Jesus and the Parable of the Three Little Pigs

By

Anthony J. Fejfar, B.A., J.D., Esq., Coif

© Copyright 2009 by Anthony J. Fejfar

Little Joshua came up to Jesus of Nazareth, and said, “Please Sir, could tell me

one of your wonderful stories?” “Certainly,” said Jesus, why don’t you sit down and

make yourself comfortable.” “O.K.” said Little Joshua. Jesus said, “Once upon a time

there were Three Little Pigs. Each Pig was told by God the Father to build a house for

that Pig to live in. The First Little Pig built his house out of straw and finished very

quickly. The First Little Pig then went and laughed at the Second Little Pig who was

building his house out of sticks and who took longer to build his house. When the

Second Little Pig was finished building his house made out of sticks, the First Little Pig

and the Second Little Pig went to watch the Third Little Pig build his house. The Third

Little Pig was building his house out of bricks. The First Little Pig and Second Little Pig

laughed at the Third Little Pig for taking so long to build his house. Finally, the Third

Little Pig finished his brick house and each Little Pigs went to his respective house and

went to sleep. During the Night a Big Bad Wolf came to the First Little Pig’s House.

“Little Pig,” said the Big Bad Wolf, “open the door so that I can devour you.” The First

Little Pig said, “Big Bad Wolf, I am safe in my Straw House and I will not come out.”

The Big Bad Wolf took a deep breath and blew the First Little Pig’s Straw House down

and devoured the First Little Pig. The Big Bad Wolf belched, and and then went to the

Stick House of the Second Little Pig. “Little Pig,” said the Big Bad Wolf, “Open the

door so that I can devour you.” The Second Little Pig said, “Big Bad Wolf I am safe in
my Stick House and I will not come out.” The Big Bad Wolf used his claws to tear at the

sticks until the Stick House fell down. The Big Bad Wolf then devoured the Second

Little Pig. After belching, the Big Bad Wolf went to the Brick House of the Third Little

Pig. “Little Pig,” said the Big Bad Wolf, “Open the door so that I can devour you.”The

Third Little Pig said, “Big Bad Wolf I am safe in my Brick House and I will not come

out.” The Big Bad Wolf then huffed and puffed and tried to blow down the Brick House

of the Third Little Pig, and failed. The Big Bad Wolf then clawed at the Brick House of

the Third Little Pig to try to tear it down, and failed. Finally, the Big Bad Wolf got a

Ladder and climbed up onto the roof of the Brick House a went down the chimney. The

Big Bad Wolf fell into a Pot Boiling Water and was cooked to death. The Third Little

Pig then devoured the Big Bad Wolf for dinner and then had his friends over for leftovers

the next day.

“Sir,” said Little Joshua,”This is a wonderful story, what does it mean?” Jesus

replied, “Well, Little Joshua, the First Little Pig chose selfishness as his Binding Spell

and chose poorly, and thus was devoured by Satan. The Second Little Pig chose the Evil

as his Binding Spell, and chose poorly, and was devoured by Satan. Finally, the Third

Little Pig chose The Individual Good of the Third Little Pig as his Binding Spell and

devoured Satan. Only, the Third Little Pig chose wisely.”

“Jesus,” said Little Joshua, “I am choosing the Individual Good of Little Joshua for

my Binding Spell.” “Excellent choice,” said Jesus, “you now have a wonderful existence

ahead of you.”