Wooooah! Stop right there little fella.

Before you even think about reading the killer openers Ive got lined up for you below, I rst want to run through the most important part of any interaction.

The part that MOST guys fail to even move past.

Can you guess what it is?

Its the OPENER!

Makes sense right?

If you dont open, you cant build rapport and you wont be able to text or call her, so we need to nail this part before you do anything else.

The sad fact is most men just dont have the balls to open which is why they dont get laid. They are to scared to approach women because the fear is just too much.

Ive spoken to thousands of guys over the years, who have given me various reasons as to why they cant approach women...

If I approach her, she might reject me She may have a boyfriend and I dont want to risk the rejection Theres another girl with her, I dont have the guts to approach them both Shes far too pretty, she wouldnt like me What if her boyfriend or a guy she knows comes out of nowhere and beats me up? What if a passerby hears me chatting her up and they laugh?

...I mean some seriously bonkers reasons, why they wont approach. Absolute madness!

But Ive got a confession to make...

I used to have the same crippling fear when I started out!

It was so bad that when I stopped a girl, I just froze... nothing would come out and shed walk away thinking I was a crazy person.

After 3 years of practicing and trying to gure out how to approach and open girls, I nally cracked it.

Id developed a foolproof way to approach ANY girl and not get rejected!

And Im going to teach them to you, TODAY.

Once you learn my foolproof openers and put them into practice, youll start to get laid a lot. Im not joking, women will respond in ways you cant even imagine right now, its extraordinary.

So enough with the ramblings, lets move onto the good stuff...

The essential keys to opening

What you probably didnt know is there are 5 keys to opening correctly. Once implemented properly, they make sure you dont run the risk of rejection and you dont kill any attraction stone dead, so its essential you use them.

Here they are...

1. Have the right mindset

Your mindset is incredibly important when approaching, this is the very rst key.

If you think you will fail, then it will happen... no question. So you have to work on building a strong mindset when approaching.

Be spontaneous and live in the moment - Whether youre in a coffee shop or youre in a fancy bar, its important that you remember to use spontaneity in your interactions. From the moment you open, be spontaneous and lead her on a journey.

Dont worry about what others think around you - If youre on the train and you see a cute girl, approach her dont ever let your actions be limited by what you think others may think of you. They wish they could be more outgoing like you, this is why they stare.

Its all about the vibe (playful and sexual) - Set the frame and she will follow your vibe. Once she is comfortable in your presence shell start to open up more and become more playful even sexual.

Dont give up too early - Far too many guys who try day game, give up after a few attempts. You mustnt do this, keep plowing through your approaches until you nd a girl that sticks, because it will happen.

Enjoy the process (learning) - Every rejection is a learning curve, you have to enjoy the process of learning this craft if you want to become good at it. But heres the thing, it doesnt take long to get REALLY good at it.

Using visualization to develop a strong mindset...

Try this little exercise in your mind. Imagine there is a beautiful girl that is your ideal type, you look at her and have a second or so of eye contact, you want to talk to her, but you dont, you stand there frozen and the moment passes. Think about how you would feel in that situation.

Now imagine the same situation but this time you approach and she says sorry Im busy and turns away. Think about how youd feel here. Would you feel good that you actually had the balls to do it? Would you feel good that you at least found out whether it was on or not?

Now imagine you approach and everything goes perfectly and you end up getting laid or having a relationship with that girl (different strokes for different folks). How would you feel then. So now, imagine that you approach 100 girls and assign a likely probability of success. In how many would you get a number? 20%? 60%? Whatever it is, its likely enough to make it worth doing.

How much do you think youd learn from 100 approaches? So now, when you are in that situation you know that the benet of approaching far far outweighs not approaching and you will approach just to avoid that bad feeling of being a wussy that couldnt step up.

2. Be prepared
The second key to opening is being prepared.

Ideally you see this amazing girl and something pops into your head and its the perfect thing to say for just that girl and that situation. Thats the ideal.

Most of the time though, your mind will be blank or racing between different options which you discard one by one as not good enough.

So, pick one opening line that you are comfortable with, that you can use in most situations (not just at the gym when she is on the treadmill going exactly 5mph) and always have that line to fall back on.

I've listed some awesome openers below which you can look at, pick the one you like best, and remember, it doesnt have to be perfect, it just has to be good enough.

3. Use a skeleton system

The third key to opening is having the skeleton of a system in place so that you know roughly what to do.

Think about the possible responses to your opening line. Think about how you might introduce yourself Im Richard by the way , how you might get the number I go to some great parties with my friends, you should come sometime and check one out.

Ok cool, put your number in my phone and Ill text you next time we go out, and also, if it makes you feel better, a way to escape if you need it its been great speaking to you, but I need to meet some friends, whats the best way of keeping in touch with you.

4. Kino and body language

The fourth key to approaching properly is using the right amount of Kino and body language.

A lot of guys are seriously afraid to use kino, but the reality is if you want to build sexual attraction with a girl, you must use kino from the moment you open her.

When kinoing, just touch her lightly for a split second on the upper arm to let her get used to you touching her. If you think about it, during the day time would be quite strange for a random guy to touch you, so make it seem normal by making it quick.

In the evening at a bar or club, you can touch a lot more and in very sexual places like her legs, stomach and neck which really turns up the heat.

5. Hooking and leading

The fth and last key to approaching a girl is hooking and leading, so you can turn the interaction into a full blown conversation, instant date or a cliffhanger, which means you take the number and call her back later.

Holding her attention in conversation by using hooks and then leading into other topics are surere ways to keep her interested and talking to you for a long long time.

Your delivery needs to be high energy - Not like a crazy clown, but enough for her to keep focused on what it is youre saying.

Move away from the opener quickly - Never stay talking about the opener for long, as soon as she gives you an answer to your question, you should move onto another topic from a hook thrown out during the answer.

Use eye contact to direct attention back to you - When youre speaking to someone or even a group and their eyes begin to wander, it means they are thinking of something else and you dont have their attention. Next time that happens, move your head around so they catch your eyes and hold that eye contact until you are nished speaking.

Use gestures - Gesturing creates an animated conversation and really hooks the listener, so the more animated you are the more likely she is to remain interested in what youre saying.

Listen out for hooks - Sounds obvious but some guys still dont listen because they are too focused on thinking of what to say next. Listen to what she is saying and use that to create new hooks, which leads the conversion. Clever stuff!

So there you have it, the 5 essential keys to opening properly. Once you use what Im laid out above, you will see a dramatic change in the way women respond to you... its NUTS!

Now that you understand what you have to be thinking and you should be acting during the open, for it to go well... Im now going to give you my killer openers.

These openers work EVERY TIME... without fail.

They are rejection proof and designed to engage the attention of any girl.

...I do have to warn you though, they are very powerful... so use them carefully :)

My killer openers
These are direct, meaning you get straight to the point without wasting time. No in-direct rubbish here.

1. Excuse me can I tell you something? 2. Hey, I just saw you over there and had to come over and tell you that I think youre very cute 3. Ok, so I was going about my day and then I noticed you, which completely threw me off Hey Im (name) 4. Wow, I love your style youre Swedish right? (Assume her nationality)

5. Excuse me Im going to be really honest here because I need to be somewhere, I think youre absolutely gorgeous and Id love to go for a drink with you sometime, can I get your number? 6. Stop right there, Im sorry but there is no way Im letting you get passed me without saying hello, youre just too damn cute (with a cheeky smile). 7. Excuse me, what would you say if I told you youre the cutest girl Ive seen in the last 5 minutes?

Like those?

If you really want to open in the most rejection proof way, then you've got to learn my stealth attraction techniques... you can do that by going here.

What this guide is about

I put this list of openers together a while back when I was rst starting out and had it in my head that I needed a sh*t load of PUA openers to reference whenever I wanted. Ive found myself dipping in and out of these openers over the years, as a way of training my mind to deal with certain situations. Basically theres like well over fty openers. If you like took the time to open the 30-50 sets it takes to get really good with an opener with each one youd be busy for well over a year. Alright a couple things, Ive tried to give credit to the original authors of the opener wherever possible. If you know the source of any (unknown) openers just let me know and and Ill update the guide. If Ive credited the wrong person also let me know and Ill x that too. Also some of these are just the basic skeleton of the opener and there's probably better versions out there. If you know a fuller version give me a nudge. Enjoy!

Are you shy?

By: (unknown) Are you guys shy? Ive been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still havent said hi. --

Blind date
By: (unknown) Walk up to a girl or a group of girls. (no guys in the group preferred you will know what I mean) Say loud and clear, hey, I need your opinion on something. I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. Are there any tips you can give me so I dont look like an idiot. I dont really know how to dress to impress or act the right way (Act as AFC as you can to disarm the bitch shield). NOW some girl will just tell you to be yourself... you should reply with C&F line or expression. What I did was I made a very serious face and said like this? which cracked them up. I then put up the serious face again and said, I need to know, and then change to a happy face and said come on, tell me the secret to girls hearts and how do I dress to impress. If you were going on a blind date, what would you like the guy to look like. At this point at least one girl would volunteer to give you a few tips, and then more will follow. You can then ask all the questions you want to those girls until they go dry (EV). Or you can run some patterns and move in to your routines. Depends on how well you spin it, you might be able to get one of the girls out shopping with you or more.

The danger of this opener is, they might give you advice to be an AFC, i.e. buy her owers blah blah blah. It is your natural ability as an ASFer to lter out the useful info from the AFC ones. I have found a better way to use this opener... When I go out with total NEWBIE guys Ill use this opener but make it about the newbie and put him on the spot and into the interaction... this way you dont have to come off as an AFC. --

Cologne Opener
By: Mystery In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do. Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards. --

Compliment Opener
By (unknown) Compliment her on something shes wearing or her hair or just her style in general. The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty. You have an incredibly energy about you, you have an artless grace, thats an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment, etc.

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Dating For Dummies

By: Herbal Go nd the Dating for Dummies book in a book shope. Its bright yellow and black. I forget the exact page (78 maybe?), but nd the page that has NEVER USE THESE LINES on it, and keep the book open on that page. Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do it. Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. So... come here often in a super player voice. She will crack up and answer you. Break your smooth look on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line Whats your sign?. She will laugh again and probably answer. Then I usually say Wow... this works great. Your turn. It puts her on the spot. You can ip to random pages and do tons of role-play... the breaking up stuff is great. Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and youre in. Ive done this a ton of times and it never fails to open. --

Direct Openers
By: Various Hi, I like you and Id like to get to know you.

Hey, Whats up? Where are you going? Youre cute, are you friendly/interesting? You guys are so adorable. You have such a cute group dynamic going on. I want to meet you guys. My name is x-name... How are you? You look like someone Id like to meet. etc... (I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women). --

Dental Floss Opener

By: Style And Mystery Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. Its very important, and we need a womans perspective. Its a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life. Do you brush before ossing or oss before brushing? No one knows --

Dont Touch Me Opener

By: David DeAngelo When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say dont touch me... have something to immediately follow up with. --

Drug Dealer Opener

By: Love Systems Used with a wing at night, with funny, just-got-done-laughing tonality. Hey, I need your opinion on something does my friend here look like a drug dealer? (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically) Because we were outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the shoulder like this... (cheap kino the girl) and asked, Hey man, you got some E? Ideally you will use this with a wing who doesnt look too straight-laced. Ive done this where my wing will open with this and Ill pipe in with: Since Ive changed my look I get asked, do I party like all the time. I think theyre looking for cocaine. Another thing Ive noticed is about 10 times a night Ill get someone coming up to me and asking can I bum a cigarette... I dont smoke but Im seriously considering carrying around a pack... but not like regular cigarettes... like Virginia Slims 120s... then Ill just pull one out and hand it to the guy and hell be all like WTF? etc --

Eighties Music Opener

By: Twentysix Hey guys, help me out, Ive have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I cant remember who sings it. it goes you spin me right round baby right round like a record player right round, round round, etc. who sings that??? (blah, blah, blah)

I was talking to my mum earlier today and she said its Lionel Richie... but I KNOW that isnt right! Then later in the night you can like reopen with Dead or Alive This works with any one hit wonder 80s music. --

Elvis Opener
By: Mystery Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty Blond. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair? I dont know what her natural hair color was, Im not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before... did you? Alternative: Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girls eyes and smile? Then look into the chicks eyes and smile. --

Expensive Clothes Opener

By: (unknown) Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were at Saks today, and there were all these $600 collared tee-shirts... when chicks see guys wearing six bill shirts like that, do they

think its classy or try-hard? (Thats the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms) Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual stuff. --

Fat Elvis Opener

By: Wilder Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friends birthday party, would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis? Blah, blah, blah. (if she says young Elvis bust on her for being shallow) Get this, my roommate lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest thing. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest chicks, and the young Elviss were always alone. I couldnt believe it at rst, but I thought about it, and it kinda makes sense. I guess women just lose all control when the see a fat Elvis impersonator doing hunka hunka burnin love. --

Khaki Opener
By: Supery Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an argument is khaki a color or a fabric? The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know this.

You can go into, See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that! then re into your next routine --

Kino Openers
By: Tyler Durden Pushing girls, grabbing drinks out of their hands, lightly hip checking them, snapping bra straps, grabbing hats off heads, poke her, tap the opposite shoulder, etc(these require no memorization are easy for newbies) --

Mysterys ESP Opener

By: Mystery Walk up to a girl and say, Do you believe in ESP? Remember to SMILE or you may startle her. Just think of the rst number that pops into your head from one to four. Dont say it. Just think it... now take that number and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. Have you done that? She says OK Whats so neat about imagination is... we both have it... on the blackboard, I see the number... three. Whether you get it right or not, reply with... Alright, lets try this one more time. This time think of a different number from one to 10. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard... you are thinking of the number... 7.

If you got the rst wrong and the second right, you look like you nally got it... a 1 in 10 chance. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their rst picks) thats a 1 in 40 chance... and of course I dont stake my reputation on mere chance. If you get the rst right but the second wrong or both wrong, say... PROOF! ESP does NOT exist! Then start to laugh like this Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you believe in ESP! a good neg hit to start. If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls wont know this though) just say, really? Hmm... didnt know that... thank you Cliff Claven. (From Cheers) If you take the wording I have and do this EXACTLY as stated, you will be surprised HOW well you will do. When they ask HOW, tell them... I DONT KNOW. Tell her you can SEE the numbers on your imaginary blackboard. This is NOT a trick. You hate magicians. If she wants you to do this again, tell her... dont be greedy now. Speaking of greedy... if a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your other cheek, tell her, Only one... dont be greedy. This is a good NEG HIT. Mild but a neg hit nonetheless. If she says, Yes, but Im French, you reply, Are all French girls as greedy as you? --

Female Room Mates Opener

By: Tenmagnet and Tyler Durden Ive been offered this SWEET place in (x place).. I want to live there, BUT I have to live with FOUR girls. Like FOUR. Im going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints; Ill never get in the fucking bathroom... Im gonna have to start showering at the truck stop, and you KNOW theyre gonna

synchronize. (Smile knowingly) Heck, Ill probably start MY period. Im going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month! Did you know thats why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like The antelope are moving now, we must HUNT. Also... living with all those girls, I could get RAPED. Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide within 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators... (sexual predator routine stuff below). --

Glasses On Or Off Opener

By: Twentysix Approach girls and say Glasses off (take glasses off) or glasses on (put glasses on), what do you guys think looks better? HBs: (Responses: On!/Off!/What?/Laughing) Glasses off (take off glasses) and glasses on (put on glasses) (I did the sequence any where from 2 to 4 times). HB 1: I like them on! HB 2: I like them off! (If HBs disagree then they usually started laughing I guess they think its funny that they have different opinions). My friends tell me I look like Clark Kent when I have the glasses on! HBs: (Responses: Yeah you do! / No)

Why do you like it when my glasses are on/off? HB 1: (When likes glasses on) I think it makes you look sexy/it makes you look clever. HB 2: (When likes glasses off) I think you look better with them off, but I like them on too! You get the idea it opens the group. Heres another way I introduced the opener: Approach Girls 26... I need your opinion. Do I look better with my glasses off (take glasses off) or with my glasses on (put glasses on). (I put like a fun/playful face on). *Run with the rest of the opener above. Trouble shooting - If a girl asks you to put them on and off too many times I would do one of the following: Id put them on and off again, but act goofy (make faceswhatever) Oh my god. Again? (Playful). Then Id do it again (dont know if this is a good idea, what do you guys think?) Say to the girl who didnt ask: Wow. Is she always like this? Takes a long time to make decisions? --

Im Lost Opener
By: Tyler Durden

Im lost... I cant nd my friends and Im scared... Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted... and you said want to be my friend? Do you guys want to be my NEW friend? --

Introduction Opener
By: (unknown) PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) OMG, that guy is PERFECT for you let me introduce you!! (start moving towards the guy) SHB: What?! No.. NONONO.. haha.. Help! PUA: (to guy) This girl is so shy, but she really wanted to meet you! SHB: (Giggeling hysterically) Nonono... its not true! (Fleeing) PUA: Awww come on... dont be shy... Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. Both of them came back and talked to me several times during the evening, to tell me how crazy I was --

Mr. Big Opener

By: Dr. Paul Hey guys, do you watch Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of Mr. Big is that good or bad? (ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!)

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Never Be A Couple Opener

By: (unknown) Aww you are soo cute... but you make me SO SAD! HB: WHY? (pause with puppy dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! HB: WHYYY?? Nooo... we are too similar... IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE... and the next moment, we would be ghting and screaming and throwing things... and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over the place... and then ght, makeup sex, ght, make up sex... after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage! --

Pick Up Chicks Opener

By: (unknown) Just open with Hi, were picking up chicks... its C&F --

Pimp Names Opener

By: jlaix

Guys guys... Im coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: d-licious dogg? or deacon dr. rockafella? Oh cool... shit, you need one too... Ill call you devious honey g sweetness --

Primp Opener
By: Harmless First, here is the frame youre using for this opener: Youre CUTE... but Im going to make you a ROCKSTAR! This is, in fact, the exact wording I used to open Schematics HB9 on Saturday night. I opened her and I let him take over and #close her. (He should have gotten more. Bad schematic. Oh well, Ill call her later. Maybe) You dont even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs. You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like you arent happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like youre judging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if its upper body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up. NOW youre a ROCKSTAR! Continue with push/pull if you wish... But wait and twist the hat back the other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it up.

Tell her shes allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club. --

Rich Opener
By: Herbal, Tyler Durden Came up with this one the other night at a club. When opening a set, walk up and ask, Which one of you is the richest?. Then go into the whole Ok, you get to be my sugar mama, then. But hmm... we need someone to cook for us, who is the best cook? routine. Pretty fun and opens easily. To give credit where credit is due, its just a variation on Are you rich?, which I think TD came up with. --

Ricki Lake Opener

By: Mystery Method This one is used to wing your buddy, especially if hes in a two-set and the obstacle needs to be kept occupied. Hey, my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They told him hes got an admirer, but he wont nd out whom until hes live on the set. So maybe itll be someone cute, but maybe not; it might even be a guy. What would you do if you were him? --

Seattle Girlfriend Opener

By: Tyler Durden

Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the rst night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So hes up visiting her in Seattle last week, and theyre out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some of them theyre just hanging out, and a few of them theyre like kissing or whatever while theyre out walking. Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the pictures, and he sees that shes woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where theyre kissing, and left the ones where theyre just hanging out. He goes to her and says Are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera? She says its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didnt want him to have them. But he cant gure out if shes psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesnt look good. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesnt judge the pics like that. The girls will either say: Its totally natural. I hate it when pictures make me look bad, especially with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more. (They also sometimes say But hes only known her a few months. I wouldnt do that on a guy I just met.) Or She has a boyfriend! Your immediate reply would be He doesnt care about that. Hes busy. He just doesnt want her deleting his pics!

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Sexy Monkey Opener

By: Tenmagnet Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? Cuz my little cousin was watching Curious George on TV yesterday, hes two and a half and he pointed at the screen and said Sexy Monkey. Like WTF?!? I didnt teach him that... NO REALLY I DIDNT Hes been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again. --

Simpsons Opener
By: Gunwitch Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean shes a sexy bitch and hes a deadbeat who fucks up all the time. At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while. --

Sleep With Jesus Opener

By: Pnutt This may sound like a weird question, but would you sleep with Jesus? Like ok. Its the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you. He orders you a water and turns it into wine. Would you have sex with him?

(blah, blah, blah) if theres one guy to have a one night stand with, its Jesus! if its a mixed set, you use it on the guy: if theres one guy to be gay with, its Jesus! --

Spells Opener
By: Mystery Method Do you think spells work? Sometimes this will send the woman off on a long blab, but if the conversation needs to be kept going, the follow-up routine is: The reason Im asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week. He wasnt interested in her sexually, because she wasnt really his type. (Here the woman might say Sure, in which case you reply No, really! and touch her arm or waist.) Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch. Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now, the strange thing is, he cant stop thinking of her. Do you think its the spell or just psychological? --

Tattoo Opener
By: (unknown)

Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo? Heres the dealmy nineteen-year-old sister wants to get her boyfriends name tattooed on her shoulder. Her: No, no dont let her do it See thats the problem shes really strong headed and when I tell her not to get the tattoo it just makes her want to get it even more. How do I deal with that and let her really know its mistake? --

Text Message Break Up Opener

By: (unknown) Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? (Then make up a good backstory for this) --

Twin Brothers Opener

By: Ross Jeffries Youre at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absolutely identical, physically. ONE of them has the best hands of any guy youve ever met. The other is an incredible dancer. Which one do you pick?

Same scenario. Again, the two guys are identical. One makes you laugh more than anyone youve ever met. The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever in a lifetime encounter. Which one do you pick? Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates. The other makes you feel like you are the most beautiful, desirable woman who ever walked the face of the planet. Which do you pick? (Itd probably be best to make up some sort of back-story for this) --

Webbed Feet Opener

By: Nilatak Hey guys... would you date a guy with webbed feet?? I had a summer job at x supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet. He would always complain that he couldn't get a girlfriend. He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would ll up and he would always walk on the tips of his feet. People used to call him Twinkle Toes! They usually ask if its me or my wing and I just bust out with Nawwww Im DINKY PENIS! --

Who Lies More Opener

By: Chris Rock version Hey guys, I need a female opinion... who lies more Guys or Girls??

The way I see it, girls that tell the small lies like youre ass doesnt look fat in those pants but girls... they tell the big ones... like... Its your baby!

Conclusion
So thats the list! Hope you enjoyed them. If you have any others of your own that you think need to be added let me know. Speak to you soon,

Richard (Gambler)