amandadel1909@gmail.com via craigslist.org 6:52 PM (23 hours ago) to ** ** ** ** sale-pu4ar-282.

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Do you still have it for sale? and what is your final asking price and more condition of it.....

-----------------------------------------------------------------This message was remailed to you via: sale-pu4ar-2824438464@craigslist.org If this email is a scam or spam please flag it now: http://www.craigslist.org/flag/?flagCode1&smtpid 120130235434SkJ7wp1L4RGrjTVflUcQ4Q -----------------------------------------------------------------me 8:25 AM (9 hours ago) to amandadel1909 bike is still available and per the ad is brand new never used condition. asking price is $2500. -----------------------------------------------------------------joe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com <---- his email address changed 1:05 PM (5 hours ago) to me Okay good...I accept your price but i would love to see more pics...moreso, do you have a paypal? Cuz i will be paying you via paypal.. -----------------------------------------------------------------me 1:20 PM (4 hours ago)

to joe Hi I do use Paypal quite regularly. If you want to go that route I do prefer it to having people come to my home. You know with all the gangs roaming around here with guns and machetes. Last one I had over left such a foul smell that I had to replace my carpets and sofa! I can take more pictures if necessary however I believe the hi-res 1280x1024 photos in the advertisement adequately depict the condition of the bike. Hope to hear from you soon. -----------------------------------------------------------------joe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com 4:56 PM (1 hour ago) to me Okay good,i will arrange for the pick up agent to come for the pick up from your side and i will be paying you via paypal ,so kindly get back to me with your paypal email address and full name with the total cost.So i can proceed with the payment as soon as possible. Thanks and hope to hear back from you soon ---------------------------------------------------------------Me 5:14 PM (1 hour ago) Hi Joe, Before I send I just want to make sure the bike is a proper fit for you. I'm 7 foot 3 and the last bike I sold via paypal ended up going to a group of travelling circus midgets. I had to pay to have the bike crated up and sent back me. Much to my surprise they also included a circus midget in the crate. Despite their small size they do tend to eat a lot and my dog is getting really skinny. Tell you what I'll sell you the bike for $2,000 if you take the midget too. Anyway how tall are you? I don't want another midget experience... if you're under 7 feet tall, this bike will be too small for you. Hope to hear from you soon. ----------------------------------------------------------------

joe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com 5:56 PM (22 minutes ago) to me Am 7 foot as well ---------------------------------------------------------------me 7:05 PM (6 minutes ago) to joe, that's fantastic Joe! I feel we have a connection here. I don't know any other people that are over 7 feet tall. We should be pen pals. Now about the midget... do you know anyone who's shorter than 7 feet? I mean think of how ridiculous I look... 7.3 feet is awkward enough, but it gets worse when I have to take my skinny dog and midget out for a walk. Midgets walk slow and have a really thick neck so you have to buy one of those full body harnesses or the little bugger will just slip out of it. Choke chains are cruel and I'd prefer it if you didn't choke my midget. I used to let my dog run along beside my bike but I cannot do that any longer since the midget came and started competing with the dog for food... he just doesn't have the energy! Being over 7 feet tall you probably have a size 14 shoe box kicking around. That should be an adequate size for shipping my midget. You'll want to make sure you get one of those water bottles they use in hamster cages in case he gets thirsty. He also loves spam, saltines, and the jelly from peek freans fruit cream cookies. Don't give him the actual cookie or you'll have one hell of a mess on your hands. Down to business. Cost. Bike $2,500 CAD Bike + midget $2,000 CAD This email address is my registered paypal email address. Full Name: Keyser Sze

Address: 10 Waterbridge Lane Markham, Ontario Canada L3R 8W9

---------------------------------------------------------------joe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com 7:08 PM (2 minutes ago) to me LOl...i will get in torch with the mover agent now to register i for pickup and delivery and get back to you with the pickup time and schedule as soon as i hear back from them.... ---------------------------------------------------------------joe morris 8:08 AM (20 minutes ago)

to me Please i need you to do me a favor,the pickup agent says i need to pay $700 to them before the bike can be registered for pickup and delivery.. I'm presently offshore now and there is no western union outlet here. All i need from you is your permission that i include the agent's fees and assure me that you will help me wire it to the agent via western union as soon as you get the payment notification from paypal... I would really appreciate your help here. ---------------------------------------------------------------me 10:09 AM (6 minutes ago) to joe, Oh I don't know. This is starting to get complicated and I'm very busy. Last night my dog must have been really hungry because he ate one of my midget's shoes. I took him to the veterinarian this morning and she said he should be able to pass the shoe without any problems. Now the only problem I have is my midget only has one shoe.

So today me, my skinny dog, and my midget have to go to Toys R Us to check out Mattel's latest line of shoes. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but it's going to take hours for my midget to hop one-legged to Toys R Us. I'd piggy back him there but as you know being 7.3 feet tall my midget would get altitude sickness if I hoisted him much higher than my knees. I don't understand why they don't make oxygen masks and cylinders that would fit my midget. Midgets are people too! So $700 has to go to your agent for shipping a bike? That sounds reasonable. Does that include all applicable taxes? I don't want to get shorted here. Tell you what make it $750 on top of the $2,500 for the bike or $2,000 for bike + midget and you have yourself a deal. I'll use the $50 to buy the entire line of Mattel shoes for my midget. There's a petshop next to Toys R Us and if you like I can pickup that hamster water bottle that we discussed earlier. ---------------------------------------------------------------joe morris 11:40 AM (25 minutes ago) to me Oh am sorry to hear all that....this is what i will do to make everything easy,i will be sending you $2500 for the bike,850 for the agents fees,western union charges and the $50 for the entire line of the Mattel shoes for the midget.Let me know when you want me to proceed with the payment ---------------------------------------------------------------oe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com 1:37 PM (31 minutes ago) to me Got my last email and understand the whole thing?Should i proceed with the payment now?

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1:37 PM (31 minutes ago) to joe Excellent! My midget and I were browsing Mattel's shoe collection and he's super stoked about getting a pair of loafers. http://www.amazon.com/Pairs-Doll-Sho.../dp/B0029LDHI0. His last pair (which are no longer a pair) were from a robin hood playset and as you can imagine offered little protection on those cold Canadian winter nights we're famous for. He also looked really goofy wearing those green tights and didn't like wearing the felt hat. I'm guessing it was a feather allergy, but he speaks Swahili so I never know what the hell he's saying. I'm ready to proceed, what do you need in order to begin the process? -----------------------------------------------------------------joe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com 1:41 PM (29 minutes ago) to me Am i correct with the following paypal information? Name : Keyser Sze Email address: me@gmail.com And moreover do you know the mover agent will be coming from the USA? -----------------------------------------------------------------me 2:49 PM (1 minute ago) to joe Hi Joe, No I didn't know he was coming from the US. Even though the demarcation line is relatively peaceful you do realize that Canada and the USA are technically still are war? If he can avoid the marauding gangs with guns and machetes he should be fine. Just tell him to end every sentence with "eh" when questioned by guards at the checkpoints... and whatever he does do not look the guards directly in the eyes. They'll take that as a challenge to fight or hump his leg. My leg was humped once and it wasn't a very pleasant experience. Well it was more of a shin humping than leg humping... being 7.3 feet and all.

Where is your mover going to stay when he's here? I'd offer him a bed, but between myself, my skinny dog, and my midget I have very little room and almost no food. The info below is correct and I hope we're good to go. -----------------------------------------------------------------joe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com 2:52 PM (1 minute ago) to me Okay excellent,i will make the transfer as soon as possible and the mover agent are private company and they have there license so they cant have any problem with the guards...Thanks and nice doing business with you -----------------------------------------------------------------service@paypal.com. customersservice@consultant.com 3:14 PM (6 minutes ago) to me Images are not displayed. Display images below - Always display images from customersservice@consultant.com Hello Keyser Sze, A temporary hold has been placed on this transaction! Thank you for using PayPal, this is a notification email about the transaction involving you and Joe Morris. Be informed that you are 100% safe with PayPal and you do not need to worry about anything therefore you are to go ahead with the transaction for your account to be credited as soon as you email us with the receipt given to you at the western union outlet, we are sorry that we cannot be reach via phone due to many transaction initiated everyday via PayPal, we are sorry for any inconvenience this might cause you. The money has been deducted from the buyer's account and will be credited into your PayPal account as soon as you send to us the payment receipt hereby confirming that the excess money has been sent out to the

bearer via western union money transfer only as requested by the buyer. The transaction has been screened and has proven to be 100% legal and real. You are hereby advised to go ahead with the transaction and wire out the said fee to the bearer, For security reasons email the western union payment receipt to PayPal only and wait till your account is being credited before emailing the receipt to the buyer, therefore you can go ahead with the transaction. This is a step by step way of sending the money to the bearer: 1. Go to any Wal-Mart, Kroger's or Bloom store close to your home. 2. Ask for a western union money transfer form. 3. Fill the form with the details provided by the buyer. 4. Tender the cash and you will be issued a receipt after the money has been sent. 5. Attach and email to PayPal a scanned copy of the receipt. If you don't have a scanner, You can email PayPal with the following details written on the receipt: 1. MTCN number(which is the 10digit number) 2. Sender's full name and address. Please be rest assured the information you give us will not be disclosed to Joe Morris or his agent until you account is credited. We will give you a grace period to complete the transaction and get back to us with the MTCN (Money Transfer Control Number) which has been paid out by your buyer so we can credit your account without any further delay. To protect your security, PayPal offers information on the status of this member. Seller Reputation: (9) Verified Buyers Account Status: Verified Account Type: US Personal Account Creation Date: Mar 5, 2003 PayPal Member For: 8 years 6 months 3 days

We are assuring of you a 100% safety, and as soon as the payment details is been emailed to us, a total funds will be credited into your account.

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service@paypal.com. customersservice@consultant.com 3:13 PM (19 hours ago) to me Images are not displayed. Display images below

Dear Keyser Sze, This email confirms that Joe Morris has sent you $3,350.00 USD.
View the details of this Transaction here: Payment Details

Transaction ID: 3TQ95872YQ3810895F

Item # Nil

Item Title Bike and Midget

Quantity Price Subtotal 1 $2,550.00 $2,550.00 $800.00

Pick-up & Delivery: (Includes Western Union Charges Fees)

Shipping Insurance: (optional)

$0.00

Total:
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$3,350.00 USD

to me Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information. Learn more PayPal Dear Keyser Sze, We want to inform you that the sum of $3,350.00 USD money has been deducted from your buyer's account but will not be credited into your account until we receive the information or prove that the said amount of ($700.00 USD) which the buyer requested to be sent out to the shipper via Western Union. All we want you to do is to send us the information given to you at the Western Union Office or your Bank after you might have sent the agreed amount of money to the shipper.

Shipper's Address Below: Marva Dalton 4251 Teakwood Ct, Stone Mountain, GA 30083 USA.

Details needed in order for us to credit your account: 1. Sender's Name and Address 2. MTCN 3. Amount Sent

This act is done to protect both the buyer and seller from fraudulent activities, moreover do not send the MTCN to the buyer until your account has been credited with the total sum of $3,350.00 USD. As soon as you send the MTCN to us,we will verify and you will receive a mail informing you that your account has been credited. Warning: As this transaction was done via our e-mail payments service, all inquiries should be directed to us by replying to this e-mail as it is the one being monitored for your transaction which is because the status of this transaction has not been passed on to our customer care phone service section.Contact us via this email and not by phone calls the mail is being monitored by the FBI team. We are making changes in our phone communication.Your calls may be picked up by scammed artists here on the net that's why we need to make changes in our phone communications.

We do not want any more delay in crediting your account. We hope to read from you soon.

Thank you for using PayPal! The PayPal Team PayPal Account Review Department Copyright 2012 PayPal, Inc. All rights reserved. PayPal is located at 2211 N. First St., San Jose, CA 95131. -----------------------------------------------------------------me 3:36 PM (16 minutes ago) to joe Hi Joe, I did receive the email from PayPal. I'll be going to the post office this evening to take care of this.

-----------------------------------------------------------------joe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com 3:43 PM (11 minutes ago) to me okay excellent just keep me updated and i will check on you as well by that time...Thanks and nice doing business with you -----------------------------------------------------------------joe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com 6:09 PM (15 hours ago) to me Hello ,whats up? -----------------------------------------------------------------joe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com 8:11 PM (13 hours ago) to me Hello ,were you able to get the transfer done?Hope to read back from you soon

-----------------------------------------------------------------me 9:46 AM (2 minutes ago) to joe My apologies for the delayed reply. I had forgotten that yesterday was the first of the month so my rent was due. I would have let it slide, but as you know the penalty in Canada for delinquent renters is death by crucifixion or 20 years in the maple syrup mines of Northern Quebec... your choice. Unfortunately I came up about $300 shy of the $700 needed for the moving agent. Yesterday evening something terrible happened and I feel awful for not disclosing it

to you earlier. You see my on top of the Spam, saltines, and jelly from peek freans fruit cream cookies, my midget also has an predilection for Jewish Deli's. It's a short walk to the nearest deli and unknown to me he had been visiting them several times a week. Unfortunately a midget's digestive system wasn't designed to ingest that much salami and he developed a nasty case of gout. After much soul searching I decided to take my midget to the veterinarian to have him euthanized. The good news... my Skinny dog has probably gained a pound or two in the last twelve hours. Since there were no adverse effects to him eating my midgets shoe, I decided to feed the other one to him as well. So we have a dilemma... I only have $400 for the moving agent and my midget is dead. Could you please ask PayPal to reissue minus the $50 that you included for my midget's shoes? Or reduce it to $15 if you would still like his corpse. I would hate for you to think that I'm a scammer of some sort for not delivering a live midget as promised. -----------------------------------------------------------------joe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com 9:54 AM (13 minutes ago) to me Oh am so sorry to hear that,and i am also sorry for the death of the Midget and with this all this i pity you and i promise you that i will not minus the $50 for the midget shoes but what i wanna ask you is can you make the money $700 so that the agent can come over for the pickup so that we can complete this transaction asap and once again am sorry for the loss of your Midget and am happy to hear the good news about your skinny Dog. -----------------------------------------------------------------me 2:26 PM (23 hours ago)

to joe Hi Joe,

I really appreciate your sympathy for my midget and the fact that you're still going to give me the $50 for his shoes. I was thinking even though he's no longer with us I would get his new loafers bronzed so they can be with me forever as a reminder of my wee friend, mtu wewe ni bubu. That was his Swahili name... I'm still not quite sure how you pronounce it though.

I received an email from another person wanting to buy my bike. I asked her the same questions I asked you and it turns out that she's a 7 foot 5 blonde. What are the chances that I would meet two people over seven feet tall in the same week? The odds are mind-boggling! Obviously I had to have her over to inspect the bike. It kind of got weird from there. Turns out she was more interested in my midget corpse than the bike. Matter of fact she didn't appear to know as much about bicycles as you and I do. It got really uncomfortable for me when she started grinding up against the shoebox my midget was resting in. She told me it was a Tanzanian death ceremony, but it starkly resembled a lap dance on perverts row. I'm not quite sure what she meant by suck start a Harley but money is money right? What a woman! Seven foot five, deep baritone voice and an adam's apple larger than mine!

Anyway she made me an offer of $3000 for the bike and Midget corpse. I know I accepted your offer originally, but I could really use the money. With her offer I only have to send her $400 via western union... which is all I currently have in my bank account. Would you be willing to match the offer? $3000 for the bike + midget corpse and I'll send the $400 I have in the bank to PayPal to cover the moving expenses. If need be I can ask her the name of the movers she's using and you can give them a call. Save yourself $300! -----------------------------------------------------------------joe morris joemorris1909@gmail.com

2:31 PM (23 hours ago)

to me Lets do it this way,you send the $400 to the agent so that they can come pickup the bike and you can sell the midget corpse to the woman ....i hope you understand i want you to get the transfer done asap so

that we can get this deal done asap -----------------------------------------------------------------Oh I fully understand, believe me! For instance, I know all the PayPal emails you've sent are fraudulent... I knew from your first email that you were nothing more than a lowlife scammer and I know exactly where you're located and it's not offshore. I would have fucked around with you a little longer, but you bore me now. All the emails you've sent and beacon data have been provided to PayPal, mail.com (the owners of consultant.com), Google, and INTERPOL cybercrime division.