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Ok so heres my story lol..me n my bff r trying to get super rich like 2chainz or like rihanna..

or any pop star or rapper.. we want u to be a part of it because you can help us.. we'r trying to do this quick b4 i get in2 any more trouble than what I told u abt at the mall lol..and the thing is its actually suuuuper possible...its kinda hard 2 comprehend but me n my bff kinda rule over the south florida electronic music scene >=D lol thats what u were seeing in the pix..thats y they look so nutts..my bff's the biggest local electronic music dj in south florida. He gets payd more than all the others lol and he has the biggest n most loyal fan base..its because we know alot about music and we have ridiculous swag...what I do Is harder to understand till u'v seen it 4 ur self.. the stuff in the pix is infinity timez more nuttz in reall lol.. I eat sleep and breathe swag.my bones are swag, my blood is swag, I sweat swag..i sweat so much swag that my swag sweat has created mighty oceans of swagger, the currents of the seas of swag have become increasingly turbulent over the years and will continue to as my swagger intensifies..Swag scientists around the globe tremble at the sight of their statistics..they predict that the kandiimann swag system will continue to intensify exponentially. Quickly approaching dangerously critical levels of swag, I will surpass the universe's complete swagger capacity, triggering an Armageddon of swag..a full blown swagpocalypse..swag specialists agree that the increasing intensity of my swag will create a ridiculously violent turbulence within the ocean of swag, creating swagg tsunamis massive enough to instantly flood the earth in my swagger..streets will become rivers, cities will become lakes..no-one will escape..little children will drown in my swagger..it wont end there..not even close..My swagger is physical, it has gravity. swag scientists predict that the gravitational pull of my swag will increase until cataclismically large asteroids of swag collide with earth. My swagger is a disease, it is infectious. Swag scientists predict widespread epidemics of kandiimann swag flu. My swaggers str8 fire..the globez warmin, kandiimann stay heated..my swagger is metaphysical, it is a fire that will consume the entire cosmos with god's beautiful effulgence. A fire that screams the eternal truth that the power of my love is magical and true. It will inspire you to become more beautiful and intelligent with each passing moment. Beauty is inspirational. My beauty will inspire you to become a better person. I am a glorious child of the divine father and I and my father are one. I am the endless. I am immortal love. I am the eternal truth. I am infinite wisdom. I am all success. I am the embodiment of beauty and harmony. I am the ocean of bliss beyond all forms of misery. I am infinite power, immeasurable glory. I AM THE ETERNAL SOUL OF UNBOUNDED MAJESTY. I am like pure nectar. We were born to attain selfrealization. We were born to commune with the ocean of life. The path that leads to infinite bliss is within the temple of my heart. There is a fountain of youth forever flowing through my entire being. I am the master of the swag. My infinite swagger will one day devour the cosmos and make it as beautiful as I. We all saw it coming yet there was no escape.. One day we will all look in the mirror and what will we find?.. absolutely nothing but.......... KANDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN >=D LETS SEE WIZ KHALIFA WRITE THAT SHIT XDDDDDDD yeeeeeee super genius swag oh yea 1 more thing, how I told u me n my bff rule over south florida electronic

music scene,, well u know the kids at raves n ultra that are covered in colorful shit like beads n stuffed animals and shit? Well they'r called kandii kidds ..u probably know this already lol. years ago they made me theyr KANDIIMANN lol ..real shit..thats y the pix r so nutz..but yea me n my friends r gna get rich off this shit, and we'r trying 2 get it done quick..u cud come along 4 the ride.. thats if u can keep up wit us lol ;) <!3.. if u really want to come along 4 the ride the easiest way to keep up with us is 2 help us along the way.. u have an opportunity to start right now if you want.. iv been out of the country 4 the past 2years, basically ill b goin 2 my 1st party since ive been back 2 america in about 3 months and my dads down 2 drive me but itd b a lot better 4 me if I have a ride.. right now we need a girl with a car to help us out with this..it looks better 2 my parents if a girl is picking me up..also we dont want to bring too many guys into out circle of friends..right now theres 2 dudes who we care about enough to keep them with us and my bff has a girl who will stay with us..now the only people we would want to add would be a pretty girl or 2 for me that cud help us right now =) like if everything goes smoothly we'll have enough cash to keep us having fun 4ever..we'll have money 4 what ever we want,and then some lol..pop stars and rappers have waayy enoung cash..like Im pretty sure we can become even bigger than EVERY SINGLE artists out right now..like the reason people love these pop artists and rappers is because they have swag and make good music, we are litleraly the masters of swag and know about the best music..since we were young we'v developed advanced spiritual knowledge so we could effectively manipulate life so we could become famous artists get ridiculous amounts of money and just chill with our friends and be happy 4ever =D im sure u could tell its working =) RE-READ THIS SHIT IF U NEED 2 SO YOU COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT IM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO BE A PART OF.. ok thats about it lol.. we'd love your help and your friendship =) try n keep up with us lol<!3

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