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Things and settle into my Rooms, only to find that my new Apartment had already been
furnished with another person’s Things. My complete astonishment and Confusion can
barely be expressed. After a brief perusal of the various items littering the Rooms, I was
able to ascertain that they belonged to the previous Tenant. I explained the situation to my
Landlord, who apologized, explaining that he had not known the Things had been left,
but that he should have guessed, based on his extensive knowledge of the Former Tenant.
The Tenant had always been a problem, he explained, filling the building with the stench
of his Tobacco, and constantly entertaining guests of the strangest and most immoral
variety. The small, round, elderly gentleman from whom I was to rent my Rooms wrote a
letter to the previous Tenant, Sir Christopher Hanely, all the while alternating between
A letter in response to ours arrived the next day. I opened it eagerly, expecting to
find arrangements to move Sir Hanely’s Things from my Apartment. I cannot translate
either his Sentiment or his Attitude without his words, so I will now relate them directly.
Dear Sir,
I would greatly appreciate less expressions of formality, and more of
affection in your relations with me. I had hoped your other tenants would have
made it clear that formality is a great impediment to a healthy and proper
relationship with a tenant.
Firstly, I am not entirely certain as to your reasons for becoming
involved in this situation. To the best of my knowledge, it had already been
adequately resolved. If it, indeed, has not been, I simply must be informed by the
involved parties.
Secondly, please explain, in detail, the particulars of this matter. If I am
required, as you say, to remove my Things, I would be pleased to know exactly
of what Things you are complaining.
Thirdly, I feel compelled to remind you that I cared deeply for you as a
Landlord, and I do not appreciate being reprimanded by someone for whom I
harbor a deep affection and call by the Title of “Friend.”
Furthermore, without regard to what is a “proper practice,” as you say,
for vacating an Apartment, I believe you will not hesitate to agree with me that it
is fairly absurd to expect me to remove all of my Things (although I must admit I
am still Unclear as to which Things you are referring) from Rooms I plan to take
again at some time in the Future. I am sure we can come to a proper arrangement,
as I would be loathe to bring this matter before a Judge, placing it on a far larger
scale than necessary.
I Remain, etc, etc,
Sir Christopher Hanely, Baron of Nosentia
I cannot fully express the surprise I felt upon reading my Landlord’s most recently
delivered correspondence. That glorious man explained that his Former Tenant had been
possessed of a certain sense of entitlement, and an exceeding interest in his own well-
being. His concern for others was far outstripped by his concern for himself. Keeping
which I will spare the Reader the trouble of examining. We insisted that Sir Hanely make
some arrangement to remove his Things, which we had transferred from my apartment,
where they were contributing to the cramped atmosphere, to my Landlord’s Front Parlor,
where they were continuing to Inconvenience. We also apologized, to soothe the barb, for
not having the Space or Ability to keep his Things in the Rooms he was now very
unlikely to keep in any visible Future, despite my Landlord’s patient and forgiving
Nature. His reply solidified his enduring absence from the House.