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" Andaz Apna Apna "

-: 1 :-
" Ullu-gadhaa-paagal toh mein bhi keh sakta
tha -lekin mujhe pata hai, jo shakal se aap
lagte hain, woh hain nahi "

-: 2 :-
" Do dost ek cup se chai piyengey. Isse
dosti badti hai, pyar badta hai."

-: 3 :-
“ Mein hoon Crime Master Gogo, aankhen
nikaal ke gotiya kheloonga “
" Agneepath "

-: 1 :-
"Eh Caancha, saala bandook bhi dikhata hai
aur peeche bhi hattha hai?"

-: 2 :-
"Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi
sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta
kuch hai."

-: 3 :-
" Topi sambhalo dinker rao hava bahut tej
hai, ud jayega "
" Ab tumhare hawale
Watan Sathiyon "

-: 1 :-
" Abkey sawan jane hamse kya khata huee, hamara ghar
chod, sare saher mein barsaat huee. "

" Amar Akbar Anthony "

 -: 1 :-
"Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta
hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case
ho.
Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?"

" Bunty Aur Babli "

-: 1 :-

" Yeh World hai naa world...isme do tarah ke

log hote hain...ek jo ek zindagi main ek hi
kaam kartein hain aur doosre jo ek hi
zindagi main bahut saare kaam kar jaatein
hain...yeh woh doosre type ke logon main se
thhy "
" BAZZIGAR "

-: 1 :-
"Tum soch rahi hogi ki main yeh rece kyo
haar gaya. Main yeh race tumhare liye har
gaya. Tumhi ne kaha tha ne ki mere dad ke
saamne ye iki, riki, piki sab fail ho jaate
hai. Kabhi-kabhi kuch jitne ke liye kuch
haarna padta hai Aur haar kar jitne wale ko
Baazigar kehte hai."

-: 2 :-
" pandarah (15) saal se joh khoon meri ma ki
ankhooon mein aansoo ban kar behta raha, aaj
uska baand tune tod diya hai, ab sailaab
aayega madan chopra.. sailaab aayega ”
 -: 3 :-
" Jo har kar jet te hai use BAZIGAR kahete
hai! jo jet kar harte hai use jadogar kahate
hai OUR jo jan buj ke harte hai use
dildarkahete hai! "

" Coolie "

-: 1 :-
"Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur
Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai
saathsochiyaasi ka billa,
bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta
hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal."

" Chak De India ! "

 -: 1 :-

" Sattar(70) Minute, sattar min hai tumhare

paas. Shayad yeh.. tumhare zindagi ke sab
se… khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum aacha khelo
ya bura khelo, yeh sattar minute tumhe
zindagi bhar yaad rahegi. Tho kaise khelna
hai.. aaj mein tumhe nahin bataunga..
Bas itna kahunga, ki jao aur yeh sattar
minute jee bhar kar khelna.. kyunki iske baad
aane wali zindagi chahe kuch sahi ho ya na
ho.. chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe..
haro ya jeeto..lekin yeh sattar minute..
tumse koi nahin cheen saktha, Kyunki mein
jaantha hu ki aagar yeh sattar minute is
team ka har player apne zindagi ki sabse
badiya hockey khel gaya.. tho yeh satar min
khuda bhi tumse vapas nahin maang saktha. "
" DEVDAS "
-: 1 :-
" Mere Naina sirf Naina ko doondate hain.
mein aankhe band karta hun, to tumhe dekhta
hun
aur jab aankhe kholta hun, to tumhe dekhna
chahta hun
I love u Naina, I live u very very much "

-: 2 :-
" Naina kaash mein tumhe bataa sakta, mein
tumhe kitna chahta hun….

I love you, I love you very very much !

naina mein aankhe band karta hun to tumhe

dekhta hun,aankhe kholta hun to tumhe dekhna
chahta hun !

tum paas nahi hoti to tumhe charo taraf

mehsoos karta hun,har pal har ghadi har waqt
merre naina mere naina ko doondate hain !
ise pyar kaho ya paagalpan ya mere dil ki
dhadkan mere liye ek hi baat hai !

pyar to bahut log karte hain,lekin mere

jaisa pyar koi nahi kar sakta,kyonki kisi ke
paas tum jo nahi ho,mein tumhe bhool nahi
sakta naina,mein tumhe bhoolna hi nahi
chahta ,tum meri ho,mein tumhe zindagi bhar
pyar karunga marte dam tak pyar karunga aur
uske baad bhi karunga "

-: 3 :-
" Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to
parwah nahi
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab koi wah-wah
karta hai "

-: 4 :-
"Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke
chunni babu, Ab to bas dhadkanon ka lihaj
karte hain, Magar kya karen duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari saans par bhi aitaraz karte hain."

-: 5 :-
"Pyar aatma ki parchhai hai, Ishq ishwar ki
ibadat aur Mohabbat zindagi ka maksad !
magar afsos ki baat hai chunni babu,
ki aapke dost ke paas to kuchh bhi nahi hai,
na atma, na ibadat, na maksad !
 -: 6 :-
“ aur aap ye jo baar baar hathon main rupaye
pakadte hain na dev babu, kotho par ye
tawayafo ke talwon main hote hain, agar itna
hi ghamand hai apne aap par, to hame wahi
lauta dijiye, jo humne aap par kharch kiye
hain, do ratein humari do ratein udhar rahee
aap par dev babu, jab tak aap nahi aayenge
mahfil nahi sajegi, in aankho ko aapka
intazaar rahega. "

-: 7 :-
" Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki, ki dil chura
le gaye ! hum to samjhe the but, aap to
dhadhkan suna gaye "

-: 8 :-
" babuji ne kahaa gaon chhod do, sabne kahaa
paro ko chhod do, paro ne kahaa sharaab
chhod do, aaj tumne kah dia, haweli chhod
do, ek din aayega jab wo kahenge, duniya hi
chhod do ! "

-: 10 :-
" Kaun kambakht bardasht karnay ko peeta hai
hum to peete hain ki yahan par bhaith
sakain tumhein dekh sakain, tumhain bardasht
kar sakain, behosh ho sakain,
paroo ko bhula sakain, par chandramukhi !!!
yeh paroo ki yaad hamain hosh khone nahi
deti, kyun itna peene ke baad bhi uski yaad
hame satati hai din raat kyun… kyun itna na
samajh ho jata hai insaan ....kyun galti kar
bhaithata hai ...kyun ek choti si galti ki
itni badi saza milti hai ki zindagi ke
raaste hi alag ho jate hain, ek chala jaye
shadi ke raaste par aur DUSSSSHHhh....."

" Darr "

-: 1 :-

"I love you kkkkkkk................kiran"

-: 2 :-

"Ki.. Ki.. Ki...Kiran"

" Dil Chahta Hai "

-: 1 :-

“ Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa

saktey hai..”

-: 2 :-
“ Aaj Pooja, Kal koi dooja....”

-: 3 :-
AKASH : "wese bhi ..perfection ko improve
karna muskil kam hai"
SID : "tu bilkul nahi badla ..haa !!"

-: 4 :-
"hum dost they, hai, ..rahenge .. hamesha"
" Dilwale Dulhaniya
Le Jayenge "

-: 1 :-
"Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti chhoti
baatein hoti rehti hein."

-: 2 :-
" Aisa pehli bar hua hai satra athara salo
mein, Andeka anjana koi aane laga kyalo
mein, Aako ki kirki par ek saya sa lehrata
hai, Dil ke darwase par koi dastak dekar
jata hai,Geri gerli kali aakein mudjse mujko
puchti hai, Hatho ki rekao mein ek chera sa
banjata hain, Uski sase resham jaise galo ko
chu jati hai,Uski hatho ki kushboo hai ab
tak mere balo mein, Hai aisa pehli bar hua
hai satra atra salo mein, Andeka anjana koi
aane laga kyalo mein "
" Deewar "

-: 1 :-
"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah,
haqeeqat ki chattanon se takra kar toot
jaate hain."

-: 2 :-
" Mai feke hue paise ko aaj bhi nahi
uthatha."

-: 3 :-
"Mere paas mere paas maa hai"
" Don 2 "

-: 1 :-
"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, namumkin
hai."

-: 2 :-
" Don ka intzaar to gyarah mulko ki police
kar rahi hai Sonia, Lekin itna jan lo ki DON
ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai."
" Elaan "

-: 1 :-
" Darr,Khauff, Dehshat,..jab tak insaan ke
dil mein hamara darr hai hum usko ungliyon
pe naacha sakte hain...derr khatam,hum
khatam..."
-: 2 :-
" yeh hamara darr hi hai joh hame hindustan
se itna door rakh ke bhi hindustan pe
huqoomat karne ki ijaazat de ta hai...sab
derrein ge baba sikander se...sab "
" 3 Idiots !! "

-: 1 :-
Chatur's Speech,
" Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya, atithi
vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati ji,
maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare
sahpatiyo

Aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko

chhu raahaa hai to uska shreya sirrf
ekinsaan ko jaataahai - Shri Veeru
Sahastrabuddhe

Give him a big hand. He is a great guy

really.

Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is

college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye.
Umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege. Hamein to
aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan
kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai.
Inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil
bunaya hai. Waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka
purna istemaal koi inse seeke. Seeke inse
seeke. Aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai, kal
desh videsh mein fail jayenge. Waadaa hai
aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar
karenge, I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge. Dika
denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki kshamtaa
yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi
chaatro mein nahiii. No other chaatra. No
other chaatra.

Adarniya mantraji! Namashkar aapne is

sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht
zaroorat thi. “Sstunn”! Stunn hota sabi ke
paas hai. Sab chupa ke rakte hai, detaa koi
nai. Aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke
haat mein diya hai, ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska
upyog karta hai

Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam - Madhyam paadam

thuchuk chuk - Ghanisthah thud thudi paadam
- Surr surri praan gatakam. "

AAL IZZ WELL!!

" Fanaa "

-: 1 :-
" Phool hun Gulaab ka? Chameli ka mat
samjhna? Aashiq hun aapka? Apni Saheli ka
mat samjhna "

-: 2 :-

“ E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde, Use Mera ya

Mujhe Uska Karde. Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde. Bahot Muskil
Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna, Judai Ke Safar Ko
Kum Karde. Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde. Nahi Likha Agar Nasib
Me Uska Naam, To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur
Mujhe FANAA Karde. “
 -: 3 :-

“ Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil

jaaye,Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho
jaaye.”

-: 4 :-

“ Aag suraj main hoti hai , Jalna dharti ko

padta hai! Âe mohabbat aankhen karti hain ,
tadapna dil ko padta hai ”

-: 5 :-

“ Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,

sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….”

-: 6 :-

“ Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise, Humko Bhool

Paoge Kaise. Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein
Utar Jaye, Khud Apni Saanson Ko Rok Paoge
Kaise.. “

-: 7 :-
“ Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud
Karein,
Yun Kisika Peechha Hum Nahin Karte “

-: 8 :-

“ RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE

BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..“

-: 9 :-

“ adhoori saans thi, dhadkan adhoori thi !

adhooren ham they , magar ab chaand poora
hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham “
…………………………………………………………..
" Golmaal "

-: 1 :-
" Andar tauliya rakha hain naa, yaa dhoti se
kaam chalana padegaa "

" Golmaal (Old) "

-: 1 :-

" Kurta to purush ke uparardh ki

lajjaniwaran ke liye hota hai. Bharat mein
30 corore purush hain, unmein se 10 corore
kurta pehente honge. Agar sab 6'' chota
kurta pehne to bharat ki vastra samasya hal
ho sakti hai. Pitaji lambe vastra ke fashion
ke virudh the, unka kehna tha yeh lambe
vastra ka fashion bahut hanikarak hai !! "

" Hera Pheri "

-: 1 :-
" Sala kisko boltai re........ sala nahi
bolne ka, sala!
Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
ey double battery single power "

-: 2 :-
" Uthale re baba uthale.. mereko nahi in
dono ko!!!! "

-: 3 :-
" kabira speaking...mast naam hai
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
pata nai bhai...vo note pe bhi close up tha
na...uniform ka pata nai...lekin apun pata
laga lega bhai!! tu tension bilkul na le... "

" Jab We Met "

-: 1 :-
" aye haaye... aur tumhe kaha rakhna
chahiye? train me ho par pata nahi train
kahan jaa rahi hai, anjaan kisi station par
utar jaate ho fir paaglon ki tarah gaadi
chala ke almost meri jaan leke yaha pahuchte
ho aur yaha kya andhere raaste par chale jaa
rahe ho, akele, ratlam ki galiyon me, yaar
tumhara problem kya hai bata hi do, sorry
sorry sorry tum apni problem kisi ke share
nahi karte, right, bachchan ke fan ho kya,
angry young man, khush to bahut hoge aaj
tum, hein, agnipath agnipath, achcha tumhara
favourite hero kaun hai, ye to koi secret
nai hai yaar "
 -: 2 :-
“ picnic par aaye hain hum log, tumhe na
uthake museum mein rakhna chahiye, ticket
lagna chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye “

" KABHI KHUSHI

KABHI GUM "
-: 1 :-
"Dosti keh ilawah bhi kuch rishte hote hain.
Kuch rishte joh hum samajhte nahin, Kuch
rishte jo hum samajhna nahin chahte.
Chub toh nahin raha?
Kuch rishte jin ka koi naam nahin hota,sirf
ehsaas hota hai. Chub toh nahin raha? Kuch
rishte jin ki
koi deewar nahin hoti,sarhad nahin hoti.
Chub toh nahin raha?
Aese rishte jo dil ke rishte hote hain, pyar
ke rishte hote hain,mohabbat ke rishte hote
hain. Chuba? Mujhe bhi'"
 -: 2 :-
" Chandu ke chaachi ne chandu ki chaachi ko,
chandni raat mein, chadni chowk mein, chandi
ke chamche se chatni chatayi "

-: 3 :-
" Pyar...pyar dosti hai..aur agar woh mayri
sab say achi dost nahiin bansakti to mein
ussay kabhi pyar karhi nahiin sakta...so
simple..pyar dosti hai"

-: 4 :-
" pyaar zindagi main ek hi baar hota hai aur
shadi bhi,log ek hi baar jite hai aur marte
bhi ek hi baar hai "

" Kaala Paththar "

 -: 1 :-
"Yeh koylei ki khaan ek azgar hai seth
sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon ko nigalkar,
usei peeskar,
jissm se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk ar, ek
lash ke roop mein ugall deta hai."

-: 2 :-
"Pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it."

" Kaante "

-: 1 :-
" kollapur ka sarakari bank samazha hai
kya?? Jo guard ke sir pe banduk rakhega toh
cashier paisa gift hamper me bandh ke de
dega.. Happy baddey sir bolke.."
" Kaaliya "

-: 1 :-
"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi
se shuru hoti hai."

-: 2 :-
"Aaap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka
loha dekha hai jailer sahab,
Kaaliya ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha."

-: 3 :-
"Mukhtaar Singh ka naam suna hai?"
" Kal Ho Na Ho "

-: 1 :-
" AAJ... aaj ek zindagi aur jeelo .aaj ek
hasin aur baathlo, aaj ek sapna aur dekhlo ,
aaj ek aason aur peelo , aaj ek dua aur
maanglo ... AAJ ...kya pata....... kal ho na
ho "
-: 2 :-
" chhe din.. ladki in..."

" Kaal "

-: 1 :-
" kuch log shikar karne aate hai.. kuch khud
ban jate hai "
 -: 2 :-
" Log kehte hai jahan sheron ke panjo ke
nishaan ho vahan par admi chalne ki himat
nahi karte. "

-: 3 :-
" kaha tha na saab zinda rahe to phir
milengey. aap zinda bhi hain; aur phir mile
bhi."

-: 4 :-
" Saab ji kahaani to poori sunkar jate. sher
ko apka badan nahi khoon chaahiye; use aapki
saanson ki nahi hadiyaan tootne ki aawaz
pasand hai; use aapke chillaaney ki aawaz
pasand hai saab ji."

" Lagaan "

-: 1 :-
" Koi Mushkil Nahe hai Tipu, Gore Patlun
Pahen ke ei khel ka Kirket kahet hai or Hum
langoti band ke Gulli-Danda. Samja Are hamar
Baap Dada kehalat are re hai gulli-danda"

" Laawaris "

-: 1 :-
"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne
aa."
" LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI "

-: 1 :-

" Goooooooooood Morningggggggggg Mumbai

Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai?

Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya
hai?
Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?
Serials ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?
Ab ret pe nange pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai channel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?
Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak
nahi.
Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha
hai?
Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banana kya hai?
To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna
kya hai
Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai? "

-: 2 :-

" apun ke bheje ke khopce me chemical

imbalance he.

circuit ganv ki ticket le aaya.

bhai do ticket mein pehle hi le aaya.
do kyo
kyu bhai tum nahi chaloge kya "

-: 3 :-

" bhai vinamra hokar bolneka...bole toh desh

hi wat lageli nahi...durgati ho gayee hai
Rang De Basanti
College ke is side hum duniya ko nachate
hain...aur collage ke us side duniya hamein
nachati hai.."
" Munna Bhai MBBS "

-: 1 :-
" Apun ko question poochne ka hai, koi mar
rela ho to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya "

-: 2 :-

" Jadoo ki jhappi...

Take a deep breath!!! CALM DOWN CALM DOWN!! "

-: 3 :-
" Is ghar me kitne pariwaar rahte hai?
Yahi Koi 15 -16
To isse ghar kyo bolte hai Zila kyo nahi
ghoshit kar dete ? "

-: 4 :-
" do-sau cheh kisam ka toh sirf haddi hota
hai. todte wakt apun ne kabhi socha kya? "

-: 5 :-

" abbe char aane ki murgi barah aane ka

masala...duu kya ek rakh ke... "

" Maine Pyar Kiya "

-: 1 :-
" Madam ... ajkal darwaze par knock karke
aane ka zamana nahi raha. .. sir, ajkal
darwaze ko lock kr ke rakhne ka bhi zamana
nahi.. "
" My name is khan "

-: 1 :-
" KUCH AAWAZON SE DIL KI DHADKANE TEZ HO
JAATI HAI..."

" Mard "

-: 1 :-
"Jo mard hota hai, use dard nahi hota."
" MOHABBATEIN "

-: 1 :-

"Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai,

har mod aasan nahi hota, har mod par
khushi nahi milti.... Par jab hum zindagi
ka saath nahi chodte to mohabbat ka saath
chhode ?"

-: 2 :-

"koy pyar kare tho tumse kare.......Tum jese

ho wese kare......Oor koy tumko badal kar
pyar kare, woh pyar nahi "sodha" hai...Oor
pyarme sodha nahi hogi meri doost........."
" Mr. INDIA. "
-: 1 :-

" Mogambo khush hua "

" Namak Halal "

-: 1 :-

" E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave

hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can
talk english, I can walk english, I can
laugh english, because english is a funny
language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren
becomes Bhairon because their minds are very
narrow. In the year 1929 when India was
playing Australia at the melbourne stadium
Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the
crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare.
look Vijay Hazare, this is a very
prestigious match and we must consider it
very prestigiously. We must take this into
consideration, the consideration that this
is an important match and ultimately this
consideration must end in a run. "

-: 2 :-

"I can talk in english, i can walk in

english, i can laugh in english. Because
english is very funny language."

" Naseeb "

 -: 1 :-
"Lekin woh aayee kyon nahin?"

" OM SHANTI OM "

-: 1 :-

" Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki

koshish ki hai,
hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki
saazish ki hai.

Kehte hain ki ...... Agar kisi cheez ko dil

se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane
ki koshish mein lag jaati hai."

-: 2 :-

" Aaj aap sabh ne mujhe meri chaahat se

milaeya, thank you, thank you very much.
Main aap sab ka shukar guzaar hoon.
Ki aapne mere kwabon ko yakeen mein badal
diya, itna ki I feel like the King of thee
World.
Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki
humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein
bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai.
Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na
ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture
abhi baaki hai."

" RAB NE BANA DI JODI "

-: 1 :-
"Main jab bhi aap ko dekhta hoon mujhe rab
dikhta hai.
Rab ke samne matha tekta hoon toh dil ko
sukoon milta hai.
Aap ko hanste hoye dekhta hoon toh dil ko
aur bhisukoon milta hai.
Toh main toh aap Rab se bhi zyada pyar karta
hoon."
" RANG DE BASANTI "

-: 1 :-

" There are two kinds of people

People who go screaming to their death
People who go siliently to their death
Then I met the third kind .."

-: 2 :-

" Ek paon past mein, ek paon future mein

Isiliye to hum aaj pe moot rahe hain "

-: 3 :-

" Ab bhi jiska khoon nahi khaula

Khoon nahi wo paani hai.
Jo desh ke kaam naa aaye,
Woh bekaar Jawani hai "
 -: 4 :-

" Collage de gate de is taraf hum life ko

nachate hain to dusri taraf life humhe
nachati hai."

" Sooryavansham "

-: 1 :-
"Sooryavansh ek aag hai jisme doston ke liye
jitni joyti hai, dushmanon ke liye utni hi
juala.
Bhoon dalo is kambaqt ko."
" Silsila "

-: 1 :-
"Mai aur meri tanhaai - aksar ye baatein
karte hai...."

" Shakti "

-: 1 :-
"Mai jo bhi hoon, is wakt tumhare maalik ka
maalik hoon bete."

" Satte pe Satta "

-: 1 :-
main vaise daaru nahi peeta .. daaru se
Liver karab ho jata hai .. mujhe bhi aadat
nahin hai .. bas ek baar apne dost ke shaadi
main gaya tha .. tabhi 4 bottle pee gaya ...

-: 2 :-
"Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai."
" Shahenshah "

-: 1 :-
"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain,
naam hai Shahenshah."

-: 2 :-
"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain,
naam hai Shahenshah."
" Sharabi "

-: 1 :-

Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos

aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh
se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se.
Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye,
Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte,
Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?

-: 2 :-

"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale-

kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya
karte hain."

-: 3 :-
"Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai
(?), Jigar ka dard upar se nahin maloom hota
hai."

-: 4 :-
"Muchain hon to Nathulal jaise hon, warna na
hon."

-: 5 :-
"Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai."

" SHOLLYE "

-: 1 :-
Gabbar: Kitne aadmi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote
hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin
aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki
2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabbar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se
kitna bada hai?
Samba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai,
mujhe goli maar do

-: 2 :-

"SHOLAY" involving GABBAR SINGH (AMZAD KHAN)

and his CHAMCHAS.
GABBAR - Kitne aadami the ?
SAMBHA - Do, Sarkar..
GABBAR - Woh do the aur tum char, Phir bhi
tum log wapas aa gaye...
Haramzado, Gabbar ka naam mitti main mila
diya...
Iskee sazaa milegi, jaroor milegee...
----
GABBAR - Tera kya hoga, re Sambha ?
SAMBHA - Maine to aapka namak khaaya hai,
Sarkar..
GABBAR - To aab goli bhi kha le...

-: 3 :-
Ghoda agar ghaas se dosti kar lega to
khayegga kya?? isliye main ye paise le leti
hu

-: 4 :-
"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?"

-: 5 :-

" kitne aadhmi the ? "

-: 6 :-
" Tera kya hoga kaliya ? "

-: 7 :-
" Kuttey main tera khoon pi jaunga ! "

-: 8 :-
viru : "haay... kitni pyari baatey karti hai"
jai : "abey .. pyari nahi ..bahut saari batey karti
hai"
" Singh Is King "
-: 1 :-
Someone: Tu to badi achi bate kartha hain
Akshay: Main tho sirf bol tha hoon par achi
logon ko lag jathi hain !

" Trishul "

-: 1 :-
"Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska
maza hi kuch aur hai, Aur main sahi waqt ka
intezaar karta hoon."

-: 2 :-
"Jisne pachchees saal se apni Maa ko thoda
thoda marte dekha ho, use maut se kya dar."

-: 3 :-
" IS PARTY MEIN SHAHAR KE SABHI BADE LOGON
INVITE KARO AUR HAAN MR R.K. GUPTA KO BHI
ZAROOR BULANA KYON KI WOH ABHI TAK BADE ADMI
HAI........ "

" VEER ZARA "

 -: 1 :-
"Main nein tumhari zindagi ke do pal apne
paas rakh liye hain,
aur apni zindagi ke do pal tumhein de diye
hain.
Ab yehi do pal hamari nishani hain hamari
kahani bhi.Inhin do palon ke sahare hum apni
zindagi ji lenge lekin haste haste aur
khushi se
Na hi hamari mohabbat kam hogi aur na hi
hamare farz adhure rahenge."

-: 2 :-
" sarhad paar ek aisa shaqs hai jo apke liye
apni jaan bhi de sakta hai..."

-: 3 :-
Preity: ye sab meri ek naadani ki wajah se
hua hain...
Srk: Us ek nadaani ke sahare main apni puri
zindagi zeenewala hun...

-: 3 :-
" meray bauoji kehtay hain! sachi muhabbat
zindagi may sirf ik bar hoti hay, aue koi
bhagwan ya khuda usay nakamyab nahi kartay!
ab dekhna yeh hay kay meri muhabbat khuda ki
nazar may kitni sachi hay..! "
" VIVAH "

-: 1 :-
"Tum nein mere liye hamesha pratna ki hai,
aur un pratnaon nein hamesha apna asar
dikhaya hai. Aaj tum mere liye ek pratna aur
kar do.. mujhe itni shakti mile keh main
tumhare mann ko kabhi kamzor na padhne
doon.Tum meri saathi ho, meri sab se
khoobsurat saathi jise meri khansi ki fikar
rehti. Main kya khata hon, main kya pehenta
hoon is ki fikar mujhe se zyada rehti hai.Jo
mujhe mujh se bhi behtar janti hai. Aaj
hamari shaadi keh din main tum se ek tohfa
chahta hoon, mujhe apne sare dard de do!"
" Waqt "
-: 1 :-

"Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath

kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai."

" Wanted "

-: 1 :-
" ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske
baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta "
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CREATED BY– Alagari

"PAAGAL"