"Eu pup poala popii, popa pupa poala mea" ase sai n ase saci, ase saci in ase

sai. "Pili-as cu pila lunga, pila-n punga, punga-n pila" "Triedru tridreptunghic" "Agatati-ai poamele calului de poalele podului" Fata fostului functionar fanica face fasole frecata fara foc fiinda focul face fum Un caricaturist caricaturizat a caricaturizat o caricatura caricaturizata. stanca sta-n castan ca stan fofi fondofirli, forofifo - fenderli i fifoi fondofirloi, forofifo fenderloi De gospodarit ma gospodaresc, dar de desgospodarit nu ma pot desgospodari pentru ca desgospodarirea este paguboasa. Piatra crap capra, capra crap piatra Bucur-te cum s-a bucurat Bucuroaia de bucuria lui Bucurel cnd s-a ntors bucuros de la Bucureti. Ciritei de tei pe mirite de mei. Saiul st pe asiu i uotete. Prin Vulturi vntul viu vuia Sase sute saizeci si sase de sasi in sase sute saizeci si sase de saci. apte sape late jos i-alte aptezeci i apte de sape late-n spate. Doisprezece cocostrci pe casa lui Koglniceanu. Oaia aia e a ei, eu i-o iau ei Pe cap un capac, pe capac un ac. E pestri prepelia pestri, dar mai pestrii sunt puii prepeliei pestrie. O bab blan mnnc o banan baban. Sor Sar, n-ai srit asar s vezi carnea cum se sar? O mierlitza fuflenditza fuflendi-fuflendaritza nu poate sa fuflendeasca fuflendifluflendareasaca pe mierloiul fuflendoiul fuflendi-fluflendaroiul. Dar mierloiul fuflendoiul fuflendi-fluflendaroiul poate ca sa fuflendeasca fuflendi-fluflendareasaca pe mierlitza fuflenditza fuflendi-fuflendaritza.

1. Un vultur st pe pisc cu un pix n plisc. 2. Cup cu capac, capac cu cup. 3. Un cocostrc s-a dus la descocostrcrie, unde se descocostrcreau i ali cocostrci nedescocostrcrii, ca s se descocostrcreasc de cocostrcria lui. 4. Unui tmplar i s-a-ntmplat o ntmplare. Alt tmplar, auzind de ntmplarea tmplarului de la tmplrie a venit i s-a lovit cu tmpla de tmplria tmplarului cu ntmplarea. 5. Pn cnd a crmidrit crmidarul pe crmidri, a crmidrit crmidria pe crmidar. 6. Balaban Blbnescu blbiete blbituri blbite pe negndite. 7.Domnule Director, Doamna Dida Drgan dorete dou dude din dudul dumneavoastr de dincolo de drum. 8. Cosaul Saa cnd cosete, ct ase sai sasul cosete. i-s sus i-n jos de casa sa, cosete sasul i-n osea. i ase case Saa-i stie. - Ce ans! Saa-i spuse siei Cele sapte muze Cu priviri de zuze Scriu ca sa se amuze Versuri andaluze ! Sase calauze ncearc s-acuze Cinci femei lehuze Ca ar fi farfuze. Cinci fine meduze, geometrii confuze, Cu unghiuri obtuze Si ipotenuze ! Patru buburuze, Roii archebuze, Bzie ursuze Zburnd pe peluze ! Trei babe mofluze Fara dinti si buze Trag turte pe spuze. Fara sa se scuze Dou autobuze Lovite de-obuze Au lumini difuze, Si defect la diuze Una din ecluze La usi cu mezuze Lupta cu taluze Punandu-si ventuze. Capra neagra-n piatra calca, Cum o calca-n patru crapa! Crape capu caprii-n patru Cum a crapat piatra-n patru! Capra neagra calca-n clinci,

Crape capu caprii-n cinci Cum a calcat capra-n clinci. Capra paste langa casa Capu caprii crape-n sase! Capra noastra n-are lapte Crapa-i-ar coarnele-n sapte! Capra-n piatra a calcat Piatra-n patru a crapat, Povestea s-a terminat!

Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch? Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch? Three swiss witch-bitches, who wish to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches.Which swiss witch-bitch who wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch? "If a shipshape shipshop stocks six shishape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shopsoiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?" "A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more" "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?" "Betty bought some butter, 'but' she said, 'this butter's bitter' and a bit of better butter would make a better butter. So she bought a bit of butter better than the bitter butter and it made her butter better, so it was that Betty bought a bit of better butter" "Three tree toads tied together tried to trot to town" "Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with barest wrists and stoutest boasts, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts" "Two witches had two watches. Which watch did which witch watch?" "A tutor who tooted a flute tried to teach two teachers to toot. Said the two to the tutor 'is it harder to toot or tutor two tutors to toot?'" "Sheila uttered a sharp shrill shriek and shrunked from the shrivelled form that slumbered in the shadows" "I slit the sheets. The sheets I slit are on the slitted sheets I slit." Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit? A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back. I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw. A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?" Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more. How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood? Fischer Fritz fischt frische Fische. Frische Fische fischt Fischer Fritz.