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Bush promises to help rebuild
leadership in Justice Department
BY SASHA ROE
sroe@kansan.com
The dark curtain rushes up to the ceiling,
the electric energy of violins fills the room and
suddenly brightly colored dancers burst onto
the stage. Dancers in lime green, hot pink,
bright blue, orange and red fill the rainbow-lit
stage, as a Degas-like scene comes to life in
the ballet, Pas Trs Classique. This is just one
performance the University Dance Company
hopes to amaze and enchant audiences with at
its fall concert at 7:30 p.m. tonight and Friday
in the Lied Center.
This year, a show highlight is a dance
choreographed by nationally known dancer,
Twyla Tharp. Tharp has choreographed for
films such as Hair and Broadway shows
such as Singin in the Rain. She recently
has given dance companies permission to
use her choreography. The University Dance
Company will perform her dance Torelli,
which begins with eight highly structured
movement phrases that challenge dancers.
Nora Burt, Chicago sophomore and com-
pany member, said her favorite part of dance
was the out-of-body experience of perform-
ing on stage. Burt said Tharps piece was
challenging because the company had bought
the rights to the dance and learned it from
a DVD. Therefore, the choreography had to
be exact.
Michelle Hayes, associate professor of
dance, choreographed the dance Cradling
Persephone. She said the inspiration for
the dance came from the Greek myth of
Persephone, a young girl abducted by Hades.
She incorporated the myth with her experi-
ences mentoring young women in the dance
department, and watching them undergo the
challenges of adolescence and making it on
their own. She said when Kelsey Smith was
abducted and murdered in Overland Park in
June, she couldnt imagine what the family
went through, and wanted to weave the story
into her dance. Hayes said she wanted to
evoke the feeling of surviving and living after
trauma.
Burt, who is in
Cradling Persephone,
said part of the challenge
of the dance was express-
ing the emotions the piece
required.
When Im given a
character, thats a whole
other dimension, Burt
said. Im acting with the
dance.
The dance, which is
in three parts, transi-
tions throughout the story. Hayes said it
moved from a tranquil, innocent beginning,
to a dynamic middle section that exudes
the mean girl phenomena of adolescence.
Finally, it ends with a feeling of survival.
Toni Bolger, West Des Moines, Iowa,
senior, and dancer in Cradling Persephone,
said she enjoyed telling the story through
dance. Bolger said modern dance was her
favorite because it could be so expressive and
personal. As a senior, Bolger said the perfor-
mance was especially important to her, and
she was excited to show the audience what the
group had been working on since August.
I get to share my passion, Bolger said.
Performing is kind of like a high. Thats what
we love to do.
The concert will also include solo perfor-
mances. Hayes will perform a flamenco solo,
Sole, which will be accompanied live by
guitar and violin. She said the flamenco style
was challenging, because if her balance got off
one millimeter, she would lose the tempo of
the dance. Hayes said the dancers had been
committed to the fall concert since the begin-
ning of the semester.
They have no life dur-
ing this semester, Hayes
said. Theyve practiced
for three hours a week
since August, plus their
own personal rehearsals.
She said dancers spent
about 15 years of the lives
perfecting their art, plus
three hours a week this
semester all for a five-
minute dance on stage to
display their talent.
I think thats
the magic, Hayes said. I think the audience
realizes theres a sense of investment.
Hayes said she had a pre-performance ritu-
alin which she placed her hands on the floor.
She said she tried to meditate and soak up
all the talent that had danced across the Lied
Center stage.
Burt said she hoped more students would
attend the performance. She said the students
would be impressed and surprised with the
content of the show.
I think dance is under the radar, Burt
said. Its kind of a cultural experience, its not
just your little sisters dance recital.
Edited by Elizabeth Cattell
boDy laNguagE
Andrew Wacker/KANSAN
Erin Goodman, San Antonio senior, Ali Ainsworth, St. Louis sophomore, and Nora Burt, Chicago sophmore, dance together inBaltic Sketches. The University Dance Company has been practicing for its fall concert since August.
Dancers to perform after months of rehearsal
Dont think Hollywood is the only
place where movies can be made. Kevin
Willmott, a professor of theater and film,
has also been a member of the Writers
Guild of America since 1996 and agrees
with the current writers strike.
Willmott, who has penned scripts for
Chris Columbus and Oliver Stone, said
writers should receive more compensation
for online downloads and DVD sales.
On Tuesday night, Katie Hunt,
Memphis junior, saw all of her hard
work pay off as a designer when she
was named winner of Student Union
Activities Project Runway event. As
a result, she won a chance to have her
worked displayed in a window at Epic
Apparel, a free subscription to Vogue and
a check for $200.
Hunt said winning meant a lot, espe-
cially since her mom and dad drove from
Memphis and Alaska to support her.
The New Hampshire St. Bistro is clos-
ing its doors Sunday. The restaurant,
located at 811 New Hampshire St., had
been in business there for a little more
than a year.
The close of the restaurant marks the
end of yet another small business in
Lawrence. The Mass St. Deli closed last
winter, Molly McGees closed this sum-
mer and Joes Bakery closed last month.
Chastity Romero-Latham, a 2006 alum-
na and employee of The New Hampshire
St. Bistro, said she was saddened by the
closing of the business and that she was in
the process of getting a new job.
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Professor
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strike
Choreographer draws inspiration from Greek myth, personal experience
Photos by Andrew Wacker/KANSAN
Left: Patrick Suzeau, associate professor of dance, performs a solo during a dance he helped choreograph titled
Baltic Sketches.Suzeau and many of his students performat the Lied Center tonight and Friday, with the University
Dance Company.
Right: Nora Burt, Chicago sophmore, displays her fexibility during the performance titledPas Tres Classique,one of
six numbers that are part of the University Dance Companys performance at the Lied Center.
I get to share my passion.
Performing is kind of like a high.
Thats what we love to do.
Toni bolger
West Des Moines, iowa, senior
Jayplay
hollywooD
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When, in the 17th cen-
tury, cofee madness reached
Europe, Pope Clement VIII
declared the beverage to be a
devils tool and warned the
Christians against drinking it.
But that was only until he hap-
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Cofee isnt my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
Today is the day that the
University of Kansas will test the
new emergency text messaging
system. If you are not one of
the 11,000 people who signed
up for the service, you can do so
very easily on Enroll and Pay.
By Melissa Johnson
In the past, KU students have called
Elizabeth Miller Watkins the Fairy
Godmother or Lady Bountiful of
the University of Kansas.
In the 1920s and 1930s, Watkins
was the University of Kansas big-
gest benefactor. Her donations to the
University include two scholarship
halls, the Universitys health center,
and the chancellors residence.
Elizabeth never formally attended
the University, but she was enrolled
in the preparatory school until 1875
when she was forced to drop out
because of financial trouble.
After she stopped attending the
University, Elizabeth became the sec-
retary of Jabez Watkins, a local busi-
nessman. She remained his secretary
for more than 30 years, and in 1909
they married. She was 46, and he
was 64.
When Jabez died, Elizabeth
inherited a sizeable fortune, and
she turned her attention back to the
University. Her first contribution to
the University was $75,000 to build
the Watkins Scholarship Hall for
women.
The scholarship hall opened in
1926. Women who showed outstand-
ing character and financial need
could live in the hall for $27 a year,
but were required to pay for their
own food.
In 1937, Miller Hall, which she
named after her brother, opened as
another womens scholarship hall.
Both halls are still open, and resi-
dents are still responsible for stock-
ing their own kitchens.
Watkins was also responsible for
the founding of the student health
center. Before she donated the funds
to the University, there was no real
source of medical care for students.
According to KUhistory.com, a
student was diagnosed with small-
pox in 1905. There was no way to
quarantine him, and the local hos-
pital refused to treat him. So, the
University secured a cabin in the
middle of the Kaw River for him to
stay in and friends delivered food to
the island daily.
Watkins Memorial Hospital
opened in 1931. Watkins Memorial
Hospital was later moved to a new
facility and the building where it was
formally housed was renamed Twente
Hall, the School of Social Welfare.
Elizabeth also donated funds to build
Lawrence Memorial Hospital.
In her will, Watkins bequeathed
more of her fortune to the University.
After she died in 1939, Watkins home
became the chancellors residence.
She also donated a large piece of
land in Southwestern Kansas to the
University and set up trust funds to
ensure that her gifts would able to be
sustained.
Edited by Meghan Murphy
The International Fair will
start at 10 a.m. in the lobby in
the Kansas Union.
Lt. General William Caldwell
IV will answer questions at
What Youve Always Wanted to
Ask a 3-Star General but were
Afraid to Ask at 11 a.m. in the
Kansas Room in the Kansas
Union.
Flu immunizations will be
available at 1 p.m. in Watkins
Memorial Health Center.
Free tea and treats will be
served at SUAs Tea Time at 3
p.m. in the lobby in the Kansas
Union.
Koim Yun will present the
lecture Crafting Authentic
Shamanic Rituals During the
2002 World Cup at 4 p.m. in
the Malott Room in the Kansas
Union.
Dr. Larry Edwards, University
of Minnesota, will present the
lecture How to Terminate a
Glacial Perod: Constraints from
Cave Climate Records at 4 p.m.
in 103 Lindley Hall.
Michael Everhart will pres-
ent Prehistoric Creatures of
the Deep at 4:30 p.m. in the
Natural History Museum.
Globe-O-Mania 2007 will
start at 4:30 p.m. in Woodruf
Auditorium in the Kansas
Union.
Professor Leonard Folgarait,
Vanderbilt, will present the
lecture Photography in the
Photographs of Manuel Alvarez
Bravo at 5:30 p.m. in the Spen-
cer Museum of Art.
The University Dance Com-
pany will perform at 7:30 p.m.
in the Lied Center.
The play The Music Man by
Meredith Wilson will be per-
formed at 7:30 p.m. in Crafton-
Preyer Theatre in Murphy Hall.
eMergency testing
University to send text
messages as new system
The University will test its new
emergency system by sending text
messages to students, faculty and
staf today.
The 11,000 people who signed
up for the text message system
should receive a message at noon
that says: THIS IS A TEST of the KU
Alert text messaging system for
situations of imminent danger on
campus. This is only a TEST.
Students can sign up for the sys-
tem at http://sa.ku.edu. According
to a press release, students who
signed up for the system this week
will not receive the text because
the database system updates itself
at the end of each week.
Todd Cohen, director of Univer-
sity Relations, said that if a student
does not receive a text tomorrow
but thinks he or she signed up
to receive one, that the student
should go back to the Web site and
re-enter their information.
The University paid $650,000
to Rave Wireless Inc. to set up the
system.
Cohen said that the messag-
ing system was instituted largely
because of the event at Virginia
Tech in April, in which a Virginia
Tech student killed 32 students and
faculty.
The University began inviting
students to sign up for the emer-
gency system in May.
University sUrvey
E-mail asks students to fll
out survey on advisors
The University is asking students
to fll out a survey about their
experiences with KU advisors.
According to an e-mail sent out
to students on Wednesday, the
survey will also fulfll a charge of
the student advisory board of the
Board of Regents.
Jill Jess, associate director of
University Relations, said that the
Regents will use the information to
compare the Universitys advising
system to other collegiate systems
across the state. She said that the
Ofce of Institutional Research and
Planning will be in charge of col-
lecting and summarizing the data.
Hannah Love, Dodge City senior
and student body president, will
send a formal invitation to Uni-
versity students tomorrow asking
them to take the survey.
Love said that so far, only about
2 percent of students have taken
the survey.
The survey can be taken at
https://ires.ku.edu/~demis/surveys/
AcadAdvising/AcadAdvising_Intro.
html.
Erin Sommer
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What do you think?
By alex dUfek
Do you plan on buying the new kansas rivalry anD game-
Day t-shirts?
sean guargena
eden Prairie, Minn., freshman
I wore it (the rivalry shirt) yester-
day.
rachel winKler
iowa city, iowa, sophomore
I dont think I will buy one, but if I
get one for free, Ill wear it.
MereDith watts
wichita junior
Yes, because they are only $5. I
was actually going to go buy one
today.
Dan schMiDt
Omaha, neb., freshman
Yeah, the Wave the Wheat. I
thought there were some better
ideas out there, but the Missouri
one I like.
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from Kansan.com:
1) Popular student hangout
will close early December
2) Aldrich, Reed learn the
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3) Good eats on Massachu-
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4) McNaughton: Stop and
smell the roses
5) Mail-order matrimony
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Frozen Turkeys ran incorrectly in the Kansan. The price
should have read 55 cents per pound with coupon.
We apologize for any inconvenience this caused.
Jail requests satellite TV
for football purposes
ATLANTA The warden of
the Clayton County Correctional
Institution wants permission to
spend money for a management
tool satellite TV to keep his
226 inmates occupied watching
football.
Warden Frank Taylor is asking
the Clayton County Commission
to let him sign up for direct-
broadcast satellite service for less
than $100 a month. It would be
funded with money collected at
the prisons commissary and pay
phones, which last year amount-
ed to $41,000.
The reason is Monday Night
Football is now on cable, he said.
Although it might seem funny,
when you have 90 percent of
inmates watching something,
it is a management tool for the
institution.
Currently, he said, inmates in
the prisons fve dormitories only
get two TV channels, often with
poor reception.
Taylor asserted that every state
prison already had cable or satel-
lite television, but the Georgia
Department of Corrections said
that wasnt so.
The Clayton County Commis-
sion will vote on Taylors request
next week.
Elvis is Alive Museums
collection to relocate
ST. LOUIS Dont count Andy
Key as one of those Elvis Presley
fanatics who insist the King never
died.
Key, 38, said hes open to the
possibility Presley is alive, but
hes counting on there being
enough skeptics out there to
make his new business a success.
With an $8,300 eBay bid, Key
won the Elvis is Alive Museums
collection and plans to move the
museum from its current site in
Wright City, Mo., to Mississippi,
where Key lives and Presley was
born.
If (Elvis) wants to come to the
opening, he can certainly come
back, he said.
Included in the collection are
photographs, books, FBI fles,
DNA reports and other memo-
rabilia that aim to support the
theory that Presley never died.
Bill Beeny, 81, who founded
the museums collection, said he
sold the collection hoping its new
owner would continue his work.
Ill certainly go down and visit
once it sets up, he said.
Key said hed like the museum
to complement the tourist at-
traction in Tupelo, Miss., where
Presley was born and bought his
frst guitar.
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BY MATT LINDBERG
MLINDBERG@kANsAN.coM
While Hollywood is in an uproar
as writers picket outside movie and
television studios for contract nego-
tiations, at least one writer is trying
to stay out of the limelight. Kevin
Willmott, a professor in the depart-
ment of theater and film, has been
a member of the Writers Guild of
America since 1995, and he said
he understood the current writers
strike.
Willmott said the evolution of
media was the source of the strike.
The way people watch television
is completely changing, Willmott
said. We have new revenue sources
for how movies are made.
Willmott said that the Internets
ability to offer movie downloads was
a major factor in why writers want
more compensation, and that they
deserved more payments for their
films and movies when they went to
DVD or were downloaded online.
As a result of the strike, which has
been taking place since Nov. 5, major
television networks have been rely-
ing on re-runs for shows, and reality
shows, such as Dancing with the
Stars, are now unscripted.
Michael Good, California senior,
is a film major and hopes to become
a professional writer. He said he
understood the reasons for the
strike.
I understand why the studios
might have issues, but the writers are
completely right, Good said. They
deserve money for Internet sales and
for when they go to DVD.
Good is writing multiple film
scripts, so it is important for him to
follow the strike, he said.
Im definitely watching, because
in a certain amount of years Ill
hopefully be working profession-
ally, and this strike could very well
impact me in the future, Good said.
Willmott said show business
was bizarre because writers could
have long careers with little of their
work being produced. He said he
had worked with director and writ-
er Oliver Stone, whose film credits
include Scarface and Any Given
Sunday, and that he also wrote
scripts for Chris Columbus, the
director behind Home Alone, but
that none of the scripts had been
produced yet. In 2000, NBC picked
up and aired his mini-series, The
70s, which received critical acclaim.
Willmott said the last writers
strike, which took place in 1988, took
a toll on his family and helped him
make his decision to work indepen-
dently from movie studios. Willmott,
who grew up in Kansas, became a
professor at the University seven
years ago. John Staniunas, chairman
of the department of theatre and film,
said Willmotts experiences had made
him a great professor and helped him
to improve film students.
Knowing the business of writing
is as important as being a skilled
writer, Staniunas said. Having
Professor Willmott on our facul-
ty allows our students to not only
become good writers, but savvy writ-
ers.
Although hes a professor, Willmott
still makes time for his writing career.
In 2004, his film C.S.A: Confederate
States of America went to the
Sundance Film Festival before going
to DVD. Director Spike Lee saw the
film, and because he enjoyed it, he
introduced the film at Sundance.
Willmott said Sundance was an
event he would remember and use as
a stepping stone toward the future.
He said he is now working on two
films, The Only Good Indian and
Bunker Hill.
It was really a beautiful experi-
ence, and now Im making movies
in Kansas and trying to build on it,
Willmott said.
Edited by Rachel Bock
Student Senate notebook
Professor, writer weighs in on flm industry,
says he understands reasons for WGA strike
hollywood
ASSOCIATED PRESS
Sarah Silverman, left, and Kathy Grifn join members of the Writers Guild of America (WGA)
and others on the picket line in front of Universal Studios and Universal City theme park in Universal
City, Calif., Tuesday.
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BY ERIN soMMER
esommer@kansan.com
Full Student Senate met last
night and voted on several pieces
of legislation, including student
fees, raising funds for various
student organizations and decid-
ing on internal matters. Below is a
recap of the nights events:
REQUIREd CAMPUS FEES
Student Senate voted unani-
mously to increase student fees by
$19.15 per semester.
Riley Dutton, Pittsburg senior
and author of the legislation to
raise the fees, told senators that
the increase was to compensate for
infation rates.
Each semester, KU students
are required to pay student fees
to 17 entities in the University.
The entities that asked for a raise
in their fee this year are: student
recreation, student union, campus
transportation fee and legal
services.
Currently, students pay $377.75.
With the increase, students will pay
$396.90.
Because the fiscal year
changes on July 1, the new fee
rate will be implanted on a pro-
rated basis during the second
term of classes in summer
2008, and the new fees in their
entirety will be implemented in
fall 2008.
MUlTICUlTURAl
EdUCATIoN FUNd
Student groups seeking fund-
ing to travel to multicultural
events will now be limited to
$275 per member for domestic
events and $425 per member for
international events, according
to legislation Student Senate
passed.
The legislation also speci-
fies that groups may only go
to the Multicultural Education
Fund Board for money once the
Student Senate unallocated
account goes lower than 30
percent.
Currently, student groups that
pay for multicultural events or
travel may go to both Student
Senate and the Multicultural
Education Fund to be given funds
up to 75 percent of their event or
travel costs.
The Multicultural Educa-
tion Fund is in its first year of
existence at the University. KU
students pay $1.50 per semester
to contribute to multicultural
groups.
EXECUTIVE MEMBERS
MAy AlSo SERVE AS
SENAToRS
Student Senate rejected legisla-
tion that would prohibit members
of the student executive commit-
tee from also serving as student
senators.
Supporters of the bill said
that students should not be
allowed to have dual influ-
ence in both the executive and
legislative branches of senate.
They also said that prohibiting
students to serve in both roles
would open up seats for more
students to be involved in Stu-
dent Senate.
Currently, there are 14 seats
in Student Senate that are not
filled.
Those who voted the bill
down said that members of the
current executive staff were
among the most active members
of Student Senate, and it would
be unfortunate to lose their
voice in Senate only because
they accepted an executive posi-
tion after being elected to serve
in Senate.
MoNETARy CoMPENSA-
TIoN FoR EXECUTIVE
MEMBERS
Members of the Student Senate
executive staf are able to accept
monetary compensation from any
entity on campus.
Student Senate did not pass
legislation that would have
allowed prohibited executive
members from receiving pay
from sources outside Student
Senate.
The legislation was directed
at the tuition sponsorships
that are currently received by
the student body president,
vice president, treasurer and
legislative director and the
director, financial director and
communication coordinator of
the Graduate and Professionals
Association.
Those who said that the
money should only come from the
Student Senate said that it was
morally appropriate for executive
members to be compensated by
those they represent.
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NEWS 4A thursday, november 15, 2007
BY COURTNEY CONDRON
ccondron@kansan.com
Friends and family remember
Aaron Caldwell as someone who
never met a stranger. For instance,
when he approached a man in Fort
Worth, Texas, because the man was
wearingaKUhat,spent45minutes
talking to him and ended the night
at IHOP for breakfast with the man
andhisfriends.
A a r o n
C a l d w e l l ,
Bedford, Texas,
senior,wasfound
deadinhisapart-
mentSunday.
J a s o n
B e n o u a r e d ,
Caldwells long-
time friend and
business partner,
said this was just
one example of
the way Aaron
wouldmakefriendswithanyone.
Ive never seen anyone with
more people skills than that guy,
Benouaredsaid.
Karen Harrison, Aarons mother,
said that Aaron would go up and
talktoanyone,anywhereaboutany-
thing.
Bruce Caldwell, Aarons father,
said they received Aarons phone
book,andhehad300to400friends
in it. The family is calling every
person in the phone book to notify
themofAaronsdeath.
Itsamazingthathehadsomany
friends that he cherished, Bruce
said.
Aaron had a seizure disorder
that began when he was 13. Aaron
couldnt drive until he went with-
out a seizure for six months. He
would have regained his license
Wednesday.Becauseofthedisorder,
Aaronwasveryhealthconscious.He
rarelydrankalcohol,atehealthyand
triedacupunctureandherbstohelp
hisseizures.
It was an interruption to his
life, but he never let it be an inter-
ruption, Bruce
said. He went
on and did the
things he want-
edtodo.
T h e
autopsy showed
thatAaronsright
coronary artery
was 75 percent
blocked, and
a heart attack,
seizure or both
could have been
the cause to cause his death. The
official lab report wont be available
fortwomonths.
Harrison said Aaron had been
out with friends the night before he
died, and they said he was having a
goodtimeandingoodspirits.
Aaron traveled to several coun-
tries. He completed a semester
at sea in 2005, and traveled to
Africa, China, Vietnam, Japan and
Europe.
Forakidwhocouldntdrive,he
stilltraveledtheworld,Brucesaid.
Aaron, who majored in eco-
nomics and minored in business,
planned to go into business with
Benouared when he graduated in
May. He and Benouared planned
theirbusinesstogetherforsixyears,
and Aaron was in the process of
buying half of the business that
Benouared had already started.
Aaron and Benouared started their
first business together when Aaron
was18yearsold.
Hereallywantedtomakesome-
thing for himself, Benouared said.
He wanted a foundation for life
before he jumped into anything. I
had never met a more level-headed
andgoal-orientedguy.
Aaronalsoenjoyeddressingfash-
ionably, cooking, attending concerts
andwatchingSeinfeld.
He was just wonderful, Bruce
said. We couldnt ask for a better
son. We never had a problem with
him.
Aaron was a member of Phi
GammaDelta,andhisfamilyisask-
ing that donations go toward the
fraternity. Donations can be sent to
Brucesbusiness,andthenbedonat-
edtothefraternity.Brucesaddressis
7622 Pebble Dr., Fort Worth, Texas
76118.
ServicesforAaronwillbeheldat
2 p.m. Friday at Warren-McElwain
Mortuary-Eudora Chapel. The visi-
tationbeginsat1p.m.
Aaron is survived by his mother
KarenHarrison,hisfatherandstep-
mother,BruceandBonnieCaldwell,
his sisters, Jaime Lynn Caldwell
and Elena Speake and grandmoth-
ers, Judy Groves and MaryAnn
Harrison.
Edited by Meghan Murphy
BY JEFF DETERS
JDETERS@kaNSaN.COm
The New Hampshire St. Bistro,
811 New Hampshire St., will close
its doors for the final time Sunday
at 3 p.m. The restaurant had been
in business at its current location
forabout13months.
Thecloseoftherestaurantmarks
the end for another small business
in Lawrence. The Mass St. Deli
closed in February, Molly McGees
closed in June, and Joes Bakery
closedlastmonth.
Beth Johnson, Lawrence
Chamber of Commerce vice presi-
dent of economic development,
said that getting people downtown
could be a struggle at times. She
said that more economic devel-
opment, such as office buildings,
would likely help small restaurants
becauseofthelunch-timecrowds.
Michael Levy, New Hampshire
St.Bistroowner,saidtherestaurant
wasnt generating enough revenue
tosurvive.
We just didnt have the people
coming through the doors to pay
thebills,hesaid.
Levy said that currently no one
hadplannedtostartupanewbusi-
nessinthebuilding.Previously,the
restaurantwasinbusinessforabout
five years at 6th and Wakarusa St,
anditlaterhadalocationforabout
threeyearsattheKansasUnion.
Itstoobad,hesaid.Ithinkwe
hadagreatrestaurant.Ifeelbadfor
thecustomersandtheemployees.
Chastity Romero-Latham, a
2006alumna,beganworkingatthe
restaurant only a couple of weeks
ago. She was disappointed the res-
taurant was closing and said that
she was looking for another job.
ShesaidLevywasproactiveinhelp-
inghisemployeesfindnewjobs.
Levy, meanwhile, said he was
busyfinalizingthedetailsofclosing
therestaurantandhadntyetbegun
lookingforanewjob.
Jane Pennington, director of
Downtown Lawrence, Inc., a not-
for-profit organization that pro-
motestheinterestsoftheDowntown
business district, said that despite
the recent closings of Lawrence
restaurants, several potential retail
businesses could open in the com-
ingmonths.
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laSVeGaSO.J. Simpsonmust
facetrial onkidnapping, armedrob-
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asuspectedsportsmemorabiliaheist, a
justiceof thepeaceruledwednesday.
defense attorneys had argued
during a preliminary hearing that
the case was based on the accounts
of con artists and crooks, and they
asked for the charges to be dropped.
Justiceof thePeaceJoeM. Bonaven-
tureruledall chargesinthe12-count
complaint wouldremainagainst Simp-
sonandco-defendantsclarencec.J.
Stewart andcharlescharlieehrlich.
This is what we expected,
Simpson told The associated Press
before he left the courtroom. If I
have any disappointment its that
I wish a jury was here. as always, I
rely on the jury system.
Bonaventure acknowledged that
the testimony of the witnesses was
an issue to be weighed by the court
and that the defense had raised ques-
tions of boughttestimony. He said
that there were a number of motive
and credibility issues, but that they
were not so incredible or implau-
sibleto keep the case from a jury.
Kidnapping convictions could re-
sult in a life sentence with possibility
of parole. armed robbery convictions
would require some time in prison.
Associated Press
Local restaurant one of many to shut down this year
By RACHEL ZOLL
AssOCiAtEd PREss
BALTIMORE Roman Catholic
voters and lawmakers must heed
church teaching on issues ranging
from racism to abortion or risk their
eternal salvation, U.S. bishops said
Wednesday.
Political choices faced by citizens
have an impact on general peace and
prosperity and also may affect the
individuals salvation, the bishops
said. Similarly, the kinds of laws and
policies supported by public officials
affect their spiritual well-being.
The U.S. Conference of Catholic
Bishops overwhelmingly adopted the
statement, Forming Consciences for
Faithful Citizenship, as they ended
the public session of their fall meet-
ing.
They have offered similar guid-
ance to Catholics before every presi-
dential race since 1976.
While the 30-plus-page document
touches widely on Catholic social
justice teaching, the bishops said that
fighting abortion should be a prior-
ity.
The direct and intentional
destruction of innocent human life
is always wrong and is not just one
issue among many, the bishops said.
It must always be opposed.
Catholics make up one-quarter
of the electorate nationwide, but do
not vote as a bloc, and often do not
follow the bishops political guid-
ance. Surveys indicate that most
dont choose candidates based on
that persons position on abortion. In
the current election season, none of
the leading presidential candidates
has been reliably anti-abortion.
The bishops said that voting for a
candidate specifically because he or
she supports an intrinsic evil, such
as abortion or racism amounted to
formal cooperation in grave evil.
The document did not address
whether Catholics who violate this
guidance should continue to receive
Holy Communion.
When you look at eternal salva-
tion, God is the only judge, said
Bishop Nicholas DiMarzio, of the
Diocese of Brooklyn, N.Y. All we
have the ability to do is to warn
people.
The bishops said helping the poor
should be a priority in government,
providing health care, taking in refu-
gees and protecting workers rights,
and the bishops highlighted the need
for environmental protection.
However, they also opposed same-
sex marriage, euthanasia and embry-
onic stem cell research, in addition to
their staunch anti-abortion position.
The prelates, who oppose the
death penalty, said torture is always
wrong, and expressed serious
moral concerns about preventive
use of military force. But in a very
brief floor debate Wednesday before
the vote, they heightened their lan-
guage on terrorism, adding a sen-
tence acknowledging the continu-
ing threat of fanatical extremism and
global terror.
In recent years, some independent
Catholics groups have been distrib-
uting their own voter booklets, with
theological conservatives empha-
sizing abortion and liberal-leaning
groups highlighting church teaching
on war, poverty and social justice.
The bishops urged Catholics to
only use voter resources approved
by the church.
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By sARAH NEFF
sNEFF@kANsAN.COm
Huma Khan said she saw a posi-
tive future for Pakistan despite the
recent turmoil. She said there was a
chance to revitalize the leadership.
Khan, Kansas City, Kan., gradu-
ate student, along with four oth-
ers, participated in a panel discus-
sion Wednesday afternoon called
Turmoil in Pakistan: What are the
Options?
The discussion was sponsored
by International Programs as part
of International Education Week.
On Nov. 2, General Pervez
Musharraf declared a state of emer-
gency in Pakistan, halting general
elections until January, thus keep-
ing himself in power.
Elif Andac, assistant professor
of sociology, said there was a call
for the United States to do some-
thing about the situation, especially
because Pakistan is a U.S. ally.
What just happened in Pakistan
was a very clear violation of democ-
racy, Andac said.
Rauf Arif, Pakistan gradu-
ate student, spoke on the panel
from the perspective of the average
Pakistani. Arif worked as a journal-
ist in Pakistan before he came to
the University. He said Musharraf
appeared to legitimize his actions
by taking refuge under the war on
terror, and the United States had
not yet taken action because of a
vested interest in the regime.
Common people see President
Bush standing behind Musharraf,
a brutal dictator, Arif said. The
United States should try to make
friends from within the people of
Pakistan rather than the dictators.
Bill Lambert, assistant profes-
sor in the Department of Joint and
Multinational Operations at the
U.S. Army Command and General
Staff College at Fort Leavenworth,
said he predicted Musharraf s
actions during a lecture on Oct.
31. He said the Supreme Court
of Pakistan caused a constitutional
crisis by telling Musharraf he could
run for president again before rul-
ing whether it was legal.
Lamberts research suggested
that the greatest points in economic
prosperity were during times of
martial law, and he said he expected
another military coup in the near
future.
Edited by Rachel Bock
forum
Adam MacDonald/KANSAN
Elif Andac, Rauf Arif, Huma Khan, WilliamLambert and TomWilhelmforma panel to discuss issues in Pakistan and its government on
Wednesday afternoon in the Kansas Union. All speakers have experience in the Middle East as sociologists, military personnel or journalists.
Students, professionals
discuss turmoil in Pakistan
By mikE BAkER ANd
CHRistOPHER WiLLs
AssOCiAtEd PREss
RALEIGH, N.C. Barack
Obama, whos been scolding Hillary
Rodham Clinton for not hastening
the release of records from her time
as first lady, says he cant step up and
produce his own records from his
days in the Illinois state Senate.
He says he doesnt have any.
I dont have I dont maintain
a file of eight years of work in the
state Senate because I didnt have the
resources available to maintain those
kinds of records, he said at a recent
campaign stop in Iowa.
Obamas statement that he has
no papers from
his time in the
Illinois state-
house he left
in 2004 stands
in stark contrast
to the massive
Clinton file stored
at the National
Archives: an
estimated 78
million pages
of documents,
plus 20 million
e-mail messages,
packed into 36,000 boxes. While any
file from Obamas time in the state
Senate would be far smaller, the idea
that no papers exist at all is ques-
tioned by one historian.
Most of those guys do keep this
stuff, especially the favorable stuff.
Theyve all got egos, said Taylor
Pensoneau, a historian who has writ-
ten about Illinois legislators and gov-
ernors and worked with them as a
lobbyist for the coal industry.
Obama spokesman Ben LaBolt
said Wednesday that Obama has a
track record of leading the way on
reform and disclosure, adding that
correspondence with state agencies
and records of requests Obama made
to them on behalf of his constituents
are available to the public and have
been accessed by our opponents and
members of the news media.
Pressed for details, LaBolt said
Obama did not keep any correspon-
dence with the general public. Ditto
for letters to or from state asso-
ciations and lobbyists, memos on
legislation and correspondence with
Illinois state agencies. The campaign
said Illinois agencies had copies of
his requests for
i n f o r ma t i o n
or help, but
accessing those
records would
involve contact-
ing the agencies
and asking them
to comb though
eight years of
records to find
correspondence
from Obama.
Meanwhi l e,
the campaign of
John Edwards
Clinton and Obamas leading
rival for the Democratic nomination
said Wednesday it would release
the records from his single term
representing North Carolina in the
U.S. Senate.
Senator Edwards will release the
records from his Senate office and
is committed to getting this done
as quickly as possible, said spokes-
woman Colleen Murray.
Obama criticized Clinton during
a debate in Philadelphia at the end
of October, comparing her record
on records to the Bush administra-
tion and saying the country had just
gone through one of the most secre-
tive administrations in our history.
Clintons papers from her time as
first lady, including her work lead-
ing a controversial health care task
force in her husbands first term,
are held at the National Archives
and Records Administration. The
Clinton campaign has said that nei-
ther she nor husband Bill Clinton can
do anything to speed the process of
review at the National Archives that
must precede the papers becoming
public.
Every president can, and usually
does, exercise a right to withhold
some documents for up to 12 years
after leaving office. Bill Clinton
wrote in a 2002 letter that he did not
want the agency to release commu-
nications between the first lady and
him for that period.
Obama hasnt always claimed
there were no papers left from his
time in the state Senate. Earlier this
year, campaign spokesman LaBolt
asked The Associated Press to nar-
row a request for records on whether
Obama had ever urged clemency for
a convicted criminal.
Youre asking us to do an
extremely exhaustive search into
every record we have from the U.S.
Senate and state Senate offices,
LaBolt said at the time. At the news
conference in Iowa last week, Obama
said he didnt have a whole bunch of
records from those years, but told
reporters to let us know if there
are particular documents that you
are interested in.
national elections
Obama unable to produce
Illinois state senate records
Catholic Church discusses election issues
Statement follows candidates accusations that Hillary Clinton
was not hastening release of records from time as first lady
politics
I dont have - I dont maintain
- a fle of eight years of work in
the state Senate because I didnt
have the resources available to
maintain those kinds of records.
barack obama
Illinois senator
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A standardized exit exam is unreasonable
Graduation assessments could provide valuable insight, but must be tailored to diferent academic disciplines
O
n Oct. 29, the Uni-
versity Senate an-
nounced the pos-
sibility of learner outcome
assessments as a requirement
for future graduates. The Sen-
ate elected a task force that will
conduct research regarding the
variety of learner outcome pro-
grams.
The research will last until
the task force will make their
recommendation back to the
University Senate in December
2008. Learner outcome assess-
ments would require outgoing
students to complete either an
interview or test that would pro-
vide information regarding the
skills that have been developed
as undergraduates.
Tests would provide the
University with the answer of
whether graduates are prepared
to venture out into the work-
force and adulthood.
However, for this test to be
benefcial to all those involved,
it needs to be done correctly. In
order to give all students a fair
assessment, no one test should
be issued to every undergradu-
ate and different majors should
entail different outcome assess-
ments.
For example, it seems unrea-
sonable that an engineering ma-
jor and a history major should
be expected to take the same
test, given that their courses are
different. They each learn differ-
ent things for different purposes,
requiring different tests for dif-
ferent concentrations. How to
issue these tests will be part of
the work and research that the
elected task force will conduct
and complete.
Not only could the tests be
benefcial to the University on
assessing students knowledge
and skills developed, they could
also provide faculty and staff
with a way to assess their own
methods. Our skills develop-
ment directly correlates to the
information we are receiving.
Upon exit assessment, if a
student does not ft the profle
of a capable adult, according
the University, along with the
student and their studying hab-
its, perhaps one will begin to
look to other areas that might
need improvement to help fu-
ture students reach that profle.
We as students will succeed to
the standard in which we set for
ourselves. However without the
tools and the resources to reach
those standards, our success
could be halted.
The possibility of such tests is
still years off, but beginning the
process now, which is in part
practiced by various depart-
ments, allows the University
that much more of an advantage
in perfecting the process.
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zach whiTe
SUA events should
have broader appeal
Booking acts that have a narrow audience leaves
some students wondering what they paid for
Y
ou know, last time I
checked, when some-
body pays for some-
thing, it is not unreasonable for
that person to expect to receive
something useful in return.
Which is why I have been so
confused recently about the ac-
tions of Student Union Activi-
ties.
You see, when we pay our
student fees and a fraction of
that goes to them, we are con-
tracting them to use that money
to do things that should be able
to please as many of the stu-
dents at this school as possible.
Yet for some reason, they are
unable to comprehend this and
have repeatedly used it to bring
entirely too esoteric events to
our school.
I am not some tight-panted,
fancy-haired sissy, and neither
are the majority of KUs red-
blooded good ol boys. And as
a result, I am not interested in
listening to the music of those
people, live or otherwise. So
why is SUA using our mon-
ey to bring artists like Spoon
and Bright Eyes to perform? I
dont want to listen to any art-
ist named after a utensil. Except
for Foghat. They freakin rule.
If SUA wants to entertain those
people, why dont they just have
weekly Donnie Darko screen-
ings? That should keep them
satisfed.
No, instead SUA should be-
ing using the students funds to
fund entertainment the majority
of us would be likely to enjoy.
The following are a few sug-
gestions:
A demolition derby. Vastly
preferable to hearing some
ennui-soaked post-adoles-
cents that refuse to grow up
croon about their pain for an
hour, this would cause some
real, tangible and long-lasting
pain to a select few of the ar-
eas fnest, as they incur whip-
lash and other accident-related
injuries while attempting to ruin
the other drivers rides. Yes,
there is the derby at the county
fair, but that is only once a year.
And that is not nearly enough
for our needs.
Professional wrestling. Pro-
fessional wrestling is one of the
most popular American forms
of entertainment. How can SUA
deny the importance of a com-
modity that Donald Trump has
taken a stake in by purchasing
it? He is a shrewd man that
knows quality when he sees it.
And we would do well to emu-
late this mans entertainment
acumen.
Monster trucks. This may
seem a bit like the frst proposal
in the motorized mayhem, but
frankly they are independent art
forms, though their similarities
do allow a near magical com-
patibility. On another note, nos-
talgia has reigned in our culture
recently in TV shows and mov-
ies. And who doesnt remember
watching monster truck legends
like Bigfoot and Gravedigger on
an early morning Count Chocu-
la fueled rowdy couch jumping
festival of youth?
These are just a few of the
things the SUA could do to im-
prove their event calendars. Al-
though anything would be pref-
erable to the whiners they keep
bringing now.
White is a Colorado Springs,
Colo., junior in journalism.
A conversation with White Owl provokes thought
The Wescoe Beach mainstay ofers advice to everyone on living and self-actualization
W
e sit. We laugh.
We look jovial. We
share a quiet mo-
ment. He tears up a bit. I do as
well. Im one-third this mans
age, I think to myself. Yet hes
livelier than I am.
People pass, and give us
strange looks. We continue to
talk; his voice makes everything
he says sound quote-worthy.
More people pass. Some roll
their eyes, while others smile at
the man whose beard rivals that
of Santa Claus and whose ward-
robe makes one feel pity toward
those who are color blind. He
just takes it all in stride and
keeps coming back to the mes-
sage of the Little Engine That
CouldI think I can, I think I
can. I call him a societal tran-
sistor; he seems to like that.
Im speaking with White
Owl, or Jimmy Neil Tucker, or
Saul (as hes known in Kansas
City). Whatever you call him,
it doesnt matter. Its still him.
I consider White Owl a so-
cietal transistor. You may see
White Owl and strike up a con-
versation with a stranger about
him. He makes people meet
other people just by existing.
He makes connections; theres
something important to that.
We spoke for two hours,
shifting from place to place as
buildings and rooms closed.
This man is no jive turkey. Hes
seen a lot. A previous student at
KU and a Vietnam War veteran,
he now does research on Agent
Orange for a book hes writing,
in-between going to classes for
free as an elderly person. Most
individuals know White Owl as
the man who hangs out on Wes-
coe Beach yelling, Wake Up!
I hope I create that in peo-
ple; the ability to think for them-
selves, not for me. I am not a
leader. I am just a messenger to
wake them up. Thats what my
wake up is about, White Owl
said.
I had always thought it was
to get people in motion to go to
class; I seemed to have this man
all wrong.
Contrary to what some stu-
dents believe, hes not homeless.
Hes well read, well versed in
biblical texts, hes not a pusher
of drugs or ideals and he loves
those who dislike him.
I dont care what they be-
lieve. I just want them to believe
in themselves, White Owl said.
Hes a staple of the University
as much as say the Campanile.
He represents what higher edu-
cation is supposed to be about:
thinking, learning, acceptance
and ideas that stretch outside of
the box.
He told me several stories,
ranging from beating prostate
and brain cancer with frank-
incense, myrrh and prayer, to
Russian double agents threaten-
ing his life, to attaining doctoral
degrees in music at Oxford
whether the stories are apocry-
phal or true is not what matters.
What matters is the message
he sent me. I left my meeting
with this man feeling sure that
I could do anything I damn well
pleased.
I felt inspired.
Heres a class of 2009 gift
idea: a statue of White Owl on
Wescoe Beach with this quote
from White Owl etched below:
Its not about me, because then
wheres the hope if Im gone?
Find it in yourself, realize that
you have more power than you
ever knew.
Stewart is a Wichita junior
in journalism.
For the person who pulled the
fre alarm for the Psych 104 test
today: thanks. no, actually, you
really wasted our time.
i heard sherron Collins is going
to be replaced by Aqib talib.
Ooh, i like the way your monkey
thinks.
i am Beowulf.
i just thought i should let you
know that Chuck norris is suing
Law & Order,claiming that those
are the trademark names of his left
and right leg.
(Editors Note: Please, no. Lets not
start this again.)
studies show that over 400,000
people live in rVs. if this is true,
then how do these people get their
mail?
did everybody on campus know
that were 10-0 in football? i had
no clue until i heard White Owl say
it, like, 100 times on Wescoe beach
today.
i thought the girl with triangle
breasts was weird, then i saw the
guy with the hexagonal ass.
Kansas, keeping America safe
from Missouri since 1854.
the uCLA Bruins play on a
wooden court.
Happy birthday, grizzly bear,
even though you dont deserve it.
Why does my biology tA have to
be so dang hot?
My friend just got paid to make
out with a guy for three hours.
does that make her a whore?
is it weird that my friend went up
to a room to check on a mold
problem and came back with
hickies?
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