Big Bang Theory Challenged By Big Chill The start of the Universe should be modeled not as a Big Bang

but more like water freezing into ice, according to a team of theoretical physicists at the University of Melbourne and RMIT University. They have suggested that by investigating the cracks and crevices common to all crystals - including ice - our understanding of the nature of the Universe could be revolutionized. According to the Big Bang model, the Universe expanded from an extremely dense and hot state and continues to expand today. A common analogy explains that space itself is expanding, carrying galaxies with it, like spots on an inflating balloon. The graphic scheme above is an artist's concept illustrating the expansion of a portion of a flat universe. Lead researcher on the project, James Quach said current theorising is the latest in a long quest by humans to understand the origins and nature of the Universe. Uhhh...yeahh.... Sexbots Will Give Us Longevity Orgasms Dr. David Levy, author of the recent book, Love and Sex with Robots, believes by 2050 these robots will be nearly indistinguishable from humans. Orgasms reduce stress, insomnia, heart attacks, migraines, depression, addictions, aches, pains, menstrual cramps, endometriosis, type-2 diabetes, cervical & urinary tract infections, and risk of prostate cancer, plus they improve the immune system, heart rate, blood pressure, brain chemistry, skin health, pelvic floor strength, and they clean out carcinogenic toxins. Celebrity Dr. Michael Roizen, founder of RealAge.com, frequent Oprah guest and chair of Cleveland Clinics Wellness Institute, claims 4-8 years of additional life can be garnered if we have 350-700 orgasms per year. (A stiff and/or slippery challenge, but fun to pursue) Other studies report 2-3 orgasms per week can

make us look 7-12 years younger. Orgasms flood our flesh with healthy hormones (oxytocin, DHEA & others). Dedicated Sexbots with inexhaustible stamina can give us bigger Os than forgetful, fatigued, self-concerned humans, and Big Orgasms = Big Benefits. Longevity seekers eat fiber, exercise & play Sodoku. Boosting orgasm rapture & quantity is equally valid. Masturbation, noted Hungarian psychiatrist Thomas Szasz, is the primary sexual activity in the 19th century it was a disease, in the 20th its a cure. Sure, we generally prefer sex with live partners, but the desired one is often unavailable or inadequate. Sexbots will never have headaches, fatigue, impotence, premature ejaculation, pubic lice, disinterest, menstrual blood, jock strap itch, yeast infections, genital warts, AIDS/HIV, herpes, silly expectations, or inhibiting phobias. Cinema has already depicted very desirable stars as Sexbots a mecha gigilo (Jude Law in A.I.) and a pleasure model (Daryl Hannah in Blade Runner). Now tech is getting close to producing mainstream sexbots. First Android in Germany offers male & female models that breathe, are warm, and have heartbeats that thump louder with sex. In Toronto, inventor Le Trung has fashioned Aiko he claims shes not for sex, but she can have an orgasm, her name translates as love child and her measurements are 32 23 33. Japan has Repliee Q1 Expo, who flutters her eyelids and moves her hands. Longevity studies indicate long, gentle, happy marriages add seven years to your life, equal to the Big O benefits