Ad Copywriting Portfolio Fisher Psychic Source

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Do you need advice on your love life, but you only have single friends? Maybe you need financial advice, but everyone you know is broke? For those things you cant ask your friends, ask a psychic! Psychic Source advisors are standing by to use their gifts to help you with almost all of your problems. Psychic Source has over 20 years of experience in providing some of the best psychic advice there is. Become a member today and youll get 10 minutes with an advisor for only $10. Dont put it off any longer. Press nine now to get your questions answered today. SendMe Mobile Ringtone Ads

Hey Little Monsters, Lady Gaga here! You can keep up with me on tour this summer by pressing 9 to hear what city Im in and sign up for SendMe mobile to download my latest ringtones! With SendMe Mobile youll be able to download tons of hot new ringtones, including my new single, Judas. What are you waiting for? Press nine now! Do you want to be the life of the party? Well if youre a <T-mobile> caller, you can press nine now to download Ke$has hit song Tik Tok to your mobile phone today! You can bring the party with you wherever you go! But youve got to press nine now, because time is ticking! So what are you waiting for? Press nine now to have Ke$ha on your phone! Solow Game

Calling from a mobile phone? Lucky you you could guess a number on your cell phone for a chance to win [drumroll sound] $50,000! Press 9 now to play Solow, youll get 20 guesses per day per game plus 100 Solow points every month. Redeem your points for gift cards, iPods and more great prizes AND every time you guess you have a chance to be $50,000 richer! Just press nine now to start playing. Seriously, press nine now! Twilight Video Game

Are you a fan of Twilights New Moon? Do you want to relive your favorite movie moments? Well, youre in luck! <T-mobile> callers now have the opportunity to play The Twilight Saga: New Moon mobile game on your cell phone today with Jamster! You can press nine now to test your knowledge of this popular new hit with New Moon trivia questions. Win trophies, compete with friends and get geared up for the next movie! Just press nine now to learn more. Seriously, press nine now! Avatar Video Game

If youre a <Sprint> customer and youre calling from a mobile phone, you can join Jamster today to play fun new video games like James Camerons Avatar. This action-packed game brings you to the jungles of Pandora, where you can battle invaders and fly through the skies of an alien planet! Just press nine now to download this epic new game straight to your mobile phone. Seriously, press nine now! Social Media Facebook

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Hogwarts Hotline: If Hogwarts was real 781-452-4077 is what its voicemail would sound like! Give it a call and pass it on to any Harry Potter fans you know! Angry Reindeer Hotline: Santa may be jolly, but Frosty? He's a bit pissed-off. Call 786-837-9928 to see why he's got a carrot up his butt this year! Print Advertisements Furniture

Sleep in comfort and style with the Hillsdale Madison King Bed. Walnut and Black, this traditional bed immediately catches your eye with its spectacular design qualities. The sturdy hardwood construction allows you to rest without stress, as the structural integrity of Hillsdale furniture is without parallel. Look no further for other pieces to accessorize this stunning bed; the Hillsdale Madison comes with all necessary components, including the headboard, footboard, and frame. Bring a touch of style and stability to your life with the solidly built and fashionable Hillsdale Madison King Bed.

1. The stylish Hillsdale Madison bed includes traditional design elements. The walnut and black
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Dirty clothes are an eyesore. Good thing the LG HE Series Washer is so good looking! Do your laundry in style with the new LG HE Washer, which includes a stylish white-rimmed door with glass, stackable matching dryer, and optional matching drawer pedestal. The LG HE Series Front Loading washer allows you to wash large amounts of clothing all at once, while the 9 temperature levels ensure your items are washed at the perfect temperature to guarantee their preservation. An LED digital display alerts you of cleaning times with clarity, while the Truebalance anti-vibration system prevents annoying noises and rattling. Keep your clothes and home in style with the LG HE Series White 3.5 Cu Ft. Front Load Washer and 7.1 Cu Ft. Electric Dryer. 1. The sleek and stylish appearance of the LG HE Series Washer in white melds seamlessly with any design properties of your home. 2. Smart Technology gives you 9 temperature levels, Sense Clean capabilities and more to ensure your laundry comes out perfectly clean. 3. The ease of the machine and its LED displays facilitate all cleaning projects, which the antivibration system keeps you from distractions and annoyances. Televisions

Dont you deserve to watch your favorite television shows and movies with ease and clarity? The Sharp AQUOS 46 1080 LED Smart 3D HDTV brings you a world of entertainment and realism that makes you feel like youre a part of the show! 3D surround sound and 3D imaging bring you right into the screen, and allow you to lose yourself in the beauty of your viewing pleasures. The large 46 screen allows you to watch movies in a variety of resolutions while the ultrabright LED system delivers you lifelike colors. With built in wi-fi you can access the internet and all of your stored information directly from your television. Fall into your favorite shows and experience entertainment in a brand new way with the Sharp AQUOS 46 1080 LED Smart 3D HDTV.

1. 3D imaging and surround sound bring YOU into the action.

2. A 46 screen and LED imaging keep the picture sharp and easy to view. 3. Built in wifi allows you to keep up with your favorite files stored on your computer.

Humor Hotline Content Production Hunger Games Hotline Hello and congratulations on your decision to volunteer as a Hunger Games tribute from your District! Only one in 24 will survive so press any key to start the Games and to find out your fate. Happy Hunger Games and may the odds be ever in your favor! 1. You spend most of the Hunger Games hiding out in a wheat field with adequate shelter and food, but you are lured out of hiding by a swarm of Tracker Jackers. The stings from these ravenous, mutated bees leave giant welts on your arms and legs, making it difficult to flee. The venom courses through your veins and into your brain creating terrifying hallucinations. You visualize everyone you love being tortured and eventually imagine your own death. After a few minutes, the Tracker Jackers overtake you, the multiple stings across your neck and throat swell enough to squeeze off your airway and you die of suffocation. The odds were not in your favor. Feel free to call back and try again. Perhaps you will fare better next time. 2. Required to stand on your metal circle for sixty seconds prior to the sound of the gong and the official start to the Hunger Games, you fidget nervously and foolishly attempt a head-start for the cornucopia, hoping to score the best weapons and tools before your fellow tributes. Your early departure triggers a landmine which explodes beneath your feet and blows your legs off, leaving you writhing in pain, gasping for air, and begging for help. A fellow tribute puts you out of your misery by smothering you with his bare hands. The odds were not in your favor. 3. Before the games even begin, you make a pact with a fellow teammate. After the first night in the games you decide to abandon your teammate because you fear you will be betrayed. You realize soon you have no food or hunting tools, and quickly begin to experience horrible hunger. After a few hours spent unsuccessfully searching for food, you spot a parachute falling from the sky. It is a cup of your favorite goat soup sent from your sponsor! You become totally immersed in your first bowl of warm soup in days, and are oblivious to the sound of footsteps behind you. You feel a sudden sharp pain in your neck and see blood dripping into the cup of soup in your lap. You are just realizing the blood is your own as your head falls to the ground, separated from your body, as your limbs twitch spastically for a few seconds before going limp. Your old teammate stands above you and lowers his weapon to claim your soup, which is still warm. The odds were not in your favor.

VICTORY: You rush off your platform and head for the woods. You find a good vantage point on an isolated hill and are able to avoid conflict for the first several days. You have one brief encounter with a competitor while out searching for food, but you quickly overpower him and kick him over the side of a cliff. You spend the next few days hiding in a secluded forest grove and are able to eat and drink well due to your superior hunting skills. You make it to the final four and head to a feast the game-makers have organized. When you arrive, there are already two bodies on the ground and only one opponent left standing. He is bigger and stronger than you, but you notice he is limping badly, favoring an already-broken left leg. You exploit this weakness, fighting him quickly and deftly, and ultimately defeating him with a fatal blow to the side of the head with a rock.

You are the official winner of this years Hunger Games! You have done your district proud. Because of your victory, your entire district will be fed for an entire year! You and your family will live in a special mansion in the Victors Village, where you will be showered in unimaginable riches for the rest of your lives! Congratulations! The odds were most certainly in your favor!

Humor Hotline Content Production Harry Potter Book Summary Hotline

Book 1 Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone A young boy named Harry Potter has been living with his over-stuffed relatives, the Dursleys, after an evil Wizard named Voldemort, here-after referred to as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, killed his parents and tried unsuccessfully to kill him. The Dursleys have tried for years to hide the fact that Harry is likely a wizard himself and taken to locking Harry in the closet. On the eve of his 11th birthday he rescued by a half-giant named Hagrid, comes out of the closet, and is recruited to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Soon, the wand-toting Harry has to figure out how to enter platform 9 and to board the train for Hogwarts. There he makes friends with a carrot-top named Ron and, begrudgingly, a smarty-pants witch named Hermione. After a touch and go moment where the sorting hat wants to put Harry in the badly-reputed Slytherin house, all three end up being sorted into the Gryffindor house. In their first flying lesson Harry has a run in with the school bully, Draco Malfoy. After a spectacular dive to save Neville Longbottoms Remembral from Draco, Harry is recruited to Gryffindors Quidditch team, a sport played on broomsticks. On Halloween night a troll is found in the school. Harry and Ron, against the teachers instructions, steal off to save the exasperating Hermione, who has locked herself in the girls bathroom after an unfortunate breakout of pimples. They encounter the troll and kill it using the old wand-up-the-nose technique. During the first Quidditch match Harrys broom starts misbehaving and Hermione sees Potions Professor, Severus Snape, muttering under his breath. Thinking hes jinxing Harrys broomstick she sets his clothes on fire to break the spell. OK, shes on our team! Soon Harry, Ron and Hermione have their first real mystery to solve. Someone broke into Gringotts, the wizard bank, and attempted to steal an item that they surmise is now being hidden at Hogwarts, behind a huge, slobberly three-headed guard dog. The item is the famous Sorcerers Stone, which will provide eternal life and unlimited wealth to its owner. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is after the stone. Not surprisingly, the trio of tweens decide its up to THEM to find the stone before He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named does. They get past the guard dog and beat some fantastic wizard traps to reach the stone. Once Harry arrives alone at the prize he realizes that Professor Quirrel, Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is possessed by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. A fight ensues in which Harry passes out and is saved by the headmaster Dumbledore, who decides in the end to destroy the stone.

Now, for book two, hang on the line, or press zero to exit out to the main menu.

Sopa Hotline

The SOPA bill, or the Stop Online Piracy Act, if made law, would allow U.S. law enforcement and copyright holders to destroy the ability to share intellectual property online. For those that don't know, SOPA is a bill that would allow U.S. law enforcement to prevent copyrighted intellectual property from being circulated online. Copyrighted intellectual property is any type of website, article, artistic or musical work created by one person (as opposed to a business) and protected by law so others cannot steal their creation. This property is currently shared online by websites like Wikipedia, Youtube, and Facebook, but the SOPA bill would make it illegal to stream videos, read articles, share pictures or music created by an individual. Under SOPA, Internet users who are caught steaming videos would face up to 5 years in jail. This is internet censorship, which will violate your first amendment right to free speech. Popular websites like YouTube, Facebook and Wikipedia will be annihilated, as well as the business that is created by these sites. Press 1 now to defend your constitutional rights. Stop SOPA now! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thank you, your choice has been recorded. Be sure to pass the number on to friends and family so they can voice their opinion as well. LETS STOP SOPA!