Ce-i doresc femeile cu adevrat

Articolul sta e un rspus la dorinele fetei steia (fac aici o parantez i menionez c, nainte de a avea dorine de la masculi ar trebui un curs de cum s glumim n societate in prezena unor persoane necunoscute, ajut).

Fata spune c o femeie dorete de la un brbat aa:

busy1. Sa fie ingrijit, fara a cadea in patima metrosexualitatii 2. Sa se spele 3. Sa te poti baza pe el 4. Sa fie independent 5. Sa fie manierat 6. Sa aprecieze cand ne aranjam

Io mai adaug:

7. S accepte c femeile se pisicesc cnd vor ceva pentru c sunt detepte i independente. tiu, ie, oricare ai fi tu, nu i se aplic, c tu nu te pisiceti. Desigur.

8. S ctige mai mult dect ea, dar s nu fac prea mare caz de asta. tiu, toate zic c nu conteaz, dar dac ai peste 25 nu pui botul la vrjelile astea, pentru c vei descoperi c fata vrea sa fie plimbat i mbrcat i asta nu se poate ntmpla din salariul ei aproape inexistent. De fapt, s nu aduc deloc vorba de banii ei, care sunt ctigai cu greu de ea pentru ea.

9. S nu se uite niciodat la alt femeie. i s aib mereu scuze pentru numerele de femei din agenda telefonic.

10. S nu i spun c e gras sau c i st aiurea mbrcat n haina aia. NICIODAT! Nici cnd i-o caut cu lumnarea, purtnd haine care nu o avantajeaz deloc. Pentru c ele sunt sensibile, dei realiste. i pentru c o pereche de colani intrai n stomac prin fund sunt modul lor de a spune am ceva n cap i ar fi bine s m respeci, pentru c sunt deteapt i puternic, bi pulic.

11. S nu aib prieteni idioi. Gen din tia care scriu articole nasoale pe bloguri, din care reiese c femeile sunt cae imature needucate. Nihasa, sper c i place pe canapea.

12. S accepte tcui antajul sexual. Nu vrei s o duci la film i are 3 zile la rnd dureri de cap i n-are chef? Drag, se mai ntmpl, nu i face probleme. Te pedepsesc pentru c te iubesc. i va veni mintea la cap pn la urm, sunt convins.

13. S tie c femeile sunt emancipate, mai puin la condus, salariu, independen, gtit, seriozitate, argumentaie, bere, crize de nervi, tmpenie i compania. Egalitatea e bun doar cnd le convine, cnd zgrie maina nu e vina lor, c ele tiu s conduc, pur i simplu e un bou care o urmrete i o icaneaz de 12 ori pe an.

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