CONTENT LIST OF ROUTINES Open Blonde Hair Opence David Bowie Opener Are You Shy Direct Opener 80s Music Opener ‘Attract Bestfriend's Test Lilsister ‘Trust, comfort, connection Balloons in park A-Crowd Jay-Z 45-Days Steroids Magnets Textiles Autack Kitten Mini-Coldreads Ringleader Me and you outside Skydiving to wedding Vegas wedding Pimp tak PVC Devil Outfit Imeractive Value Demonstration Attract Name Memorization [Best Friends interactive value demonstration Gomes ‘Lying game ipper names Fuck Marry Kill Stories Stripper Babysitter story Roller blading story Hip-hop dance story Gay Cats Story Crude Guy Quote Water Dream Baby Bird ‘Tension Sincere compliment Curioas Not boyfriend material Nice New girlfriend qualifying Total Weirdo Too Similar PushvPull lines OMG Libra Qualify So genuine Fat gil personality Connect ‘AFC Friends can't be real Incredible Connection 3 Animals ing Finger Pattern Lonely Groundhog Day ‘Toccutie’s Palm Reading Finger Length Test 100% perfect gin story Escalate Highetives Farmers handshake “Trust test Eskimo kiss Outrageous Kino Switching speed ‘Tension Test Rate Yourself as a Kisser “Appendix 1: The CubeQPENERS Blonde Hair Opener Guys...get this... need an opinion.. 1'm thinking of dying my hair, TOTALLY BLONDE, How about like this., streaks.. ete ete [this transitions very easy into another routine] Dayid Bowie Opener Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is hat? Get this... my roommate's little sister. she’s 7 and half years old, has a HUGE picture of David Bowie on het wall. I'm not talking an 8x10; I'm talking a 4-foot by 6-foot POSTER! It’s like the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning. David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She's like 7 and he’s like 70. I'm seriously worried about my roommate's little sister. Do girl's like older men’? Are You Shy ‘Are you guys shy? I've been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still haven’ said “hi” [said with a smi Direct Openers Hi, I like you. And I'd like to get to know you. Hey, What's up? Where are you going? You're cute, are you friendly/interesting? You guys are s0 adorable. You have such a eute group dynamic going on. | want {o meet you guys. My name is x-name... How are you? You look like someone I'd like to meet. etc...Hey, I saw you. and I'd be kicking myself all night long if I didn't come and talk to you. What's your name? [shake hand] You can't be standing there looking all pretty looking else guys in finsert something that you're wearing, for example. I say rainbow colored jackets] will come and try to talk to you ‘80s Music Opener Hey guys. help me out, I have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I can’t remember ‘who sings it. it goes “you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round, round round, etc..." ATTRACT Best Friends Test Are you guys best friends? That's funny, I suspected you were. You know why? Because the Way you're standing, your body language, your mannerisms are very similar. Also, when I'm talking to you, before you guys answer, you look at each other. See. just like that. And, you looked at her first, so that means she’s the dominant one. Little Sister You know what, I want to adopt you, You're my new little sister. ‘You know what I'm gonna do with you? I'm going to wrap you up in a bubble wrap envelope and ship you to New York with me. And on the Way you can pop all the little bubbles for your amusement. And then when you get there I'm gonna open you up, and then you'll emerge forth like a beautiful butterfly or some shit. Then, we'll go shopping on Fifth Avenue [AT THIS POINT PUT ARM OUT FOR HER HOLD] go ahead...And every gir! will he jealous of you. ITHEN, THROW ARM OFF] ..Ha Ha.. Dork... ‘Trust. Comfort, Connection. You're a sexual predator [MISINTERPRETATION as if she is trying to pick you up] I'm not that kind of guy. Ym not gonna go back to your house to "[finger quotes] check out your stereo" or your “stamp collection” or whatever, I need trust, comfort. and connection first.Balloons inthe Park [SAID VERY SARCASTICALLY, LIKE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY KIDDING] [A Future Adventure Projection Routine] You know what I want to do? 'm gonna take you on a romantic date to the park. And when we gel there, we will hold hands. And we'll like cun through the meadow. And then we'll buy balloons and we'll let them go. They fly away into the sky so free. After that, we'll go to like the beach, like at sunset, and then we'll hold hands more, and then we'll take our shoes off, and then we'll write each other's names in the sand, [WAIT FOR HER REACTION] ‘You know, I'll understand if you don't want to. Some people aren't romantic like 1 am. MAM Crowd You know, when I first saw you, I thought you were like total, unapproachable "A" Crowd. You know, like in LA. You know what the "A" Crowd is? Here, like this. [PUT ON SUNGLASSES. POINT AT SELF] ‘Yeah, "A" Crowd. [TAKE SUNGLASSES OFF, AND PUT ON HER] Now. you're ready for Hollywood. 'm the most interesting person you're going to meet in the next 45 days.Steroids. Yeah, so I've been working out. You know, } svant to get big. even thought about taking steroids. But then I was reading about these side effects. ‘You know, I can deal with the acne, the rage attacks --1 mean, hell, I already have those. ‘The massive liver damage, | can even deal with the shrunken sac. But I draw the line at hair loss. 1 mean look at this shit [GESTURE TO YOUR HAIR]. Magnets, [When you've started getting close to her and kissing her] ‘What are we doing, this isn’t like us. We're good people. It's like there's these magnets between us. I's not us. I's the magnets. Textiles. [If she asks what you do, say... ] I'm in textiles, Yeah, the world of textiles is so fascinating and varied. For example, these pants you're wearing [FEEL HER PANTS/LEGS/HIPS/ASS] yeah, this is soft denim, probably with combed cotton. All of the short fibers have been removed. That's what they call pima cotton. {THEN YOU FEEL UP HER SHIRT] And this, this is like a synthetic fiber, yeah, definitely some elastomeric fibers here (FEEL HER TITS). Attack Kitten You are so cute! You are like my little ATTACK KITTEN. Like. a furry little attack kitten with a big oversize collar on, you can protect me when the Sexual Predator Ninjas drop down from the ceiling... POUNCE! Can you pounce? Yeah. | feel so safe wif my wittle attack kitten around. I'll even get you a personalized food bow! wish Auack Kitten Food. Mini-coldreads [Very distracted] You girls are so distracted. You girls are like little ADD girls.[Fiesty] You girls are so feisty. You're like little powerputf gi [Investigative] ‘You girls are investigative. You're like little Nancy Drew Girls. 1 ove this girl right here. She's the get to the bottom of thi gs girl, [Analytical] You're so analytical..you're like a little Barbra Walters. You're so analytical. You're like a little sideline NBA player. [Mean] You're so mean, You're like Linsey Lohan from that mavie 'Mean Girls’ You're so mean. You're like the mean girls that used to beat kids up on the playground. Ringleader point at the one being the loudest) You're the ring leader, aren't you...and these are your followers how cute. Mcand You Outside [when she says something that is challenging or testing] That's it, I'm tired of your shit, Me and you outside Tif she goes along with it} You think you can take me?!? Girl, i fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee. You can't handle me. ‘Skydiving to Wedding Future Adventures Projection Are you spontaneous? Here's what we're going to do, we're going to go skydiving. We'll hop on an airplane, and I'll get us matching backpacks. They can be pink, ils ok. Once we're at the top, I'd shove you out the airplane because you'd be too scared. But I'd have to pull your cord for you. Then, we'd be over a church. ‘Then, we'd fall down arm and arm through the roof. Then your parachute is going to catch you and be your vail[get her arm on you} Then we would get married. only to break wp a week later. | guess Vegas Wedding Ok. this may seem a bit sudden, but you and 1 are going to go to Vegas together. We're going to get married. Not just at any chappel. but an upscale drive-thru wedding chappel. ‘And then, I'll get to the window, and I'l be like wedding for two please. But it won't last Jong because you'll get resentful that we got married in a drive-thrus wedding chappe! and divoree me for the trashman. it wasn't meant to be. Pimp Talk Hello? yo baby what's up girl? yo girl i was thinking maybe i come over and we take our relationship to the next level, and in the morning. girl, ma pour you a bow of count chocula and i'm gonna pul! some of the oat picces out so it tastes like there's just more ‘marshmallow. cuz that's how much i cate about you girl, girl. i would change up the marshmallow to oat ratio for you, PVC Devil/Angel_ TUSE THIS ON 2 GIRLS; KIND OF LIKE BEST FRIENDS TEST) Wait, wait, who here is the good one and who's the bad one? 1 bet you're the bad one [point at target] You know what you should do? You should wear a red.. PVC... *devil* outfit.. You'd have little horns like this... and a tail... bitch boots, and... a pitch fork. And you can go around poking people. Now your friend here.. 'd dress her up in a similar angel outfit.. with wings.. and a fur halo...and I'd roll with you guys on each arm down the street. | would be dressed as none other than God himself. [smile right here] Interactive Value Demonstration Auract Name Memorization | IVD: Interactive value demonstration , you're teaching them something) ‘When she introduces herself, say: I'm terrible with names, but my friend, he taught me a great method for actually remembering people's names. What you do is you actually say the person's name twice out loud. Then, you look at their face and you imagine a little pictogtam over their head that represents their name.For example, you name is Robyn, s0 1 would imagine like a bird. Etc ‘Best Friends Interactive Value Demonstration [The girls first must need to maintain eye contact.) ‘You know what's interesting about you guys? You guys girl code each other every so ‘often. Here let me show you what I mean. Now, I'm going to ask you a question that might seem kind of random, just answer it for the sake the test. What shampoo do you both use? See...the answer doesn't matter, the fact that you guys looked at cach other means that you guys are really close. When two people like each other, they look at each other for approval. You guys did that, congratulations, you guys are best friends for life, i's good that you guys have taken that step out of your antisocial lives and gone public {said with a grin] Games Lying game. Do you wanna play the lying game? It goes like this. I'm going to ask you 3 questions, and you have to lie in your answers, and if you can't lic, then you lose. If you lose. you have to do X... Okay, what color is the table? What kind of car do you di What color is the chair? Wait, did I already ask you that? (she says no) Uh, ! win, Have you played this game before? (she says no) 1 win ag Stripper names [Dovetail with Stripper babysitter story]If you were a stripper. what would your name be? [CALL HER THIS NICKNAME-TEASE ALL NIGHT] {l€she can't think of one: Gemi Destiny]Fuck Marry Kill. Hey, you want to play a game? Wes called Fuck, Marry, Kill I'm going to pick 3 guys in this bas. One of them you have to fuck, one of them you have to marry, and one of them you have to kil ‘You'll tell me which one is which and why. [PICK THE CREEPIEST LOOKING DORKS IN THE BAR] Yeah, | also want to play. Now you do it to me. StoriesStripper Babysitter Story. I was talking to my friend Noreen the other day. This chick is crazy. She's got 2 kids, ‘They're 11 and 8 and they're both boys. Anyway, like, this chick is like ditzy as hell. She's telling an ad on Crai her day job. ired a stripper to babysit her kids. Yeah, she put fing the chick, and she asks her what she does for ‘And she says that she works for the New Century Theater (it's a strip club in San Francisco). But she was like spacing out and she thought she said Century 21. so she ‘thought she was a real estate agent. So the chick comes over to babysit the kids and immediately the 11 year old sees this and goes and gets his camera and starts snapping pies. because like the kid's at school are never going to believe this. So, Noreen leaves, and the chick is totally incompetent and the kids are like running ‘Amd then at dinner she's getting really frustrated because the kids won't eat their vegetables, Finally, she just says, if you eat your vegetables, I'l show you my tits. And so this causes the II year old to start shoving peas down his little brothers throat. Noreen comes home. foods everywhere. the place is a mess, and the babysitter is crying. She finally like puts 2 and 2 together and realizes what happened, and obviously like invited back. But then she's like the L1yo keeps asking her now. when is Gemini coming back. ‘What real estate agent is named Gemini and has huge fake tits. I said what’ wrong with you? -GO INTO STRIPPER NAMES Roller blading Story Ok. so, 1 took my friend roller-blading today. He was roller blading for the first time, and we're passing by this kid. And you know when someone is first learning how to roller blade, they need this extra push to help them along. Well. you know those movies where the guy goes behind the girh and he is teaching her to play pool {me moving my body and arms as if | am standing behind a girl teaching her to play pool] or when a guy is teaching a girl how to play golf and the guy is standing behind her teaching her how to swing like this [me reenacting the situation]. We're doing that, and I (urn around and see everyone laughing at us. Well. I realized that that is what was happening so I let go of my friend, but he fell down. guess that taught me that you can't let go of your friends.Hip-Hop Dance Story So, | got embarrassed the other day. | took this class at my gym. It was called hip hop dance party. And you know I'm thinking it's going to be some beginners dance class. Not the ease at all. It's actually a class full of professional hip hop dancers. And you know how in the movies everyone is turning to the left, and there's that one odd guy turning to the right. That was me, it got so bad the teacher moved to the back of the class. She gave me my own litle rectangle. But} stuck it out. Fear not. And at the end of the class, she comes up and says ‘thanks for hanging in there...but you absolutely sucked’ I needed a shoulder to cry on after that. Gay Cats: Have you ever met a gay cat? ‘Ok. get this, my friend Sara, bought 3 cats some time ago. I dont know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go to her place to visit hes, | would see the cats spooning each other, sometimes even licking each other. No Really. | told Sara "you know what, | think they're gay, I mear. not gay by birth, but maybe prison gay...you know. I mean they havent scen a female cat in months...what are they supposed to do” So Sara started getting freaked out, its amazing how she never thought about it. And we decided one day that we're gonna do something about it, coz the last thing Sara wanted were gay cats, So we embarked on a mission to find a female cat. And Sara had a neighbor that she really hated, he had a female cat. so once while the guy was away, we stole it and put it in the rom with three male eats. Only God knows what happened then. So now her neighbor's cat is knocked up. So pretty soon I think ! know where you can get your very own little gay kitten! Crude Guy Quote. | was out with my friends the other night, and this guy came up to this girl who was next to me and he said, “Imagine us just totally making out right now, and then imagine me Just cating your pussy just the way you like it, and then us fucking all night long, and just totally loving it, and try not to think about that all night" And was I like, “what the fuck". is this guy for real. Does he really think that's gonna ‘work. What would you think if some guy said that to you. ‘Water Dream_ [Use it on Day 2}V had this really weird dream last night. | was in this dark room and it was really hot. And then this wornan appeared. In fact, she kind of looked like you, come to think of it. And then she smiled and threw a bucket of water on me. Then I woke up. [Water in the dream represents sex] Baby Bird The weirdest thing happened to me today. 1 was walking down the street, like downtown. and all of the sudden I saw this object like fall straight down from the sky. And I thought at first that somebody had thrown something from the window. But then 1 got closer and 4 sav actwally that it was this little baby bird, and 1 guess it had flown into the building, So anyway, it was just lying there just stunned, It was still alive. An there's all these people walking by the busy street, and so I was worried somebody would step on it. So I got like a little piece of cardboard and kind of scooped it up. and I went to put in this planter off to the side. But it's funny, because as I'm doing this, these other birds start swooping down to like attack me. And at this point. people are like looking at me like, "Why is this asshole fucking with the birds." And I'm just trying to help him. [THIS LAST PART YOU HAVE TO CALIBRATE...) So as I'm about to put it in the planter, it just looks up at me, and it’s like, "No. don't leave. me", $0 I just rolled him up and put him in my pocket. And actually I have it right here [Pull out middle finger from pocket--Give her the bird), ‘Na. na, just kidding. Here itis. [Show picture}. What kind of bird do you think it is? T thought it was a swallow or a finch,TENSION Si i Hey. are you the kind of person that can take a sincere compliment from a stranger? So am I. Go ahead. Curious. I'm very curious about you. Don’t expect anything, Not Boyfriend Material, Hey listen, before we go any further, 1 just want to tell you something. I don't want you to get the wrong idea. I'm NOT boyfriend material. Fm not gonna take you out to dinner, I'm not gonna bring you flowers. V'm not going to cheat on you with your best friend, I'm not going to break up with you on your birthday. ‘And I'm not bad in bed. 'm just not boyfriend material. Nice New Girlfriend Qualifying ‘You know what. | think you'd make a nice new girlfriend. Wait a minute. Can you cook? [YE “Awesome. NO--We're broken up then, but wait.) Are you rich, because I want to be a stay-at-home husband? [YES--We're back together. NO--We're broken up then, but wail.] Do have cable. because | want my MTV?[YES--We're back together. NO—We're broken up then, but wait] Total weirdo. Youre either the coolest git! I've met in a long time. or you're a total weirdo, I can‘ tell. Probably a little bit of both. ‘Too simile You know what, you and I wouldn't get along, You know why? We'te too similar. ‘You wouldn't take my shit and I wouldn't take your shit. ‘We'd just fight all the time. Then we'd have like freaky make-up sex, I'm not ready for one of those volatile relationships right now. [PAUSE] [SMILE, COCKY SEXUAL SMIRK~There's an inside joke you're both sharing, and it's her] Besides, that's gross, You're my little sister. (x-false disqualifier) Push/Pull lines {use these by themselves} You girls are the funnest girls I've met.,.in the last 15 minutes. Congratulations. Ok. you're going to be my girlfriend...for the next five minutes. You know what I love about you...absolutely nothing. Nah. I'm being harsh, there's something great...) have to just dig a litle deeper. [when she does somel g that you don't like) I thought I loved you until you did that. Wow, now that you've done that a part of me wants to stay here and talk and the other part of me wants to run away. OMG LIBRAut their sign [This is a false disqualifier) Oh my God. you're a Libra. | can't talk to you anymore, All of my most psychotic girlfriends were Libras. QUALIFY So Genuine You know what. I like you. You're so genuine. Most people | meet out at the club have, like, a fake persona that's a bar persona, Bul you, you're so real. You have a sincerity about you. | just want to treat you perfect... even though you probably don’t deserve it. Eat girl personality. ey listen, I'm going to ask you a que: me out, jon, and don't take this the wrong way: Were you a fat girl in high school? Because. in high school. the really beautiful girls, they could get by just on their looks. but like the fat girls had (o actually develop a person: to be popular. You have a fat girl personality. That's a compliment. CONNECT AEC Friends Can't Be Real ‘Yeah, my friends didn't come out tonight, I'm solo. But it's kind of coo! that way. Because my friends, they're really cool guys and we have a great time and everything, but it's just that when we go to the clubs and get around women, they start acting weird and needy. It's like you see them getting all grabby and touchy. ‘And they'd lean in and buy the girls drinks so they'll talk to them. ‘And they can't just chill and be real and et to know someone.'s weird, you know, being here talking to you. i's ike I get an intuition, It's like when you're around someone you really like [SP--self point-irst her then you}, Someone you'e really attracted 0 [SP] ‘You just fec! that click [SNAP FINGERS] Its like you just feel totally drawn to this person [SP] And it's like time slows down and you've known this person forever [SP] { don't know. Can you kind of feel that [KINO] as how it is? [ACT FLUSTERED] | don't what I'm talking about here. [YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO SORT OUT THESE FEELINGS] A Animals. Hey, you want to play a game? J want you to think of your 3 favorite animals in orders, like first favorite. 2nd favorite, and 3rd favorite, and why, ie, what characteristic makes you like them, the Ist animal is how they sec themselves the 2nd animal is how they think others see them the 3rd animal is how others really see them Ring Finger. Ask them about the rings their wearing. ‘What's up with those. What's the story. Every ring has a story? [LISTEN TO THE STORIES] Do you know why this finger is [POINT TO RING FINGER LEFT HAND] the ring finger for marriage”Well, see. the ancient Romans were very spiritual, and they believed that every finger had a corresponding God. For example. your index finger represents Jupiter, who was like the ultimate God [SELF POINT] ‘And the ring finger, that represented Venus, and that's the only finger that has a vein that goes all the way to your heart, {YRACE IT FROM HER HAND TO HER CHEST] Can you feel that? Lonely, People envy you because of the way you look. But you have to try harder to compensate for the fact that they think you have it all. And you play the role. you know, you're picky, or whatever. But you have to be stronger as a woman inside to do the things you have 10 do. I bet you also feel you have your choice of men. Of course, you're saying no most of the time, more than yes. Sort of like I do. But you can only choose from the guys that approach you. “Cause the guys you want to meet are surrounded by women. Women want them. So you have to sort of inch your way relationships and stuff. And the only yyou know. these are healthy guys with people coming up to you are these guys...these desperate guys. So you end up going home alone. And you wonder, what the fuck am I doing, I'm lonely. And you shouldn't be. You're far more lonely than you should be. I know what it's like. Groundhog Day. ‘Something's missing. You're missing something, Something happened to you and you'recreating a persona to deal with that. To hide behind. You need independence, you need to be more independent. But you put on that persona and it’s like that movie Groundhog Day. where you're just living the same day over and over, trying, to get it righ, And its become like this structured regimented thing you don't even want any more, ‘Toecutter’s Palm Reading Do you know your basic palm? Relax your fingers. RELAX... relasax. Yeah. That's right. This is your head line, this is your life line, this is your heart line. Now. there are also some minor tines that are important. This line here is called your fate line. Yours is, strange because it (does whatever it does). The other thing thats important to your palm is this (run your finger over her mound of Venus). the mound of Venus. it represents your heart also. I"! come back to it. Your palm all combines to a single story. Fate Line: Ok. Let’s start with your fate Hine because itis a distinguishing feature in that it (does whatever it does). This means that az. child or adolescent you had some experience where you were asked to become an adult before you were ready. Yeah, | know. that was very difficult for you. However, as much as that was very hard (pause). everything that has happened to you makes you who you are today. And, given that you like who you are today, you can therefore thank that event for making you who you are. You are able to feel more deeply and live as an adult because of it Heart Line: Now your heart line. Because it curves up between your index and middle fingers, it means that as a litte girl you always had dreams of a Prince Charming. And you always thought that a Prince Charming would walk into your life. However. at some stage. as much as your Prince Charming could be right in front of you, you may have trouble even recognizing him and more trouble meeting him and seizing the opportunity that is right in front of you because if we look over here to your mound of Venus... as I said, this represents your heart also. Mound of Venus: So your Mound of Venus is this fleshy area here. If you have a close look. you will see these small lines that run up and down and side to side. Now these lines represent bars. like in a jail over your heart. And it means that you have a caged heart. It means that you hold yourself back and don’t give yourself completely to all the people in your life. But you know that. You know that sometimes you're shy. or scared or lack some confidence. oF try to act cool, or say the right thing, or act “lady like” and you don't BE YOURSELF and JUST RELAX even with your best friends. And you hold people out of your life. andSTOP people from really getting to know you and relax ina non-judgmental way. And you'd be a lot happier if you could not lock yourself up, but rather let everyone else in, and give yourself to the people around you. And then you can just relax. and be comfortable with yourself and everyone else in your world. You don't need ta hold yourself back and watch your manners and what is “the right thing to say”, And in that way your heart is caged. And you have trouble taking the opportunities that are right in front of you, and this especially needs to he watched when you meet your Charming, Life Lin This is your life line. It talks about your course of action for a decision that is in your life at the moment. This shows a time of separating paths. Old skins need to be shed in order for you to embrace the new things. There are certain things. people or ideas in your that are outmoded (point away in direction of obstacle or boyfriend) and these things are stopping you from doing all of the things that you really want to do, but never before allowed yourself to enjoy as completely as you are about to enjoy. So all of those things that are holding you back, you can now just take and and throw away. Like you threw avvay an old piece of clothing that you never wear. You can put those things that are stopping you in the same place, and allow yourself to enjoy this momentum and go with the flow of the times. All your worries fade away, and in place are the pleasures of new experiences you are about to have, and the new relationships that you are about to cultivate, AS you realize that you are about to move forward to places you always wanted to go, but have never been. You want to drink the wine that those things holding you back won't let you drink, and experience those things you want to. This isa time for you. and to hell with the rest. Head Line: Your head line tells me that you are highly intuitive and that you follow your intuition when making decisions. I mean, if you can think about a piece of clothing that you've worn lots and lots and that you completely love. And no matter how many times you wear it, you always look great in it and you tove it to bits. And as you think of that you should think back to when you were in the store buying it. And remember when you were Tooking at it, and that feeling of just being sure that this is right for you. And remember that feeling you felt in your body. That feeling of sureness, Because that is your intuition. ‘And when you feel like this you need to trust your instincts and follow your intuition always. You need to trust it above and beyond everything else and do the thing that you are sure about. Side of the Hand Lines: You are fertile! (the number of lines on the edge of the hand are the number of children). Finger Length Test Hey. let me see your hand...not that one. the clean one. Just kidding, give me the one you write with.[Take her hand and look at the palm side. Bend her wrist back a bit to really stretch out the fingers. Look at the tips of the index and ring fingcrs.] Uh-oh, You're trouble, {Drop hand or smile and gently give it back to her. She'll demonstrate her piqued curiosity, and you can riff something out of the following.] I'm comparing the length of your ring finger and you index finger. Cheek it out, see you're x finger is slightly longer. and that lets me know... [if they have a longer ring finger... Having a longer ring finger means that you have a tendency to be aggressive and assertive. When you sce something you want, you really go for it, no matter what other people may say. Having a longer ring finger means that you were exposed to more testosterone in the womb. So you'll exhibit more ‘masculine’ traits. It’s an indicator of your physical desires...you probably have no hang-ups about sex and you're not afraid to experiment. Note—Having a longer ring finger is dominant in lesbians. “So...what kind of gitls do you like?” [ifthey have a longer index finger...] Having a longer index finger means that you have a tendency to have very deep emotions that you sometimes have trouble expressing. You're also verysensitive and compassionate to the needs of others. You really need to bond and connect and gain a ‘man’s trust before getting physical. Lif they appear even...] “you are able to balance the emotional and physical aspects of your life life. [Note—'s the same for guys. Except, a longer ring finger is the norm. whereas women typically will have longer index fingers. An abnormally long index finger probably means you are a fag. Haha.) 100% Perfect Girl Story Once upon a time. there was this guy...who was walking down the street...and there was a beautiful girl that was walking down the street towards him, And when they saw each other, they stopped...and deciding to start talking, It was a totally natural and spontancous thing and it wasn't something that these people usually do. It just happened. And these people just connected with each other on every word and at every level. It was as i. they had already known each other for so long. even though they had only known cach other amatter of minutes...but it soon came a couple hours. And the incredible connection these two made was so strong it was as if there was a glow a light between these two people. So it was then that they decided that their meeting must be FATE. To test this out, the two went on their separate ways...and decided that if they would meet again, they would KNOW for sure that it was their DESTINY to be together. So they departed. They went on their separate ways. And as the years passed, a plague hit their city. And many peaple died. And years later...there was this guy...who was walking down the strect...and there ‘was a beautiful girl that was walking down the street towards him. And as they passed each other, both people recalled a faint glimpse of a memory of having scen cach other before. But they continued walking their own separate ways... HE END. [If she doesn’t get this story, then say] ‘The lesson is that sometimes you have to live ir about the future, the moment and not ESCALATE High Fives ‘You know what, | like you guys. You guys are coal. High five! ‘You know what, I like you guys. You guys are cool. High five! (for target, hold hand/curl for just a second) No, no, no. you have to do better, you need to have height and forward motion. Let's do it over. [DRAMATIC HIGH FIVE] Awesome! Earmer's Handshake Hey. let me show you something. When I was in LA. this was the Hollywood handshake. Okay. then, check it out. this is the New York handshake. It's more laid back there. They Just do a pound My little niece showed me this one. It's called the farmer's handshake. Go like thi [MILK THE thumbs]And, then [ learned this one last night. [PUT YOUR HAND ON HER FOREARM AND. RUB IT BACK AND FORTH. ACT LIKE YOU'RE PANTOMIMING A DRUNK CHICK], T don't know what that is, but some drunk chick last night showed me that. and | thought it was pretty cool ‘Teust Test Are you trustworthy? Come here. it's quieter. Let me show you something [ISOLATE] don't know if I believe you. Alright, let me give you the trust test. Hold up your hands, like this. [SQUEEZE HER HANDS AND WAIT FOR HER TO SQUEEZE BACK~IF SHE DOESN'T, Say, “Squeeze Back"] Okay. Good. Go like this. Now, 1 want you to relax completely. Take a deep breath, {Hands horizontal, hers on top. go down. see if she follows, If she doesn't say. good, you didn’t move away} Eskimo Kiss. ‘You know I was watching Discovery channel, and it was about Alaska. Have you ever been up there? Yeah, it's really fascinating, because in the summer the sun comes up at 3AM and it gocs down at IPM. And the natives there, the Aleutian islanders--they have so many fascinating customs. Like they have 46 words for snow. ‘And like when they grect each other they go like this [RUB YOUR NOSE ON HERS]...No, no, no...More gentle [MAKE THEM DO IT AGAIN]. [KISS if it’s on} Outrageous Kino Hey, PIGGY BACK RIDE or OVER THE SHOULDER.{then either take her on a pigay back ride or put her over your shoulder. Don't ask just do.] ‘Switching speed. Slow down down your switching speed... Shhh, [Hush them]. Tension test [Similar to trust test] ‘Are you tense? Do you have a lot of tension? Here, let me do the tension test on you. {You put your arms around her, and you feel the small of her back, right where it meets the ass, and then you just need your hands up her back slowly, like you're giveing her a massage] Say. "Interesting" [Then bring arms up to the traps, shake those down, and then go up to neck/shoulders].. Say. yeah, you're tense here, here, here.. Rate Yourself asa Kisser ‘Are you adventurous? Are you spontaneous? If you were in kissing school, what grade would your kissing teacher give you? [get her answer] Let's find out. [move in for kiss]