's answer...
to the crying need for national...
(Marcia puts her hands to her face and walks toward Lonesome. Mel turns
to Beanie at the controls of the applause machine)
MEL:
BEANIE:
LONESOME:
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Yeah!
Yeah, you know I can.
Because the people listen
to Lonesome Rhodes.
Because the people
love Lonesome Rhodes!
Lonesome Rhodes is the people!
The people is Lonesome Rhodes!
Beanie!
More! Yeah! Yeah!
Go! Go!
(Sound of cheering. He sobs. Marcia looks away in pain. Mel looks over
at a sign—his POV: “There is nothing as trustworthy – as the ordinary
mind of the ordinary man” – Lonesome Rhodes)
(He suddenly becomes aware of Marcia below, and stretches out his arms
for her)
Marcia...
Oh, Marcia.
Yeah -- Marcia... (He rushes happily down the stairs)
I knew you'd come.
I knew you'd get here.
Listen, Marcia, I lost them...
but all I've got to do
is talk to them one more time.
Yeah, I’ll tell ‘em, I’ll tell ‘em, I'll say I said that just to see
how many was really listening.
Yeah! HA HA! Sure, I'll have them eating out of
my hands again, just like old times.
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
MARCIA:
It was me.
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It was.
It was me.
I held the key open...
on purpose.
I'm telling you this ,
so you'll never call me again.
Never again.
LONESOME:
Okay.
My little Marshmallow.
Good luck with Mel.
MARCIA:
LONESOME:
Go on.
Go.
(They turn and walk quickly toward the elevator. Lonesome yells after
them.)
MEL:
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Maybe not the best hour, or top ten.
Maybe not even in the top thirty-five .
(During this speech Mel approaches Lonesome. POV camera tracks toward
Lonesome.)
Beanie!
(Cut to the street below; a taxi pulls up and as Mel and Marcia get
in, we hear from above)
LONESOME’S VOICE:
Marcia!
MARCIA:
Mel…
MEL:
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I don't figure him for a suicide.
LONESOME:
Marcia!
MARCIA:
MEL:
LONESOME’S VOICE:
Come back!
Don't leave me!
Don't leave me!
Don't leave me!
Marcia!
Don't leave me!
Come back!
Come back!
Come back!
(Cut back and forth between the taxi departing into the dark New York streets and
the low angle shot of Lonesome’s penthouse. End with a s hot of Times Square(?)
with its glittering Coca Cola neon, diegetic city noises, almost drowning out
Lonesome’s shouts.)
THE END
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