I just graduated from Hogwarts, stole the Black Pearl, visited Narnia, and now I'm off to Long

Island to find Camp Half Blood >:) Harry- "Accio CHUCK NORRIS" Voldemort- "Crap." My dad's Poseidon. I go to Camp Half-Blood in the summer, Hogwarts during school, Narnia in between, and I'm dating Seth. Take that!!! Was on her way to see the Twilight People but took the wrong turn in Wonderland and passed Hogwarts. Then somehow I ended up in Narnia. It's been long day. Harry: Ha ha you have no nose! Voldemort: Ha ha you don't have parents. Harry: but I have something you don't have! Voldemort: What's that? Harry: A NOSE! I never got my Hogwarts letter, the rabbit didn't lead me to Wonderland, and there is no Narnia in my closet, so I'm going to NYC to find Mt. Olympus "honestly, if you were any dumber you'd be going backwards" - Draco Malfoy

"Sharp antlers," Warren gasped. "Not a very impressive way to go. Stabbed by a deer. Don't put that on my tombstone. Blame the dragon." Tanu shrugged. "I have a little headache. My pride took the biggest hit." "Your pride?" Warren griped, his speech slurred. "I was vanquished by a deer!" "A giant magical flying deer with fangs," Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier. "That sounds a little better," Warren conceded. "Seth is in charge of my tombstone."

You realize we have to live through this, Warren said, shouldering his pack. Theres no way my last meal is going to be hiker food.

Newel and Doren laughed. Nobody else could muster the effort. They started walking, Bracken in the lead. Come on, people! Newel chided. Warren made a joke. He has a point! We dont have to trudge to Zzyzx like mourners at our own funerals! We came on this mission knowing the outcome would be our demise. Doesnt that remove most of the stress? Id be a lot more nervous if I thought I had a chance. Its like Bodwin the Bold, Doren agreed cheerfully. He faced his executioners with a smile on his face and tipped the headsman. We may be doomed, but why not enjoy ourselves? It will lessen the victory of our adversaries. I like that, Seth said. Im going to smile at the demons. I really am. You guys watch me. Im glad to be off that ship, Kendra said. At least well die on a tropical island. I kind of like Warrens plan to not die, Vanessa said. Any of you have last messages you want me to deliver? Youre all nuts, Trask chuckled. This beats letting it gnaw at us, Warren said. I bet Ill be the last one standing. You wish, Seth said. That will be Bracken. I bet he takes some demons with him. And I wont? Warren exclaimed. Maybe a little one, Seth laughed. Not many weapons can harm a greater demon, Bracken said. Seths blade is our best by far. My horn can do it. Warren has the adamant sword, and it should pierce most demonic hides. The swords we took from the Gray Assassin will cut demon flesh. Trask has both at the moment, but he should give one to Vanessa. I saw her mind. Shes very talented with a blade. The rest of you should hang back and take up our arms when we fall. And, for the record, if you want to place bets on the last of us standing, my money goes on Hugo. No, the golem rumbled. Not last. Hugo save Seth. Hugo save Kendra. Tears stung Kendras eyes. Newel raised a hand. How do I get added to that list? This time everyone laughed, even the golem, stony shoulders shaking. T_h_i_s_ _c_o_u_l_d_ _b_e_ _i_t_,_ _N_e_w_e_l_ _s_a_i_d_ _f_r_o_m_ _b_e_h_i_n_d_ _K_e_n_d_r_a_._ _ W_h_a_t_ _a_ _w_a_y_ _t_o_ _g_o_,_ _D_o_r_e_n_ _s_a_i_d_ _w_i_t_h_ _r_e_l_i_s_h_._ _L_o_o_k_ _a_t_ _t_h_e_m_._ _S_u_r_e_,_ _w_e_v_e_ _g_o_t_ _p_l_e_n_t_y_ _o_f_ _l_e_s_s_e_r_ _d_e_m_o_n_s_ _m_i_l_l_i_n_g_ _a_b_o_u_t_,_ _b_u_t_ _I_ _s_e_e_ _m_a_n_y_ _g_r_e_a_t_e_r_ _d_e_m_o_n_s_ _a_m_o_n_g_ _t_h_e_m_,_ _i_n_c_l_u_d_i_n_g_ _m_o_s_t_ _o_f_ _t_h_e_ _d_e_m_o_n_i_c_ _n_o_b_i_l_i_t_y_._ _ W_e_l_l_ _g_o_ _o_u_t_ _i_n_ _s_t_y_l_e_,_ _N_e_w_e_l_ _a_g_r_e_e_d_._ _K_i_l_l_e_d_ _b_y_ _t_h_e_ _b_e_s_t_._ _ I_ _w_i_s_h_ _I_ _h_a_d_ _a_ _d_e_c_e_n_t_ _s_w_o_r_d_,_ _D_o_r_e_n_ _s_i_g_h_e_d_._ _ I_ _k_n_o_w_ _t_h_e_ _f_e_e_l_i_n_g_,_ _T_r_a_s_k_ _a_d_d_e_d_._ _ A_t_ _l_e_a_s_t_ _w_e_ _e_a_c_h_ _h_a_v_e_ _a_ _g_u_a_r_d_i_a_n_ _a_s_t_r_i_d_,_ _N_e_w_e_l_ _s_a_i_d_ _o_p_t_i_m_i_s_t_i_c_a_l_l_y_._ _ I_ _t_h_i_n_k_ _m_y_ _a_s_t_r_i_d_ _c_o_u_l_d_ _t_a_k_e_ _y_o_u_r_s_,_ _D_o_r_e_n_ _m_u_t_t_e_r_e_d_ _t_o_ _N_e_w_e_l_._ _

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Nathaniel sighed. "Myrtle, behave." "Why?" She blinked at him pertly as she chewed. Nathaniel shook his head. "Fine then. Don't behave. What do I care?" She shook her head. "Silly boy. Still trying to fix what isn't fixable."