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-Prides himself on having the best shoe game in all of Division I Basketball -Currently working his way through the Hunger Games series, also known as English 410 at Arizona #20 G (JR.) JORDIN MAYES- LOS ANGELES, CA -Didnt accept our friend request on Facebook, thanks for nothing Jordin. -Is shooting a miserable 25.8% from 3pt range, please encourage him to move closer! #21 F (FR.) BRANDON ASHLEY-SAN FRANCISCO Twitter: @_Bash21 Instagram: @_Bash -We believe Brandon is attempting to set the world record for most selfies taken on Instagram, he currently has 81. *No seriously, follow him its an absolute treat -Is a 49ers fan Go Ravens. -Brags about his 100% 3pt percentage (2 for 2) and his Temple Run score (3,710,514) *Cant decide which of those stats we find least impressive -And then there is this (left) from his official visit to Arizona *Its probably just water in those cups, right?
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#30 F (SO.) ANGELO CHOL- SAN DIEGO, CA Twitter: Angelo_Chol -Enjoyed his time with the Dawg Pack during his recruiting visit, unfortunately he was asked to return to his seat *They should have let him stay. -Is a native of Sudan, which we all know is much worse than Senegal! -His neighbors harbored a fugitive for a few weeks; Angelo kindly fed the culprit tacos during his stay. #31 F (JR.) MATT KORCHECK- TUCSON, AZ Twitter: @mkorcheck_31 -Matt is a JUCO transfer who is redshirting this year -Matt was born in Japan, and was disappointed he did not get to travel with the team to Hawaii in December #33 F (FR.) GRANT JERRETT- CHINO HILLS, CA Instagram: grant_jerrett -Nothing about this guy is exciting whatsoever, being around him must be borderline intolerable, we imagine he is that guy at a party who just sits there creepily, making everyone uncomfortable. -And this picture just solidifies that argument. *Who invited that Amish guy? Oh wait, its just Grant. #50 G (FR.) JACOB HAZZARD- LOS ANGELES, CA Twitter: @jacobhazzard Instagram: @jacobhazzard -Jacob is a walk-on, and after meeting Bill Walton in the bathroom prior to the UCLA game, he received a S/O from Walton on ESPN against UCLA. His friends, having never seen a freshman get so much attention on TV, lost their collective minds on Twitter! He is 0 for 6 this year. -Jacob has been dominant at the Arizona Rec Center; the student body is no challenge for the DI guard. *Invite him down to the IMA? #51 G (SR.) QUINTON CRAWFORD- OLD BRIDGE, NJ Twitter: @QueCraWford Instagram: que_crawford -Quinton, a walk-on, has played 12 minutes in his career and is yet to score. Sucks to suck. -Has been very stressed recently, causing him to lose 9 pounds. *That is actually kinda scary, someone check that out. #52 F (SR.) MAX WIEPKING- ENGLEWOOD, CO Twitter: @maxwiepking52 Instagram: @maxwiepking52 -Pronounced weep-King -Max genuinely felt bad for the Seahawks after their loss to the Falcons and for that we respect him. -Brrrrooooooooooooooo Ouch.
#35 C (FR.) KALEB TARCZEWSKI- CLAREMONT, NH Twitter: @kalbekazeus33 Instagram: @kalebkazeus33 -Pronounced tar-zoo-ski, but dont ask him how to spell it because he still doesnt know how to. -Is shooting a rather pathetic 53% from the charity stripe, and has 31 turnovers to go with his only 7 assists -Arizona fans feel let down by Kaleb, after he was very highly ranked coming out of high school. #44 F (SR.) SOLOMON HILL- LOS ANGELES, CA -Solomon has been on the team for 67 years, okay that is not true but it definitely feels like it, this will be his last foray into the PNW as a Wildcat. -Solomon is a serious party pooper, he has been advising Arizonas highly touted freshman class to avoid partying and that they need to focus on basketball? *Come on Sully, YOLO! -But, dont worry Solomon has fun too! He enjoys walking his poodle and Japanese Anime
#55 F (SO.) DREW MELLON- SANTA ANA, CA -We genuinely feel bad for Drew, a walk-on, who is listed by Arizona as player who can really contribute in practice situations. *Basically he is Sean Millers B#&$% -However, Drew has been able to appear for 9 whole minutes this year, no one can hold Drew down! HAVE FUN! AND REMEMBER, KEEP IT CLASSY, WE ARENT OREGON!