KCs Korner!

The Halloween Edition

*Cue blood curdling scream* Mwah ha ha ha *ahem* sorry I mean...Hello PFFers! Thats right, you guessed it! Its the Halloween issue! As you can I have got into the spirit of things and dressed up for the occasion, donning a lot of white make up (actually not that much, Im pre'y pale as it is) as well as some red contact lenses from Cedric (Cant imagine what he uses them for) Anyway everything, well nearly everything, will be Halloween themed in this issue to get you in the spooky mood! As always I hope you enjoy the issue! (Rhynn! When I asked for some decora-ons I actually meant paper bats! Not real ones...No I don't care what Luna said...oh dear this might get messy readers! And oh yep there's a nice big splodge of bat you-know-what on my ar-cle *sigh)

Celeb spot!

Caption contest!
Remember that -me when the trio had to do some deten-on -me in the forbidden forest with Draco? Well if not, here's a lovely shot of Draco with his chops open to remind you! And the winning cap-on goes to...

As you know Halloween is all about dressing up as someone else and ge3ng lots of swee-es! Well it might surprise you to know that everyone's favourite red headed wizard Ron Weasley likes to do just that in his spare -me! Whilst on my a5ernoon walk the other day, I found our Ronald likes to get his ice cream van out for a spin and pretend to be an ice cream man, handing out delicious frozen treats to the kids of the neighbourhood! I had a li'le chat with him and found out this is how he likes to spend his days o Li'le odd maybe but everyones got to have a hobby I suppose. It seems Weasley is not just the king of Quidditch but also the king of ice cream! I just hope that he hasn't let his father near the thing and made it y...that could be messy.

Spooky smiles!
You know the drill PFFers. I tell bad jokes in my issue and its Halloween, so you know what that means...Halloween jokes!

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Spooky creature of the month!

With it being Halloween, I knew I had to my sec-on on the scariest monster I could possibly nd! And so I present to youthe pygmy pu! Aha I kid, I kid! Its not the pygmy pu at all, its the

Acromantula! *cue Ron Weasley screams!*

The Acromantula is not a monster creature to be taken lightly, why just ask Ron and Harry themselves when you get a chance. The Acromantula is a huge, and I mean huge spider capable of human speech. The females may lay up to a hundred eggs at a -me and the eggs are as large as beach balls (though you wouldn't want to play with those on the beach!) The Acromantula likes large prey to feed their huge families (including humans just so you know). They are believed to be a wizard bred creature, as creatures like this are not capable of teaching themselves to talk and must have been taught by humans. It is believed they may have been bred to guard wizard dwellings or treasure. Basically stay away from these bad boys and follow Rons advice: Follow the bu eries!

Thats all for this month folks! As always I hoped you enjoyed the issue and many thanks for the support a lot of you give me! I had some help with this months issue, so will you all give thanks to my ginger ki'y Ollie this month! He was very helpful (at pu3ng fur all over my laptop) I hope I didn't give you too much of a fright this month with my Halloween a3re. I only say cause Dani walked in the oce, promptly dropped all her ar-cles she was edi-ng and screamed at me whilst shou-ng Vampire!!! and sprayed me with essence of garlic...I s-ll haven't managed to rid myself of the smell See you all next month guys! Mucho love from myself (and Ollie) KC