DIRTY ENIDʼS AWESOME ALTERNATIVE PUB QUIZ

TUESDAY 15TH JUNE 2010: THE FIERY ANGEL,

CHELTENHAM
ROUND ONE

CELEBRITY FALSE OR TRUE

1. AMY WINEHOUSE ONCE MADE CUPS OF TEA FOR ALL THE

PAPARAZZI CAMPED OUTSIDE HER HOUSE. TRUE
2. SNOOP DOGGʼS REAL NAME IS LEROY FITZPATRICK II. FALSE.
ITʼS ACTUALLY CORDOZAR CALVIN BROADUS.
3. JORDAN ONCE ARRANGED TO MEET SOME OF HER FANS AT
HER HOME IN BEDFORDSHIRE. BUT WHEN SECURITY SHOWED
THEM INTO HER ROOM THEY WERE SHOCKED TO FIND HER
ASLEEP IN HER DINNER SURROUNDED BY BOTTLES OF BLUE
WKD. FALSE
4. OZZY OSBOURNE ONCE BIT THE HEAD OFF A LIVE SQUIRREL
DURING ONE OF HIS CONCERTS. FALSE – IT WAS A BAT
5. PRIOR TO RELEASING HER SECOND ALBUM, KATE NASH TOOK
A CAREER BREAK TO GO AND WORK IN A WOMENʼS REFUGE.
TRUE
6. WHEN SEX PISTOLS FOUNDER MALCOM MACLAREN PASSED
AWAY THE FUNERAL DIRECTORS CAST A £500 DEATH MASK OF
HIS FACE. TRUE
7. LADY GAGA HAS RECENTLY BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH LUPUS.
TRUE
8. PRINCE HARRY
9. REPORTS FROM STAFF AT NUMBER TEN DOWNING STREET
REVEAL THAT DAVID CAMERON EATS ON AVERAGE 12 TWIXES
A DAY. FALSE
10. KERRY KATONA IS SECRETLY STYLISH, ELEGANT AND
INCREDIBLY GOOD COMPANY. FALSE

ROUND TWO

DINOSAURS

1. WHAT DOES THE NAME ʻBRONTOSAURUSʼ MEAN? THUNDER

LIZARD
2. WHAT DO YOU CALL A ONE EYED DINOSAUR? DO-YA-THINK-HE-
SAW-US
3. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE LEADING DINOSAUR IN THE 1988
DINOSAUR EPIC ʻTHE LAND BEFORE TIMEʼ? LITTLEFOOT
 4. WHAT WAS THE ESTIMATED AVERAGE LIFE SPAN OF A T-REX
(TO THE NEAREST TEN)? 30 YEARS
5. WHAT TOOL DID PREHISTORIC LIZARDS USE TO CUT DOWN
TREES? A DINO-SAW
6. HOW MANY ACADEMY AWARDS DID JURASSIC PARK WIN? 3
7. WHY MIGHT YOU WANT TO AVOID TOUCHING COPROLITE? ITʼS
FOSSILISED DINOSAUR POO
8. WHY DID THE PTERYDACTYL CATCH THE WORM? BECAUSE IT
WAS AN EARLY BIRD
9. WHAT WAS THE FIRST DINOSAUR TO BE SCIENTIFICALLY
CLASSIFIED? MEGALOSAURUS
10. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN DINOSAURS CRASH THEIR CARS?
TYRANOSAURUS WRECKS

ROUND THREE

THE SIDEKICKS ROUND

1. ASTERIX? OBELIX
2. DANGER MOUSE? PENFOLD
3. DENNIS THE MENACE? GNASHER
4. BATMAN? ROBIN
5. SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS? PATRICK
6. TERRANCE? PHILLIP
7. BUTTHEAD? BEAVIS
8. REN? STIMPY
9. DICK DASTARDLY? MUTTLEY
10. ITCHY? SCRATCHY

ROUND FOUR

CHELTENHAM SUPERSTARS

1. WHAT YEAR WAS DANCING KEN BORN? 1935

2. WHAT SECONDARY SCHOOL DID ROLLING STONE BRIAN JONES
ATTEND? PATES GRAMMAR
3. WHICH HORSE WON THIS YEARʼS CHELTENHAM GOLD CUP?
IMPERIAL COMMANDER
4. WHO MADE THE MINOTAUR AND HARE STATUE THAT SITS ON
THE PROMENADE? SOPHIE RYDER
5. WHO OR WHAT DISCOVERED THE SPRING THAT WENT ON TO
BECOME THE SITE OF THE CHELTENHAM LADIES COLLEGE? A
FLOCK OF PIGEONS.
6. WHO IS THE MAIN SPONSOR OF THE CHELTENHAM LITERATURE
FESTIVAL? THE TIMES
 7. THE APPEARANCE OF WHICH SIGN ON SHAB HILL RECENTLY
MADE THE PAPERS? THE DOGGING SIGN
8. EDWARD SCOTT, THE DOOMED ARCTIC EXPLORER, LIVED ON
MONTPELLIER TERRACE. BUT WHAT WAS HIS HOUSE NUMBER?
5? Jonny to check
9. JUSTIN RICHARDS WAS CHELTENHAMʼS TOP GOAL SCORER
THIS SEASON. HOW MANY GOALS DID HE SCORE? 15
10. GUSTAV HOLST COMPOSED THE PLANETS, BUT WHICH SUITE
SHOULD NO LONGER BE THERE? PLUTO – NOT A PLANET

AWESOME BONUS QUESTION:

NAME ALL THE PLANETS IN ORDER STARTING WITH THE ONE

NEAREST THE SUN (5PTS IN ORDER, 2PTS IF YOU GET THEM ALL)

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune (PLUTO)

ROUND FIVE
DRUM & BASS or NOT DRUM AND BASS

1. (FROM START) CHEMICAL BROTHERS – SWOON NOT DRUM AND

BASS
2. (FROM 0.40) SHY FX – WOLF DRUM AND BASS
3. (FROM START) GOLDIE - TEMPER TEMPER DRUM AND BASS
4. RIHANNA – RUDE BOY NOT DRUM AND BASS
5. (FROM START) NIRVANA – RADIO FRIENDLY UNIT SHIFTER NOT
DRUM AND BASS
6. (FROM START) BLACK DOG – VIRTUAL DRUM AND BASS
7. (FROM 0.40) DJ HYPE – READY OR NOT DRUM AND BASS
8. (FROM START) ATOMIC KITTEN – WHOLE AGAIN NOT DRUM AND
BASS
9. (FROM START) PENDULUM – BLOOD SUGAR DRUM AND BASS
10. (FROM START) CASPA – BACK FOR THE FIRST TIME

ROUND SIX

PUNCHLINES

1. A WOOLY JUMPER. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A

KANGAROO WITH A SHEEP?
2. FROM A CATALOUGUE. HOW DOES MICHAEL JACKSON PICK HIS
NOSE?
3. CLIFF. WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A SEAGULL ON HIS
HEAD?
4. PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE UNTIL ITS BILL WITHERS. HOW DO
YOU TURN A DUCK INTO A SOUL SINGER?
 5. TWO - ONE TO SCREW IT ALL THE WAY IN, AND THE OTHER TO
GIVE IT A TANTILISING TWIST AT THE END. HOW MANY
CRIME/MYSTERY WRITERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A
LIGHTBULB.
6. YOU POKE-ER-FACE. HOW DO YOU MAKE LADY GAGA CRY?
7. A STICK. WHATʼS BROWN AND STICKY?
8. MARSCAPONE. WHAT CHEESE IS BEST FOR HIDING HORSES?
9. FINDING HALF A WORM. WHATʼS WORSE THAN FINDING A
WORM IN YOUR APPLE?
10. KERRY KATONA

ROUND SEVEN

THE BOOZE ROUND

1. HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY FOR A CAN OF TESCO VALUE LAGER?

22P A CAN
2. LAURA HALL HAS BEEN IN THE PAPERS RECENTLY FOR
GETTING PISSED AND FLASHING HER BOOBS AT A POLICEMAN.
FOR THIS AND OTHER MISDEMEANOURS WHAT WERE THE
TERMS OF HER ASBO? BARRED FROM ALL PUBS AND CLUBS
3. WHAT IS IRISH MOONSHINE CALLED? POTEEN
4. WHO SAID “I FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE WHO DONʼT DRINK,
BECAUSE WHEN THEY WAKE UP THATʼS THE BEST THEY FEEL
ALL DAY” FRANK SINATRA
5. WHAT IS LANDLORD JOʼS FAVOURITE DRINK? BOMBADIER
6. WHICH CELEBRITY IS CURRENTLY UNDER ORDERS TO WEAR
AN ALCOHOL DETECTION BRACELET. LINDSAY LOHAN
7. WHICH WURZELʼS SONG BECAME THE OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN
SONG IN THE FIGHT TO HALT A 10% INCREASE ON CIDER TAX
EARLIER THIS YEAR. I AM A CIDER DRINKER
8. THE BIGGEST BEER FESTIVAL IN THE WORLD IS HELD IN
MUNICH. WHAT IS IT CALLED? OKTOBERFEST
9. HOW MANY PINTS OF LAGER DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE KERRY
KATONA LOOK ATTRACTIVE? NO AMOUNT OF LAGER WILL
MAKE KERRY KATONA LOOK ATTRACTIVE
10. BONUS CHOCOLATE QUESTION: WHAT IS YOUR ULTIMATE
HANGOVER CURE?

ROUND EIGHT

THE DIALOGUE ROUND

1. GONE WITH THE WIND

2. HUMAN TRAFFIC
 3. MONTY PYTHONʼS LIFE OF BRIAN
4. TRAINSPOTTING
5. TOP GUN
6. PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN
7. BEVERLY HILLS COP
8. FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
9. ALICE IN WONDERLAND
10. FERRIS BUELLERʼS DAY OUT

ROUND NINE

THE RANDOMS ROUND

1. CAN YOU NAME THE SIX VILLAGE PEOPLE COSTUMES?

COWBOY, BUILDER, POLICEMAN, ARMY, BIKER, INDIAN
2. WHICH MEMBER OF WESTLIFE DID KERRY KATONA MARRY?
BRIAN MCFADDEN
3. I have a body that taper to a flat, paddle-shaped tail. I have two
forelimbs, called flippers, with three to four nails on each flipper. Their
head and face are wrinkled with whiskers on the snout. What animal
am I? A MANATEE
4. HOW MANY CALORIES IN A TRADITIONAL WETHERSPOONS
BREAKFAST TO THE NEAREST HUNDRED? 900
5. WHERE DID PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON LIVE? IN A LAND CALLED
HONALEE
6. HOW MANY POINTS IS A Q WORTH IN SCRABBLE? 10 POINTS
7. WHAT WAS BANKSYʼS RECENTLY RELEASED FEATURE FILM
CALLED? EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP
8. WHICH ANNIVERSARY IS GLASTONBURY CELEBRATING THIS
YEAR? 40TH
9. WHAT COLOUR IS POLAR BEAR FUR? CLEAR
10. WHAT PERCENTAGE OF AMERICANS DRESS THEIR PETS IN
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES? 10%