Once upon a time, there were three little pigs,

Who made their houses of straw, bricks, and twigs?

The first little pig made his house of straw,

And the big bad wolf wanted to eat him raw.

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The big bad wolf said with a grin,
“I’ll blow your house in with my chinny –chin-chin.

The first little pig didn’t make it alive,

While the second little pig drank five alive.

The second little pig started to worry,

As the big bad wolf started to hurry.

The big bad wolf came to the second of the pigs,

And knocked on his small, weak house of twigs.

(Chorus)

The second little pig doesn’t make it alive,

While the third little pig is getting five alive.

The third little pig starts to make curry,

As the big bad wolf started to hurry.

The wolf came to the house of bricks,

And tried to play another one of his tricks.

(Chorus)

He big bad wolf tried and tried,

But he couldn’t get inside.

So he went down the chimney,

And got cooked into beef jerky.

The third little pig made it alive,

While no one was drinking five alive.