SHOW ME HOW

show me how to

1 use this book

make
arts
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 hang a tire swing press pretty flowers decorate eggs shape clay beads string clay beads mold clay animals invent clay oddities sew a spooky voodoo doll use my voodoo doll ward off evil with a gris-gris stencil stealthily write with invisible ink carve a hollow book assemble a super slingshot fold a sixteen-point star construct an origami box craft a paper penguin silk-screen an awesome design bind an accordion-style book make a compact disc-o ball shape a retro record bowl build a pvc-pipe didgeridoo craft a playing-card wallet create a chain-mail bikini make a foam sword tell time with a potato clock 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 power a spinning machine fit out a foxhole radio rig an eclipse-viewing apparatus build an erupting volcano set up a tropical terrarium weave a friendship bracelet blow a humongous bubble twist a balloon dog grow rock candy create a festive piata carve a potato stamp build a blizzardy snowglobe wrap a merry wreath craft a scented pomander make a tin-can luminary dye a batik tablecloth read batik patterns make tie-dyed stripes tie-dye a groovy spiral cast on do a knit stitch purl perfectly do basic embroidery stitch native bead designs measure my feet for moccasins sew suede moccasins

crafts

science projects

eat
kitchen tips
54 55 56 57 open a pomegranate dice a mango pit an avocado crack a coconut 58 59 60 61 cut a pineapple boil an egg speed-peel a hard-boiled egg fry eggs

62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81

poach eggs roll a taqueria-style burrito fry tortilla chips prepare guacamole dice a chile pepper make pico de gallo make a tomato flower carve a radish rose mince ginger peel a bell pepper trim an artichoke derust a cast-iron pan make a nonstick rolling pin sharpen and polish a knife know how long food keeps use chopsticks wrap temaki sushi roll maki sushi clean a lobster peel and devein a shrimp

82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101

crack a dungeness crab shuck an oyster identify beef cuts recognize pork cuts twist tasty sausage links stack a mean burger cook a sizzling steak grill a beer-can chicken roast a turkey carve a turkey make classic fried chicken make simmering pan gravy pair pasta with sauce roll pasta dough cut fettucine fold tortellini fold a galette shape a baguette braid challah bread weave a lattice-top pie

cooking

baking

drink
102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 serve and pair champagne serve and pair pinot grigio serve and pair chardonnay serve and pair pinot noir serve and pair merlot serve and pair cabernet sauvignon open a bottle of wine remove cork bits from wine evaluate a wine dazzle with sabrage uncork a champagne bottle ritually prepare absinthe layer a pousse-caf mix refreshing sangria rim a glass with sugar or salt mix drinks with a boston shaker concoct delicious cocktails 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 use a muddler mix a classic martini shake up martini variations brew tea fit for a queen make russian tea in a samovar prepare tibetan yak-butter tea serve thai iced tea understand espresso drink ratios pick a caffeinated drink use a french press pull a perfect espresso pour a latte leaf open a beer with another beer open a beer with a lighter serve beer in the right glass pour a proper pint chug from a boot

cocktails

coffee and tea

wine

clothing
136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161

style

XD

:-D

hair

makeup

understand mens fabric patterns pick a suit for each season look dapper in a suit give my shoes a shine identify mens facial hair styles get a clean shave weave a french braid twist a sophisticated chignon tease up a beehive fashion fabulous fingerwaves create yarn hair extensions spike up a mohawk braid cornrows dread my do turn myself into a zombie stir up fake blood fake an exposed bone create an oozing fake wound become a glittery fairy transform into an alien add decades to my age thread my eyebrows apply and remove false eyelashes shade sexy, smoky eyes apply lipstick like a pro brush on blush

:P

:]

162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186

wear a kimono decode kimono styles apply traditional geisha makeup give myself a perfect manicure pamper my feet with a pedicure cleanse my skin treat myself to a home facial exfoliate properly maintain my skins youthful glow select a ladies shirt style pick a pair of pants identify dress and skirt shapes avoid being a fashion dont rock the chelsea knot tie a bowtie tie a traditional windsor knot lace my shoes with flair tie a retro kelly scarf repair ripped jeans hem a pair of jeans sew on a new button make a no-sew denim skirt remove stains wash a sweater by hand iron a button-down shirt

<:O)

%*}

B-)

>:]

:-) :-S :-| >;-(

flirting

dating

=) =( |-O (:-& :-*) &:-8-o-<

:')

</3

:- [

:'-(

:-x

:-/ 8-| ;;) >O

=O

:-O

0:-)

!-(

~ :-( }:-]

>:-O

>:-(

>:E

love

=|

:-**

:-r

:-*

:9

;) :-K =L

187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194

read my dates body language flirt the night away find my zodiac love match find my chinese zodiac match get out of a car in a miniskirt sneak my arm around my date tie a cherry stem in my mouth intrigue with a game of footsie

195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202

give my sweetie a foot rub spoon without arm discomfort waltz through the night jive with my partner dance a steamy tango sizzle with some salsa moves flirt with emoticons flirt with verticons

(:-{)

:-&

`:-)

:3

(:-D

=X

8-}

<3

203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210

lace a sexy corset tie the texas rope handcuff have a memorable first kiss connect with couples yoga read my dates love line read my dates head line read my dates life line select a gemstone cut

211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218

apply traditional bridal henna make a henna pattern identify henna symbols wrap an elegant bouquet make a boutonniere improvise a paper wedding ring tend to a drunk wedding guest fill my home with romance

wedding

nest
219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 smarten up about color theory choose a palette for my home hang wallpaper seamlessly remove old wallpaper strip peeling paint fix a dented baseboard fix a hole in drywall prep and paint a room paint decorative stripes dab a sponge-paint texture fit together a dovetail joint hang a basic shelf build a space-saving loft bed create a covered headboard make the perfect bed fold flawless hospital corners fold a fitted sheet house fish in my old computer weave an inner-tube chair seat craft a plastic-bag throw rug install a dimmer switch boost my wi-fi with a strainer 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 make a lamp out of anything unclog a toilet retrieve a valuable from a drain repair a leaky showerhead troubleshoot a running toilet tidy up on a daily basis clean up every week do seasonal household tasks clean the natural way organize using feng shui cleanse my home by smudging protect with a brigids cross learn curtain basics explore curtain variations sew simple curtains bake adobe bricks build an adobe wall construct a bamboo fence tie together a bamboo fence create the ultimate tree house make my tree house extra cool

home decor

plumbing

electricity

grow
262 grow an avocado tree 263 repot a houseplant 264 repot a rootbound plant 265 plant a bare-root tree

plants

pets

parenting

266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288

graft a citrus tree prune a rosebush plant bulbs at the right depths transplant seedlings grow from plant clippings create a japanese zen garden design a french parterre garden plant an edible garden foster a succulent garden repel backyard pests attract friendly critters make a suet snack for birds set up a beekeeping station build an ant farm milk a goat bottle-feed a lamb groom a horse feed a chilean-rose tarantula determine a box turtles gender give a parrot a bath build a koi pond hug a hedgehog pick up a rabbit

289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311

brush a pups teeth read a dogs body language greet a new dog feed a pooch a pill collar my dog correctly decipher a cats body language deflea herbally befriend a scared kitty feed a cat a pill clip a cats claws bathe a baby cook up yummy baby food hang a high-contrast mobile pack a well-stocked diaper bag swaddle a wee one burp a baby massage a colicky baby diaper a tiny tot teach a kid to ride a bike banish imaginary monsters remove gum from a childs hair convince a child to eat veggies serve a banana-octopus snack

thrive
312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 select the right golf club perfect my swing navigate a golf course throw a four-seam fastball nail a free throw deliver a killer tennis serve pitch in ptanque assume the basic 4-4-2 score a goal with a 4-3-3 win the midfield with a 3-5-2 go on the defensive with a 4-5-1 understand soccer penalties head a soccer ball defend a soccer goal understand my vitamins 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 pick a calorie-burning activity visualize serving sizes heal with acupressure points make my desk ergonomic soothe a first-degree burn stop a nosebleed treat a beesting pull out a splinter remove an object from my eye pack a first-aid kit stop bleeding bandage a nasty wound tie a tourniquet perform cpr save a choking victim

sports

wellness

342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354

splint a lower-leg injury wrap a sling deliver a baby in a taxi perform a breast self-exam breast-feed an infant save a choking baby meditate for inner peace relax in a finnish sauna pamper with a hot-stone massage heal with reiki do a simple tai chi move strike a basic yoga pose train to run long distance

355 356 357 358 359 360 361 362 363 364 365 366 367

stretch before a workout strengthen and tone my core firm up my lower body exercise my upper body do the front crawl paddle the backstroke swim the breaststroke dive like an olympian recover from falling in skis ski down a slope shred downhill on a snowboard carry my skis climb a ski slope with my gear

first aid

go
368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390 391 choose my perfect destination know the time everywhere fold her clothes for travel fold his clothes for travel choose the best airplane seat stay limber on an airplane combat jet lag identify toilets everywhere find the ladies room find the mens room use a squat toilet freshen up with a bidet play korean gonggi indulge in a hookah ritual hang out in a hammock share authentic yerba mate patch a blown-out bike tire fix a flat bike tire with money use bike hand signals for safety shimmy up a rock chimney rappel down a sheer rock face leap from a cliff right a capsized kayak clear water from a scuba mask 392 393 394 395 396 397 398 399 400 401 402 403 404 405 406 407 408 409 410 411 412 413 414 415 understand the parts of a boat decipher crucial nautical flags triumph over seasickness tie basic sailing knots stand up on a surfboard do a killer duck dive rip some gnarly surf maneuvers jump-start my cars battery fix my cars flat tire bait and cast my fishing hook build a roaring campfire toast grilled cheese on a stick make a delicious smore open wine without a wine key mount an elephant mount a camel mount a horse compose a memorable photo take a steady shot create professional effects parade in rios carnaval drench myself in holis color run with the bulls in pamplona create a day of the dead altar

travel

culture

leisure

navigation
416 417 418 419 420 421 422 423 424 425 426 427 428 429 430 431 432 433 434 435

survive
orient myself by the north star make a sun compass navigate using my watch improvise a magnetic compass orient with the southern cross estimate remaining daylight assemble a debris hut set up a shade shelter lash together a swamp bed dig a snow cave catch a fish bare-handed rig a soda-bottle fish trap fire-roast a tarantula snare a hare prepare tasty snake meat treat a snakebite keep mosquitoes at bay navigate the jungle evade a panther attack walk the mean streets safely 436 437 438 439 440 441 442 443 444 445 446 447 448 449 450 451 452 453 454 throw an effective punch escape from a choke hold break out of a bear hug clamber out of an ice hole catch a fish in a frozen lake save a hypothermia victim treat a case of frostbite test plants for edibility walk safely in a swamp light a fire with a soda can get out of quicksand wrestle an alligator use my pants to stay afloat prevail with the dead mans float understand morse code survive a shipwreck fend off a shark create water in the desert signal an airplane

self defense

wilderness

wow
455 456 457 458 459 460 461 462 463 464 465 466 467 tie a lariat with a honda knot lasso a calf do the texas skip rip a phone book in half shoot a stealthy spitball spin a basketball on my finger skip a stone across water walk the dog do the worm moonwalk in style dance like a robot play chopsticks lay down twelve-bar blues 468 469 470 471 472 473 474 475 476 477 478 479 480 read music rock out on the musical saw tie a cigarette in a knot guzzle from a beer hat win bar bets with the coin drop perform an awesome keg stand vanquish a case of hiccups harness the cloudbusters power trick radar with a fake ufo make crop circles prepare a tea-leaf reading predict the timing of life events find symbols in tea leaves

tricks

481 482 483 484 485 486 487 488 489 490

cast handy shadow puppets set the scene with sound effects amaze all with the french drop give the illusion of levitation escape from a straitjacket pull a tablecloth from a set table mold a false fingerprint pick a pin-and-tumbler lock unmask a liar slide into a bootlegger turn

491 492 493 494 495 496 497 498 499 500

pop a sweet wheelie spin a crazy donut breathe fire wheel-walk a unicycle master simple juggling be a human cannonball ollie like a pro bust a feeble grind land an old-school 180 kickflip nail a handstand fingerflip

pranks

stunts

tools

index

a note from derek and lauren

As long as either one of us can remember, weve always loved collecting and sharing obscure, eclectic, and occasionally (somewhat) useful knowledge. Our passion for learning has even inspired a great monthly tradition where we get together with
8
invent clay oddities

friends to teach each other how to do cool, sometimes slightly

craft a plastic-bag throw rug

ridiculous thingseverything from making our own jam (delicious!) to twisting balloon animals (dazzles children and coworkers alike!). These days, we own a fun 238 little shop where we encourage people to do all sorts of curious things, like make duct-tape wallets, crochet little creatures, and build musical instruments. So we were thrilled when the Show Me Team asked us to pitch in and help bring this fantastic book into the worlda world that so clearly needs simple, step-by-step instructions for crafting clay monsters (#8), making rugs from old grocery bags (#238), and escaping from panthers (#434). In fact, we bet that before reading this note from us, youd already flipped through the book a few times and learned some neat tricks. If youre like Derek and really want to cover your bases, read it straight through, cover to cover. If you prefer to focus on improving certain areas of your life in a more organized fashion like Lauren, let your interests guide you from topic to topic. Or better yet, invite some friends over and explore the book together. Show Me How is designed to educate, amuse, and occasionally astound. So if each time you pick it up you also pick up a few skillsor simply feel inspired to get out there and learn a new weird or wonderful thingthen weve done our job.

434

evade a panther attack

DEREK loves tending to his bees (#278, #333), teasing out a tune on his saw (#469), and indulging in his obsessions with coffee (#126 130) and camping (#404). Hes thrilled that his work on Show Me How has improved his knot-tying skills (#395), and he anxiously awaits the opportunity to test out his newly acquired ability to correctly hug a hedgehog (#287). LAUREN is a born crafter, and can while away hours knitting (#48), embroidering (#50), or doing paper crafts (#18). Shes always looking for an excuse to bust out the ol tool box, and is determined to install dimmer switches (#239) in every room of the house. And though she is fearless when it comes to hanging wallpaper (#221), she never, never, never wants to fight a shark (#452)but shes glad she knows how if the need ever arises!
set up a beekeeping station pour a latte leaf make a delicious smore rock out on the musical saw

469
hug a hedgehog

404

287

130
tie basic sailing knots

278

395

6 7 5 8

do basic embroidery

50

install a dimmer switch

239

fend off a shark

452

hang wallpaper seamlessly

221

do a knit stich

48

craft a paper penguin

18

use this book

relax in a finnish sauna

349

1520
min

Show Me How is a new and different type of bookone in which virtually every piece of essential information is presented graphically. In most cases, the pictures do, indeed, tell the story. Every so often, however, it may be useful to understand how special information is portrayed.

Shower before entering the sauna.

save a hypothermia victim

Add water to the hot coals.

Bask, luxuriating in the heat.

Brush your skin with the wet whisk.

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1520
min

Take an exhilarating dip.

Stay hydrated!

Repeat the cycle until satisfied.

Shower when finished.

CROSS REFERENCES Sometimes one thing just leads to another. Follow the links for related, helpful, or otherwise interesting information.
skip a stone across water

True Fins go au naturel in the sauna, indulging in a head-to-toe cleansing ritual that leaves no pore unopened. If hanging out in the buff makes you shy, wrap up in a toweljust remove it before delighting in a few whips of the damp birch whisk. Called a vihta, the whisks leaves invigorate your skin, while its fresh smell revitalizes.

pamper with a hot-stone massage

skip a stone across water

350
23 min

461

min

10

125F (50C)

23 min

23 min

461
Massage your limbs. Rest a stone in each palm.

312
driver

select the right golf club

club type average distance
150200 yd (140180 m) 125180 yd (115165 m) 105170 yd (95155 m) 105170 yd (95155 m) 100160 yd (90145 m) 90150 yd (80135 m) 80140 yd (75130 m) 70130 yd (65120 m) 65120 yd (60110 m) 60110 yd (55100 m) 5595 yd (5085 m) 5080 yd (4575 m) 4060 yd (3555 m) 200260 yd (180240 m) 180235 yd (165215 m) 170210 yd (155190 m) 170210 yd (155190 m) 160200 yd (145180 m) 150185 yd (135170 m) 140170 yd (130155 m) 130160 yd (120145 m) 120150 yd (110135 m) 110140 yd (100130 m) 95130 yd (85120 m) 80120 yd (75110 m) 60100 yd (5590 m) teeing zone

navigate a golf course

314

3-wood

5-wood

2-iron 3-iron

The most common grip is the Vardon Overlap. Its formed by interlocking the pinkie of your trailing hand with your leading hands index finger. Dont squeeze too hard! Imagine the club is a fragile baby bird.

Escape a sand trap by striking the area behind the ball, sending it up on a flying cushion of sand.
sand trap

Golf balls are often printed with identifying numbers, but it helps to mark yours so that you dont lose itor get stuck with someone elses bad lie.

rough

4-iron

5-iron

get out of quicksand fairway

446

6-iron

7-iron 8-iron

putting green

9-iron pitching wedge

sand wedge

Wait your turn! Dont start until others have finished and exited the green.

Dont take any practice swings while someone else is swinging.

Cruisin in your cart is fine. Just stay off the green!

The golden rule? Play it as it lays. Its cheating to move your ball.

Its the ball that soars, not your club! Keep your driving rage off the driving range.

To putt, draw the club straight back, then strike straight through. Keep your speed slow and steady.

313

perfect my swing

Stand parallel to the line of flight.

Lean forward; bend your knees.

Keep your feet at shoulders width.

Lift your left shoulder; angle your feet.

Take a few practice wags over the ball.

Swing from the hips; focus on the ball.

Make impact. Turn your hips and foot.

Follow through. End facing the target.

ICON GUIDE Throughout the book, a plethora of icons helps guide you through critical aspects of time, degree, safety, and more. Here are the icons youll encounter in the pages that follow.
TOOLS The toolbar pictures everything youll need to perform the depicted activity. Having a hard time deciphering an item? Turn to the tools glossary at the back of the book.

Danger! Avoid this if youre not trained. (Or if you dont want to get into trouble!)

23
min

Check out the timer to learn how much time a relatively short task takes.

Phewfumes! Open a window before performing this activity.

The calendar shows how many days, weeks, or months an activity requires.

Call 9-1-1 to seek professional help if you find yourself in this situation.

Look to the thermometer to learn the proper temperature for a given action.

MORE INFORMATION If theres something crucial you need to know in order to do an activityor a really cool factlook for the text marked with an *.

Repeat the depicted action the designated number of times.

Just how hot, you ask? Cook over low, medium, or high heat, respectively.

This page serves as a pattern. Photocopy or scan it, blowing it up as necessary, then follow the instructions.

The meat thermometer lets you know when something is thoroughly cooked.

co py me !

ZOOMS Called out in a circle near or within a given frame, zooms highlight important information on detailed activitiesor crucial donts.

A NOTE TO READERS The depictions in Show Me How are presented for entertainment value only. Please keep the following in mind if attempting any of these activities:

RISKY ACTIVITIES Certain activities in this book are not just risky but downright nutty. Before attempting any new activity, make sure you are aware of your own limitations and have adequately researched all applicable risks. (And just dont do #493. Really.) PROFESSIONAL ADVICE While every item has been carefully researched, Show Me How is not intended to replace professional advice or training of a medical, culinary, sartorial, veterinary, mixological, athletic, automotive, or romantic natureor any other professional advice, for that matter. PHYSICAL AND HEALTH-RELATED ACTIVITIES Be sure to consult a physician before attempting any health- or diet-related activity, or any activity involving physical exertion, particularly if you have a condition that could impair or limit your ability to engage in such an activity. Or if you dont want to look silly (see #471). ADULT SUPERVISION The activities in this book are intended for adults only, and they should not be performed by children without responsible adult supervision. Many of them shouldnt really even be performed by adults if they can possibly help it (see #433). BREAKING THE LAW The information provided in this book should not be used to break any applicable law or regulation. In other words, when in New York City, dont try #500.

MATHEMATICS Handy angle icons help you do it right . . . or at least from the right direction! And if its a matter of ratio? Look for icons like 3:1 to let you know how to get the perfect mix. When exact measurements matter, find them called out right in the box.

3:1

816 f l oz (240475 ml)

All information in this book has been carefully researched and fact-checked. However, the publisher makes no warranty, express or implied, that the information is appropriate for every individual, situation, or purpose, and assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions. You assume the risk and full responsibility for all your actions, and the publishers will not be held responsible for any loss or damage of any sort, whether consequential, incidental, special, or otherwise that may result from the information presented. Just between us, though, youre probably safe making the guacamole (#65).

make

9
sew a spooky voodoo doll

2
gill sans light 7pt,enemy. centered Pick an 1 line, gill sans light personal effects. Collect 7pt, 1 line, centered gill sans cut out the line, centered Copy; light 7pt, 1 doll pattern. gill sans Trace7pt, 1 line, centered light onto fabric.

gill sans light a front line, centered Cut out 7pt, 1 and back.

gill sans light 7pt, pieces together. Partially sew the 1 line, centered

gill sanswith incriminating items. Stuff light 7pt, 1 line, centered

gill sans light 7pt, 1enemys hair. Adorn with your line, centered

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use my voodoo doll
To inflict pain (or pleasure) on your chosen victim (or the object of your affections), decorate the doll with symbols that correspond to your desires. Then choose a pin and prick the doll in the appropriate symbol. It helps to chant as you cast your spelljust remember to use your powers wisely. Hex away!

To make your own voodoo doll, simply trace this pattern, or photocopy it at whatever size you wish. (Warning: life-sized dolls, though effective, are often difficult to conceal.)

success

wealth

spirituality

pleasure

power

love

pain

goal

travel

love

fertility

protection

money

danger

enlightenment

enemy nearby

Someone working some voodoo on you? Fill this satchel with no more than 13 objectslike stones, herbs, or dirt from a graveyardand use it to keep malevolent forces at bay. If youre female, wear it on your left; if youre male, pin it on your right.

11

ward off evil with a gris-gris

252
protect with a brigids cross

Cut out a square of red felt.

Fill with an odd number of items.

Gather and tie closed.

Pin to the inside of your shirt.

y op

me

21

make a compact disc-o ball

464
moonwalk in style

build a pvc-pipe didgeridoo

23

Wrap twice; knot.

Glue to the craft ball.

Continue around the ball.

Hang, and get busy dancing.

Heat until pliant.

Mold a snake.

Wrap around the opening.

Seal your lips to it and blow.

22

shape a retro record bowl

The Infoettes

The didgeridoos quirky droning sound is all owed to a trick called circular breathing. When the didgeridooists lungs are almost empty, he stores his last breath in his cheeks, then slowly blows it out as he inhales through his nose. This way, air keeps circulatingand creating that cool, warbly rhythm!

331
225F (105C)

soothe a first-degree burn

craft a playing-card wallet

24

10 min

Gently mold the record over the bowl.

10 min

Tape the cards into a solid panel.

Laminate the back.

The

Infoettes

Press with a slightly larger bowl.

Let set.

Overturn and use as a decorative bowl.

Fold the four cards; tape the sides.

Tape the two-card pocket.

Tape the bottom.

30

rig an eclipse-viewing apparatus

set up a tropical terrarium

32

A terrarium is a magical, miniature world, encapsulated for you to enjoy. This tropical version brims with plants that like misty environments, while desert-themed terrariums feature heat-craving succulents. (Its best to leave desert terrariums uncovered to let excess moisture evaporate.)
Tape paper inside the box. Cut a hole opposite it. Cover with foil. Prick. Cut a space for your head. Adjust so you can see the eclipse. spritz of water

A solar eclipse is a truly amazing sight, but it could be your last if you look directly at it! The tiny hole in this box projects the eclipses image onto the paper screen, sparing your eyes from harsh direct light. The longer the box, the larger the image.

31

build an erupting volcano

1:1

philodendron lipstick plant maidenhair fern

Tape a newspaper cone to the can.

Mix flour and water to make a paste.

Paste the paper strips to the cone.

miniature african violet

creeping fig
transplant seedlings

269

soil

sphagnum moss charcoal powder pebbles After the volcano dries, paint it. Fill the can halfway with baking soda. Add vinegar and food coloring.

eat

crack a coconut

57

816 f l oz (240475 ml)

Make holes in two of the soft spots.

Deepen the holes. Remove the nails.

Let drain.

Separate the meat from the shell.

cut a pineapple

58

Cut off the top and bottom.

63

roll a taqueria-style burrito

Start with a warm tortilla.

Gather the tortillas sides.

Fold the top and bottom.

Roll, wrapping the top flap.

Tuck any loose ends.

64

fry tortilla chips

375F (190C)

23
min

Cut the tortillas into sixths.

Pour plenty of corn oil.

Fry, turning occasionally.

Let cool. Blot with towels.

Sprinkle with salt.

65
56

prepare guacamole

pit an avocado

Spritz lime juice.

Dice the cilantro.

Mince the onion.

Combine; mash together.

make classic fried chicken

92

612 hr
32 fl oz (1 l) buttermilk 4 tbsp salt

Whisk the buttermilk and salt.

350F (175C)

Submerge the chicken pieces; refrigerate.

Coat each piece in flour and spices.

min

350F (175C)

min Heat plenty of oil. Fry each side until golden brown. Bake, then check for doneness.

20

make simmering pan gravy

93

min

10

Let the drippings separate.

Pour the juices from the fat.

Add flour and butter.

Add juices and stock; whisk.

Check for desired thickness.

drink

serve and pair pinot noir

vegetables

105

Herbs, bananas, cherries, lavender, and strawberries often contribute to this wines juicy flavor.

mains starters fruits

flavors

A Burgundy glass presents pinot noirs robust aroma.

serve and pair merlot

vegetables

106

Bell peppers, mixed berries, star anise, cinnamon, and plums lend some spice to merlots.
mains

starters
fruits

flavors

A large tulip glass showcases merlots earthy bouquet.

serve and pair cabernet sauvignon

vegetables

107

Cabs are enlivened by the flavors of blackberries, bell peppers, cigars, black pepper, and cloves.
dessert

mains

fruits

starters

flavors

The Bordeaux glasss tapered shape intensifies this wines aroma.

120

mix a classic martini

3 fl oz (90 ml) gin 1 tbsp vermouth

1 2

176

tie a bowtie

Is James Bond wrong? Whether to shake or stir is a matter of personal preference. Although a general rule of thumb is to shake all drinks that contain fruit juice, many experts prefer stirred martinis for their silky texture. On the other hand, shaking adds a sprinkling of water and slivers of ice, which impart a delicious chill.

style

140

identify mens facial hair styles

Which stache is right for youa horseshoe or a fu manchu? Enlarge this guide with a photocopier, cut out the mustaches, and try them on for size.

pyramid

lilibrow

pencil

toothbrush

lamp shade

chevron

english

walrus

petit handlebar

handlebar

imperial

face spanner

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co
Start with a warm shower.

py m e!
french fork bishop

circle beard

neck beard

chin curtain

get a clean shave

Trim the beard, if needed.

Dip in cream; froth in water.

Spread in a circular motion.

Shave with the grain.

granny

bikini

g-string

boy briefs

identify dress and skirt shapes

173

avoid being a fashion dont

174
clutch

shift sheath slip dress

Dont wear denim on denim!

fit and flare

Do look sleek in a strappy tank and wide-legged trousers.

Do pair a sexy top and sandals with a long skirt.

handbag

Do top off a miniskirt and knee-high boots with a chunky sweater. Dont emphasize baggy pants with a boxy shirt. column princess mermaid empire waist
day bag

micromini mini schoolgirl bubble flip pencil tube sarong Dont look frumpy in a long skirt and turtleneck. Do pair boot-cut jeans with boots! Dont overdo it with too many patterns.

messenger bag

midi

tea princess maxi a-line handkerchief fishtail peasant Dont expose too much skin.

Do cap off skinny jeans with a flowing, empire-waist top.

Do balance a flared skirt with a fitted jacket.

knee-high

wellington

ankle

peep-toed

thrive

singing bowl and stick

photo of a beautiful vista

mandala

plant

348

meditate for inner peace

pebbles

Surround yourself with soothing, spiritual items, then sit comfortably. Relax and let your inhalations and exhalations roll through you. If thoughts occur to you, simply acknowledge them, and return your attention to your breath.

If a sound distracts you, mentally label it a noise and return to the breath . . .

candle

If you feel worry, frustration, or any other emotion (even a positive one), think emotion to yourself and return to the breath . . .

statue of a spiritual figure

photo of a loved one

If you catch yourself planning or mulling over an issue, say thought to yourself and return to the breath . . .

pillow

If you experience an itch, cramp, or tingle, think physical sensation and return to the breath . . .

leaf

As your practice advances, gradually increase the length of your meditation sessions.
shell

prayer beads

beginner

practitioner
crystal

intermediate

advanced
music

adept

true master
flower

nearly to nirvana
incense

go

375

identify toilets everywhere

376

find the ladies room

standard squat

china

ireland

malaysia

standard western thai squat israel japan

greece japanese super composting

brazil

hawaii

iran

pit vietnam portable tibet

korea

russia

camping outhouse

show me who

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Britt Staebler Chic Designer and Illustrator

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Show Me How: 500 Things You Should Know Instructions for Life From the Everyday to the Exotic Copyright 2008 by Weldon Owen Inc. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews. For information, address Collins Design, 10 East 53rd Street, New York, NY 10022. HarperCollins books may be purchased for educational, business, or sales promotional use. For information, please write: Special Markets Department, HarperCollinsPublishers, 10 East 53rd Street, New York, NY 10022.

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Chris Hemesath B-Balling Production Director

Michelle Duggan Slaloming Production Manager

Teri Bell Artsy Color Manager

Charles Mathews Engaging Production Coordinator

Hayden Foell Pint-Lifting Illustration Specialist

Ross Sublett Undead Illustration Specialist

Matthew Borgatti Snazzy Illustration Specialist

Michael Alexander Eros Intrepid Production Assistant

Brandi Valenza Lucky Art Researcher

Juan Calle Reanimated Illustrator

Joshua Kemble Late-Night Illustrator

Vic Kulihin Juggling Illustrator

Vincent Perea Dog-Training Illustrator

Bryon Thompson Adventuring Illustrator

Otis Thomson Big Daddy Illustrator

Gabhor Utomo Mysterious Illustrator

Tina Cash-Walsh Mountain-Biking Illustrator

Mary Zins Straight-Ahead Illustrator

ILLUSTRATION CREDITS The artwork in this book was a true team effort. We are happy to thank and acknowledge our illustrators. Front Cover: Britt Staebler: dancers, shirt, martini, elephant Kelly Booth: emoticons Gabhor Utomo: plant Bryon Thompson: skateboarders Back Cover: Gabhor Utomo: balloon animal Tina Cash-Walsh: sabrage, mohawk, baby Juan Calle: alligator Key bg= background, bd=border, fr = frames, ex = extra art Juan Calle: 1618, 27, 28, 44, 81, 86, 150156, 176, 187188, 193194, 258259 fr, 277, 313314, 317318, 334, 347, 363367, 387391, 396398, 412414 fr, 435438, 443447, 460, 463465, 470, 472 Esy Casey: 19 ex, 43, 126127 bg, 241 bg, 256 bg, 258 bg, 354, 449

Hayden Foell: 210, 278 fr, 279 Joshua Kemble: 11fr, 122125, 191, 236238 fr, 256257 fr, 269270, 315316, 331333, 335, 337339, 340343, 426430, 451452, 475476, 490, 492 Vic Kulihin: 2526, 29, 82, 98101, 231, 241 fr, 252, 260261bg, 384385, 448, 461462, 459, 491, 494496 William Mack: chapter openers Vincent Perea: 9 fr, 162163, 180182, 186, 280281 fr, 283284, 286, 289290, 294, 296, 392, 394395, 431434, 43942 Britt Staebler: 4, 911 bg, 10, 32, 3538 bg, 39, 50, 5556, 67, 6869 bg, 76, 77, 7779 bg, 8485, 114, 116, 118119, 120121, 126127, 133, 136138, 171174, 177, 184, 189190, 197200, 212213, 218, 219220, 233, 246249, 250, 262, 268, 271276, 278 bg, 303, 326328, 336, 348, 353, 355358, 370371, 372, 375, 378379, 386 fr, 406408, 412414 bg, 415, 455457, 477, 478480, 482 Bryon Thompson: 58, 5962, 102107, 140, 329330, 359362, 421425, 453454, 497500 Otis Thomson: 113, 164, 226228

Wil Tirion: 416, 420 Gabhor Utomo: 13, 15, 19, 20, 22, 24, 3031, 33, 3538 fr, 4546, 5153, 58, 73, 75, 8789, 90, 9293, 130, 142143, 149, 185, 195, 224225, 230, 234235, 242, 244, 251, 263264, 265266, 280282 bg. 282, 292, 295, 297, 307311, 312, 319325, 344346, 351352, 368, 373374, 386 bg, 399400, 409411, 419, 458, 466469 bg, 466, 471, 474, 483486, 487489 Brandy Valenza: 368369 bg Tina Cash-Walsh: 2, 3, 12, 14, 21, 23, 34, 4042, 4749, 57, 6366 fr, 6872 fr, 74, 7879 fr, 80, 83, 91, 94, 9597, 108112, 115, 117 fr, 128129, 131132, 134 135, 139, 141, 146 147, 157161, 165170, 175, 178179, 183, 192, 203206, 211, 216217, 221223, 236238 ex, 239240, 243, 253255, 285, 287288, 291, 298, 299300, 302, 304306, 349350, 380383, 401 405, 418 Mary Zins: 144 145, 148, 196, 214 215, 229, 232, 236 ex, 245, 260 fr, 265267 ex, 267, 301, 393, 393 bd, 417, 467469 fr, 473, 481, 493

how we did it
The illustrations in this book were created and edited in Adobe Illustrator. The typeface used throughout is Gill Sans, designed by Eric Gill in 1927. This versatile and readable font was inspired by Edward Johnstons Johnston typeface for the London Underground, which Gill had worked on while apprenticed to Johnston. Research, verification, and fact-checking was performed by a host of experts and passionate practitioners. We are especially grateful to Jennifer Newens and Hannah Rahill for cooking expertise, Lou Bustamante for mixological advice, Elizabeth Dougherty for parenting input, Jay Wiseman for first-aid pointers, Ronda Slota for yoga instruction, Rene Myers for knitting demos, Khan Samurai Hasegawa at Caf Abir for his mastery of the coffee arts, Jan Egan for midwifery know-how, Richard Trory for structural savoir faire, and Karen Perez for nautical notations. Many other experts, in everything from motorcycles to miniskirts, gave advice and input, to the great improvement of this book. The majority of the Show Me Team is pictured on the preceding pages. Others who contributed to the production of this book are Christopher Davis, Stephanie Tang, Shelly Firth, Malin Westman, and Scott Erwert. Susan Jonaitis added copyediting expertise, and Mike Bass kept the computers running. Many thanks to all.

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