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MOST TRAFFIC CASES. BE VERY COURTEOUS AT ALL TIMES, ANSWER YES SIR, NO
SIR, THEY WILL RESPOND IN KIND AND TREAT YOU RESPECTFULLY. DON’T USE
NEGATIVE ATTITUDES.
THINGS TO DO FIRST OF ALL IS WHEN YOU ARE PULLED OVER TRY NOT TO
DEMONSTRATE ANY RAPID MOVEMENTS OR ANY, THING LIKE YOU ARE REACHING
UNDER THE SEAT OR REACHING IN THE GLOVE BOX, KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE
THEY CAN BE SEEN. DO NOT OVER REACT. TRY AND BE CALM. TALK TO THE
OFFICER IN A MELLOW VOICE DON’T, YELL OR HOLLER OR USE PROFANITY
WHATSOEVER.
BASICALLY IT IS YES SIR, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU SIR? THEY WILL USUALLY ASK
YOU TO PRSENT YOUR DOCUMENTATION OF PROOF OF INSURANCE AND THE
REGISTRATION OF THE VEHICLE. NOW WE ARE GOING TO GO INTO A LOT OF ISSUES
ON THE PROGRAMMING TO COVER THAT ON WHAT YOU CAN DO OR OPT TO DO.
ALSO TREAT THE OFFICER VERY COURTEOUSLY BECAUSE THAT IS GOING TO GET
YOU FURTHER AHEAD BY GIVING THEM HYPE, OR OUT SHOUT THEM OR GIVE THEM A
LOT OF STATIC. SO MY HONEST COUNSEL IS TO SHOW YOU HOW TO PROCEED, AND
MOST OF THE TIME YOU WILL BE ABLE TO LEAVE THE SCENE WITHOUT ANY INJURY.
YOU MIGHT HAVE A TICKET OR THIS OR THAT BUT WE WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO DEAL
WITH THAT OKAY.
BUT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS PARTY IS AN ARMED PARTY AND YOU
DON’T WANT TO DO ANY MOVEMENT THAT WILL CAUSE HIM TO REACT TO ANY
INJURY TO YOU. AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS
THING A POLICE OFFICER DOES IS TO STOP PEOPLE EVERYDAY, BECAUSE HE NEVER
KNOWS WHEN SOMEBODY MIGHT DO SOMETHING THAT IS A REAL SERIOUS
TRAMATIC THING. SO THEY ARE VERY NERVOUS ABOUT THIS, AND THE QUICKER
YOU CAN RELIEVE THEIR NERVOUSNESS AND JUST BE A REGULAR PERSON AND LET
THEM REALIZE YOU ARE JUST REGULAR JOE BLOW GOING TO TALK IN A PLAIN AND
CALM VOICE. YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE IN A REAL COMMUNICATIVE
SITUATION, AND PRETTY SOON YOU WILL FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE A COOPERATIVE
OFFICER OR NOT BUT YOU’RE GOING TO BE IN COURT ANYWAY. JUST FOLLOW
ALONG AND LET US DEMONSTRATE THROUGH OUR PROGRAM.
AGAIN WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR BEST DEFENSES ARE IN YOUR
CONSTITUTION. THAT, THE CONSTITUTION IS A VIABLE CONTRACT AND IT IS
ENFORCEABLE IN A COURT OF LAW. THAT YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO CLAIM THOSE
RIGHTS. THAT THE BURDEN IS ON YOU TO CLAIM THEM TIMELY, AND THE KEY WORD
IS TIMELY OR YOU LOOSE THE RIGHT. SO YOU WANT TO BE CONGNIZANT OF YOUR
RIGHTS AND BE ABLE TO TIMELY SPEAK UP.
THE BOOK THE FEDERALIST PAPERS BY HAMILTON, MADISON AND JADE? THOSE
ARE THE GENTLEMENT WHO WROTE THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION AND YOU
WANT THE MENTOR EDITION BECAUSE IT IS THE UNABRIDGED EDITION.
NOW THE SUPREME COURT HAS RULED IN THE CASE OF COLEN V. VIRGINIA, THAT IS
RECORDED AT 6 WHEAT REPORTER VOLUME 6 PAGE 2; WHEAT IS AN OLD REPORT,
AND IT WAS DONE IN 1821, SO YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO YOUR LEADING LAW
LIBRARY AROUND (IN OUR CASE UNIV OF UTAH) THESE PAGES WILL BE SO OLD
THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HOW YOU TURN THEM WITHOUT SCREWING
THEM UP.
THEY RULED THAT THE FEDERALIST PAPERS WAS THE EXACT RECORD OF THE
INTENT OF THE FRAMERS OF THE CONSTITUTION MADISON, HAMILTON AND JADE.
THOSE WERE THE GUYS WHO WROTE THE CONSTITUTION. SO OBVIOUSLY BEING
ABLE TO READ THEIR PUBLISHED THOUGHTS AS THEY WERE DOING THIS
CONSTITUTION IS VERY, VERY FORCEFUL IN TERMS OF CONSTITUTIONAL
INTERPRETATION; AND THE INTENT OF THE LAW MAKER IS THE LAW, AND IT SHALL
BE LIBERALLY ENFORCED IN FAVOR OF YOU. YOU ARE THE CLEARLY INTENDED AND
EXPRESSLY DESIGNATED BENEFICIARY. HAVE YOU GOT ME, SO EVERYTHING YOU
CAN DO TO ENHANCE YOUR POSITION IN TERMS OF HOW YOUR LAW MAKERS
THOUGHT WHEN THEY FRAMED THE CONSTITUTION CLEARLY MAKES YOUR CASE
EVEN MORE STRONGER FOR THE CONSTITUTION BEING INTERPRETED IN YOUR
FAVOR. SO WE RECOMMEND YOU GET ACOPY OF THE FEDERALIST PAPERS, YOU
WANT THE MENTOR EDITION READ IT COVER TO COVER. IT IS THE UNABRIDGE
EDITION, YOU’LL FIND OTHER EDITIONS HAVE SOME OF THE PAGES PULLED OUT.
WE JUST HAD A LAW REVIEW STUDY PUT OUT BY JOYCE LEE MALCOM, SHE STARTED
OUT BY WORKING FOR THE ANTI GUN PEOPLE. SHE IS A HARVARD LEGAL SCHOLAR.
SHE IS VERY, VERY KNOWLEDGABLE, SHE RESEARCHED THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND
BEAR ARMS OF THE PEOPLE BACK TO THE 1700 IN ENGLAND, AND SHE CAME TO THE
HONEST BELIEF AFTER ALL OF HER RESEARCH, AND OF COURSE SHE WOULD BE
FOLLOWING HER RESEARCH, BECAUSE SHE IS A PERSON OF ACCLAIM BECAUSE OF
HER STUDY SHE RESEARCHED IT BACK TO THE 1700’S AND YEP OUR RIGHT TO KEEP
AND BEAR ARMS IS A POSITIVE RIGHT, IT HAS COME FROM SERIOUS LAW ALL THE
WAY BACK TO THE MAGNA CHARTA. SHE PUBLISHED A BOOK AND THE BOOK IS “TO
KEEP AND BEAR ARMS”. IT IS A RATHER EXPENSIVE BOOK. IT’S NOT HARD TO GET A
HOLD OF. IT TOOK US ABOUT 10 DAYS TO GET A HOLD OF IT. IT IS A DIFINITIVE
STUDY ON THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS AND VERIFIES THE HOLDINGS THAT
THE AVERAGE PERSON, NRA OR WHOEVER IS CONSTITUTIONALLY NRA ORIENTED IS
GOING TO BE HAPPY TO HAVE. BECAUSE BASICALLY THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR
ARMS IS A PROTECTED RIGHT THAT GOES BACK WITH GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARLLY
STUDY. THESE BOOKS WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND AND DEFEND.
WE’VE ESTABLISHED THAT THE RIGHT IS CLEARLY NOT IN ERROR, SO YOU ARE
RIGHT, YOU HAD A FEELING THAT YOU HAD A RIGHT TO TRAVEL, AND YOU ARE
RIGHT.
ONE OF THE WAYS TO FIND ARGUMENTS ABOUT THAT IS TO GO INTO THE FEDERAL
DIGEST AT THE LOCAL LIBRARY RIGHT NEXT TO THE SHEPHERD CITATIONS. YOU
LOOK UP THE BOOK CALLED WORDS AND PHRASES. AND IN THE BOOK CALLED
WORDS AND PHRASES, YOU ASK FOR THE RIGHT TO TRAVEL, IT WILL GIVE YOU
EVERY SUPREME COURT CASE THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE RIGHT TO
TRAVEL.
IN OTHER WORDS THEY EXERCISED THEIR RIGHT TO TIMELY TRAVEL, ALL RIGHT AND
THE STATE DIDN’T WANT TO ALLOW THAT. LET’S FLIP BACK HERE.
JUST LIKE ON THE COMPUTER YOU FILL IN THE BLANKS OKAY. (USE IT AS A
TEMPLATE FORMAT TO PUT YOUR CASE TOGETHER)
YOU HAVE THE COURT CASE THAT SAYS NO STATE CAN CONVERT A SECURED
LIBERTY INTO A PRIVILEDGE. NOW DOES THE STATE HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE YOU
HAVE A DRIVER LICENSE NO? WHY, BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO TRAVEL
FREELY AND UNENCUMBERED.
NOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE STATE REQUIRES YOU TO HAVE A LICENSE?
SHUTTLESWORTH V BURMINHAM ALABAMA, 373 U.S. 262 YOU CAN IGNORE IT AND
ENGAGE A RIGHT WITH IMPUNITY THAT MEANS THEY CAN’T PUNISH YOU. SEE ALSO
MILLER V. UNITED STATES 230 F2ND 486
NOW WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY PULL YOU OVER, YOU’RE GOING TO GET A TICKET?
YOU ARE GOING TO COURT AND FIGHT IT AND FILE A BRIEF AND WE’RE GOING TO
SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THAT AT A LATER TIME. THESE ARE THE CASES THAT YOU
ARE GOING TO BE PUTTING IN ON YOUR MEMORANDUM OF LAW, AS TO THE REASON
YOU FEEL YOU ARE RIGHT.
FIRST: THAT YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT IS SUPERIOR TO ANY LAW THEY COULD
ENACT. YOU HAVE THAT RIGHT AND THEY CAN’T PASS A LAW THAT TAKES AWAY
THAT RIGHT.
NOW LET’S SAY, “WELL THAT’S HOW YOU INTERPRET THAT, SIR” “YOUR RIGHT SIR,
THAT IS HOW I INTERPRET IT.” IN 16 TH AM JURIS PRUDENCE 2ND CONSTITUTIONAL
SECTION #97 SAYS THAT IT SHALL BE INTERPRETED IN MY FAVOR BECAUSE I AM
THE CLEARLY INTENDED AND EXPRESSLY DESIGNATED BENEFICIARY, DECISION
FOR RIGHTS AND PROPERTY. SEE BYARS V. UNITED STATES 273 U.S. 28 THAT
DEALS WITH UNLAWFUL SEARCH AND SEIZURE, BUT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE
INTERPRETED IN FAVOR OF YOU DECLARING INTENDED PROTECTION OF YOUR
RIGHTS AND PROPERTY.
NOW BOYD V. UNITED STATES 116 U.S. 635 (1886) “CONSTITUTIONAL PROVISIONS
FOR THE SECURITY OF PERSON AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE LIBERALLY
CONSTRUED. IT IS THE DUTY OF THE COURTS TO BE WATCHFUL OF
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AGAINST ANY STEALTHY ENCROACHMENTS THEREON.”
NORTON V SHELBY COUNTY, 118 USR 425 (1886) “AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL ACT IS
NOT LAW. IT CONFERS NO RIGHTS, IT IMPOSES NO DUTIES, IT AFFORDS NO
PROTECTIONS, IT CREATES NO OFFICE. IT IS IN LEGAL CONTEMPLATION AS
INOPERATIVE AS THOUGH IT HAS NEVER BEEN PASSED.”
NOW AFTER YOU WRITE ALL OF THIS STUFF DOWN YOU CAN ACTUALLY SAY,
WHEREFORE YOUR HONOR, I PRAY BEFORE THIS HONORABLE COURT FOR YOUR
JUST AND LAWFUL RELIEF. I ASK THAT YOU DISMISS THIS CASE WITH PREJUDICE
FOR FAILURE TO STATE A CAUSE OF ACTION FOR WHICH RELIEF CAN BE GRANTED.
AND I PRAY THE COURT FOR MY JUST RELIEF FOR HAVING TO DEFEND THIS
FRIVOLOUS AND SPURIOUS CASE AND MY COST AND FEES AND I SUBMIT THAT I
HAVE A PROPOSED ORDER YOUR HONOR ITS IN MY BRIEF.
WELL MR PROSECUTOR WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO WITH THIS, AND AT THIS
POINT THEY ARE SO OVERWHELMED THEY JUST GO I’LL GO FOR THE DISMISSAL,
YOUR HONOR. AND THE JUDGE WILL GIVE HIM SOME SLACK, WELL THIS YOUNG MAN
IS NOT AN ATTORNEY, SO WHY ARE YOU, OVER WHELMED THAT ACCOUNTS FOR
THE PROSECUTION A LICENSED ATTORNEY.
NOW WE TAKE THE LINE DOWN, THE LINE FROM THE CONSTITUTION, WE TAKE THE
LINE FROM THE RIGHT.
NOW LET’S THINK UP ANOTHER RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THE RIGHT TO WORK TO
CONTRACT YOUR TIME AND YOUR LABOR AND YOUR SKILL AND YOUR LIFE AS YOU
SEE FIT. YOUR RIGHT TO WORK IS PROTECTED BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT. AGAIN,
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CONTRACT YOUR TIME, YOUR SKILL, AND YOUR LABOR AS
YOU SEE FIT. I GOT HAULED INTO COURT BEFORE THIS BIG JUDGE IN OAKLAND
COUNTY. I WON’T GIVE YOU THE NAME OF THE JUDGE BECAUSE HE WAS A FAIR
JUDGE AND A GOOD JUDGE, AND I’M GOING TO LET HIM SLIDE. BUT THE BOTTOM
LINE IS THIS, HE LOOKED JUST LIKE AB LINCOLN, I MEAN EXACTLY, HE WAS THE
SPITTING IMAGE. HE LEANS OVER THE CHAIR AND HE SAYS WELL, “IT’S BEEN
REPORTED TO ME SON, THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A LICENSE TO PRACTICE LAW, IS
THAT CORRECT?” AND I LOOKED UP AT HIM, AND IS SAID “JUDGE, I’M NOT
PRACTICING I KNOW WHAT THE HELL I’M DOING.” AND THE WHOLE COURT BROKE
OUT LAUGHING. HE SAID, “THAT’S PRETTY GOOD, THAT’S PRETTY GOOD, I LIKE
SOMEBODY WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR, BUT THAT DOESN’T CHANGE ANYTHING SON.
DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LICENSE TO PRACTICE LAW?” AND I SAID, “YOUR, HONOR,
I’M AN UNENFRANCHISED COMMON LAW FREEMAN, I LIVE AT THE COMMON LAW I
AM NOT A PARTICIPANT IN ANY TONTINE SCHEMES AND LIMITED LIABILITY IN A
JOINT VENTUE FOR PROFIT WITH AN INSURABLE INTEREST REQUIRING ME TO
PARTICIPATE IN THESE ILLEGALCORPORATE PONZI SCHEMES. I’M JUST A JOE
BLOW FROM COCAMO DOWN THE STREET, I JUST LIVE AT THE COMMON LAW. AND,
I HAVE A RIGHT TO WORK AND CONTRACT MY LABOR AND MY SKILL AND MY TIME
OF LIFE AS I SEE FIT, NOT AS SOME THIRD PARTY ARBITRARY AND CAPRICIOUS BAR
ASSOCIATION SEES FIT.” AND THEY HAD LOADED THE COURT WITH ALL OF THESE
ATTORNEYS. AND THEY WENT OOOOH. DID YOU HEAR THAT GUY. I SAID, “YOUR,
HONOR, THE STATE OF MICHIGAN, ARBITRAILY AND ERRONEOUSLY CONVERTED MY
RIGHT TO WORK IN TO A PRIVILEGE, AND ISSUED A LICENSE AND A FEE FOR IT AND
THAT’S UNCONSTITUTIONAL, YOUR HONOR, MARBURY V. MADISON (5 US 137 (1803)
ANYTHING IN CONFLICT OR REPUGNANCY IS NULL AND VOID OF LAW.” CAN YOU
SEE THAT MARBURY V MADISON. “AND SINCE THE STATE CONVERTED MY RIGHT
INTO PRIVILEGE AND ISSUED A LICENSE AND A FEE FOR IT SEE MURDOCK V. PENN.
NO STATE CAN CONVERT A RIGHT INTO A PRIVILEGE AND ISSUE A LICENSE AND A
FEE FOR IT, AND IF THEY DO SHUTTLESWORTH V. BIRMINGHAM, AL SAYS “IF THE
STATE DOES CONVERT YOUR RIGHT INTO A PRIVILEGE AND ISSUE A LICENE AND A
FEE FOR IT, YOU CAN IGNORE THE LICENSE AND A FEE AND ENGAGE THE RIGHT
WITH IMPUNITY.” THAT MEANS YOU CAN’T PUNISH ME. AND UNITED STATES V
BISHOP DEFINES “WILLFULNESS – “AN EVIL MOTIVE OR INTENT TO AVOID A KNOWN
DUTY OR TASK UNDER A LAW, WITH A MORAL CERTAINTY.” I COULDN’T HAVE DONE
AN EVIL TASK BECAUSE I WAS FOLLOWING THE CONSTITUTION AND THE SUPREME
COURT. I WOULD SUBMIT THAT THE PROSECUTION COUNSEL’S PERTIENCE TO
PROVE THAT I DID WILLFULLY AND KNOWINGLY AVOID A KNOWING DUTY AND
TASK UNDER THE LAW, NAMELY TO GET THE LICENSE, AND I WILL SUBMIT THAT
HE IS SPECIFCALLY PRECLUDED AND HE CANNOT PERFORM HIS TASK, AND I
MOTION TO DISMISS, WITH PREJUDICE AND I WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT MY COST AND
FEES FOR HAVING TO DEFEND THIS SPURIOUS AND FRIVOLOUS COMPLAINT.”
JUDGE ROLLS BACK IN HIS CHAIR WITH A SMILE AND TURNS TO COUNSEL, AND SAYS,
“WELL MR. ROSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO DO ABOUT THIS YOUNG
GENTLEMEN.” THE PROSEUCTION MOUTHS BACK “HOW ABOUT WE HONOR THE
MOTION TO DISMISS YOUR, HONOR. “ “GOOD ANSWER BECAUSE I DON’T THINK YOU
ARE READY FOR THIS KID TODAY.” AND THE WHOLE COURT BROKE OUT LAUGHING.
YOU NOTICE HE WAS IN JAIL AND THEY WERE HAMMERING THE TAIL OUT OF HIM,
AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW EVERYTHING GOT REAL QUIET AND NOBODY SAID
NOTHING. AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY WERE LETTING HIM GO AND
THEY WERE MINDING THEIR BUSINESS. NOW THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED:
HOW MUCH MONEY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE FOLKS, WE’D BE IN THE 9
DECIMAL PLACES WOULDN’T WE FOLKS NOW DO YOU THINK THEY ARE GOING TO
WORRY ABOUT SOME LITTLE DOCTOR, WHEN THEY SEE THE SHUTTING DOWN OF A
MAJOR CITY. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO
GET QUIET AND THEY ARE GOING TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS, AND LET THE
GOOD DOCTOR GO. THE SAME THING FOR YOU.
HERE IS A SUMMONS FOR QUO WARRANTO, JUST FOR STARTING THE THING.
SUMMONS:
FORM 41, BY THE WAY YOU CAN GET THIS IN 21 AM JURIS FORMS AND PRACTICE,
PRACTICAL FORMS AND PRACTICE. YOU NAME THE PARTY, YOU PUT DOWN WHO
YOU ARE AND THE PEOPLE OF THE SATE OF ARIZONA, UTAH, MICHIGAN, VS. YOU
ARE SUMMONED TO APPEAR IBEFORE SUCH AND SUCH A COURT ON SUCH AND
SUCH A DATE TO SHOW BY WHAT AUTHORITY YOU CLAIM TO HAVE TO USE AND
ENJOY THE RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES OF FRANCHISE NAMELY CORPORATION CITY OF
_____SET OUT AND COMPLAINED OF IN SUCH AND SUCH A TIME AND SUMMONSED
TO DO ALL SUCH THINGS WHICH THE COURT SHALL THEN ORDER CONCERNING
YOU. THIS IS KIND OF LIKE PULLING THEIR DRIVER LICENSE FOR DRUNK DRIVING.
NOW THAT’S AN OVER SIMPLIFICATION BUT SOMETIMES THESE CITY HALLS OPERATE
LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR. AND THEY JUST THINK THEY CAN ABUSE CITIZENS RIGHTS
AND TRASH THEM AND, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, YOU KNOW, BUT I DON’T CARE. DO
YOU KNOW WHO I AM I’M YOUR BOSS, I’M THE PEOPLE, YOU’RE ELECTED TO WORK
FOR ME. AND I’M TRYING TO BE NICE, SO I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF WE COULD JUST
SIT DOWN AND WORK THIS OUT. BUT IF WE CAN’T WORK THIS OUT I’M GOING TO
SOCK IT TO YOU BABY, HAVE YOU GOT ME. THAT’S BASICALLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
NOW WE CAN GET INTO SOME OF THESE OTHER THINGS. RIGHT HERE, THIS IS A
VERY IMPORTANT POINT, YOU TRY AND GET THIS ACROSS TO PEOPLE AND THEY
KIND OF LOOK AT YOU IN A BLANK STARRY EYED LOOK. BUT IN THE CONSTITUTION
OF MICHIGAN, THE LATEST AND GREATEST, THE VERY FIRST THING THEY TALK
ABOUT; NOTICE IT SAYS SECTION (1) “ALL POLITICAL POWER IS INHERENT IN THE
PEOPLE. GOVERNMENT IS INSTITUTED FOR THEIR EQUAL BENEFIT, SECURITY AND
PROTECTION. NOW LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION DO FEEL EQUAL BENEFIT? I
DON’T. YOU KNOW EQUAL PROTECTION AND DISCRIMINATION. NO PERSON SHALL
BE DENIED EQUAL PROTECTION OF THE LAWS. NOR SHALL ANY PERSON BE DENIED
THE ENJOYMENT OF THEIR CIVIL OR POLITICAL RIGHTS OR BE DISCRIMINATED
AGAINST IN THEIR EXERCISE THEREOF BECAUSE OF RACE, RELIGION, OR NATIONAL
ORIGON. THE LEGISLATURE SHALL IMPLEMENT THIS SECTION BY APPROPRIATE
LEGISLATION.” AND THEY START GOING DOWN THROUGH ALL OF THESE, FREEDOM
OF WORSHIP, YOU KNOW, I MEAN THIS IS WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE
FOLKS. YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS YOU’VE GOT THEM YOU DON’T KNOW THEM YOU
DON’T GOT THEM.
WE’VE GOT TO GET A HOLD OF THIS BOOK RIGHT HERE, YOU GET A HOLD OF THIS
CONSTITUTION, AND YOU START LEARNING THAT CONSTITUTION AND YOU QUOTE IT
CHAPTER AND VERSE, AND GUESS WHAT YOU WILL NOTICE A UNIQUE DIFFERENT
CHANGE. AFTER WHILE THEY START TO LISTEN. AND YOU ACTUALLY AFFECT WHAT
IS CALLED POSITIVE CHANGE. AND EVERYTIME THEY SEE YOU IN THAT GOOFY HAT
YOU WEAR, THEY GO, AAAH FOR GOD SAKE DON’T GIVE THAT GUY NO TICKET. I
HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN PULLED OVER, LISTENING TO THE PROGRAM, DIDN’T HAVE NO
PLATES ON MY CAR. THE POLICEMAN CALLED, “YOU GOT POSITIVE ID ON THE GUY?”
AND A FRIEND OF MINE WAS TAPPING OFF HIS POLICE RADIO, AND HE SAID “YEAH
IT’S HIM.” “WELL FOR GOD SAKE DON’T GIVE THAT GUY NO TICKET.” AND THE COP
SAID, “SORRY CHIEF HE HASN’T GOT PLATES ON HIS CAR.” AND THE OPERATOR SAID
“I DON’T CARE WHAT HE HASN’T GOT ON HIS CAR.” “DON’T GIVE THAT GUY NO
TICKET.” BUT CHIEF, YOU TOLD ME HE HAS BEEN WAITING TO FIGHT IT ALL THE WAY
TO THE SUPREME COURT, AND I WROTE THAT ON THE TICKET.” “YOU GAVE THAT
GUY A TICKET, AND HE SAID, I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE THE GUY A TICKET,
WHAT ARE YOU DEAF.” “DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR HEARING?” HE
SAID ”I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE THAT GUY A TICKET, NOW WHY DID YOU GIVE THAT
GUY A TICKET?” “I TOLD YOU HE DIDN’T HAVE PLATES ON THE CAR.” “I TOLD YOU I
DIDN’T CARE WHAT HE HAD ON THE CAR.” THIS IS ALL RECORDED ON A RADIO
BROADCAST. SO EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING, EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. HIS
BUDDIES WERE RIBBING HIM, THE SARGEANT TOLD HIM,’ FRANK KNOCK IT OFF,
CLEAR THE NET THIS IS SERIOUS.” HE SAID “ FINE YOU GAVE HIM A TICKET.” HE SAID
“FINE, TOMORROW MORNING I WANT YOU TO BE IN HERE AND THE CITY ATTORNEY IS
GOING TO BE HEAR, THIS AND YOUR GOING TO PERSOANLLY DELIVER THE TICKET
TO HIM AND HE AINT’ GOING TO BE REAL HAPPY WITH YOU.” “BECAUSE HE HATES
THAT GUY, EVERY TIME HE GOES TO COURT THAT GUY BLOWS HIS DRAWERS OFF.”
“HE MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE A FOOL.” “YOU GAVE THE GUY A TICKET, NOW HE HAS TO
GO TO COURT.” SO SURE ENOUGH WE GO TO COURT. I CAME UP BEFORE THE
COURT, THE JUDGE STARTS OPERATING LIKE A PROSECUTOR, HE STARTS ASKING
ME ALL KINDS OF DISCOVERY QUESTIONS AS SOON AS THEY CALL THE CASE, NOW
THIS IS SOMETHING REAL IMPORTANT. BE GRANTED YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND, IF
YOU ARE GOING TO BE YOUR OWN ATTORNEY, THEN YOU HAVE GOT TO KNOW ALL
THE PROGRAMMING AND WHEN YOU HEAR THEM CALL YOUR CASE, YOU GET OFF
YOUR TAIL FEATHER AND YOU RUN RIGHT UP THERE AS QUICK AND AS SPEEDY AS
POSSIBLE WITHOUT KNOCKING ANYBODY DOWN. AND YOU SAY, “READY YOUR,
HONOR.” AND YOU STATE YOUR APPEARANCE, “I’M SO AND SO, HERE AND BEFORE
THIS HONORABLE COURT.” “I’M STANDING AS MY OWN COUNSEL, AND IN MY STATE
ITS ARTICLE 1 SECTION 13 I’VE APPOINTED MYSELF MY OWN ATTORNEY AND I’M
READY TO PROCEED IN MY ADMINISTRATIVE AND PROCEDURAL MATTERS, AND AT
THIS TIME, IF IT PLEASE YOUR HONOR, I MOTION FOR DISMISAL FOR FAILURE TO
STATE A CAUSE OF ACTION FOR WHICH RELIEF CAN BE GRANTED.” BINGO, NOW I’M
APOLOGIZING FOR TALKING TOO FAST I’M GOING TO TRY TO SLOW DOWN A LITTLE
BIT, BUT WHEN YOU ARE IN COURT AS MUCH AS I AM, YOU JUST LEARN TO TALK
FAST OR YOU LOOSE. SO I APOLOGIZE IF IM GOING A LITTLE TOO FAST, I’M GOING TO
SLOW DOWN. I’M TRYING TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU FOLKS, OKAY.
BUT THE JUDGE STARTED OFF RIGHT AWAY, ‘SO YOU GOT A TICKET ON SUCH AND
SUCH.” I SAID “WOAH, YOUR, HONOR, ARE YOU THE JUDGE, A DISINTERESTED
THIRD PARTY THAT’S TRYING THIS CASE??” “ THE TRIER OF FACT.” HE SAID, “YES”.
I SAID, “OKAY” I SAID, “IS THIS THE PROSECUTOR OVER HERE TO MY RIGHT?” HE
SAID, “YEAH THAT’S HIM. I SAID, “OKAY.” I SAID, “ARE YOU GOING TO PROSECUTE
THIS CASE, YOUR, HONOR?” HE SAID, “NO, OH NO I’M THE JUDGE.” AND I SAID
“THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME DISCOVERY QUESTIONS.” “WELL I JUST WANT TO
FIND OUT WHAT IS GOING ON.” I SAID “ISN’T THAT HIS JOB OVER THERE?” “THAT’S
WHAT HE IS SUPPOSED TO DO.” “HE IS SUPPOSED TO PRESENT HIS CASE, AS
PROSECUTOR, TRIER OF THE CASE.” “YOU’RE THE TRIER OF THE FACT.” “HE IS
TRIER OF THE CASE.” “SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO OPERATE AS THE JUDGE AND THE
PROSECUTOR I’M GOING TO OBJECT ON THE RECORD AS A MISTRIAL.” HE SAID,
“OKAY I’LL ENTER THAT ON THE RECORD.” I SAID “GO AHEAD.” HE LET IT BE
ENTERED ON THE RECORD AS AN APPEALABLE ISSUE. HE SAID “OKAY, NOW ITS ON
THE RECORD.” “LET ME ASK YOU THIS, DID YOU GET A TICKET ON SEPTEMBER THE
30TH?” I SAID, “YES SIR.” HE SAID, “WELL LET ME ASK YOU THIS, DO YOU HAVE ANY
PLATES ON YOUR CAR?” AND I SAID, “NO SIR, AND I DON’T INTEND TO GET ANY.”
AND EVERBODY IN THE COURT, SAID OOOH THIS GUY IS GOING TO JAIL. WATCH
THIS, THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD. HE SAYS TO ME, “I ASSUME YOU HAVE A VERY
GOOD REASON FOR THAT.” AND I SAID, “YES, SIR.” AND I SHUT UP. I WAITED, AND
HE SAID, “CAN I HEAR IT?” I SAID, “WELL, YOUR, HONOR, I’M AN UNENFRANCHISED
COMMON LAW FREE MAN I’M NOT A PARTICIPANT IN ANY TONTINE SCHEMES AND
LIMITED LIABILITY AND I DON’T VENTURE IN ANY INSURABLE INTEREST THAT
REQUIRES ME TO PARTICIPATE IN THESE CORPORATE PONZI SHCEMES. I’M JUST A
LITTLE JOE, FROM COCAMO, I LIVE ON THE BLOCK AND I TRAVEL AT THE COMMON
LAW AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO TRAVEL FREELY AND UNENCUMBERED AS PURSUANT
SHAPIRO VS. THOMPSON, AND THAT RIGHT IS SO BASIC IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO
BE MENTIONED. THE STATE OF MICHIGAN ARBITARILY AND ERRONEOUSLY
CONVERTED MY RIGHT INTO A PRIVILEGE AND ISSUED A LICENSE PLATE AND A FEE
FOR IT. MURDOCK V PENNSYLVANIA, SAYS NO STATE MAY CONVERT A SECURED
LIBERBY INTO A PRIVILEGE AND ISSUE A LICENSE AND A FEE FOR IT, AND IF THEY
DO, SHUTTLESWORTH V BIRMINGHAM AL, SAYS I CAN IGNORE THE LICENSE AND
ENGAGE IN THE RIGHT WITH IMPUNITY. THAT MEANS YOU CAN’T PUNISH ME, SINCE I
HAVE RELIED ON PREVIOUS DECISION OF THE SUPREME COURT, AND ON
CONSTITUTIONAL DEFENSES I HAVE A PERFECT DEFENSE FOR WILFULNESS, I AM
IMMUNE TO THE PROSECUTION. THEREFORE PROSECUTION COUNSEL DOES NOT
HAVE A CAUSE OF ACTION FOR WHICH RELIEF CAN BE GRANED, I MOTION FOR
DISMISAL WITH PREJUDICE FOR FAILURE TO STATE A CAUSE OF ACTION FOR WHICH
RELIEF CAN BE GRANTED AND I’D KIND OF LIKE TO COLLECT MY COST AND FEES
FOR HAVING TO DEFEND THIS FRIVOLOUS CASE . THE JUDGE STARTS READING THE
TICKET, TELLING THE OFFICER, HE HAS JUST BEEN WAITING TO GET THIS TICKET SO
HE COULD FIGHT IT AND TAKE ITALL THE WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT. HE
LAUGHED AND SAID, “MOTION GRANTED,” AND HE RAN OFF HE BENCH BEFORE I
COULD GET MY DAMAGES.” SO I WENT OUT IN THE HALL, HE WENT TO THE CAN, AND
I WAITED FOR HIM. HE CAME OUT OF THE CAN AND I SERVED HIM WITH MY PAPERS.
HE SAID “YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO DO THAT.” I SAID, “WELL I DIDN’T WANT YOU TO BE
INCONVEINENCED JUDGE.” HE SAID, “OKAY.” HE SIGNED. I WENT BACK IN THE
COURT AS JUST A CASUAL THING, TO SEE WHAT KIND OF REACTION WOULD HAPPEN
AND I SAT DOWN. TWO CASES LATER THIS ELDERLY GENTLEMEN STOOD UP AND
SAID, “YOUR, HONOR, I’M NOT QUITE AS KNOWLEGABLE AS THIS YOUNG
GENTLEMEN HERE TWO CASES AGO, AND I DON’T PRESUME TO UNDERSTAND ALL
THE ISSUES THAT HE RAISED, BUT IT REALLY SOUNDED GOOD TO ME, AND I’D KIND
OF LIKE TO DO EVERYTING HE SAID ON TOP OF MY CASE.” EVERYBODY BROKE OUT
LAUGHING. THE JUDGE SAID, “All RIGHT, HOW MANY GUYS HERE DIDN’T HAVE ANY
PLATES ON THEIR CAR?” FIVE GUYS RAISED THEIR HAND. AND HE SAID “OKAY
EVERYBODY DISMISSED GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.” AND EVERYBODY BROKE
OUT LAUGHING AND IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW THAT’S A CARNIVAL ON CHRISTMAS, OR
SOMETHING YOU KNOW IT WAS A CARNIVAL ATMOSPHERE.
SO I’M TELLING YOU, YOU CAN EFFECT CHANGE, AND SEE THEY HAD ALL FIGUERED,
WATCH THIS GUY IS GOING TO JAIL AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, BOOM, AND I’M
TELLING YOU THIS LITTLE BOOK RIGHT HERE. YOU KNOW WHAT IS IN THIS BOOK,
YOU HAVE POWER. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS IN THIS BOOK,
AND YOU KNOW HOW TO EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS IN A TIMELY FASHION YOU HAVE
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. AND IF YOU EXERCISE THEM AND USE GOOD JUDGMENT
AND BE COURTEOUS AND JUST TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY YOU LIKE TO BE TREATED
WITH A LITTLE DIGNITY. MOST, OF THE TIME 99% OF THE TIME I WIN. NOW, I WILL
TELL YOU I’VE BEEN TO JAIL, I’M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU. WHEN I GO TO JAIL THEY
REALLY HATE IT BECAUSE I USUALLY GET, OH THE LAST TIME I GOT FIVE GUYS
CASES RE-TRIED AND I GOT ANOTHER FOUR GUYS OUT LIKE WITHIN 24 HOURS. AND
THEN I GOT ELEVEN GUYS OFF OF THE CASE BECAUSE THEY SIGNED UP FOR DRUG
REHAB. AND ONE BANK ROBBER CAME UP TO ME AND SAID TO ME, “I THINK YOU
KNOW I’M A HARD CASE.” AND I SAID, “YEAH I KIND OF GATHERED THAT.” HE SAID “I
WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU CHANGED MY LIFE, HE SAID I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU
HELPING ME WITH MY PAPER WORK.” HE SAID “THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE ME A NEW
CHANCH. THEY ARE GOING TO LET ME OUT ON PROBATION.” “I’M GOING TO MARRY
MY GIRL FRIEND.” AND HE STARTED CRYING, AND HE BASICALLY SAID, “I’LL NEVER
FORGET YOU POPS, HE SAID YOUR SOME KIND OF GUY.” “AND GOD BLESS YOU.” “I
FOUND GOD TOO, BETWEEN YOU AND CRAZY CHARLIE,” HE SAID. CRAZY CHARLIE IS
A MINISTER THAT GOES AROUND TO ALL THE JAILS, HE USED TO RIDE WITH THE
OUTLAW MOTOR CYCLE GANG. CRAZY CHARLIE IS CLEARLY CRAZY, THE LAST TIME
SAW CRAZY CHARLIE HE WAS RIDING DOWN EIGHT MILE ROAD AT 85 MILES AN HOUR
STANDING ON HIS SEAT, AGAINST ANOTHER GUY WHO WAS STANDING ON HIS SEAT
TO SEE WHO WAS GOING TO WIMP OUT FIRST. CRAZY CHARLIE DID ABOUT FIVE
YEARS IN THE SLAM BECAUSE HE GOT CHARGED WITH MURDERING SOME GUY.
CRAZY CHARLIE WENT TO JAIL AND HE FOUND GOD AND GOD SPARED CRAZY
CHARLIE FROM A LIFE SENTENCE. AND CRAZY CHARLIE OWES IT TO GOD AND HE
GOES THROUGH ALL THE JAILS AND HE PREACHES THE GOSPEL AND HE BASICALLY
IS QUITE A GENTLEMEN. AND HE IS NOBODY TO SCREW WITH. AND WHEN WE WENT
TO CHAPEL THE GUYS WERE ALL JOKING AROUND, “POPS, ARE YOU GOING TO
CHAPEL?” I SAID “OH, YEAH.” HE SAID”POPS YOU’RE A BAD ASS WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO GO TO CHAPEL FOR?” “FIRST LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU CAN
ALWAYS LEARN SOMETHING AND I’LL TELL YOU ONE OF HE BEST PLACES TO LEARN
IS THAT CHAPEL, SO WHY DON’T YOU COME ON AND YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.”
WE GO DOWN THERE AND WHO DID I SEE, CRAZY CHARLIE, I HADN’T SEEN CRAZY
CHARLIE IN YEARS. HE LOOKED AT ME AND I LOOKED AT HIM, AND HE SAID, “WHAT IN
THE HELL ARE, YOU DOING HERE?” AND I SAID, “OH, I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
CRAZY CHARLIE” AND THE GUY TURNS AROUND TO ME AND SAYS “POPS IS THERE
ANYBODY IN THIS JOINT YOU DON’T KNOW?” I SAID, “I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, THIS IS A
GUY I WOULD LISTEN TOO BECAUSE HE IS SERIOUS. THE MAN IS SERIOUS AND HE
HAS FOUND GOD AND HE IS GOING TO TRY AND HELP YOU FIND GOD AND THEN
YOU’LL HAVE PEACE.” WELL, THIS GENTLEMEN, THIS BANK ROBBER FOUND GOD,
AND BETWEEN MYSELF AND CRAZY CHARLIE, HE FOUND GOD AND I WISH YOU
COULD SEE THE PEACE ON HIS FACE. HE WAS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. WE DID HIS
PAPER WORK FOR HIM. WE HELPED HIM AND THEY BASICALLY RE-DID HIS WHOLE
PROGRAM AND BECAUSE HE FOUND GOD THEY DECIDED TO PUT HIM OUT ON
LIFETIME PAROLE AND HE GAVE RESTITUTION. HE GAVE THE MONEY BACK. HE
CHANGED HIS WHOLE LIFE. HIS WHOLE LIFE WAS CHANGED JUST FROM THAT
INCIDENT. SO I’M TELLING YOU, WHEN I GO INTO JAIL IT IS HILLARIOUS BECAUSE IT IS
LIKE, THE JAILORS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ACT. AND HE ONE JAILOR TOLD ME
“I’M GOING TO MISS YOU POPS.” THEY CALL ME POPS BECAUSE I’M OLDER. I WAS A
LITTLE TEED OFF WHEN THEY CALLED ME THAT THE FIRST TIME, SO THIS KID CALLED
ME POPS, AND “I SAID WHAT’S WITH THE POPS?” I SAID I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN DO 25
PUSH UPS?” HE SAID “YOU’RE PROBABLY RIGHT POPS CAN YOU?” BOOM DOWN I
WENT “25 OUT AND I’LL RAISE YOU 25 AND HERE IS ANOTHER 25.” “POPS, YOU’RE IN
GOOD SHAPE.” AND I SAID, “I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW GOOD A SHAPE I’M IN IF
YOU KEEP CALLING ME POPS.” HE SAYS, “NO, NO, NO, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, IF
YOU’RE AN OLDER GENTLEMEN IN THE JOINT THEY TREAT YOU WITH COURTESY,
THEY CALL YOU POPS. AND IT IS JUST OUT OF COURTESY.” AND I SAID, THEN YOU
CAN CALL ME POPS, THAT’S COOL.” “BUT DON’T YOU EVER THINK THAT I’M GETTING
OLD BECAUSE I’LL FOOL YOU.” SO THEY LAUGHED. WHEN I LEFT THEY LINED UP TO
SHAKE MY HAND, AND EVEN THE JAILOR, SAID HE WAS GOING TO BE SORRY TO SEE
ME LEAVE BECAUSE I WAS HELPING SO MANY PEOPLE. AND PEOPLE WERE GETTING
THEIR LIVES TOGETHER. AND SO WHEN I GO TO JAIL IT IS KIND OF UNIQUE, I
ACTUALLY GET A VACATION. I GOT THE TOP BUNK AND I LAID BY THE WINDOW AND I
GOT GOD’S SUN SHINE IN MY FACE AND I GOT A SUN TAN AND I GOT GUYS WHO SAY,
“POPS WHY DO YOU CLIMB UPON THE TOP BUNK?” I SAY, “MAN I’M OUT ON A BEACH
GETTING SUN AND RAISE.” “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” “YOU KNOW POPS YOU ARE
SOMETHING ELSE, YOU ARE AND YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE IT.” I SAID, “I’M LAYING
OUT HERE ON THE BEACH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.” “I’M LAYING ON MY BED
RIGHT NEXT TO THE WINDOW AND THE SUN COMES RIGHT THROUGH AND I’M ON THE
BEACH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.” SO YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE THE BEST OF
WHERE YOU ARE AT NO MATTER WHAT, IT KEEPS YOUR SPIRITS UP AND THE
BOTTOM LINE IS THIS, I WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN IN JAIL IF I COULD HAVE MORE
EFFECTIVELY ARGUED MY CONSTITUTION. I ENDED UP HAVING TO DO A BRIEF FROM
THE JAIL 28 PAGES. I SHARPENED A PENCIL ON THE WALL, HERE IT IS, THIS IS A 28
PAGE MOTION TO, NO, IT’S MORE THAN THAT. I MEAN THIS IS ALL FROM LONG HAND
AND WHEN WE GOT TO COURT THE JUDGE LOOKED AT IT AND HE SAID, “SIR, ARE
YOU AN ATTORNEY?” I SAID, “NO, SIR.” HE SAYS, “HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LAW
SCHOOL?” I SAID, NO SIR.” HE SAID,” YOU DID THIS FROM JAIL?” “YOU DID THIS
FROM JAIL FROM MEMORY?” I SAID, “YES, SIR.” IT’S RATHER EXTENSIVE, IT’S HUGE.
RIGHT THEN THE PROSECUTOR KICKS IN AND SAYS, “DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THIS?”
AND HE SAYS, OH, HELL YES.” THIS GUY IS KIND OF LIKE THE JUDGE ON NIGHT
COURT, KIND OF FLIPPANT. “OH, HELL YES COUNSELOR, WHAT IS THIS A NEW HOBBY
YOU JUST TOOK UP?” HE SAYS. THIS GUY EVEN DID HIS OWN PROPOSED ORD.” I
DON’T EVEN HAVE TO FILL OUT AN ORDER.” AND HE SAID, NOT ONLY THAT, I WANT IT
DONE BY EIGHT O’CLOCK ON MONDAY MORNING.” SO ALL WEEK END SHE HAD TO
GO TO THE LAW LIBRARY AND ANSWER ALL OF THIS STUFF. SHE WAS NOT A HAPPY
CAMPER. SO THEN SHE PROPOSED THAT I HAD TO HAVE A SHRINK, TO CHECK MY
PULSE OUT TO SEE IF MY BATTERIES WERE CHARGED. BECAUSE IF YOU DEFEND
YOUR CONSTITUTION YOU’VE GOT TO BE A CRAZY TURKEY. AND SHE FOUND OUT
I’M PRETTY WELL SQUARED AWAY. I JUST ARGUED MY CONSTITUTION. I ASKED THE
JUDGE, “IS GOD IN THIS BED JUDGE, THEY GOT TO TOSS YOU IN THE NUT HOUSE TO
DEFEND YOUR CONSTITUTION?” AND HE SAID, “NOT IN MY COURT.”
OKAY, HAVE WE GOT A QUESTION HERE? I’VE HEARD PEOPLE TELL OF, SAYING
WHEN THEY WANT TO BASE THEIR ARGUMENTS ON CONSTITUTIONAL BASIS AND
I’VE HEARD OF JUDGES SPEAK OUT AND SAY THE CONSTITUTION HAS NO PLACE IN
MY COURTROOM. HOW CAN THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT? WHISTLES!!! THAT
IS A VERY SERIOUS STATEMENT, BECAUSE WHAT THAT JUDGE JUST DID IN AN OPEN
COURT OF LAW UNDER TITLE 18 US CODE SECTION 2381, IS HE JUST COMMITTED AN
ACT OF TREASON. SEE THE JUDGE IS SWORN UNDER ARTICLE 11 PARAGRAPH ONE
IN THIS STATE THAT HE WILL UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES
AND MOVE AS MOST IMMEDIATLY AS IS PRACTICAL TO DEFEND THAT
CONSTITUTION. AND A VIOLATION OF THAT ACT WOULD BE CAPITAL FELONY
TREASON, UNDER THE PEOPLE AND THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA AND HE WOULD SUBJECT UPON CONVICTION TO BE HUNG BY THE NECK.
THAT IS HOW SERIOUS THIS IS.
WHAT IF THE DEFENDANT HAD A DRIVERS LICENSE, AND THEY WERE TRYING TO
ARGUE ATRAFFIC MATTER AND THEY WERE IN THE SYSTEM ALREADY. IS THERE A
CONSTITUTIONAL OBJECTION THAT THE JUDGE MIGHT FIND THAT IT DOESN’T APPLY?
WELL HERE IS HOW WE START A LOT OF THESE TRAFFIC CASES, AND I’LL GET RIGHT
TO IT.
WHEN YOU FIRST WALK BEFORE A TRAFFIC COURT, YOU SEE WHEN THEY MERGED
THESE COURTS TOGETHER IN 1963, THEY SCREWED UP. THEY WANTED TO LAY OFF
HALF OF THE JUDGES SEE, THEY ONLY WANTED TO HAVE ONE BUILDING, SO WHAT
THEY DID IS THEY MERGED THE TRAFFIC COURT PER SE, OR THAT DOCKET INTO THE
CRIMINAL COURT DOCKET. AND WHEN THEY DID THAT, THEY DIDN’T CHECK THE
RULES, YOU SEE. AND WHEN THEY DIDN’T CHECK THE RULES, THEY DIDN’T ALLOW
FOR JURISDICTIONAL CHALLENGES BETWEEN THE TWO COURTS. SO WHAT
HAPPENS NOW IS, YOU COME BEFORE THE COURT, AND THERE ARE SEVERAL WAYS
YOU CAN COME BEFORE THE COURT. NOW SINCE YOU HAVE ENTERED INTO A
CONTRACTUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THE STATE, IN OTHER WORDS IT’S NOT A
LAWFUL CONTRACT, BECAUSE YOU CANNOT ENTER INTO AN UNLAWFUL
CONTRACT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND. IT IS A CONTRACT THOUGH BECAUSE IT’S
RECOGNIZED AS A CONTRACT. BECAUSE YOU HAVE VOLUNTARILY ENTERED INTO
THIS CONTRACT, YOU AGREED TO ALL THE RULES IN THEIR LAW BOOK FOR THAT
CONTRACT. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL ADMIRALTY AND MARITIME JURISDICTION OR
ARTIFICIAL JURISDICTION. AND IT IS A RATHER HEAVY ARGUMENT GOING INTO ERIE
RAILROAD V THOMPKINS, AND MUCOLLICK V MARYLAND AND WE WILL GO INTO ALL
OF THAT AT THE END OF THIS PROGRAM. BUT I WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU
BRIEFLY. WHEN YOU SIGN YOUR DRIVER LICENSE AND ESPECIALLY TODAY, AND
YOUR VOTER REGISTRATAION CARED YOU WILL NOTICE A LITTLE NOTE RIGHT
UNDER YOUR SIGNATURE WHERE YOU AGREE TO THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE
DUALITY OF CITIZENSHIP OF NOT ONLY AT THE COMMON LAW, BUT YOU ACCEPT
THE NATIONAL UNDER ADMIRALTY AND MARITIME JURISDICTION, WHICH ALLOWS
YOU TO BE SUCKED INTO ALL OF THESE UNIFORM COMMERCIAL CODE
REQUIREMENTS. AND THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS THING YOU ARE SIGNING HERE. YOU
DON’T UNDERSTAND IT, BUT YOU JUST SIGNED ALL YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS
DOWN THE SEWER WHEN YOU SIGNED THAT DOCUMENT. AND WHEN YOU SIGN IT,
THIS IS MY HONEST ADVICE, AND THIS IS FROM EXPERIENCE, YOU SIGN THE THING
RIGHT AT THE END OF YOUR NAME YOU WRITE U.D. AND AT THE END OF YOU NAME
AND UNDERNEATH YOUR NAME YOU WRITE UCC 1-207 WITHOUT PREJUDICE. NOW
WHAT THAT DOES, IS I’LL BE GLAD TO ACCEPT YOUR RIDICULOUS PRIVILEGE. I
DON’T REALLY NEED TO, BUT I WILL JUST, TO KEEP MYSELF FROM BEING IN TROUBLE
WITH THE COPS. AND I’LL TELL YOU WHAT WE WILL DO WE WILL EXERCISE OUR
UNIFORM COMMERCIAL CODE CAVEAT THAT ALLOWS US TO KEEP ALL OF OUR
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. IN OTHER WORDS, MY SIGNATURE IS NOT REALLY A
SIGNATURE, ON CONTRACT, IT IS A SIGNATURE OF CONVENIENCE. THAT ALLOWS
ME TO GET A PIECE OF PAPER TO PUT IN MY POCKET FOR IDENTIFICATION
PURPOSES THAT ALLOWS ME TO SIGN MY CHECKS AND DO WHAT EVER I’VE GOT TO
DO. BUT IT DOESN’T IN ANYWAY MAKE ANY ADMISSIONS OR CONFESSIONS OR
REQUIRE ME TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY OF YOUR RULE BOOK SCHEMES UNDER YOUR
ADMIRALTY AND MARITIME TONTINE SCHEMES. AND I’LL TELL YOU HOW CRAZY IT
WAS, I JUST GOT ASKED BY AN ATTORNEY HOW HE WOULD DEFEND A PROGRAM
THAT A GENTLEMEN HE WAS DEFENDING WAS ACCUSED OF HIGHJACKING A CAR.
AND THEY WERE CLAIMING THAT BECAUSE THE CAR WAS MADE ALL OVER THE
WORLD AND ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES, THAT THE PARTS EVEN THOUGH THEY
WERE ASSEMBLED AT ONE POINT, THEY ARE IN WHAT IS CALLED THE INTERSTATE
JURISDICTION. AND THAT BECAUSE OF THAT, THIS CRIME IS NOW A FEDERAL
CRIME, THIS IS HOW FAR REACHING THIS HAS GOTTEN. AND WHEN THIS GENTLEMEN
SIGNED HIS DRIVERS LICENSE, HE HAD NO IDEA HE WAS ENTERING INTO THIS THING
AND WAIVING ALL OF HIS GOD GIVEN CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. AND THAT HE
WAS NO LONGER A COMMON LAW CITIZEN. THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY UNDER
ADMIRALTY AND MARITIME JURISDICTION.
NOW WE HAVE A FAIR CREDIT REPORTING ACT THAT SAYS IF YOU MAKE ANY LOAN
OR GET INVOLVED IN ANY KIND OF CREDIT RELATIONSHIP THEY HAVE GOT TO TELL
YOU EVERYTHING, HOW MUCH THE INTEREST RATE IS HOW MUCH THE PAYMENTS
ARE, HOW LONG THE CONTRACT IS. AND THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE
THING ABOUT THE CONTRACT. AND IN THEORY, ALL CONTRACTS, YOU ARE
SUPPOSED TO KNOW ALL OF THE FACTS IN REGARD TO THE CONTRACT, AND THEY
JUST LEAVE THE CONTRACT ONE SIDED. AND THEY FIGURE, WELL THESE PEOPLE
ARE NOT THAT WELL INFORMED AND WE ARE JUST GOING TO SIGN THIS ON THEIR
DRIVER LICENSE AND THEY WILL VOLUNTARILY ACQUIESCE INTO THE SITUATION
AND THEN WE CAN THROW ALL OF THESE REGULATIONS AT THEM AND THEY WILL
NEVER KNOW OW WE HIT THEM. SO IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
WHEN YOU SIGN SOMETHING, READ IT FOR SURE. IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
EVERYTHING THAT IS DOWN THERE, TAKE IT TO SOMEBODY AND ASK SOME
QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU SIGN IT. BECAUSE ONCE YOU SIGN IT, IT IS HARDER TO
GET OUT OF. BUT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND EVERY BODY LOOSE THEIR WALLET AND
GO DOWN AND RE-DO YOUR DRIVER LICENSE AND SIGN IT U.D. WHEN YOU SIGN IT
AND PUT 1-207 WITHOUT PREJUDICE., BECAUSE RIGHT THEN AND THERE YOU CUT
OFF ALL THIS ADMIRALTY AND MARITIME JURISDICTION AND YOU RETURN BACK TO
YOUR CONTRACT LAW. A WHAT? YOU ARE A COMMON LAW CITIZEN LIVING AT THE
COMMON LAW. AND THEY CAN HAVE THEIR CONTRACT, BUT IT IS NOT
ENFORECABLE. WHY IS IT NOT ENFORCEABLE, BECAUSE YOU CAN STATE YOU
SIGNED IT UNDER DURESS. WELL HOW DO I KNOW, LOOK I PUT U.D. RIGHT AFTER MY
NAME. LOOK U.D. WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS, UNDER DEVELOPMENT, UNDER
THE DECK? THAT MEANS UNDER DURESS. WHEN I SIGNED THIS I WAS UNDER
DURESS, I DIDN’T VOLUNTARILY SIGN THIS I HAD TO SIGN IT OR THE COPS ARE
GOING TO CUFF ME ABOUT THE HEAD. YOU SEE, I WAS UNDER THREAT,
INTIMIDATION AND COERCION. I STILL BELIEVE I HAVE THE RIGHT TRAVEL FREELY
AND UNENCUMBERED. NOTICE YOU ARE NOT DRIVING. YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO
TRAVEL. THE CUSTOMARY USAGE OF THE RIGHT TO TRAVEL IS YOU GET IN A CAR,
YOU DON’T GO DOWN TO 7//11 ON YOUR BIKE, YOU GET IN A CAR. IF YOU WANT TO
GO DOWN AND PICK UP A CARTON OF MILK, YOU GET IN YOUR CAR. ANOTHER
UNIQUE ARGUMENT ALONG THESE LINES IS, WELL JUDGE, LET ME ASK YOU A
QUESTION, IF I GET IN MY CAR, THE CONSTITUTION WAS STILL IN EFFECT AND FULL
FORCE BEFORE I GOT IN MY CAR, RIGHT. OH, YEAH. NOW WHEN I GOT IN MY CAR
AND I HAD MY GUN IT WAS STILL IN EFFECT RIGHT, BUT WHEN I CLOSED THE DOOR
HE CONSTITUTION WAS SUSPENDED, AND EVERYBODY BROKE OUT LAUGHING.
HOW COULD THAT BE, THE ACT OF GETTING IN THE CAR AND SHUTTING THE DOOR
MADE THE SECOND AMENDMENT UNCONSTITUTIONAL. I SAID, “THAT IS TOTALLY
LUDICROUS.” “HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE?” YOU SEE THEY HAVE PASSED
THESE LAWS, AND THEY HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT FOR SO LONG. THAT THEY
JUST, IT’S KIND OF LIKE A BANK ROBBER THAT HITS FIVE BANKS IN A ROW, AND GET
A LITTLE MIFFED THAT YOU GET EXCITED. MAN I’VE DONE THIS 25 TIMES, WHAT’S
THE BIG DEAL. NOW YOU ARE GOING TO BUST ME ON THE 26 TH TIME, AND YOU ARE
GOING TO GET ALL UPSET. SEE THEY HAVE BEEN GETTING AWAY WITH IT SO LONG,
NOBODY HAS EVER TAKEN THEM TO THE TASK AND THEY FEEL LIKE, WELL, I SHOULD
BE ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH IT ON THE 26TH TIME. AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL ACT,
WRONGFULLY DONE, IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IN A ROW YOU DID IT, IT
IS STILL UNCONSTITUTIONAL. AND THE REALITY IS THE PERSON WHO IS PROPERLY
MOTIVATED, AND PROPERLY TRAINED AND WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IS
NECESSARY AND PROPER TO DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION, WILL ALMOST ALWAYS
PREVAIL ON THE MERITS. AND THAT IS WHAT WE ARE DOING RIGHT NOW. AND THEY
ARE SWEATING THAT RIGHT NOW. BUT THE REALITY OF THIS; AND YOU HAVE TO
UNDERSTAND, THE BURDEN IS ON YOU. IF YOU WANT YOU’RE CONSTITUTION, THEN
YOU DAMN WELL BETTER GRAB A HOLD OF IT, AND YOU BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT AND
YOU DON’T LET GO FOR NOTHING. YOU READ YOUR CONSTITUTION AND LEARN
YOUR CONSTITUTION. YOU QUOTE YOUR CONSTITUTION CHAPTER AND VERSE,
FRONTWARDS, BACKWARDS UPSIDE DOWN. WHEN PEOPLE COME UP TO YOU AND
SAY WELL WE WANT YOU TO TAKE A DRUG TEST AS PART OF YOUR JOB. HUH, GO
FISH. I AIN’T TAKING NO DRUG TEST. I’M NOT REQUIRED TO PROVE A NEGATIVE,
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PROVE A POSITIVE. IF YOU THINK I’M DOING SOMETHING
NEGLIGENT FINE, THEN YOU GO FILE PAPERS, AND YOU TAKE NECESSARY
PRECAUTIONS, AND WHAT HAVE YOU, AND WE WILL GO TO COURT. BUT I SAID I’M
NOT GOING TO BE CONVICTED BEFORE THE FACT, AND THEN I’VE GOT TO PROVIDE
EVIDENCE THAT I AM NOT GUILTY. THAT’S THE CART BEFORE THE HORSE. THAT’S
BACKASSWARDS. I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE FIFTH
AMENDMENT SAYS I GOT A RIGHT NOT TO BE A PARTICIPANT IN A COMPULSARY
PROCESS THAT’S GOING TO MAKE AN INCRIMINATING SITUATION OF ME, NOW I’VE
NOT GOT NOTHING TO HIDE, AND I’M NOT EVEN ARGUING FROM WHAT I’VE GOT TO
HIDE, I’M ARGUING FROM THE FACT THAT THE RIGHT STANDS AND I’M EXERCISING
IT. AND THEN I USUALLY ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS. “WELL, IF THEY FIND
ANYTHING, WILL I GET FIRED?” “HELL YEAH.” “YOU ARE GOING TO BE PENALIZED.”
SO THERE ARE PENALTIES. “AND IF THEY FIND ANYTHING, WILL I BE CRIMINALLY
PROSECUTED?” “COULD BE.” HUH, SO WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO, SOME
STUPID THING LIKE, THAT. GIVE THEM A PISS TEST. THIS GENTLEMEN CAME UP TO
ME AT THE LAST CONVENTION THAT WE HAD, AND THEY WANTED TO TAKE A TEST AS
TO WHETHER OR NOT HE HAS GOT ANY DRUGS IN HIS SYSTEM. I SAID WELL, WHAT
IS IN MY SYSTEM IS BETWEEN ME AND MY DOCTOR, AND NONE OF YOUR DAMNED
BUSINESS. I SAID I DON’T TAKE DRUGS, BUT I’VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE, BUT I’M
NOT GOING TO VOLUNTARILY ENTER INTO ANYTHING. WHAT IF YOUR GUY SCREWS
UP, AND NOW YOU SAY I’VE GOT DRUGS AND I CAN’T GET A JOB EVER? WHAT ARE
YOU KIDDING ME. SOME NEW HOBBY YOU JUST TOOK UP. I’M NOT GOING TO PLAY
THAT GAME, IT IS NOT MY BURDEN TO PROVE A NEGATIVE, IT ‘S YOUR BURDEN TO
PROVE A POSITIVE. IF YOU HAVE A JUST CLAIM FOR WHICH RELIEF CAN BE
GRANTED, YOU GO FILE YOUR PAPERS AND WE’LL SIT DOWN AND TALK. BUT UNTIL
SUCH TIME YOU GO FISH, BECAUSE I’M NOT GOING TO PLAY. I’M NOT REQUIRED TO
PLAY AND I’M NOT GOING TO PLAY AND IF YOU FIRE ME FOR THE EXERCISE OF MY
CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT, I’M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT MILLER V UNITED STATES,
WHERE IT SAYS: THE CLAIM AND EXERCISE OF A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT SHALL
NOT BE CONVERTED INTO A CRIME. AND YOU ARE DOING THAT AND YOU ARE
PUNISHING ME, AND IF YOU FIRE ME FOR IT I WILL SUE YOUR SOCKS OFF, AND
ATTACH EVERYTHING YOU OWN BANK BUSINESS AND HOME, SO MAKE MY DAY,
AND THAT IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT. SO YOU FIND ANOTHER TURKEY TO JERK WITH,
BECAUSE I’M NOT GOING TO PLAY. OKAY.
NOW WE WANT TO GET INTO SOME SERIOUS THINGS, I WANT TO GET INTO THIS
ARGUMENT ABOUT TRAFFIC CASES. THIS IS THE MOST PRACTICAL WAY TO DEAL
WITH TRAFFIC CASES. WHEN YOU ARE PULLED OVER, WHAT IS HAPPENING? NOW
YOU’VE GOT A POLICEMAN, HE IS CONDUCTING DISCOVERY, ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN
AND WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU. AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO JUST KEEP
RATTLELING. AND IT WILL ALL GET WRITTEN DOWN ON THE TICKET. I FOUND THAT
OUT. I TOLD THE OFFICER I HAD JUST BEEN WAITING TO GET THIS TICKET SO I
COULD FIGHT IT ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT IT SAID IT RIGHT ON THE
TICKET. SO WHEN THESE PEOPLE ARE WITH YOU, YOU KEEP YOUR HATCH
BUTTONED, AND I MEAN I’M GUILTY, AND SOMETIMES I RATTLE ON. IT’S BEEN KNOWN
TO HAPPEN. SO I’M TELLING YOU NOT TO DO IT. YOU BUTTON YOUR HATCH, IF YOU
SAY ANYTHING, SAY YES SIR, NO SIR. AND THEY ALWAYS LIKE TO SAY, “GOING A
LITTLE FAST WEREN’T YOU?” “I, NEITHER, ADMIT OR DENY, I LEAVE YOU TO YOUR
PROOFS.” “OH, SO YOU’RE A LAWYER ARE YOU?” “NO, I’M NOT A LAWYER, BUT I’M
SMART ENOUGH TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT, BECAUSE I REALIZE ANYTHING I SAY IS
GOING TO BE PUT DOWN ON YOUR PAPER.” “YOU GOT A CHARGE, YOU MAKE IT
AND I’LL SEE YOU IN COURT.” “OH, YOU WANT TO GO TO COURT.” “OH, YEAH I
ALWAYS GO TO COURT, I FIGHT EVERYTHING, EVEN MURDER ONE.” “IT’S KIND OF
LIKE A HOBBY OF MINE.” “WELL, LET’S SEE WHAT WERE GETTING, AND HE WALKED
BACK TO HIS CAR, AND THE STARTS WRITING. OR THEY USUALLY COME BACK AND
THEY SAY, “WELL YOU WERE GOING A LITTLE FAST THINK ABOUT SLOWING DOWN,
WE’RE GOING TO LET YOU GO WITH A WARNING, YOU GO AND HAVE A GOOD DAY.”
“THANK YOU OFFICER, YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO, GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP
YOU SAFE.”
OKAY, COURTESY, I CAN BLOW THEIR DRAWS OFF ANY TIME I WANT AND STILL, YES
SIR, NO SIR, COURTESY. COURTESY PAYS, YOU TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY YOU WANT
TO BE TREATED AND NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN YOU WILL BENEFIT. YOU TREAT
PEOPLE LIKE A YAHOO, AND YOU’RE GOING TO BE TREATED LIKE A YAHOO
YOURSELF. SO I HIGHLY RECOMMEND COURTESY AS AN EFFECTIVE WAY. I HAD A
POLICEMAN ONE TIME TELL ME, “DID YOU EVER EAT A FLASHLIGHT THE HARD
WAY.” AND I SAID, “QUITE FRANKLY OFFICER, MOST OFFICERS I’VE RUN INTO ARE,
EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL.” AND I TREAT THEM WITH A GREAT DEAL OF
COURTESEY AND PROFESSIONALISM BECAUSE I RESPECT WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
AND, THAT THEY RISK THEIR LIFE EVERYDAY.” “AND AT NO TIME WOULD I GIVE AN
OFFICER ENOUGH STATIC THAT HE WOULD WANT TO MAKE ME EAT A FLASHLIGHT.”
I MEAN I TREAT THEM VERY CORDIALLY, AND I RESPECT WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO
DO. I DON’T AGREE WITH EVERYTING THEY DO, BECAUSE SOME OF THE STUFF IS
KIND OF UNLAWFUL. BUT I WILL GIVE THEM THE COUTESY THEY HAVE COMING. HE
TURNED TO ME AND SAID “I’M SORRY, I’VE GOT A BIG MOUTH, I DIDN’T MEAN IT.”
“YOU’RE RIGHT I WAS OUT OF LINE.” SEE YOU TREAT PEOPLE WITH COURTESY AND
NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN YOU CAN EVEN BACKDOWN SOME GUY THAT’S TALKING A
LOT OF MANURE. BUT THE LOUDER YOU TALK, AND THE MORE BELLIGERENT YOU
TALK, THE MOR ELOUDER AND BELLIGERANT HE HAS TO TALK. IT’S KIND OF LIKE
NEWTON’S THIRD LAW OF PHYSICS, EVERY ACTION HAS AN OPPOSITE AND
REACTION. YOU TALK CRAP AND THEN HE HAS GOT TO TALK CRAP. SO MY ADVICE
TO PEOPLE IS DON’T, DO THAT IT’S UNMOTIVATED. REMEMBER THE BEST WEAPON
YOU HAVE IS RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR EARS. SO USE IT. SO WATCH YOU MOUTH
DON’T BE TALKING TRASH TO THESE POLICEMEN, THEY’VE HAD A BAD DAY, AND HE
MIGHT HAVE HAD. AND YOU MIGHT HAVE A BAD DAY. BEST THING TO SAY IS YES,
SIR AND NO, SIR. AND IF YOU’VE GOT AN HONEST BITCH, GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY.
NOW WE HAVE GONE PAST THAT, WE’VE GOT A TICKET, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
DO? WELL LOOK ON THE TICKET, SEE IF HE SIGNED IT. A LOT OF TIMES THEY DON’T
SIGN IT. GUESS WHAT IF HE DIDN’T SIGN IT THERE AINT’NO SWORN COMPLAINT.
HOW CAN YOU DEFEND AGAINST A NON SWORN COMPLAINT? A LOT OF TIMES THE
COP DOESN’T SIGN THE TICKET. LOOK, OPEN YOUR EYES, GOD GAVE YOU A SET OF
EYES, LOOK. YEAH, THIS GUY DIDN’T SIGN IT TODAY, IT SAYS UNDER PENALTY OF
PERJURY I ATTEST AND CERTIFY THAT THIS IS A TRUE IN FACT COMPLAINT. WELL
WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY DON’T SIGN THAT, IT AIN’T A COMPLAINT.
DO YOU HAVE TO SIGN THE TICKET WHEN A POLICE OFFICER PULLS YOU OVER IN
THAT SITUATION? DON’T THEY MAKE YOU SIGN? SOMETIMES THEY DO, IF YOU DO
SIGN IT, PUT 1-207 WITHOUT PREJUDICE. THAT’S SAYING THAT YOU HAVE
RECEIVED THE COMPLAINT. THAT’S ALL THAT’S SAYING, ALRIGHT. IT’S OKAY TO
DO THAT THEN? YEAH, WHEN YOU PUT U.D. 1-207, IT’S NOT AN ADMISSION OF GUILT,
IT JUST MEANS THAT YOU HAVE RECEIVED THE COMPLAINT. OKAY. IF YOU DON’T
SIGN IT HE IS GOING TO TAKE YOU TO JAIL. I MEAN I REALIZE IT IS
UNCONSTITUTIONAL UNLESS YOU LIKE JAIL FOOD, I WOULDN’T DO IT. I’D SIGN THE
THING U.D. 1-207 WITHOUT PREJUDICE. SO THE SIGNATURE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING,
BESIDES YOU WANT A COPY OF THE COMPLAINT ANYWAY, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO
FILE A BRIEF. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FILE A BRIEF, IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT
THE COMPLAINT IS, RIGHT? NOW THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO NOTIFY
THE COURT WITHIN THE TIME PERIOD AND IT IS USUALLY TEN DAYS. ONE OF THEIR
DIRTIEST TRICKS IS YOU CALL IN AND YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT IT NOTICED, AND
GUESS WHAT, THEY CLAIM YOU DIDN’T CALL IN AND THEY GO AHEAD AND SAY YOU
DIDN’T WHO UP, AND THEN THEY FIND YOU GUILTY AND BINGO, YOU’RE OUT OF
THERE. SO I RECOMMEND YOU CALL THEM, TELL THEM YOU WANT A FORMAL
HEARING, AND ASK THE NAME OF THE PARTY YOU ARE SPEAKING TOO, “AND WHO
AM I SPEAKING TOO?” SO THAT YOU HAVE A NAME OF SOMEBODY WHO WORKS
THERE TO VERIFY THAT YOU CALLED. THEN IMMEDIATELY OR SOONER TYPE UP A
LITTLE NOTICE THAT STATES: “I, PUT YOUR FULL NAME, DO HEREBY REQUEST A
FORMAL HEARING.” PUT THAT IN THE MAIL SENT CERTIFIED MAIL TO THEM, OR RUN
DOWN THERE AND WALK RIGHT IN AND GET THEM TO SET UP A FORMAL HEARING.
NOW YOU WANT A HEARING OKAY NOW 5 DAYS BEFORE THAT HEARING, YOU’RE
REQUIRED TO SERVE PAPERS ON OPPOSING COUNSEL, IF YOU DON’T DO IT IN A
TIMELY FASHION, MICHIGAN COURT RULES WILL SOCK IT TO YOU, AND YOU WILL
NOT BE ABLE TO ENTER ANY OF YOUR BRIEFS. NOW SOMETIMES YOU WILL BE
ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH IT THE LAST MINUTE HANDING IT TO HIM, AND THEY WON’T
SAY NOTHING, BUT IF THEY WANT TO HAMMER YOU, THEY CAN USE THE FIVE DAY
COURT RULE. I’VE USED IT EFFECTIVELY SEVERAL TIMES.
NOW YOU LOOK AT WHAT IT SAYS ON THE COMPLAINT, YOU SEE IT SAYS MCOA,
WHATEVER YOU VIOLATED, AND YOU GO DOWN AND YOU GO TO THE LAW LIBRARY,
YOU LOOK UP MICHIGAN LAW, YOU LOOK UP EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAY, AND THEN
YOU ENTER A DEFENSE. I NEITHER ADMIT OR DENY AND I NEED YOUR STICTEST
PROOFS, IN A COMMON LAW COURT OF JURISDICTION. TOTALLY GO THAT,
DEPENDING ON HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY. IF YOU WANT TO BE THE HARDEST NOSE
YOU CAN BE, YOU WALK INTO COURT AND YOU DON’T SEND THEM ANY PAPER. AND
AS SOON AS THEY CALL THE CASE, AS EXPEDIENTLY AS POSSIBLE YOU MOVE TO
THE FORUM UP FRONT AND IN A LOUD AND CLEAR VOICE, YOU SAY, “READY YOUR,
HONOR.” YOU STATE YOUR FULL NAME, I’M GIVING MY APPEARANCE IN THE
COURT IN PROPRIA PERSONA, WHICH MEANS IN YOUR OWN PROPER PERSON, AND
SAYS IT’S PURSUANT IN THIS STATE IT’S ARTICLE I SECTION 13, I’VE APPOINT
MYSELF MY OWN ATTORNEY, AND I’M READY TO PROCEED IN MY ADMINISTRATIVE
AND PROCEDURAL MATTER, AND AT THIS TIME YOUR, HONOR, MAY IT PLEASE THE
COURT I MOTION FOR DISMISSAL WITH PREJUDICE, FOR FAILURE SO STATE A
CAUSE OF ACTION FOR WHICH RELIEF CAN BE GRANTED. AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
THE COP WILL GO, ESPECIALLY IF YOU WEAR AN ARMY JACKET AND YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU’RE THREE SHEETS IN THE WIND. THE COP WILL LEAN BACK AND SAY OH, CRAP
WE’RE GOING TO GET SUED. I DIDN’T KNOW THE GUY WAS A LAWYER, AND THEN HE
WILL START TALKING TO THE PROSECUTOR AND THE PROSECUTOR WILL GO
WHOOSH AT HIS HEAD. YOU TURKEY, YOU BROUGHT ME ONE OF THEM KIND. HUFF
AND PUFF. I’M GOING TO GET KILLED, AND YOU’RE GOING TO SIT HERE AND PAY FOR
IT, I PROMISE YOU.
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU TELL THE JUDGE, IN THE
MOST CLEAREST AND EXPEDIENT LANGUAGE. YOUR, HONOR, MAY IT PLEASE THE
COURT, IS THIS A COURT OF LAW, OR IS THIS A COURT OF EQUITY? HE WILL
IMMEDAITELY SOUND OFF, WITH THERE’S NO EQUITY HERE, JUST LIKE HE GOT HIT
IN THE KNEE WITH A HAMMER, AND HIS LEG JUMPED, AND JUST THAT FAST, IT WILL
HAPPEN THAT FAST. BECAUSE HE THINKS THERE IS NO LAWSUIT HERE, BECAUSE
THERE IS NO EQUITY. YOU SEE THE JUDGES DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT
HAPPENED WITH THIS SHIFT IN 1963, WHERE THEY MOVED THE COURTS TOGETHER.
SO YOU’VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAT THE JUDGE IS WEARING, IS HE WEARING A
CRIMINAL HAT, OR IS HE WEARING THE CIVIL HAT. SO YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO ASK,
JUDGE IS THIS A COURT OF LAW OR A COURT OF EQUITY, AND HE’LL SAY HERE’S
NO EQUITY HERE. NOW WE JUST DID THIS IN A BEAUTIFUL CASE. THIS LITTLE GAL
COULN’T HAVE BEEN 80 LBS. SOAKING WET, AND THIS COP WAS ABOUT 6 FOOT 2, 320
BIG HEAVY DUTY STATE TROOPER. SHE WALKS IN, YOUR, HONOR I AM
RFEPRESENTING MYSELF AS MY OWN COUNSEL, I WOULD LIKE TO PROCEED WITH
MY ADMINISTRATIVE AND PROCEDRUAL MATTERS. BUT BEFORE WE GO, I HAVE A
DECLARATORY RULING, SIR, COULD I ASK YOU A QUESTIONS? AH, SURE HONEY,
GO AHEAD. BUT YOU UNDERSTAND ONLY A FOOL STANDS AS HIS OWN ATTORNEY.
SHE SAID, THAT MAY BE, SIR, BUT I’M THE BEST PERSON THAT KNOWS THE FACTS
IN MAY CASE AND I THINK I HAVE A CHANGE. I’D LIKE TO TRY, IS THAT OKAY? NO
PROBLEM, YOU HAVE A RIGHT. IS THIS A COURT OF LAW, OR IS THIS A COURT OF
EQUITY? AND THE JUDGE SAT UP AND SAID, THERE IS NO EQUITY HERE. SHE SAID,
THANK YOU, SIR. SHE ROLLED UP HER HAND, IN THE HAND WAS A TICKET THAT
SAID, CIVIL INFRACTIN RIGHT ACROSS THE TOP, AND SHE SAID, “HOW MAY WE HERE
THIS CIVIL IN FRACTION, SIR?” THE JUDGE DID A HOMER SIMPSON, SO THAT’S
WHERE YOU ARE GOING WITH THIS, HUH. THE WHOLE COURT BROKE OUT
LAUGHING. THIS LITTLE GAL, I’M TELLING YOU SHE IS THIS TINY LITTLE THING, SHE
IS JUST A SWEETHEART. THE WHOLE COURT REALIZED THE JUDGE DID A HOMER
SIMPSON, AND THEN THE JUDGE REALIZED HE DID A HOMER SIMPSON, AND THEN
HE LAUGHED. AND HE SAID, AH, HONEY, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO PULL THAT HERE
TODAY ARE YOU? SHE GOT A LITTLE FLUSHED, SHE WASN’T SURE, THIS WAS HER
FIRST TIME, SHE WAS A LITTLE SCARED, SHE LOOKED OVER AT AN ASSOCIATE OF
MINE, SHE LOOKED AT HIM, AND HE GAVE HER THE NOD. AND SHE TURNED AND
SAID, YES I AM SIR. EVERYBODY BROKE OUT LAUGHING AGAIN. AND THE COP
SAID, WELL IF THEY ARE GOING TO PLAY AROUND I’M GOING TO PUT 15 OVER ON
THE TICKET JUDGE, AND THE JUDGE SAYS, NO, NO, NO YOU’VE GOT WHAT IS ON
THE TICKET, YOU GOT WHAT’S ON THE COMPLAINT, AND YOU’RE NOT GOING TO
CHANGE IT AFTER THE FACT, THAT IS PERJURY. DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOU IN
THE COOLY, YA KNOW. A COMPLAINT IS A COMPLAINT, YOU SIGNED IT, IT’S TRUE. IF
IT WAS 15 OVER YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT 15 OVER. HE SAID, WELL I JUST DON’T
WANT TO SCREW AROUND, THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. I MEAN SHE WAS
GUILTY, DAH, DAH, DAH. SHE TURNED AROUND AND SAID, WE HAVEN’T EVEN
GOTTEN TO THAT YOUR HONOR, THERE’S NO JURISDICTION, THIS IS WHERE WE’RE
AT, WE HAVE NO JURISDICTION. JUDGE SAYS, YOUR, RIGHT, ARE WE GOING TO GO
THROUGH WITH THIS NOW, COME ON TELL ME TRUTH. SHE SAID, YES I AM SIR I’M
GOING THROUGH ALL THE WAY. ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT, SHE SAID.
AND THE JUDGE GOES OKAY, NOW. WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SET A HEARING.
SHE SAID, AND I’D LIKE A FORMAL HEARING TOO SIR. AND HE SAID, OKAY. AND I’D
LIKE A TRIAL BY JURY, SIR BECAUSE THIS CONTROVERSY IS IN EXCESS OF TWENTY
DOLLARS PURSUANT THE FIFTH AMENDMENT I HAVE A RIGHT TO TRIAL BY JURY.
HE SAID, YEAH OKAY, OKAY. WE’LL SEND YOU A NOTICE, IT’S BEEN THREE AND
HALF WEEKS, WE GOT NO NOTICE, WE CALLED THEM EVERYDAY, THEY, DON’T EVEN
WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS CASE. THE ONLY REASON THEY SAID THAT. WAS SO
ALL THE POOR LITTLE PEOPLE IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM DIDN’T GET THE IDEA
THAT THEY COULD GET UP THERE AND DO THE SAME THING THIS LITTLE GAL DID.
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO CALL HER BACK BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE
JURISDICTION. THEY ARE NOT GOING TO CALL HER BACK, BECAUSE SHE IS GOING
TO BLOW THEIR DOORS OFF. NOW THAT’S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TEXTS AND
THE FASTEST. AND ONE OF THE LAST TIMES I DID IT, IT WAS BEFORE A
PRATICULARLY OBNOXIOUS JUDGE, AND HE BASICALLY SAID TO ME, “HOW MANY
TIMES HAVE YOU PULLED THIS?” AND I SAID, “YOU KNOW, YOUR, HONOR, I THINK
THIS WILL BE THE 12TH TIME.” HE SAID, “AH, GOING FOR A LUCKY THIRTEEN, HEY.”
“THIS IS VERY CLEAVER, BUT I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE YOUNG MAN,
DON’T EVER GET CAUGHT DOING NOTHING IN MY TOWN, GOT ME.” I SAID, SIR, I
NEVER DO ANYTHING I’M TRYING TO BE A REGULAR GENTLEMEN. HE SAID, WELL
YOU HAD BETTER NOT GET CAUGHT DOING NOTHING BECAUSE I WILL HAMMER
YOUR TAIL.” “DOES THAT MEAN THE CASE IS DISMISSED, YOUR, HONOR.” “THAT
MEANS THE CASE IS DISMISSED, YOU’RE OUT OF HERE”
NOW I’M TELLING YOU THIS WORKS AND IT WORKS REAL GOOD. NOW THE NEXT
EFFECTIVE STEP THAT YOU CAN DO IS YOU CAN TURN AROUND AND ASK THE JUDGE
IF HE IS A LICENSED ATTORNEY TO PRACTICE LAW, BECAUSE NONE OF THE JUGES
ARE LICENSED, TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. MICHIGAN CONSTITUTION SAYS UNDER
THE AJUDICATURE ACT THAT THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A LICENSE. THAT
THEY ARE REQUIRED TO BE LICENSED BY THE STATE OF MICHIGAN. THE STATE OF
MICHIGAN DOES NOT LICENSE ATTORNEYS, THE BAR ASSOCIATION LICENSES THEM.
THEY GET GIVE THEM A PINK T NUMBER AN YOU’RE A MEMBER OF THE BAR
ASSOCIATION, BUT IF YOU CALL UP THE BAR, THEY WILL TELL YOU THEY DON’T
GIVE ANYBODY A LICENSE. SEE MICHIGAN DOESN’T GIVE THEM A LICENSE, THE
BAR ASSOCIATION DOESN’T GIVE THEM A LICENSE, SO WHAT LICENSE COULD THEY
BE TALKING ABOUT?
A MICKEY MOUSE LICENSE, BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY ONE THAT IS LEFT. THE
STATE DOESN’T ISSUE ONE, THE BAR DOESN’T ISSUE ONE AND THE ONE THEY GOT
HANGING ON THE WALL IS NOT A LICENSE FROM THE STATE OF MICHIGAN. AND THE
CONSTITUTION OF THE STATE OF MICHIGAN SAYS ALL JUDGES WILL BE LICENSED
TO PRACTICE LAW BEFORE THE STATE. AND YOU ASK THEM, WHERE IS THE GUYS
LICENSE, AND HE DOESN’T HAVE ONE. THEN YOUR, HONOR IF IT PLEASE THE
COURT, IF YOU DON’T HAVE A LICENSE, I’M ASKING YOU TO RECUSE YOURSELF AND
GO AND GET A JUDGE THAT HAS A LICENSE.
NOW A LITTLE LADY, HER NAME IS VIRGINIA KRAFT, SHE IS THE ONE WHO
PERFECTED THIS ARGUMENT. SHE IS A GENIUS AT IT. SHE IS A LITTLE SPIT FIRE. IF
YOU EVER WATCH HER IN A COURT YOU ARE ACUTALLY GOING TO SEE A TREAT,
BECAUSE SHE IS REALLY SOMETHING ELSE. SHE HAS GOT CHARACTER, SHE
GRADUATED A FULL ATTORNEY FROM WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY, AND THEN SHE
REFUSED TO JOIN THE BAR BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T WANT TO COMPROMISE HER
RIGHTS WITH THEIR POLITICAL CHICANERY. AND SHE IS A FULL FLEDGED SERIOUS
BUSINESS LEGAL PERSON. AND TO HEAR HER WORK IN COURT IS ABSOLUTELY LIKE
HEARING STRATOVARIOUS WORK THE VIOLIN. SHE WALKS IN AND BLOWS THEIR
DOORS OFF. SHE HAS GOTTEN ABOUT THREE JUDGES NOW FOR THIS SAME THING,
SHE BLEW THE FIRST JUDGE OUT, SO THEN SET IN ANOTHER JUDGE, THEY MOVED
HER OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN, OVER IN BERKLEY, MICHIGAN, AND THEN
SHE WALKED IN AND BLEW THAT JUDGE OUT OF THE DOOR, SO THEN SENT HER TO
ANOTHER JUDGE, AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WENT BEFORE THE STATE
LICENSING COMMISSION AND NOW THEY HAVE HANDED IT UP TO THE JUDICIAL
PEOPLE OF THE STATE, TO TRY AND RESOLVE THE PROBLEM. THEY ARE GOING TO
END UP DROPPING IT. THE JUDGE DOESN’T HAVE A LICENSE.
NOW LET’S SUPPOSE THE JUDGE COULD PROVE HE HAS A LICENSE, WHICH HE
DOESN’T. “JUDGE, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, UNDER YOUR RETIREMENT FUND,
ISN’T IT A FACT THAT YOU GET A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THE RAKEOFF OF ALL
THE TICKETS THAT COME BEFORE YOUR BENCH? WELL, YEAH. AND ISN’T IT OUT
OF $40.00 DOLLARS THAT COMES ACROSS YOUR BENCH, YOU GET $18.75 CENTS?
WELL, YEAH. SO YOU HAVE A FINANCIAL INTEREST IN THIS MATTER, ISN’T THAT
CORRECT? WELL, YEAH. WELL ISN’T THAT A VIOLATION OF JUDICIAL CANNON
NUMBER SEVEN. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY FINANCIAL INTEREST IN
ANY MATTER THAT COMES BEFORE YOUR COURT. I’M GOING TO ASK YOU TO
RECUSE YOURSELF FOR BIAS, YOUR HONOR, MAY IT PLEASE, THE COURT. AND
EVERY SINGLE JUDGE HAS GOT IT. NOW DOES EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND HOW
MANY WAYS YOU CAN HAMMER THEM, JUST OUT OF THE CHUTE, WITHOUT EVEN
GETTING NASTY? THE JUDGE DOESN’T HAVE A LICENSE, THE JUDGE HAS A
PERSONAL INTEREST IN THE CASE FOR FINANCIAL REASONS. THERE IS NO
JURISDICTION HERE TO HEAR THE MATTER. AND I’LL TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET
ONCE YOU CHALLENGE JURISDICTION THE BURDEN FALLS ON THE PLAINTIFFS TO
PROVE JURISDICTION, AND HE CAN’T DO IT. IT CANNOT BE DONE, THERE ISN’T, ANY,
THERE IS NO JURISDICTION TO HEAR A TRAFFIC TICKET IN THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA. I KNOW YOU ARE SITTING BACK SAYING, OH, COME ON THEY’VE BEEN
GETTING US FOR YEARS. A TRAFFIC TICKET IS A WRIT OF ASSISTANCE OR A BILL
OF ATTAINDER. YOU LOOK IN YOUR CONSTITUTION AND YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT
BILLS OF ATTAINDER ARE AGINST THE CONSTITUTION. AND IT IS STATED AT LEAST
TWICE THAT I KNOW OF, ALL RIGHT. I’M TELLING YOU READ YOUR CONSTITUTION
THERE IS NO PLACE FOR A TRAFFIC TICKET. YOU CANNOT HAVE A WRIT OF
ASSISTANCE THAT HAS CIVIL EQUITY ARGUMENTS THAT TRANSMIT INTO LAW OF
PENALTIES. THEY CAN’T THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR A DEBT, BECAUSE, THAT IS A
DEBTORS PRISON, WE HAVE A CONSTITUTIONAL ARGUMENT AGAINST THAT ALSO.
SO HOW DO THEY DO IT, CAUSE THEY WANTS TO, AND BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW
ANY BETTER. THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT. OKAY.
WHAT IF THEY SAY IT’S A COURT OF EQUITY? ALL RIGHT, THAT IS A GOOD
QUESTION, I’M GLAD THAT YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION HERE. IF THEY SAY THEY
HAVE A COURT OF EQUITY, AND IT IS EQUITY, THEN YOU TURN TO THEM AND SAY,
“THANK YOU YOUR, HONOR, I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
WHO IS THE INJURED PARTY, AND WHERE THE CONTRACT IS. CAN YOU SHOW ME
THE CONTRACT. THERE IS NO CONTRACT UNLESS YOU DIDN’T SIGN YOUR LICENSE
WITH U.D. 1-207 WITHOUT PREJUDICE. WHERE IS THE CONTRACT, IT’S WHERE YOU
SIGN FOR THAT LICENSE. SO DON’T SIGN FOR THAT LICENSE UNLESS YOU PUT U.D.
1-207 WITHOUT PREJUDICE UNDER UCC 1-207. NOW THEY CAN’T PRODUCE THE
CONTRACT, AND IF THEY CAN PRODUCE THE CONTRACT YOU’VE EXERCISED YOUR
WAIVER UNDER THE CONTRACT NOT TO GIVE UP YOUR RIGHTS TO TRAVEL FREELY
AND UNENCUMBERED, RIGHT. AND LET ME ASK YOU THIS, CAN YOU ENTER INTO
AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL CONTRACT, NOT LAWFULLY. THE CONTRACT IS VOIDABLE
FOR NON LAWFUL PERFORMANCE. IT HAS TO BE A LAWFUL CONTRACT FOR YOU
TO ENTER INTO IT.
ALL RIGHT, THE NEXT THING WHO IS THE INJURED PARTY? WHO GOT INJURED?
SHOW ME JUDGE; THE PARKING METER OUT THERE? ANOTHER NEAT TRICK THAT I
LIKE TO DO ESPECIALLY IN SPEEDING TICKETS, IS I LIKE TO CONFRONT MY
ACCUSOR. I ALWAYS LIKE TO CALL THE BLACK BOX THAT ACCUSED ME OF
SPEEDING UP TO THE STAND. AND THE JUDGE ALWAYS GET’S UPSET. AND I TELL
HIM, “WELL YOUR, HONOR, I’VE BEEN ASKING THIS POLICEMAN HERE FOR THREE
HOURS, HOW THE BLACK BOX HE HAS BEEN PLAYING WITH WORKS. AND HE CAN’T
TELL ME. AND WE’VE BEEN THROUGH THE WHOLE STATIONARY MOBILE RADAR
MANUAL FROM TACOMA COUNTY LAW ENFOREMENT ACADAMEY AND I’VE ASKED
HIM EVERY QUESTION AND I DON’T KNOW HOW HE PASSED HIS SECOND CLASS
RADIO OPERATORS LICENSE, BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW THE DAMN THING
WORKS. HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SET UP THE TEST TO PROPERLY SET
THE THING, IN ALL ENVIRONMENTS. I SAID ON TOP OF THAT, HE IS NOT THE
WITNESS, HE IS NOTHING BUT A HEARSAY WITNESS, AND HIS TESTIMONY IS
INADMISSIBLE IN ANY COURT IN LAND, BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HAVE HEARSAY.” “HE
SAYS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?” HE DID NOT ACTUALLY ACCUSE
ME, THAT BLACK BOX, FLASHING IT LIGHTS ON AND LITTLE BEEPERS ACCUSED ME.
I SAID, NOW IF I HAD A LITTLE BALCK BOX IN HERE WITH LIGHTS ON AND MAKING
NOISE AND ACCUSING, AND SAYING HE DIDN’T SPEED, HE DIDN’T SPEED. WE KNOW
HOW FAR THAT WOULD GO, JUDGE, YOU WOULD THROW IT RIGHT OUT THAT
WINDOW. YOU LET THIS GUY BRING HIS IDIOT BLACK BOX IN WITH FLASHING
LIGHTS AND BEEPERS ON, AND BE PRESENTED, AND HIS THING IS EXACTLY BY THE
BOOK AND ADMISSIBLE IN COURT. HE CAN’T TELL ME HOW THE THING WORKS.
WE’VE BEEN TRYING FOR THREE ½ HOURS TO TEST HIM TO SEE IF HE KNOWS HOW
IT WORKS. HE COULDN’T PASS THAT TEST TO SAVE HIS LIFE, AND THE BOTTOM
LINE IS I STILL DON’T THINK THE DAMN THING WORKS, AND PERSONALLY I WANT TO
CALL IT TO THE STAND AND CONFRONT MY ACCUSOR. UNDER ARTICLE I SECTION
13 PARAGRAPH 5, I’VE GOT THE RIGHT TO CONFRONT MY ACCUSOR AND I’D LIKE TO
CONFRONT MY ACCUSOR, AND I’M SERVING A SUBPEONA, A SUBPEONA DUCUS
TEACUM AND THAT MEANS BRING YOUR BOOKS AND RECORDS TOO.” HE SAYS,
“THAT’S PRETTY CLEVER.” AND I SAID NOW, ADMIT YOUR HONOR, HE IS ARGUING
APPLES AND ORANGES, AND I’VE GOT A SPEEDOMETER IN MY CAR AND IT MIGHT BE
PLUS OR MINUS 12 MILES AN HOUR ON A FACTORY MADE ONE. I HAND MADE ONE IS
PLUSE OR MINUS 6 MILES AN HOUR. AND I SAID, MINE HAS GOT A LITTLE NEEDLE
ON IT AND IT WORKS OFF A LITTLE CABLE THAT GOES INTO THE TRANSMISSION AND
IT RUNS OFF A LITTLE GEAR. IT DOESN’T HAVE FOUR DECIMAL PLACES AND IT
DOESN’T DO SPACE LOGIC AND ALL THAT OTHER STUFF, AND SHOOT OUT A MILE
AND TELL ME HOW FAST THE TELEPHONE POLLS ARE GOING BYE AND BYE. HE HAS
GOT THIS HANDY DANDY GAGET IN HIS CAR THAT IS MEASURING SPEED ON WAY
AND I’VE GOT THIS ONE THAT’S MEASURING SPEED MY WAY. BECAUSE HOW CAN I
BE GUILTY AT THE SPEED HE IS TALKING ABOUT, BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE ONE OF
THEM IN MY CAR. SEE THE APPLES AND THE ORANGES HERE, JUDGE? IT’S NOT
REALLY A FAIR TEST IS IT? HE GOES, ‘THAT IS A PRETTY GOOD ARGUMENT YOU
HAVE GOT THERE.’ HE SAYS ‘I’LL TELL YOU WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO, YOU’VE
COST MY COURT ENOUGH FOR TODAY AND WE’RE GOING TO DISMISS THE CASE,
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?” “FINE BY ME, YOUR, HONOR, BUT BEFORE WE DO,
I HAVE ONE MORE BITCH, YOUR, HONOR.” “BITCH, WHAT IS THAT?” SEE THAT
POLICE OFFICER THERE, I HAVE A GREAT DEAL OF RESPECT FOR THAT POLICE
OFFICER, AND I DON’T LIKE TO SEE THAT POLICE OFFICER GET INJURED IN ANY
CAPACITY. I PERSONALLY FEEL THAT, THAT OFFICER SITTING IN A CAR ALL DAY
EVERY DAY GETTING HIT WITH HIGH MICROWAVE ENERGY IS AN INSULT TO THAT
POLICE OFFICERS LIFE, TO HIS FAMILY. I PERSONALLY FEEL FOR THAT POLICE
OFFICER, I WONDER WHY THESE GUYS ARE SO IRRITABLE. AND WHY THEY DON’T
WANT TO EAT NO FOOD AND THEY DON’T WANT TO JUMP THE OLD LADY WHEN
THEY GO HOME. AND I SAID I UNDER STAND WHY BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING
BOMBARDED BY THIS HIGH ENERGY MICROWAVE. AND I SAID, SOME OF THEM ARE
GETTING CANCER, AND I THINK THIS IS AN ATROCITY, AND I DON’T THINK THAT THAT
OFFICER SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO SIT IN THAT CAR ALL DAY AND BE BOMBARDED
BY THAT HIGH ENERGY MICROWAVE ENERGY, WHICH COULD CAUSE HIM TO GET
TESTICULAR CANCER AND ALL OTHER KINDS OF PROBLEMS WITH HIS LIFE AND
JUST SO THE CITY CAN MAKE BUCKS OFF OF THESE TICKETS. IT’S JUST AN
ATROCITY. “HE SAID, YOU DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT POLICEMAN, THAT’S MY
JOB.” I SAID, “SIR, I WORRY ABOUT HIM HE WORKS FOR ME. I WORRY ABOUT HIM.
NOW I HAVE PERSONALLY RUN TESTS ON THIS THING, WHERE WE TOOK A
MICROWAVE LEAK DECTOR RIGHT FROM RADIO SHACK THAT YOU USE TO TEST
YOUR MICORWAVE RANGE AT HOME. AND I SAID WE WENT OVER BY THE CAR, HE
FLIPPED THE SWITCH ON AND THING WENT IN THE RED, AND SO I KNOW THOSE
GUYS ARE GETTING BOMBARDED BY HIGH MICROWAVE ENERGY. AND I KNOW IF I
HAD A MICROWAVE ENERGY OVEN AT HOME THAT WAS LEAKING THAT BAD, IT
WOULD GO IN THE TRASH. DO YOU UNDERSTAND BECAUSE OF THE HIGH ENERGY
MICROWAVE ENERGY GIVEN OFF BY THE THING. NOW YOU ASK THE POLICE
OFFICER HERE, MY FRIEND IN THE COMMUNITY THAT IS GOING TO PROTECT ME, TO
PUT A RISK OF CANCER AND SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON HIS BODY, I THINK THAT IS
ABSOLUTLEY UNAMERICAN AND I’M PROTESTING.” HE SAID “WELL I’LL TAKE IT
UNDER CONSIDERATION.” AND HE SAID “AND I THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN
FOR OUR POLICE OFFICERS.” AND I SAID “THAT’S ALL RIGHT YOUR HONOR, I’M
JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD CITIZEN.” AS WE WALKED OUT OF THAT COURT ROOM,
THE COP WALKED UP BESIDE ME AND SAID, I AIN’T NEVER GOING TO TURN THAT
DAMN THING ON AGAIN. WHAT ARE YOU BETTING THAT THIS ARGUMENT DIDN’T GO
EVERYWHERE. NOW THAT IS PSYCOLOGICAL WARFARE, FOLKS AND THAT IS HOW IT
WORKS. AND I WAS RIGHT, AND I WAS HONESTLY TRYING TO HELP HIM. BUT HE
TOLD ME HE AIN’T NEVER GOING TO TURN THAT THING ON AGAIN. NOW THIS
HAPPENED ABOUT 1985, NOW THEY HAVE BEEN PUBLISHING IN THE NEWS, YOU
HEAR THEM TELL HOW ALL OF THESE COPS ARE COMING UP WITH CANCER AND ALL
KIND OF VARIOUS THINGS, WELL THIS IS WHY FOLKS, BECAUSE THEY ARE BING
BOMBARDED BY THESE HIGH ENERGY RADAR GUNS. IF I WAS A POLICEMAN, I
WOULDN’T TURN THAT THING ON FOR NOTHING. I’D COOK THE WARE ON THE THING.
I’M NOT TURNING IT ON WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT. I’LL WRITE A TICKET, I’LL
LOOK AT THE SPEEDOMETER AND I’LL SEE HOW FAST THE GUY IS GOING. AND IF HE
IS GOING FAST I’LL GIVE HIM A TICKET. BUT I’M NOT TURNING THAT THING ON JUST
SO I CAN HAVE MY HAIR FALL OUT AND GET A CHEMOTHERAPY TREATMENT. I DON’T
NEED THAT KIND OF STUFF, DO YOU UNDERSTAND. I TOLD THE JUDGE, DO YOU
HAVE ANY KIND OF IDEA WHAT KIND OF POWER IS COMING OFF THE END OF THAT
ANTENNE AT THE END OF THAT GUN. I SAID, FOR EVERY INCH THAT IT GOES PAST
THE WINDSHIELD, THE POWER CURVE IS SQUARING ITSELF. NOW IT IS REACHING
OUT A QUARTER OF A MILE. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF IDEA HOW MUCH POWER IS
COMING OFF THE END OF THAT ANTENNA? I SAID THAT POOR GUY IS BEING
BOMBARDED WITH HIGH ENERGY MICROWAVE ENERGY. I DON’T THINK IT IS RIGHT.
SO ANYWAY IT GOT DISMISSED AND PHYSCOLOGICAL WARFARE WORKED AND MOST
OF THE COPS IN MY AREA DON’T EVEN HAVE THAT THING ON ANY MORE BECAUSE I
NOTICE WHEN YOU GO BY THEM MY RADAR DETECTOR DOESN’T EVEN GO OFF. SO I
KNOW THAT IT’S AFFECTIVE. NOW THAT IS PHSCOLOGICAL WARFARE, IT’S A
COMBINATION OF HONESTY AND BASICALLY I DO CARE ABOUT THE POLICE
OFFICERS, I DON’T WANT THEM BOMBARDED. THERE ARE GOOG POLICE OFFICERS
OUT THERE. THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO WORK AND HAVE A SAFE JOB JUST LIKE
ANYONE ELSE. ANY MORE THAN I WAS WHEN THEY DUMPED AGENT ORANGE ON US
WHEN I WAS IN VIET NAM. I MEAN IT IS ILLOGICAL, OKAY.
NOW THE BOTTOM LINE IS, THERE ARE, A LOT OF THINGS GOING ON OUT HERE, AND
YOU HAVE TO BE COGNIZANT OF WHAT IS GOING ON. AND YOU HAVE TO BE
COGNIZANT OF YOUR RIGHTS. AND YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO TAKE THE
NECESSASRY AND APPROPRIATE ACTION. AND YOU CAN HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT. I
LIKE, AN ELDER GENTLEMEN WHO WAS ONE OF MY MENTORS, USED TO SMILE AND
HE SAYS, “IF YOU’RE NOT HAVING FUN, YOU’RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT.” I’LL, SUBMIT A
BRIEF, AND SEND IT TO HIM AND HE WILL TELL ME ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE
WRONG WITH IT, AND I’LL FIX IT, AND I’LL SEND IT RIGHT BACK TO HIM, AND I’LL ADD A
FEW MORE THINGS IN THERE, AND THEN HE WILL GET ALL MAD THAT I FIXED IT, AND
THEN HE’LL SEND ME BACK A THING AND TELL ME HE DOESN’T AGREE WITH IT AND
I’LL SEND HIM BACK AN ANSWER TELLING HIM THAT’S TOO BAD. NOW YOU CAN HAVE
A LOT OF FUN DOING THIS
ANOTHER NEAT THING YOU CAN DO IS GO DOWN AND SIT IN COURTS. I HIGHLY
RECOMMEND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WHO DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO IN AN
AFTERNOON, RETIEREES ESPECIALLY, GET YOUR BEST GAL, OR YOUR, BEST FRIEND,
TAKE TWO OF YOU SAFETY IN NUMBERS. DRESSED IN YOUR BEST SUIT AND TIE, OR
BEST SKIRT AND WHAT HAVE YOU; GO DOWN AND SIT IN COURT AND TAKE A LEGAL
PAD, JUST TWO OF YOU. AND SIT THERE FOR THE DAY, AND YOU WANT TO SIT IN
THE LEFT REAR SIDE, THE LAST PEW IN THE LEFT REAR SIDE. AND JUST SIT THERE
AND DO NOT SMILE. THEY’LL THINK YOU ARE FROM THE JUDICIAL TENURE
COMMISSION. YOU OUGHT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS IT IS GREAT. EVERYBODY GETS
READ THEIR RIGHTS, EVERYBODY GETS TREATED LIKE A HUMAN PREACHER, IT IS
ABSOLUTLEY UPLIFTING. THE JUDGE WILL STOP YOU AND ASK YOU, WE’RE NOT
HERE FOR ANYTHING SERIOUS TODAY ARE WE? AND I’LL SAY, NO, SIR, YOUR,
HONOR. I JUST CASUALLY OBSERVING. HE GOES, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, WHY
ARE WE HERE TODAY? HONEST SIR WE WERE HERE IN THE AREA, WE HEARD THAT
YOU ARE A REAL GOOD JUDGE, AND WE WANTED TO SEE YOU IN ACTION. MY
ASSOCIATE AND I WAS DRIVING IN THE AREA, AND WE WANTED TO STOP BY AND
SEE. AND HE SAID THAT FISH SMELLS AWFUL LOOSLEY WRAPPED TO ME. NOW YOU
TELL ME WHY YOU ARE HERE RIGHT NOW. HONEST TO GOD SIR WE WER JUST
CASUALLY OBSERVING. OKAY, ALL LAWYERS IN MY CHAMBERS. SHUTS THE COURT
DOWN, GOES IN HIS CHAMBERS. THEY START TRYING CASES IN THE CHAMBERS,
AND THEY ARE STARTING THEM IN THE HALL WAY AND THEN THEY USED THE
CLERKS OFFICE AT THE OTHER END OF THE HALL. THEN THEY COME BACK AND THE
LITTLE GAL FROM THE PROSECUTOR SAYS, WHAT IS WITH THE NERD PATROL. THE
JUDGE GAVE HER A LITTLE LOOK THAT WOULD KILL. DON’T YOU DO IT TODAY,
HONEY. YOU, KEEP THAT MOUTH ZIPPED. THESE GUYS ARE FROM THE TENURE
COMMISSION. WE DON’T WANT NO PROBLEMS WITH THE STATE. YOU BUTTON
THAT HATCH. I MEAN YOU CAN HAVE A LOT OF FUN. MY ASSOCIATE WAS JUST
ABSOLUTELY ALMOST IN TEARS, HE COULDN’T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE ANY LONGER,
AND I SAID ALL RIGHT WE ARE LEAVING. WE GOT OUT, HE LAUGHED ALL THE WAY
DOWN TO THE CAR, HE LAUGHED ALL THE WAY ROCHESTER ROAD TO THE EXPRESS
WAY. HE SAID, THAT IS THE MOST FUN I’VE HAD IN MY LIFE, JUST SITTING HERE THAT
DAY. AND EVERYBODY WAS GETTING OFF. GUYS WERE GETTING SENTENCES
CANCELLED. GUYS WERE GETTING OUT OF JAIL. ONE GUY HAD $2500 DOLLARS
WORTH OF FINES AND IT GOT REDUCED TO TO A $124.00 AND FIVE DAYS SERVED.
THERE WAS ONE WITH $240.00 DOLLARS AND TEN DAYS IN JAIL, BUT THE JUDGE
TURNED TO ME AND WINKED, AND SAID I CAN’T THROW HIM IN JAIL FOR CIVIL
INFRACTION. I KNEW THAT. SO THIS IS THE LAST OFFER I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU
YOUNG MAN ITS GOING TO BE $124.00 AND FIVE DAYS SERVED. DOES THAT SOUND
GOOD TO YOU? THE LAWYER TURNED TO HIM AND SAID YOU BETTER TAKE THIS,
THIS IS THE BEST DEAL YOU ARE GOING TO GET.
SO I’M TELLING YOU, YOU CAN BE EFFECTIVE AS CITIZENS. YOU CAN GET ON THE
RADIO YOU CAN CALL UP, WE HAVE HERE, MARK SCOTT ON THE RADIO AND WE
HAVE SEVERAL PEOPLE, MIKE REAGAN. THERE ARE AT LEAST TEN TOP PEOPLE.
JOE MAXWELL IS ON THERE. AND THERE IS A NEWMAN FELLOW DAVE NEWMAN.
WHEN YOU GET ON THE RADIO AND YOU HEAR THEM BRING UP THE
CONSTITUTIONAL ISSUES YOU POP OFF YOU SOUND OFF, YOU TELL THEM HEY, THIS
IS AMERICA, THE LAST TIME I HEARD, WE’VE GOT AN AMERICAN FLAG ON THE POLE
OUT THERE. LAST TIME I HEARD WE GOT A CONSTITUTION AND BY GOD WE’RE
GOING TO KEEP IT FOREVER. ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
NOW, THERE IS A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS, WE’RE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK
HERE AND WE ARE GOING TO COME BACK AND GOING TO FINISH OFF WITH SOME
REAL HARD CORE STUFF FOR ADVANCE STUDENTS. SO COME ON BACK WE’VE GOT
SOME MORE STUFF FOR YOUI, JUST LIKE THE OLD SQUIRREL SAID. BE RIGHT BACK.
END OF TAPE 2. HOPE WE CAN GET MORE OF HIS INFORMATION FOLKS. AND I HOPE
YOU ENJOY THE TRANSCRIPT AND CAN PICK IT APART AND ADOPT IT TO ANY CASE
THAT MAY COME YOUR WAY. THE CONSTITUTION IS ALIVE AND WELL, AND LET’S USE
IT WISELY.