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Billie offers tips on how to broach porn with the misses
omen and pornography: Do women enjoy porn? Personally, I love porn. It makes me come much quicker when Im watching it whether alone or with a partner. Seeing a girl getting properly fucked by a guy (or two) always makes me so wet. Of course, not all girls are fans of porn. So what do real women really think about it? After chatting with the girls about this topic over a few glasses of wine, I noticed a very mixed reaction. I was actually surprised about how many enjoyed watching it generally with a partner, though. Most had been introduced to porn via a boyfriend. One girl, who was recently single, missed having access to porn via a boyfriend, so I kindly lent her some of mine... On the other hand, a couple of girls did not like it at all and found it a total turnoff. The reasons for this were that they found it too unrealistic and didnt believe that the female porn stars enjoyed themselves while filming. As discussed previously, big cocks can hurt! One type of scenario that every girl got turned on by was a sex scene in a regular movie. For example, to make your girl hot, watch the film Unfaithful together. It has some very hot sex scenes especially the infamous sex in the hallway scene where Olivier Martinezs character takes Diane Lane from behind by surprise. If the film depicts a more real situation, the girl seems more likely to get aroused from it. Some people were too embarrassed to talk about porn, which I think is a shame because watching porn with a partner can really enhance your sex life. Watching porn with a partner helped me achieve my first orgasm, which was absolutely mind-blowing. So, how do you approach the subject of porn with her? There is no right

or wrong way to do this, but the main point is to reassure her. Girls who arent keen about porn can sometimes feel threatened by it. Make sure you tell your girlfriend that she turns you on a million times more than any of those harlots on the screen. A common worry for girls might be that she doesnt arouse you enough. Make sure you explain to her that porn isnt necessary for you to be aroused its just something extra for you both to use for a bit of fun! At the end of the day, some people love porn, whereas some (including guys!) arent really interested in it. If you cant find anything that you both agree on, I suggest be your own porn star and make your own!

Remember, if you smoke after sex youre doing it too fast. Woody Allen
dults spend four-and-a-half minutes a day, on average, having sex, claims James Gleick, author of Faster The Acceleration of Just About Everything. Gleicks concern is that as everyone gets busier, people are finding ways to do everything faster including sex. Dr John Marshall, New Zealands Sexual Physics expert, examined the prospect of this trend when taken to the ultimate extreme sex at light speed. He wasnt exactly lit up by the prospect. For a start, as the penis approaches 99 per cent of the speed of light it will shrink to less than two centimetres, but still emit an impressive but deafening sonic boom with every inward and outward thrust. Your moisture-seeking missile will be subjected to huge resistive forces, with the friction heating it up enormously proportional to speed. When it hits light speed, the temperature inside your Angry Anderson doll will be so high that its molecules will undergo a phase transition into a gas, vaporising it almost instantaneously. In the unlikely event that you could ejaculate, the relativistic semen will create enormous air resistance, burst into flames and generate enough force to pierce a small hole straight through your partners lower torso. Double-bagging wont help. And you thought premature ejaculation was bad. Stress, obesity, poor physical conditioning, lack of sex or masturbation and poor self image effect sexual performance, as do some prescription drugs and illicit street drugs. While there are physical exercises you can do that require far too long alone tooling about with your wang, mind-body training through practices such as yoga, Pilates and meditation have a beneficial and more holistic outcome. These help address many of the issues at the crotch of premature ejaculation, such as relaxation, breathing control, clearing the mind and ability to be free from distraction. Theres also a lot to be said for getting it up when you hit the snooze button in the morning, as this is when the body

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is most free of tension, your mind is least uncluttered and testosterone levels are highest. I realise that its odd to reference an Adam Sandler film in a quasi-scientific article that also mentions quantum physics, but bear with me. In Click, Sandlers character receives a universal remote control that controls his whole life. After fast-forwarding through foreplay and sex a few times, the remote control works a setting into its memory so that every time Sandlers character has sex he skips straight to the end, much to his wifes disgust. The same thing happens with a mans sexual function it is trained by habit. A lifestyle of quickies, groupies and a lack of foreplay might boost your score card, but diminish the overall enjoyment of sex. However even todays S.N.A.G. can end up with the same problem through a different route the constant performing comes first; my orgasm comes second approach. Sex therapists will tell you that although this approach is admirable its better that men be overly concerned with their partners orgasms than not concerned at all it can nonetheless work as a form of voluntary sensory deprivation. By reining in their passion and distracting themselves by choosing the Ashes squad in batting order, many men deprive themselves of the sexual abandon that produces the strongest orgasms. This can lead to subconsciously thinking of sex as a chore and, at worst, a kind of resentment and pressure, as well as a lack of emphasis on intimacy through activities such as foreplay. The answer is to mix it up so the body doesnt become trained to just one thing.

Its recommended that men learn to control the timing of their orgasm about three-quarters of the time in order to have good ejaculatory control. The rest of the time it should be all about him. It all comes down to a matter of balance in the body to get the biggest bang. The male orgasm consists of two stages. In stage one, the sperm is drawn up from the testicles and pooled with ejaculatory fluids in a sort of launching area just below the prostate gland. Sexual response researchers Masters and Johnson refer to this as the point of ejaculatory inevitability, meaning that your mother and your ex could walk in naked and fooling around with each other and you would still go on to come. Stage two, which kicks in seconds later, is ejaculation. However, while nothing may stop the trigger at stage one, the slightest distraction, such as concern about coming too soon with his partner, the mention of a forgotten household chore or the threat of a sabre-toothed tiger, can turn a 10 gun salute into a pop-gun. As always, foreplay is crucial. During foreplay muscle tension builds and the genital area becomes engorged with blood, resulting in a steadily growing pressure for release. This physical buildup works hand-in-hand with whats happening mentally. In fact, foreplay can be totally devoid of physical contact; lusty chat with your partner can also take you there. It just goes to show that while time is important, having sex is like playing bridge if you dont have a good partner, youd better have a good hand.

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