Study Breaks Magazine - April 2013, Austin

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2013 MISS HAVEN
How macho is your man cave?
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INSIDE
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APRIL 2013 VOL. 25 STUDYBREAKS.COM
05 CROWNED!
Features
22 50+ WAYS TO
DOMINATE COLLEGE
Free Stuff, Outrageous Pranks, Dorm Room Dates and Much, Much More!
Music
38 C ALENDAR 40 HOT BAND: THEM SWOOPS 42 SB SPINS: PRE-DATE JAMS
ZIGGY RAMSEY, MISS HAVEN 2013, SHARES HER SECRETS!
Hot Section
10 12 18 OT LIST H HOT OR NOT HOT STYLE
The Scene
28 DRINK SPECIALS
Every Bar. Every Special. Every Night.
32 25 WAYS TO PIMP
YOUR PLACE!
Interior Decorating Secrets and Badass Stuff You Gotta Get!
Your Place
50 54 DIG IN HOUSING GUIDE
Dorm-Friendly Sweet Treats Find Your New Place
In Every Issue
08 CAREERS 14 HOW TO 16 CREATE-A-DATE 36 QUIZ: HOW MACHO IS YOUR MAN CAVE? 46 CAMPUS VOICES 48 TRENDS 52 TFM
FAB 5: THIS MONTH IN STUDY BREAKS

HAVE A 90S FLASHBACK PG. 10 LOOK FIT AND FASHIONABLE PG. 18 PISS OFF YOUR ROOMMATES PG. 22 TEST THE MACHO-NESS OF YOUR MAN CAVE PG. 36 CHECK OUT YOUR NEW FAVE BAND PG. 52
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MEET MISS HAVEN!
ZIGGY RAMSEY WON OVER THE WAREHOUSE DISTRICT AND EARNED A COVETED CROWN AND THE TITLE OF HAVENS HOTTEST
Ziggy Ramsey tore up the competition in March, snagging mad votes on Facebook and then rocking the runway in an evening dress and bikini. Winning the Miss Haven 2013 contest, she scored some sweet swag, including $1000 and two SXSW badges. Come catch her performing a badass burlesque show or hitting the dance floor at Haven!
What do you think qualified you to winbesides rocking the runway?
I put a lot of work into my outfits and image for the show. I also do monthly burlesque shows here.
What are you looking for in a Mr. Haven?
Well-dressed and a gentleman! Two very hard things to find these daysbasically impossible. sense of humor
What are your turn-ons? Good cologne, shoes and a Whats the worst pick-up line youve ever heard?
In traffic on I-35 on Valentines Day, a guy pulled up and asked me out the window what he should buy me.
Where would we find you at 2 a.m. on a Saturday?
If its not Barbarella patio, its at home, eating ice cream and watching cartoons.
And noon on a Sunday?
Drinking mimosas at Kung Fu. Sunday funday!

Whatre your hidden talents?
I bake really well and make really good desserts! Its like secretly Im a 1950s housewife who loves to bake.
Hometown: Stephenville Age: 22 Major: Fashion Marketing Relationship Status: Single Where will you be in five years?
Hopefully touring with burlesque and making an elaborate line of lingerie.

Whats your life motto?
Live and let live! Too many people get caught up judging people, and I think everyones choices are beautiful.
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APRIL'S UP IN HURRRR
Well, April is.April. I could break out the clichs and tell you how April showers bring May flowers, BUT lets be honest: Screw flowers. May brings the end of the semester and Im pretty sure everyones wayyyy more excited about that than the prospect of some shitty carnations. It also seems that not much is going on besides Easter, and Im not going to spout religion at you (Do I LOOK like Joel Osteen?! *shudder*), so instead Im just going to regale you with the delightful content we t exper Me and my bro--the man cave urne Melbo of s have in this issue. Because Im a damn street on the mean good regaler. First of all, Im beyond excited to go Martha Stewart on your asses this month and offer you tips, tricks and most of allAWESOME accessories for your apartment and dreamy dcor for your dorm. Weve got the sickest stuff we could find (via Google, naturally) to make your pad, like, totally rad, whatever your personality. AND THATS NOT ALL. Weve also compiled a couple of pages to help you kick colleges ass via scoring free stuff, pranking your roommate (theyll NEVER suspect it post-April 1st), dominating the dating scene from your dorm room and more. Weve also got a quiz for all you bros to determine exactly how macho your man cave is. (Hint: If The Notebook, doilies or Marilyn Monroe posters make an appearance, your outlook isnt good.) PLUS enjoy some 90s toy flashbacks, Hot or Notdorm edition, and more riveting, intellectual and profound content thats sure to have you clamoring for more. CLAMORING.
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HIT UP GOODWILL
Go Macklemore Thrift Shop-style and stick it to the man (aka mall) by rocking some middle schoolers discarded Abercrombie. Bring the moose back, bro.
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Three dates/day and your meals are covered! Just lower your standards and allow some creeps to penetrate your social circlethat doesnt mean they have to penetrate you!
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Remember when you were cell phone (bill)-less? The glory days! Get back to the basics, and kick that iPhone to the curb. (JK DONT DO THAT.)
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Misha Yurchenko, 21
Major: International Relations and Global Studies Hometown: Sevastopol, Ukraine
Most embarrassing moment: I was waltzing with a girl at my 8th grade dance, and given the excitement of the moment I could not contain my flatulence. Spirit animal: A white-tailed deer because they can jump 9 feet high, run 40 mph, get hit by cars often and eat a lot of potatoes Favorite curse word: Id choose f-ck, simply for its versatility.
Breaking Bad or The Walking Dead? Breaking Bad Best decision youve made in your life: Deciding that private school was no good, mainly because they wouldnt let me read Harry Potter for some BS reason related to witchcraft and the devil
THE BACHELORETTES
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Hannah Powers, 19
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Erica Fernette, 20
Major: Advertising Hometown: Phoenix, AZ
If you could pick only one, what would you be: attractive, rich or famous? Attractive, so that I could attract someone rich and famous Perfect date: Making delicious pasta and having a Lord of the Rings marathon in a pillow fort Who would you be stuck on a desert island with? Jack Sparrow so he could share his rum with me and make a turtle raft for us Worst habit: Biting my fingernails
Celebrity crush: Paul Walker or Josh Duhamel Worst habit: I overanalyze everything and stress over little details too much. Working on it though! Going with the flow. Your dream day off: I would fly to California with my family and best friend and spend all day on the beach. Favorite curse word: Id have to say its ass (asshole, jackass etc.)I tend to be an angry driver and this word gets used the most.
Spirit animal: I love cats and camels soooo maybe a Catamel? Perfect date: Thats a tough one. Id have to say April 25th. Because its not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket. Worst habit: Taking naps errryday Breaking Bad or The Walking Dead? ummm Gossip Girl? If you were stuck on a desert island with anyone, who would you pick? John McClain, aka badass
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TE-THE LAST MONTHS COUPLE: RA TE -DA And you say (s)he's just a friend
Keaton won a date with Gabrielle, and they met for some post-Spring Break recovery via pesto at Austins Pizza. We wanted the (deep) dish on the date, so they filled in the blanks in our matchmaker mad lib
Gabrielle Inhofe Keaton Dodd
Before I went on this date, I was a little anxious. Id never met my date before, but from his picture and profile, I thought he was interesting and was expecting an engaging time. When I got to the restaurant and saw him, I immediately thought he was sweet. We ordered pesto pizza to eat. The conversation was riveting and we talked about travel and freshman life. At the end of the date we said wed see each other around Jester dorm and I thought it was nice to meet a new person. I think he is a great conversationalist and we are going to be friends. All in all, the date was a great time.
Before I went on this date, I was a little timorous. Id never met my date before, but from her picture and profile, I thought she was resplendent and was expecting a merry time. When I got to the restaurant and saw her, I immediately thought she was celestial. We ordered basil pesto & goat cheese artichoke pizza to eat. The conversation was stimulating, and we talked about traditional papacy, European linguistics and travel, and higher-education system reform. At the end of the date we said adieu, and I thought, c'est une bonne nuit. I think she is splendid and we are going to be chums. All in all, the date was splendid.
HOW HOT WAS THE DATE?

Not even worth the free foodthanks for nothin, SB Good time but not quite my type Id tap that Beats a date with my cousinbarely Sparks were flying! Cant fight this feelin
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25 OUTRAGEOUS WAYS TO PUNK YOUR ROOMMATE

Score Some Laughs At Your Roommates Expense With These Prankster-Approved Practical Jokes
1. Carefully place a coffee table over your roommate while they are asleep. Urgently wake them up. They will jolt up in bed and hit their head on the table. 2. Cover the sensor on the bottom of their computer mouse to drive them nuts. 3. Fill some disposable cups about halfway with confetti. Gently lay the cups (on their sides) on top of each of the fan blades in their room. Tape them in place and wait til the fan is turned on. 4. Replace the cream in their Oreos with toothpaste. 5. Tape an air horn to the wall behind the door, so that when the door is opened, the doorknob presses the air horn and scares the hell out of them. 6. Buy some creamfilled donuts and fill them with mayo using a Ziploc bag with the corner cut off and a funnel. Leave them on the counter for your victim. 7. Post-It their deskor their entire room.
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8. Turn all their clothes inside out. 9. Put Kool-Aid powder on a DRY bath mat while they are in the shower. When they step out, the dripping water will turn the powder red, and theyll freak out, thinking theyre bleeding. 10. Take their bar of soap and cover it with clear nail polish. It wont sud! 11. Erase all your conversations in their phone, and change your name to God. Text them something omnipotent. 12. Switch out their money for Monopoly money and their change for arcade tokens. 13. Put confetti inside their closed umbrella and theyll be in for a fun surprise when they open it. 14. Stick needles in the showerhead holes. It will make the water spray out in all directions.
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17. Wake up a little bit before your roommate and put bubble wrap under the toilet seat. The load noise will freak them out when they sit down. 18. Cut off the top of their deodorant and put cream cheese in its place. They will smell HORRIBLE all day. 19. Tie a rubber band around your sink sprayers handle so that your roommate gets drenched the next time they turn on the faucet.
21. Run several bungee cords across your roommates door when they are in their room with the door closed. Theyll panic when they push and realize they cant open the door. 22. Put their car up for sale on Craigslist. Theyll be so confused and annoyed when they keep getting calls from wannabe buyers. 23. Use opaque tape to block the remote sensor and frustrate the hell out of them. 24. Make caramel apples, but sub the apples with onionstheyll be in for a nasty surprise. 25. Next time they get mail from their parents, carefully open it, insert an old restaurant gift card with no balance, and reseal. Theyll be so excited about the giftuntil they go to pay for their meal.
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20. Swipe your roommates phone and change the ring tone to something embarrassing PHO (Me So Horny). Call them TO: SAR AH.M during class or in public CKE NZI E11 and watch them squirm.
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15. Get a Fortune Cookie, use tweezers to take out the fortune, and write on the back of it HELP I AM TRAPPED IN A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!
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Theres a lot of advice that people give you about college that everybody should follow butttt nobody does. Like to do your assigned reading (and not cram the night before the test), get plenty of sleep (as youre eating queso at 3 a.m.), use protection (honey, Im sorry, you have the Herp) and dont drink too much (SORRY CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY BEER BONGING). Thats why were bypassing the boring to bring you important info about the things you really care about. Now go forth and prosper--you can thank us later.
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1. CHUG WATER Down H2O while youre drinking, before you go to bed, and all day the day after drinking. Water will make you feel more like your regular self and less like you spent the night throwing up on the bathroom floor. 2. DRINK JUICE To get back to normal after a night of slingin shots with your homies, try drinking tomato or orange juice or sports drinks to get those vitamins back. But stay away from grapefruit juice! It has a tendency to intensify your nausea. 3. EAT FRUIT We know you want that Vitamin G(rease), but instead of fried, glazed and greasy junk, fruit is actually the most ideal food to get those vitamins back into your body.
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6. SEX IT UP Having sex with someone or, hell, by yourself (we dont DO M AI judge) will help your 4. AVOID CAFFEINE N PH OT body sweat out that Despite popular belief, a cup of tea or O S tequila and your mind caffeine will continue dehydration, so focus more on pleasure than pain. step away from the Starbucks and grab more water. 7. SLEEP Get your hibernation on! Call into work 5. WORK IT OUT Sweat that hangover out! While exercise sick, cancel your doctors appointment, rain check that lunch date, and stay in wont help you rid yourself of any bed. Sometimes, simple sleep is the embarrassing or blackmail-worthy answer. memories, it will help you eliminate toxins. 8. POP A PAIN RELIEVER Pain relievers will alleviate the headache youre likely to have, but if you choose PHO TO: to take some, do so sparingly. You dont HEM ING WA want any more liver damage, okay? Y2
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1. MAKE IT A MOVIE NIGHT We know, we know. Wanna watch a movie? has been code for Wanna get it on? for, like, thousands of years. But theres a reason for that. Plus your lack of couch means theyre already required to get on your bednow you just gotta get em in it.
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2. PICNIC INDOORS ON YOUR FLOOR Who needs a yard when youve got a blanket and a floor! Just stuff some snacks in a wicker basket, throw a quilt or some shit on the floor, and youre practically at the park. AND less ants=easier to get in your dates pants. (See what we did there?)
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4. DING DONG DITCH Show off your naughty side with the oldest trick in the book: Knocking on the nieghbs doors and hauling ass outta there. They may hate it, but your dates sure to love it, you precious prankster, you. Plus that running-away rush is totez an aphrodisiac or something.
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Another Broken Egg (3016 Guadalupe) The Varsity Bar at Austins Pizza (2324 Guadalupe) Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Betsys Bar (301 w 6th St. // 480-9433) Beauty Ballroom // (2015 E. Riverside) Buffalo Billiards (201 E 6th St // 479-7665) Cain And Abels (2313 Rio Grande // 476-3201) Coyote Ugly Saloon (501 A East 6th St) Chuggin Monkey (219 E. 6Th // 476-5015) Chupa Cabra Cantina (400 E. 6th St // 469-5860)
no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks & wines 3-11PM// $2 Pints (Dos XX & Miller Lite) Mexican Monday $2 Tecate, $3 Corona, $4 Cuervo HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands
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MONDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloodys. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY All day Happy Hour - $1 Off all drafts
TUESDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $2 TUES - $2 Dom bttles and cans, premium wells & Jager Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Shots and $4 Four Lokos, $2 Tuesdays,$1 Bud Light all night great live music Hip Hop Night (nothing after '94) $2 Gin & Juice 4-close // Half Price Appetizers, $1 off select drafts, well drinks, and house wines $1 Bottles (Budwser, Bud Lt, Miller Lt, & Coors Lt) Texas Tuesday $2 Shiner and $3 Titos HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands
WEDNESDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $1.25 Lone Star & ZiegenBock pints $5.75 Frozen Margaritas Reverse Happy Hour till 11 and $2 Jello Shots and $3 wells all night no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and house wines 7-11PM// $3 Frozen Or Rocks Margaritas White Trash Wednesday $3 Tallboys and $3 Jim Beam HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands
Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Shots and $4 Four Lokos, $2 Weds Cherry Bomb Night w/ Get Right Kids Sin NightPHONE! w/ Dj Mike Swing & $3 Drinks District 301 DRINK (301 W 6th St // 480-9433) GET SPECIALS SENT DIRECTLY Monday TO YOUR TEXT 11SBVIP to 64842 BECOME A STUDY Tuesdays,$1 Bud Light all night great live music BREAKS & $3VIP Cherryand BombsGET FREE STUFF $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $1 Tallboys All Night, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $2 $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & Dizzy Rooster (306 E. 6Th // 472-7229) $2 Domestics Domestics $2 Domestics
Double Daves (3000 Duval St. // 476-DAVE) Elysium (705 Red River St // 474-2285) Friends (208 E. 6Th // 320-8193) Haven (409 Colorado St // havenaustin.com) Kingdom (103 East 5th, Suite B) The Library Bar (407 E. 6th St // 236-0662) The Lodge (411 E. 6th St // 547-4161) Maggie Maes (323 E. 6Th // 478-8541)
Maria Maria (415 Colorado St // (512) 687-6800)
Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily CLOSED $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers CLOSED CLOSED $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks $2 Wells and Domestics $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Wells & Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! Jackpot Karaoke / Happy Hour All Day All Night Closed NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots Closed $4 Smirnoff vodka + $3 wells and Domestics $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars Happy Hour price on drafts all day long
Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers CLOSED CLOSED $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks Texas Tuesdays - $1 Miller High Life til 11PM, $2 Miller Lites $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Wells & Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! $1 well drinks $2 Any Tequila, $2 Any Mexican Beer NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $2 Texas Beers & $3 Texas Spirits Local night. Cheap Texas beer. $3 Titos and Deep Eddy $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $2 Tuesday - Domestic bottles & cans, premium wells, & Jger
Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.50 Bottled Domestics, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft,$2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Red Bull Bombs All night $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks + $2 Import Drafts $2 Tequila, $2 Mexican Beers $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Pints & Wells $1.50 Coors Light & Miller Lite LNs $2.00 U-Call-Its $2 Drinks / 80s Music $2 Bud Lights, $3 H-Bombs NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers $3 Dos XX & $2 Margaritas $2 tall boys $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $1.25 Lone Star and ZiegenBock Pints
Mellow Mushroom (2426 Guadalupe st // 472-6356) Mooseknuckle Pub (406 E. 6Th // 350-4747) Midnight Rodeo (2201 E. Ben White Blvd. // 448-0885) Oilcan Harry's (211 W 4th Street // 320-8823) Peckerheads (402 E. 6Th // 473-2553) Petes Dueling Piano Bar (421 East 6th St // 472-7383) Soho Lounge (217 E. 6Th // 472-1916) The Stage on Sixth (508 E. 6th Street // 614-1540) Thirsty Nickel (325 E. 6th Street) Toulouse (409 E. 6Th St. // 473-2553) The Varsity Bar (2324 Guadalupe //Above Austin Pizza) 219 West (219 W. 4Th St. // 474-2194) The Lion & Rose (701 S Capital of Tx Hwy) Lucky Lounge (209 West 5th St // 479-7700) Speakeasy (412 Congress // 477-2789) Warehouse Saloon (509 E. Ben White Blvd //443-8799) Wingzup ( 1000 E. 41st St Suite 210 // 323-2587)
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Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$6-$8 Pitchers/$1 Miller Lt All Night $4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka & $3.95 Sam Adams pints Lucky Tuesdays!! $2 Wells and Domestics till Midnight $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine
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$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $5 Study Breaks shot & pint special $7.75 CoronaRita Thirsty Thursdays, $2 bud light all night long and $2 jello Shots, Reverse Happy Hour till 11 no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and wines 7-11PM// $6 32oz Long Island Tea & Texas Tea Thirsty Thursday $2 Miller Lite and $5 Bombs HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $1 Tall Boys $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands Thursday Live Music Happy Hour All Night GET DRINK SPECIALS $2 Wells & $2 Domestics Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $3.00 Wells, $2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $4 wells, domestics and UV Vodka $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Bartenders Choice Shots All night College Night// $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks + $2 Import Bottles & $2.50 U Call Its - Until 11PM $2 Any Beer, $2 Any Drink $3 You Call Its 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm -close $5 Pitchers, $2 Wells & Domestics $1.50 Bar Drink & Miller Lite Pitchers Austins Hottest AMATEUR STRIP-OFF $300 CASH PRIZES & $3 wells & Domestics + $3.75 Tuaca $2 Domestic Beers, $5 Giant Mason Jar Long Islands No Cover // $2 PBR + $4 H Bombs w/Redbull - 10pm-2am $1 Well Drinks All Nite $5 Sh*t Kicker Cocktails $3 You Call It $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $5 Study Breaks: Pint of Lone Star, ZiegenBock, Pearl, Highlife or PBR & any well or cold shot HH 5P-9PM//$3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt + $4-$8 Martini Shakers
$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi + $3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal
FRIDAY/SATURDAY
F: $2.99 Mimosas & Bloodys. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY S: $3.99 Mimosas F: $3.50 Low-end bombs & $4.50 Premium bombs S: $1 Off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jager shots F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots F+S: $4 wells all night long, best in the warehouse district. no special F: 8 - Close: $4 Zwack Bombs & $3 Mirror Pond Pale Ale F: 7-11PM// $3.50 Jagerbombs & H-Bombs S: 7-11PM// $2 Off Dos XX & Miller Lt. Pitchers F: Ladies Night $3 Malibu and $3 Kazis S: $2 Miller Lite F+S: HAPPY HOUR UNTIL 11PM-7 // $2 WELLS & $3 DOMESTICS F+S: $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands F: Fri Reverse Hh 12-2Am w/ Tmc
SUNDAY
$3.99 Mimosas $1 Off all Texas drafts & $4 Bloody Marys 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar
EVERYDAY
$3 mimosas ALL DAY! Mon-Fri Happy Hour 3 - 7 p.m. $1 Off all drafts & $3.50 Premium wells
$2 Beers & $3 Drinks until 11 PM Glitoris Presents: RE-VURSE (happy hour from midnight -2am) No cover until midnight Open to Close $2.50 well drinks and house wine All Day - $2 Select Shots & Top Shelf Sinful Sunday $2 Miller Lite and $3 Jager $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands 10-11PM 1 TACO AND 1 FROZEN MARGARITA FOR $3 no special $3 Bloody Marys 11 am to 4 pm HH Mon-Fri 3-7// $2 Pints (DosXX/Miller Lt); $2 Off Appetizers Happy Hour 5-7pm $1 Domestic Drafts and $1 Wells
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F+S: Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 wells and dom $4 F BOMBS ALL DAY EVERYDAY estics Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily F+S: $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft
F: $2 H Bombs All Night F+S: $3 Mimosas 4-7pm, $1 Jello Shots and $1 Test Tube Shots
$2 Wells & $3 Domestics Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots, $3 Mimosas from 5-8pm $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $5 Fresh Margaritas and $3 Austin Draughts $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks $2 You Call it all night $3 Domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Wells & Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! $1 Mimosas / Happy Hour Prices All Day All Night Closed Available for private parties. Contact us today! Happy Hour Prices Until 10pm $3 LITs and $3 Margaritas Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers
F+S: $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and flavors) before 11pm $3 Austin Draughts and $3 Wells until Midnight F+S: $2.50 U Call Its Until 11PM & $3 Long Island Teas All Night F: $2 Wells and Domestics S: $2 You Call It til 11PM F+S: $3 Domestics Till 11pm 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles F: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close S: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics until 11PM F: $1.50 Miller Lt Drafts & Y Vodka + $4 Crown Royal S: $2.75 Bar Drinks & Most Domestic Longnecks F: Dance to the sounds of DJ Kavika S: Dance to the sounds of DJ Licious F: $3 Coronas, $3 Kamikazes S: $2 Any beer, $2 any drink til 11pm F+S: $2 test tube shots F+S: $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers Till 11PM F: $5 Red Bull Vodka & $3 Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka S: $3 PBR Tall Boys & $3 Jim Beam F+S: $4 Smirnoff + $3 wells and Domestics until 10pm F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics Till 11, $8 Mason Jars F: Bomb Day! $3.50 for low-end bombs, $4.50 for premium bombs S: $1 off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jger shots F: HH 5P-9PM// $3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt + $4-$8 Martini Shakers S: Hh 5P-8P F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: $3.95 Guinness St Pts, Harp Lager Pts & Half & Half Pnts F+S: $3 Wells and Drafts till 10 F: $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos & House Wine F: $3 Frozen Margaritas (All Flavors) S: $1 Off All Ladies Drinks
$100 UV Vodka Bottles (and flavors) before 11pm $3 Austin Draughts until Midnight
$2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $1 Miller High Life & $3 Bacardi Silver $4 Smirnoff + $3 wells and Domestics $2 You Call It $1 off all Texas drafts & $4 Bloody Marys
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What was your inspiration for decorating your room? I wanted to keep everything in my room really light and airy, but I really tried to center everything around my desk and dresser. They were made in the 50s and given to my mother by my great grandfather. Theyre really well crafted and beautiful pieces. Where is your favorite place to shop when buying stuff for your room? Theres a shop downtown Uvalde that I love to go to when Im home called Vintage Market that is literally filled floor to ceiling with crazy awesome antiques and trinkets. Other than a few things here and there, most of the items in my room are gifts, art my boyfriend or myself have made and old stuff from my parents house. Is your room the place magic happens? If by magic you mean all my socks magically disappearing when I need them....then yes! What is the craziest thing that has happened in your room? Other than that break dance fighting contest and monkey knife fights, nothing really comes to mind. 5 RULES FOR DECORATING FROM THE DESIGNER HERSELF 1. Try to recreate as much as you can. 2. Save money! 3. Let people know what you collect, and youd be surprised by the cool stuff you end up with just because someone saw
something somewhere and remembered you collected them. 4. Get a Pinterest. 5. Dont overdo it. Sometimes I add a little too much to my room and end up taking it down the 1 next day. Youll know Age: 2 r jo Ma : gn when your room is r Desi complete; dont try to Interio own: t add more. Home e a Uv ld DECORATE ON A DIME Get creative! If I find a print or piece of art that I like, instead of spending a ridiculous amount of money, I usually just make my own versions of them. Its cheaper and way more fun. DCOR DOS AND DONTS DO whatever you want. Its your room! Thats the best advice I can give. DONT make your space unlivable. I hate when you go into a room and youre afraid to touch anything or sit anywhere. Make your room a space for you and a place your friends will feel comfortable in too. You want to be able to feel comfortable, not like youre in a museum.
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Whether youre a manly man, a girly girl, stuck in the 70s, electronic obsessed or straight-up ballin out of control, weve got some awesome apartment accessories and dorm dcor that make for a freakin perfect pad. Because that half-assed clich Marilyn Monroe and/or Bob Marley poster? Come on, youre better than that.
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Because its not official unless its in neon
MAN CAVE
Because when you start makin 6 figs, you gotta know how to decorate
01 | Man Cave Neon Sign, $260, wayfair.store.rakuten.com 02 | 2-in-1 TV Remote & Bottle Opener, $15, amazon.com 03 | Spin-the-Shot, $10, amazon.com 04 | The Official How I Met Your Mother Grey Silk Suitjamas, $90, amazon.com 05 | Gentlemans Ball Scratcher, $16, amazon.com
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Think pink with ridiculously girly gear
01 | Gypsy Chandelier Light, $33, play.com 02 | Faux Glitter Pillow, $60, zazzle.com 03 | Shagalicious Bedrest, $25, amazon.com 04 | Antoinette Table Mirror, $24, urbanoutfitters.com 05 | Viva La Juicy Eau de Parfum, $70, sephora.com
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So ridiculous that it's practically practical
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No, we didn't make up the word shagalicious
You don't have a ballroom, so it's goin in the bedroom
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You want a mirror that's as pretty as your reflection, mmmkay?
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A badass bottle and sweet scent means more bang for your buck, babes
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Get technical with some awesome electronics
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Because you love mother nature...and your electric bill blows
Finally all your clapping practice will come in handy! Work quick and print out those snapchats for some x-rated wall art
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Since apparentlyiPods? Not waterproof.
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Writing utensils just got a lot sneakier with this P.I.-worthy pen
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Because when you start makin 6 figs you gotta know how to decorate
01 | Aquarium Coffee Table, $700, hammacher.com 02 | Skee Ball Game Machine, $2,000, amazon.com 03 | Money Toilet Paper Roll, $7, amazon.com 04 | Light Up Bar, $1,375, portadecor.com 05 | Walk-In Beer Cooler, $6,349, kegworks.com
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Nothing says money to blow like applying Ben Franklin to your butt
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Why go to a bar when you can afford your own?
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There's nothing fishy about THIS furniture
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There are times in every mans life when he needs to get away...from work, schooland especially women. But where to go when the time to evacuate arises? The answer is simple: THE MAN CAVE. Not to be mistaken with the bat cave, this tavern of testosterone is simply where manly men do manly things. Many righteous dudes out there claim to be owners of a haven for the hairy-chested, but are their spots the real deal? Heres a quiz to see how macho YOUR penis-only party really is. Wait.what? 1. What is hanging on the walls?
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A multicolor Marilyn Monroe shrineshe was so beautiful and inspiring
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A poster of a snowboarder with an inspiring quote from Helen Keller that you got at the elementary school book fair
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Pictures of your favorite celebrities with milk mustaches that you cut out of Teen People
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Posters of badass movies, your favorite sports teams, and women in minimal amounts of clothing
2. What is the beverage of choice in your mandatory mini fridge?
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Smirnoff Ices and diet sodas
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Capri Suns
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Energy drinks
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BEER and lots of it
3. What literature do you have available?
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The Twilight series and US Weekly
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Nickelodeon Magazine and a huge collection of Judy Blume books
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Comic books
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Nudie mags and Sports Illustrated
4. What does your movie collection consist of?
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A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, and 10 Things I Hate About You
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A sweet collection of Disney movies and all 75 of the movies from the Land Before Time series
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A snazzy set of PG-13 classics including the Austin Powers series and Joe Dirt
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Any movie that has a fair share of nudity, profanity and action
5. What does the everyday banter in your man cave consist of?
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Discussion on the most recent episode of The Bachelor
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Arguments over who has to be second player when you play video games
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Stories of how you totally got to second base with a hottie last week
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Sports talk, arguments on who can drink more, and debates about how hot girls truly are
6. What activities do you participate in while in your domain?
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Knitting and crocheting
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Building epic structures with elaborate Lego sets
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Talking to girls on phone hotlines
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Shooting hoops on your miniature basketball hoop and whooping your friends asses in video games
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Your man cave is possibly the unmanliest place of all time. On a serious note, check your pants because you might have a mangina. It sounds likes someone tossed an estrogen grenade in there and definitely pulled the pin. Your man card has officially been revokedgo watch The Notebook and cry or something.
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Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a child cave. Seriously, I bet your mom still takes the crust off your PB&Js and cuts that shit diagonally. The good news is youre not a lost causeyet. Go grow some pubes and fast-forward your life 10 years, and youll be fine.
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Your humble abode isnt manly yet, but at least your balls have dropped. You have a bright future in the man cave world, so dont let anybody tell you different. Get a pen and paper and start taking notes, chief, because with some hard work and dedication you will one day be the proud owner of a real man cave.
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You, my friend, have one macho spot, and somewhere Randy Savage is shedding tears of joy. You can tell from your cave that you like sports, naked women and shit. It doesnt get any manlier than that. Pat yourself on the back, slugger, because you have the sanctuary of all sanctuaries. YOU have a MAN CAVE. STUDYBREAKS.COM | APRIL 2013
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