Romayo praised every girl in the room. Even the ugly ones.

It was clear, Romayo was not himself. The one girl in the room worth any attention, Romayo spent a gratuitous amount of time defaming in the cruelest and choicest terms. That bitchs got so much plastic on her, her tits probably read Made by DOW Chemicals! I mean, Jesus Christ, look at that nose. Twenty bucks says that tricks wearing a shit load of foundation to make the pockmarks on her cheeks look as mild as they are. You have to pick up that girl. Oh, shit. You guys are such dicks. How did you know I wanted that one? Shes the only one you have completely shot down in front of us since we walked in here. Considering how youve been fucking with us when we like a girl, it seemed like the Alright. So what do you want me to do? Be a dick, right? No. advantage. True. So, what then? Remember the movie Rain Man? Yeah... Im thinking a combination of Rain Man and I Am Sam. What? You cant be serious. Your name will be Jeremy. You have a tick that causes your head to bob around, your right armll be palsied and you have a drooling problem. accomplishment at making minimum wage. This is fucked up. Get going, Jeremy. Dick. scoffed Romayo, with a muttered annoyance. His eyes seemed to burn his sulking mood away, only to be replaced with the possibility of an achievement beyond an orgasm. Okay. began Romayo, as his scheming nature began to roil just beneath his cooled surface. If I do this and pull it off, will it prove to you Im the shit? Leroy scoffed and waved Romayo off, dismissively. Damn. Ill tell you what. began Leroy, cockily. You always want to put me in gay situations, right? Ever been blown by a man? Romayo shook his head nervously, unsure where Leroy was leading him. Leroys smile grew mockingly wry and he laughed his words to him as if Finally. You just moved into the Children of Hope endorsed halfway home for mentally disabled bus drivers. And youre very proud of your Thats too easy for you. You could still find a way to work that to your logical conclusion. Not only that, you forget, we know you, Rome.

Romayo consisted of so much inconsequential tripe. If you can pull this off; Ill suck your dick! Leroy leaned back, triumphantly, and folded his hands behind his back. Thats how much faith I have Im gonna win this shit. Romayo sat perfectly still. Im not too sure I actually want to win this, any more... thought Romayo, and his face contorted at the imagery of a man, let alone such a huge and... voluminous one as Leroy Catoose, kneeling before him, looking up with playful eyes, as his lips traveled from the tip to length of his only pride and joy. Romayo rose slowly, turned and began to march toward the beautiful woman at the far end of the bar as if his feet were leadened and his knees were breaking with every step. They watched in silence as Romayo walked across the clubs common grounds between the bar and the dance floor toward his target. She sat there in a tight red slip that was fastened in the back by only a string, and hung down from the edge of her hard 36 D breasts over her stomach to reveal a hard six pack along her belly. She wore tight black gym pants to show her form in an incredible detail. She was easily, the one woman in the room to chase... the one who would be completely unimpressed by any attempt to win her. Romayo neared her, and as he walked, a transformation overtook him. His legs became stiff, and his hands grew gimped. It appeared as if his arms were taking to the joints of wings, and bending into himself as if he were undecided on if he preferred to fly or stay grounded. And his head began to bobble from side to side as if following his eyes interests. From across the bar, Nico, Gate, D and Emir put their heads down as they heard Romayos voice take on a childs scream. HELLO! shouted Romayo, full of youth and exuberance, that stunned the poor woman into a wide eyed daze. They tried not to laugh as he continued to shout with an increasing silence. MY NAME is Jeremy. I think youre pretty. You are so pretty. Romayo laughed a dull whined roll, and his face made an unpleasant smile that only a six year old could be adored for wearing. And then, the unimaginable happened. Her eyes grew soft and cheerful to Romayo, as smiled and shook his hand. She offered Romayo a seat, and called over a cocktail waitress to order a drink. He then insisted on paying, raving about his new job as a bus driver for other disabled children. She smiled, and Romayo drooled, wiping his mouth with his gimped hand. Oops, sorry. said Romayo. She actually wiped his mouth and took his hand. They talked for twenty of the most agonizing minutes Nico, D and Gate had ever experienced. Emir watched with a smile of amazement, humbled at the foot of a master.

She took Romayo by the hand, and led him through the front door. Nico, Gate and D ran out the door, after Romayo to witness this oddity. Nico turned to Gate and D with a cold scowl. I got twenty, says we got set up. It doesnt matter at this point. scoffed Gate, coolly, and strained to keep from wheezing a high pitched laugh. This is so fucking entertaining, Id suck his dick just to say thanks for acting like a fool for a half hour. Man, I dont know when Ive laughed this hard. They came around the corner in the parking lot and stopped dead in their tracks as the girl opened the door to a candy red Ferrari, took off her top revealing beautiful firm breasts with no obvious scar marks, sat on the edge of her car seat, undid Romayos pants and pulled out his member. OH NO! TOUCHING MY PRIVATE PLACE! NO, DOCTOR, ILL BE GOOD! DONT TOUCH ME THERE! I PROMISE ILL BE GOOD! She opened her mouth wide, and let her lips and tongue travel deep down the length of him to the soft of his hip. Romayo twitched and verged on breaking character. His face contorted to his normal mannerisms for a split second, with mixed sensations, and then returned to his Jeremy character with a full body twitch, and a freakishly goofy smile. OK! KEEP GOING! OH! THAT FEELS NICE. BAD THOUGHTS! BAD THOUGHTS! Out of the corner of his eye, Romayo noticed his friends peering from stationary positions with a staggered fascination. He grinned to them, and almost broke character as her tongue hugged the belly of his shaft, and her forehead twisted from his left hip bone to the right, causing Romayos eyes to bulge as a staggered inhale built to his shriek of pleasure and comedy for our expense. PRETTY GIRL! TWENTY DOLLARS! PRETTY GIRL! TWENTY DOLLARS! Her motions became faster, and she slammed down to his hip bones, adding her hand to twist the opposite way of her motions, bringing her fingers to the tip of his shaft before plunging down to his hip bone, again. As Romayo neared release, his mouth opened wide, as he bit his lips. DIRTY THOUGHTS, OH NO! DIRTY TOUGHTS! Romayos expression returned to the goofy smile, and the roar of a mad man. ALL MY MAN JUICE GONE! ALL MY MAN JUICE GONE! ALL MY MAN JUICE GONE! ALL MY MAN JUICE GONE! She held her head still, against him with a silent pause, not yet releasing him from the back of her throat. Romayo twitched against her uvula, for a moment, before she released his member from the soft, warm, wet embrace of her mouth. She then rose from her car, pressed her breasts against his chest and pulled his head down to kiss him deeply. Romayo seemed to struggle for a moment, as if unsure how to use his lips, and asking some unseen watcher for

guidance, before she released him, and leaned away as his head seemed more to kiss nervously from the side, than outright. She pressed her breasts against him in a loving gesture, then turned away. Romayo stood for a moment in silence, before jumping in place like a child and pleading excitedly. DO IT AGAIN! THAT WAS FUN! DO IT AGAIN! ILL BE GOOD I PROMISE! Nico and D traded looks of annoyance, as Gate stared in a pensive silence. narrowed his eyes and frowned to D. The entire time, Romayo never broke character. She then put her top back on, as Romayo continued to jump and tap her shoulder annoyingly asking for a second performance. She shooed him off and climbed into her Ferrari. Romayo waved like a little child as she drove past him. She waved back cheerily and then rolled down her windows as she dialed a number onto her cel phone. She passed right past them as her conversation began. Hey, Staci! What are you doing tonight? Me? I just blew a retard. Try an top that. Her sound system began to echo through the parking lot as she pulled onto the street. Damn. exclaimed Nico. Romayo walked up in character until the Ferrari had vanished from sight. Then his arms stretched out and he cracked his back and neck as he adjusted to his original posture. Fuck, that was hard. You guys suck, you know that? groaned Romayo. around the shaft. Oh, Gate. Whatre you waitin for? Get suckin, bitch! Gate, usually a man of his word, looked down at Romayos member and scoffed. Man, how bout a beer instead? Romayo smiled, and nodded. Yeah, thatll do. Besides, that was the best head Ive had in three months. Your virgin mouthd probably spoil my mood. Emir, stood in silence, not daring to even move. He merely stood there smiling as if he had just found the gold road to nirvana. Romayo is God. whispered Emir, in awe. His look quickly grew to a playful smile as he pulled his member out again revealing the lipstick ring Nico

Ay, yo. Ill tell you what Weve been fucking with you pretty hard tonight. Tell you what; that girl over there is fuckin dyin for you. Shes just waiting for you to come over. Dont fuck with me. No, really. Look I put in a good word for you. Shes down. been blown tonight, I might as well spread the wealth around. Right? Are you for real? Get over there. And dont come back without her panties. Im gonna fuck the shit outta her. Thats the spirit! I am so evil. Whats up? What do you mean? You got that look on your face. You know, the one you get when you play a prank that everyone gets but the one you set up to fall. Spill it. Alright. You know, Emir, over there? I hooked him up with who hes dancing with now. Damn. That bitchs bad. Nigga, why didnt you hook me up with her? Chill, man. You dont want her. Believe me. Whats wrong with her? You were enjoying the fuck out of her on the floor. We were watching you. Yeah, I was enjoying her. Until she tried to kiss me, and I started thinking about it. This place is kinda like a gay club that allows all types. This is pretty much a free for all. So when she started kissing my neck and working toward my ears, I realized what she might be, an I checked. You tellin me thats a guy? Thats what Im sayin. You felt a dick? Yup. Miss Thing over there is sporting a nice package. Nah. I dont buy it. Ive felt some fat pussies through panties before. It looks and But theres no almost feels like a dick until you press harder an; starts ta sink in. Thats gotta be a woman. Since Ive already

Ive been in fat pussies before, and Ive had em in my hands before. Damn.

pussy on earth sporting balls in front. Trust me, Gate, her dicks bigger than yours.

You think we should tell Emir? Nah. Lets see what happens. Emir danced tight to her and ground his hips against her in a simulation of what he silently promised her later. She kissed his neck, and Emir returned the favor. to her cleavage, and Emir seemed intoxicated by her. their glasses in a mock salute, and encouraged his folly. That was the instant all their faces ran long and their eyes widened in both pity and disgust as the transsexual turned Emir around, and pulled him into a long, deep tongue kiss that grew wild in the midst of the grinding dance style they were interlocked in. No one knew what to do. bull. No one knew what to say. They merely sat in stunned disbelief, as their friend tainted himself, like a herd of elephants mourning the carcass of an older Nico turned away first, while Gate and Romayo tried to suppress laughter. Emir rolled out of the kiss to stare at his friends in a daze, while Gate and Romayo, in turn raised their thumbs high and applauded as the transsexual pulled him off the dance floor toward the door. As they approached the door, the laughter ceased. They reassured each other, nervously... Oh, my god... Whats happening? Chill, D. Its cool. Dude, shes taking him outside! Naw, man. The bathrooms that way. Maybe they both gotta take a leak, or something. Hell figure out somethings up when they both go into the same room. This did not offer any peace, as Nico jumped up and raced through the crowd toward the bathrooms. Do you think he went to the bathrooms? I dont think so. I think Emir walked out the door. Nico ran up in a huff. Emirs not anywhere. His cars still here, but hes nowhere on the block. I think the he-she was driving a pink Dodge Neon. But Emirs gone. Hes just a stupid kid with a fake I.D. Rome. What the fuck were you thinking? I was doing him a favor. I just didnt think I was doing him a favor. No, you werent doing him a favor. You were fucking with him. Now the fag in the dress is going to be fucking with him. Calm down, Nico. We all were enjoying that shit. Its all our faults. An now we lost him. A sixteen year old kid getting lost in a gay nightclub. She held his head Dreamily, he turned and smiled to his

friends at the table, who watched in both shock, and suppressed laughter. They simply raised

Nico, he didnt get lost in a prison. You know he gets his ass kicked by girls at school. just let him wander the fuck right out of here. Im sorry. What do you want me to do? Nico collapsed into the booth and sighed his frustrations away. I need a beer. Alright. resolved Romayo, amicably. Ill buy you another round. Will that mellow you out? Nico stared up at Romayo for a long moment, and scoffed. A little. Fine. scoffed Romayo, uncaringly. Ill be back. Romayo walked away, still reeling from the browbeating. Fuck. Gate patted Nico on the shoulders, and rubbed his neck consolingly. Go easy on him, man. soothed Gate. Nico scoffed, and rested his chin on his fists. Romayos an immature little fuck. muttered Nico, indignantly. The sooner he gets straightened out; the better. Gate stared at Nico, with bewildered eyes. Whats your problem? You wanna know my problem? retorted Nico, with a thick sarcasm. Alright. Heres my problem Hes hooked us up with how many chicks over the last three months? Two. answered Gate, unsure where Nico was taking this reasoning. Nico looked directly into Gates eyes and let his iris burn into his mind. I wasnt flippin em over an checking. said Nico, flatly. Were you? Romayo came back with the beer and saw Gate and Nico eyeing him suspiciously. Romayo put his head down, and already knew he was walking into a lions den. He put his head down and shrugged. One more beer coming up. said Romayo. He scoffed as he turned to walk back to the bar. Gate and Nico studied his back as he walked to the bar, leaned across the bar counter and spoke with the bartender in close confiding tones and gestures. With a nod and a handshake, Romayo faced Gate and Nico, pursing his lips in a bit back annoyance as he returned from the bar and sat back down. Where are the beers? Relax, theyre coming. So are the transsexual and Emir about now, chimed Nico, grimly. You know Emirs on the cheerleading squad. AND the drill team. They dont get more effeminate than Emir. An you

Dont start. I bought you a beer to shut you up. Drink the fucking beer, already. It was then that a cocktail waitress walked up to the table with a heavy tray filled with drinks. She placed two beers in front of all of them, then set down three shot glasses and a bottle of Wild Turkey Whiskey. Gate and Nico stared at the bottle as if it offended them, and looked up at Romayo skeptically. Whats this? This is to shut you up for a while longer, scoffed Romayo, flatly. I feel bad for Emir, and Im sorry if Im fucking up the night. Youre just nervous were gonna leave your ass here. At this, Romayo had reached his maximum tolerance for browbeating, and glared back at them, gesturing to their drinks as if the bottles and shot glasses offended him. I just paid over a hundred dollars for you guys. scoffed Romayo, flatly. The taxi wouldve been under fifty. Alright, Im sorry. I shouldnt be breaking your balls so hard. Im just a little pissed. Lets just drink and forget. Works for me. Romayo poured shots for everyone and toasted his friends. They downed the shots and chased it with the beers. shaking. Guys? whined Emir, with a shiver. front of him. Are you okay? asked Romayo. What happened? demanded Nico. Gate leaned back and played with the white hand towel in his fist, occasionally trading hands as the other grew warm and wet. but soon regained control of his speech. I um, took the girl out to the parking lot, an... I looked there. blurted Nico, sharply. Yeah, I saw you, an waved. answered Emir, nervously, with a shrug. But I was kinda busy. Where were you? blurted Nico, critically. She wanted to taste my dick, replied Emir, battling with his need to brag and a growing despair, so I decided to take her to the Suburban, and I set up the back with a blanket an some pillows so we could be warm an comfortable, you know? gonna catch us. Its all tinted, so I know no ones Emir stammered They raced to sit Emir down, and put a beer in It was then, they noticed Emir standing there, pale as a ghost and

What happened next? demanded Nico. She, um She started suckin my dick. said Emir, nervously. Nico and Gate put their heads down, and shot looks at Romayo out of the corners of their eyes, as Romayo swallowed a snicker and efforted to retain his composure. Emirs comments worked against him, in a painful teeter between hysterical laughter and the realization a laugh at that very moment, could bring about a necessity for him to scream for security to save him from the clutches of Gate and Nico. I mean, this bitch was good, continued Emir in amazement which quickly coupled with guilt, A little too good. She knew every trick to get a man to come. I almost came three times, an she got me to stop. Then the last one she um swallowed. that shit like Kool-Aide before. That shit was so good. Now, both Romayo and Gate traded looks of restrained laughter, and they looked back at Nico, to gauge his humor. Nico swallowed his laughter, and focused on his disgust for Romayo, at that moment. What happened next? stammered Nico, trying to retain his suppressed rage. Emir began to stammer, again, and gestured apologetically to them as he continued. Well, my pop raised me if a woman was gonna do something nice for you, you should return the favor. Oh, no. moaned Romayo, as he felt the burning rage from Gate and Nico on the back of his neck. Tell me you didnt. I mean, I was about to, stammered Emir and stared at the empty air as if the particles in the air offended him, I just didnt know when I decided I was gonna return the favor, Id be actually returning the favor. Emir began to roll his tongue around his mouth, to avoid the bad taste in his throat and his face contorted as if he battled with an unpleasant flavor. Emir What happened? I started feeling down there, an she was getting all excited. Playing with my hair, an it felt nice an everything. She started moaning, n getting all excited, an then she grabbed my hair and pushed me down there. At first, I was gonna do it, too. So what did you do? When I got close, her pussy moved. underwear. An hit me in the face. Oh, shit. What did you do? Then her moans get all deep an manly. She starts whispering to me Like Yeah, suck it. Take it all. An then her pussy... slipped out of her Man, I never seen a bitch drink

Emir What did you do? I did what any other red-blooded American would do, replied Emir, and puffed his chest up bravely, only to crumble to the stammer again and looked tragically at them. I screamed. An then I got out of the truck. Emir, listen to me. Where is the bitch? Tell me you didnt leave her in the truck. Oh, no. I made the bitch get out of the truck. An I took the club out to lock up the steering wheel. Good boy. Did you lock it? Yeah. What about the girl? What happened to the girl. Well thats what I was tryin to tell you. She started screamin an getting all crazy in the parking lot, an using her gay mans voice. What did you do? I hit the bitch with the club. You hit her? With everything I got. Yeah. Jesus. She could be dead. We better get out there an check on her. So is she still out there? No. Thats just the thing... Whats the thing? Well, when I hit her with the club, she hit the ground pretty hard. Was she okay? Yeah, I think so. You think so? Yeah. Hard. What happened? Well Thats just the thing. Bitch knocked my ass out. An thats why it took me so long to get back in here. Thats just the thing. Cause when she got up, the bitch hit me in the face. An I was pretty pissed, so I stood over her an started screaming at her. An thats when she got up. So Im getting nervous because shes getting this crowd of people watching, an shes slapping me and spitting on me.