10 Marwari

how did u keep 10 marwari in maruti 800

just throw 100 rupee note inside [/color]

aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!

Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga

Soowar ke bachhe !

Ullo ke patthe!

kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

sab kitne chote-chote,

piare-piare hote haina.

Boyfriends are like panipuri,

Tastes good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy,eaten frquently.

Husbands r like Dal RICE,

eaten whn there is no choise.....

1) Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar,bin tere
hum jee na payenge,tum na hoge to hum
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ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE.

2) Ab itni rat ko apun apko kisi baba ka satsng sunane k liy msg nai kia
Comnsense ki bat hai ki apko gud nite bolne ka tha.Chalo ludak jao..Good
Night...

3) Santa bought new radio & took it 2 toilet.Wen came out banta askd:hw ws
it?Santa:yaar romantic songs chal rahe the bade maje se potty ki. Then banta
took
radio 2 toilet & when came out santa askd:kaisi rahi? Maja aaya? Banta:kaisa
maja!Salo ne jan-gan-man laga diya,sari ki sari khare ho k karni padi.

4) Ashwarya-Main tere liye sab c*** dungi,Abhishek-ma bap,Ash-han,Abhi-bhai

behen,Ash-han,Abhi-films,Ash-han,Abhishek-Aur VIKASH ko bhi?Ash-Apni aukat me
reho.

5) Blockbuster film- SINGUR NIYE KHELA. Action hero- BUDDHADEB. Dustumisti

nayika- MAMATA. Athithi silpi- MEDHA PATEKAR. Producer- RATAN TATA. Kritagyata
sikar-WB.

6) Puri botal na sahi,ek jaam to ho jaye,milna na sahi dua salam to ho

jaye,jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe jukam to ho
jaye..Wah...Wah
wah..Ab
7) PYAR VYAR to 1 bahana hai.. Ankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai.. Yehi
style hai sab ASHIQON ka kya kare yar RAJ KAPOOR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana
hai.

A Rose Rs.7

A Card Rs.25,

A Lunch Rs.200,

Movie Rs.150

But a friend like u

is"Priceless"...

Zyada udo mat...

Priceless bole to "FOKAT"!

9) u stole my memories i excused !u stole my peace i excused !u stole my smile i

excused u!bt this is 2 much! mere doggie ka biscuit vapis karo

10)
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This house is gift 4 u. So plz go inside and sleep well. Aur haan aaj se road
pe sona bandh!!