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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!!
Stop Gender Discrimination!!
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1980: "Bhaisab! Engineer sahb ka ghar konsa hai?"
"Wo jo bada bangla hai na.. wo"
2010: "Xcuse me, yaha Engineer ka ghar konsa hai?"
..."Abey kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja"
Credits: Mrunal Patil.
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A student called up his HOD, bt got HOD's wife instead on d call."He died last w
eek." she explained.The next day d studnt called again n askd 4 d HOD. Again wif
e aswrd d call & said "I told u he died last week. "The next day he called again
. This time wife shouted, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD U TWICE, MY HUSBAND, UR HOD, DIED .
..LAST WEEK! WHY DO U KEEP CALLING?" He replied laughin,"I just love hearing it!
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Credits:Pradyumndev
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WiSh YoU aLl A hApPy
FrIeNdShIp DaY...!!! :)
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What is bravery?
=> Coming home late night on friend's bike & mom waiting outside with 'Jhaadu' t
o beat you & you ask "Hi mom, still cleaning house??" :D
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Dad: Why didn't you go to the exam?
Son: Paper was tough!
Dad: Without going how do you know?
Son: Paper had leaked 2 days ago!
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Life is more strict than a teacher. A teacher teaches a lesson and keeps the exa
m. But life keeps the exam first and then teaches the lesson.
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Ashish. A. Patel but i wanna post my review here..
post...>>>>> 'REVIEW' .. Lolz..
July 27 at 10:52pm · 5 peopleLoading... ·
Luv story of ENGINEER:
I ws in12
She ws in12
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I ws doin BE
She gt BCA
I ws doinBE
She got MCA
I ws doinBE
She is doing PHD
I compltd BE
She got a DOCTRATE
She gt married
I ws preparing 4 MTECH entrnce
Shes mother of 2
I m doing my MTECh
Her daughter is in 1st
I cmpltd MTECH
Hr daughtr pasd 10th
I hav joined job
D grtst irony
Today is my ENGAGEMNT
& Hr daughtr is my WIFE
MORAL:Agle janam me Commerce lunga.
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Importance of Percentage:
Boy: Tere 12th me kitne percentage the?
Girl: 97%
Boy: Baap re..itne me to kisi gareeb ke 2 bache pass ho jate...!!! :D
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Tut jate hai sapne sone se pehle...
Aa jate hai aasu rone se pehle...
Kya hai ye Engineering ab pata chala...
Kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle...
...Credits: Kishor Dangade.
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An Engineering student finished his syllabus & revised twice before the exam.
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For more jokes sms 'ACT' to 404040. Conditions Apply.*
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Vishal Patil chak de titaaaaaaaaaaaa
July 25 at 10:32am ·
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Sunny S. Katrat engg ke sar taj hota
July 25 at 4:40pm ·
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! commented on Majid Khan's photo
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Send this to your English teacher and within 7 days...
she is surely gonna commit SUICIDE!!
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Friends in a pub: Aaj tab tak piyenge jab tak woh samne wale 3 ped (trees) 6 nah
i dikhate.
Pub manager: Saalon bas karo samne koi ped nahi hai..!!
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Should I change profile picture to this?
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Kumble raises his bat after scoring 40 runs. Baller tell him that he has not sco
red half century yet. Jumbo replies "40 runs ki kimat tum kya jano baller babu..
.!!!" ;) :D
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Hardworking boy busy with exam preparation!! :D
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Keep On EXPANDING!!!
Credits: Manpreet Kaur.
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On a ship an Engineering, MBA & MBBS students wer sailing.Suddenly a devil appea
red & said "Drop smthing in2 d sea. If I find it, I'll eat u & if nt I'll be ur
slave"
MBA student dropped a memory card. The devil found it & ate him. MBBS student dr
opped small needle, devil found it & ate him. Engineering student opened ...a wa
ter bottle & poured some water & asked devil 2 find it... Saala engineer se pang
a le raha tha.
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An engineer having no child, no money, no home, blind mother prays to god. God s
ays he will grant him One wish.
Engineer: I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child's
hands in our new bunglow.
God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these engineers!
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Professor Chairlekar.
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Fact: Whenever you through a stone on the streets of Bangalore at midnight, it'l
l surely hit either a 'dog' or 'software engineer'. :D
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Paul Baba zindabad !!
Credits: Swapneel Sudhakar Mohite
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2 engineering students were walking across campus when 1 said, "Where did u get
such a great bike?"
The 2nd engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own bu
siness when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the gr
ound, took off all her clothes & said, "Take what you want."...
The 2nd engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't
have fit."
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Height of Bravery:
Entering late in the class without permission and saying to the teacher with sty
le.. "hey sweety, carry on, don't stop for me! We can talk later!"
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Fact of the millennium: When SHE cancels a date it is because she 'HAS TO'. But
when HE cancels a date, it is because he 'HAS TWO'. ;) :P :D
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Love letter..!!
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Caption by Rajendra Deshpande (selected from Comments):
Confusion hi confusion hai, Solution kuch pata nahin
Solution jo mila to saala, Question kya tha pata nahin. :P
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Kingfisher assistant: Sir, pichle 15 dino me 1 bhi bottle nahi biki.
Vijay Mallya: University me phon lagao, pucho engineering & medical ke results k
ab aa rahe hain.
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We are So optimistic..!!
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The great word 'etc.': A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do. :P
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Sharman Nair pretend dat u can attempt all question....but instead o
f dat do nothing
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July 4 at 1:01pm ·
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Nitin Chaudhari very true
July 21 at 10:56pm ·
Once a boy died & went to hell.
The devil started to punish him but failed to make him suffer.
Devil tried all the punishments but failed every time.
The devil started crying & asked how could he tolerate all these.
...He smiled & replied, "I was once an Engineering Student !"
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This guy surely gonna become Engineer...!!!
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Very easy..!!
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Letter to mom..!!
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Looking for Computer Engineers..!!
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Caption above the Exam room clock: 'Time will PASS, will you?'
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Omkar Khire Engg=30+"10"
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Rakesh Jadhav Ohh
the caption is nice; the company must have sold this clock to to the
Colleges and schools!!!
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5 lovable words: I will top in class
4 pleasant words: I will work hard
3 sweet words: I love studying
2 special words: My books
...1 IMP word: 'LAPET'
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Shivani Bhute bilkul sahi
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Saziya Badgujar hehehheheh...................
40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! I Quit..!!
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Join.. Join.. Join.. ?
I love it when i catch you looking at me ?
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Manjiri Shinde nice
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Amar Sonawane Absolutely correct...!
40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Marry and make a woman happy or
remain bachelor and make several women happy!!!
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Saurav Walia lolzz....thts d spirit
its nice
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Amar Sonawane and still people say we are selfish...!
"Each night I go to sleep, I die. Next day I wake up, I'm reborn." - M. K. Gandh
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..."Each night I go to sleep, I'm reborn. Next day I wake up, I'm dead again." -
Engineering Student.
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Kumar Raj Lovely-.-.-
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Amreen Fathima hehe..so true...
June 29 at 10:07pm · 1 personLoading... ·
Most painful situation other than 'loosing someone you love' is: when you are wa
iting for your friend after exam and thinking, "Saala kamina abhi tak nahi aya,
lagta hai pass ho jayega saala!".
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Doctors after operation & Engin
eering
students after the exam, both tell the same thing: "We tried our best
but cant say anything right now." ;)
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! First bench students are only i
ntelligent,
untill last bench students don't participate in the competition. - Dr. A.P.J. Ab
dul Kalam.
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Give me some sunshine...Give me
some rain...
Give me another chance...I wanna grow up once again...
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! I have found out what F.I.N.A.L
.S. stands for = Fuck I Never Actually
Learned this Shit!
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! hello friends..if you understan
d Marathi then
please join this page. :)
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Ankit Singh hindustaan meri jaan...........
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Himanshu Sareen meri aan meri shaan meri jaan hindustan
40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! ?1 hand on pen, the other on ph
one, 1 ear on lecture, the other on
classmates, 1 eye on board, the other on crush. WHO SAID STUDENT'S LIFE IS EASY?
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Genius are always found at the
backbench or outside the class. B-)
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Once a 'constant' & 'e^x' were
going together. Suddenly constant ran away saying, "Differentiation is comin...h
e'll destroy me."
e^x boldly stood up & told differentiation, "Even if you differentiate me, I'll
still be e^x."
Differentiation laughed & said, "Dude, I'm d/dy...not d/dx"
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! The very acutely professional r
eason for making
Engineering passing range at least 40/100 is that your boss would be sure that h
e/she will do at least 40% of work correctly.
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Nitin Jain all is well bol all is well.....
May 18 at 4:54pm ·
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Azraa Zaheer HAHAH.. so coolllllll.....gud 1
May 18 at 7:36pm ·
40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Height of Possessiveness: A gir
l dyeing of cancer.
Friend asks: why do you keep
telling people you are dyeing of AIDS?
Girl: So that, when I die, no one will dare
to touch my boyfriend!! :D
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! There are two rules for success
: 1) Never tell everything you know.
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Every 3 out 2 people have troub
le with
fractions...!
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Special offer... Bring a chit o
n exam day, scratch and show
it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and
enjoy 3 years vacation at home.Hurry
offer valid until exams
only... :D
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Veejay Smart he he he.....nice 1........
May 14 at 6:24pm ·
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Nuzhat Jabeen wow! what a good offer.......
May 14 at 7:12pm ·
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! commented on Shantanu D Gambler
's photo.
40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! What is the height of hope?? It
is...sitting in d exam hall holding the question paper in hand and telling your s
elf. Dude, don t worry. Exams will get postponed!!!
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Sahil Kothari Ya i know how this worth in CA examination even just o
ne mork is like a precious diamond
May 13 at 9:13pm ·
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Veejay Smart I used 2 think dat " How can I survive this 3 hrs. ?"
May 14 at 3:51pm ·
40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! If we are given an open-book ex
am, we will forget our book and if we
are given a take-home exam, we will forget where we live. :D
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Siddhant Kaval sale varun....maths ke har paper me .... ie. 5 papers
maths ke....unme mereko 1st attempt 40 hai EXACT....every single time..... its
feels great.....
May 14 at 10:53am ·
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Anirban Dewan bohot accha dilog hai....
May 19 at 5:41pm ·
40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all
evidence that you tried...
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Ritesh Dhakate puchho hamse 40 marks ki kimat :p
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Ramandeep Rajpal hum bi boundry line wale hai.....
May 12 at 11:23pm ·
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein:
Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai... ki har teacher ne mujhe mar
ks na dene ki saazish ki hai... Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho...
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai... Ye exams bhi apne hin
di filmon ki tarah hote hain.....
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Join Join Join! :P________ \o/_
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'lol' symbol looks like a drowning guy and I bet he's not laughing out loud!
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Fareed Muhammed hehe...
May 9 at 2:27pm ·
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Sandesh Atkari haha wht a line!!!! ..like!!!
May 10 at 12:04pm ·
40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Join Join Join! lol :P
'lol' symbol looks like a drowning guy and I bet he's not laughing out loud!
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Badshah Bhai hahahah
May 8 at 2:14pm ·
40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! The more we study, the more we
know. But the more we know, the more we forget. So why study??? :P
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Sumit Pujari i agree..
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Praveen Misra well said !!
May 6 at 1:33am ·
40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Mission 40 !!!
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! Facebook Trick: Press up, up, d
own, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter key, then left click twice and
magic circles will appear! Log out to stop them!
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40 marks ki kimat tum kya jano topper babu...!!! hello everyone...join this page
if you like...thanks in advance :)
Bored of Being Bored Because Being Bored is Boring... :P
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Abu Chandi ?"ALL IZ WELL"
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-> http://www.ahmad.ly/
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