Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo

ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...

An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota

Arguing whos the Best

Elephant:
I help move heavy loads

Cow:
I give milk
.
.
.
.

kuchh bol yar

Its ur turn now!

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.

Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

U r miles
away from me.
Still im
watching ur everymovements by 3different
channels
1.Discovery
2.National Geographic
3.Animal Planet

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re... ?" Shopkeeper : voh
phutva nahi saheb" Woh to Seesa hai...!

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha
Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna "Husband" Bhi saath Layegi!!...

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso
tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.

Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai

Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab...
Khaayi bhi to 'HARI MIRCHI' hai!

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati

are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai

Zid apni naa chodi par,

pyar bhara dil tod diya.
kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,
tune sms karna chod diya.

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,

Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Notes ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,

Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,

Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..

Gaur farmaaiga..
hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge,
phir.... rickshaw kar lenge

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain

bary duaon ke bhaad paya hai tumhain
aasani se nahin melay ho tum
international ZOO se chuarya hai tumhain