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18 November 2008 Volume XVII, Issue 6
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Kayaking on a playing field: SU President Pa O’Brien with Kayaker Darragh Hearne and Outdoor Pursuits Club member Cillian Burke on Maguire’s Pitch, the training grounds for UL’s clubs (photo by Hugh O’Brien)

Aoife Breen - Editor football teams, who argue that the additional costs. This isnʼt a good Softball club member Eoghan appointed a full time development “UL is a top-class facility only
pitchʼs inadequate drainage leaves reflection on Irelandʼs self-named Reade said, “The Bowl has been officer this year whose remit is to to a select few outsiders and elite
UL CLUBS have reignited the the field either totally unusable or ʻsporting campusʼ”. extremely well maintained, but, organise recreational soccer in UL. athletes while our own students are
long-standing complaint against highly dangerous to players. Fiona Reidy of the ladiesʼ rugby sadly, this is very rarely given over However, at the moment, the officer forced to train and compete in woeful
Maguireʼs field behind Kilmurry Paul Lee, SU Clubs & Societies club commented, “It is an inadequate to UL clubs”. is unable to perform his duties conditions, with some teams even
Village and have called on the Development Officer said, training facility for our teams. The Freshers in the soccer club have because of the facilities made being forced to travel to play their
University to guarantee proper “Traditionally, there has always been surface is uneven and has locks of not been able to play a home game available. home games.
maintenance to the pitch that will complaints against the facility, but water in it in most places. this year due to the referee deeming SU President Pa OʼBrien reacted “Maguireʼs pitch is a potential
allow clubs to train safely. the clubs have never managed to “As far as I am concerned, it is a the facility unplayable on health and angrily to the situation saying, “The danger to students and injuries seem
Maguireʼs field has been a mobilise as a group. This seems to hazard and for ʻIrelandʼs sporting safety grounds, according to the field is a disgrace. Itʼs not lit properly to be becoming more and more
consistent burden on ULʼs GAA, have changed this year with games campusʼ it is simply not good clubʼs president, Dr Martin Hayes. for training and is unsafe for our common on this substandard
soccer, rugby, softball and American cancelled and the pressures of enough. The club, with the FAI, have also clubs surface.”

Due to unforseen health problems November, and closed on the workload. The current Sabbatical students. They are also responsible resolving educational issues as the
Shane OʼCallaghan, SU Education Monday, 17 November, Week 11. Officers have vowed to help and to for organising Class Repsʼ Council Officer will be given the opportunity
Resignation Officer has had to resign. It was a Any registered UL student was free provide full support to whomever and trainings and must also liase to work on studentsʼ personal cases
decision which could not have been to nominate themselves for the is elected. with Class Reps. and be a true help to them.
of Education forseen and the Studentsʼ Union
have wished Mr OʼCallaghan the
position. The election for a new
Education Officer will be held on
The Education Officer is
responsible for any education
Pa OʼBrien, SU President, advised
any student running for the position
The Studentsʼ Union has expressed
their sadness at Mr OʼCallaghanʼs
Officer best. The current Sabbatical Officers
will do their upmost to assist any
the Friday, 21 November, with the
successful candidate taking up office
problems that may arise within the
college. This includes aiding students
that it involves, “a big workload and
there is a lot to learn, so they need
departure as it has forced them to
say goodbye to both a friend and a
student with an educational query on Monday, 24 November. with any problems or queries they to be prepared for long hours at the co-worker. The remaining Officers
Aoife Ní Raghallaigh until a new Officer is elected. The new officer will receive full have regarding their course or exams, start”. wish Mr OʼCallaghan all the best
Nominations for Education training following their election, as as well as organising grinds and He also explained that the position in the future along with a speedy
Officer opened on the Tuesday, 11 the position involves a large providing tips and information to can be quite rewarding in terms of recovery.
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An Focal Digest
In Brief
UL’s Got Talent
ULTV Society
UL has got talent and we know it. Whether you can sing, act, or dance
the dreolin, we want to see it. Be it the fame or fortune that appeals to you
(yes there are cash prizes), come along to the auditions in week twelve.
Anyone interested in watching the auditions live before the show airs after
Christmas, can come along on the day and sit in for only two yoyos.
ULTV Society are also proud to announce our “How will you get yours?”
video competition. In response to the rise in college fees, we are getting
students to come up with interesting ways they could raise the fifteen
hundred euros. The best video will win a three day trip to London to take
a backstage tour of BBC studios and the radio production houses in January
with members of ULTV society. Submissions can be lighthearted or serious.
Entries must be in by 31 December.
ULTV have teamed up with Drama Society to produce our very own
UL drama show. Scriptwriting is still in progress for the mini drama series.
If you are interested in writing, drama, television, or screenplays, and are
not already involved, contact us on the email below.
Also, we are always looking for interviewers and presenters, so if you
think you have the personality to interview people like the Frames, Jaded
sun, or the boys from Dirty Sanchez, to name but a few, come in for an
interview!
If you would like more information on ʻULʼs got talentʼ, the ʻHow will
you get yoursʼ video competition, scriptwriting, workshops, interviewing/
presenting positions, or if you would just like to come along to one of our
weekly meetings, contact – ultvsoc@gmail.com

The University crest after one non-contact training session with UL Ladies’ Rugby on Maguire’s pitch

Brainwave
In Figures
The Irish Epilepsy Association will hold the Student Support Group
for this semester on Wednesday, 19 November, 2008 from 14:00 – 16:00 Graduate Medical School Open Evening
in the Daly Room, Plassey House, UL. Are you interested in a career in Medicine? If so, why not come along to the forthcoming UL Graduate
1 training session
All are welcome and admission free. The meeting is open to people Medical School Information Evening?
The length of time that gear
with epilepsy or people whose life is touched by people with epilepsy This is an opportunity for potential students to learn about the programme, meet with Medical School
lasts for a number of students
in UL, LIT and Mary Immaculate College. Faculty, and with current students on the course.
participating in clubs whose
For further details contact Programme details for the event are below and if you wish to attend you must register in advance by e-
activities are carried out on
Ms. Anna Kelly, mailing: michelle.murnane@ul.ie or phone: 061- 233756/061-233740
Maguireʼs pitch.
Community Resource Officer, The Information Evening for applicants intending on entering the programme in 2009 will be held at
Brainwave The Irish Epilepsy Association, 7pm on Wednesday, 26 November in KBG12, Kemmy Business School.
1 minute
Limerick Social Services Centre, Representatives from Ulster Bank will be available during the evening to provide information on the
The length of the silence held
Henry St., Limerick bankʼs comprehensive financial support scheme for students of the UL Graduate Medical Programme.
in the Plaza at 2pm on
Phone No. 061 - 313773 or email brainwavelk@eircom.net Thursday, 12 November, in
Schedule of events:
solidarity with the family of
19:00-19:10: Coffee & Welcome
murder victim Shane
19:10-19:30 About UL – Mr Sean Reidy, Marketing Director
Geoghegan.
19:30-19:50 The Graduate Medical Programme at UL – Professor Paul Finucane, Foundation
Head, Graduate Medical School
6 weeks
19:50-20:30 The Student Perspective – Students from current cohort, and from the Medical
How long UL Ladiesʼ Rugby
Society
player Fiona Reidyʼs last pair
20:30-21:00 Questions & Answers Session – Your opportunity to ask about the Graduate
of boots withstood playing
Medical Programme and the University.
on Maguireʼs field.

6 foot 6 inches

In Words We knew that Pa was tall,


but geez, really?!

22 minutes
Being single in your mid-twenties is like buying a turkey on Christmas Eve – there arenʼt that many good
The length of time it takes
birds available.
to cycle from the University
Ross OʼCarroll Kelly creator Paul Howard offers his advice to the audience in the Jean Monnet during his readings
from his latest book.
campus to the city centre via
the Dublin Road, according
The Constitution is broken! SU Communications Officer Aoife Breen laments the fact that the digital version to the newly-launched Slí na
of the SU Constitution with the latest amendments has ʻtechnical problemsʼ in the document preventing her from Sláinte routes at UL.
printing off a hardcopy
48 hours
We feel that nothing has been done about this for far too long and we are very fed up of the way field sports How long Paul Howard
are treated in this manner. UL Ladiesʼ Rugby player Fiona Reidy commenting on the apathetic nature of the invested in watching all series
University in taking action to rectify the pitch on which UL clubs train. of Sex and the City in
preparation for his latest Ross
We are a small community in the grand scheme of things, but we can be an effective community.
OʼCa r roll Kelly
University head Prof Don Barry at the launch of the Slí na Sláinte routes at UL in conjunction with the UL
Environmental Committee and the Irish Heart Foundation.
instalment.
Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal News 3
A strong gathering in the Plaza SU President Pa O’Brien, congregated She urged the campus community from Limerick, but I’ve been in
at 2pm on 12 November had just one in the plaza to commemorate the to mark its objection to the “shocking college here for three years now and

Minute’s message to send to Limerick’s violent


gangs: “enough”.
Following an email initiated by
life of Mr Geoghegan and to show
their support for the ending of
gangland violence in the city.Ms
escalation in violence in Limerick”.
“I’m not naive enough to believe
that this alone will lead to the end
I feel it’s a part of me. This latest
murder was an absolute tragedy and
my sincerest condolences go to the
Ellen Byrne of the Irish World Byrne organised the demonstration of the cycle of hideous violence Geoghegan family. He was an

Silence for Academy, the campus community


engaged in a minute’s silence in the
memory of Limerick-man Shane
through communication with staff
and research postgraduates of the
campus through ITD’s email
which has almost become
synonymous with our city, but
perhaps it may make our political
innocent man in the wrong place at
the wrong time. There needs to be
justice and it needs to happen soon”.
Geoghegan who was murdered near ‘Opinions’ forum.“I believe the time leaders realise that platitudes and The Arena also opened a book of

Murder Victim his home in Kilteragh, Dooradoyle,


close to the Crescent Shopping
Centre, in a case of mistaken identity
has come for all rational and peace-
loving citizens of Limerick to say
enough is enough.”
political breast-beating will no longer
suffice.” One student member of the
crowd commented that, “I’m not
condolences which is placed in the
foyer of that building.

on 9 November.
An Focal Reporter A few hundred students, staff and
faculty, including University
President Professor Don Barry and

Students’ Union Clarification


In the last issue of An Focal (Vol nearly gone bankrupt and have had staff wages but doesn’t even cover
XVII, No. 5, 4 November), ‘Notes to be bailed out due to financial these. Money we raise is used for
from the Bath’ raised a number of mismanagement. The new SU shop free and non-profit services such
points about the finances of the SU has only been open a year and a as contraception, the bike scheme
shop. The clarification intended to half and still has a massive loan and the Nitelink.
coincide with the column was outstanding (€500,000) which is Of course, the Union exists to
mistakenly not printed at the time. serviced by any profits made. The lobby for students but you cannot
It is printed below to answer the shop’s accounts are available to run an organization without money.
questions asked by the columnist everyone through the Companies Any money spent – any money at
and to clear up any ambiguities that Registration Office. The shop also all – is approved by Class Reps in
may have arisen as a result of the sponsors ULSU Ents and so provides March for the coming academic
column. students with entertainment. year and so we are completely
The SU is not run with a profit The University Capitation (two- transparent with our finances.
motive but is careful with its money. thirds of which goes directly to We hope this has cleared up any
Twice in the last ten years we have Clubs and Societies) is used for questions raised by this article. Students participating in the minute’s silence in the Plaza on Wednesday, 12 November
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Marking
Time to Aids Day
Walk
Aoife Breen - Editor
Caitriona McGrattan
Welfare Officer

Fifty-two red balloons will be


released at 2pm in the Students’
Centre courtyard on 1 December,
World Aids Day, to represent the
52 men, women and children who
were diagnosed with HIV outside
December (Monday of week 13).
Human Immunodeficiency Virus,
or HIV, is a virus that affects the
immune system. It copies itself into
your immune system cells and
remains there indefinitely. HIV may
be controlled, but as yet there is no
cure for the virus.
Acquired Immune Deficiency
either HIV or AIDS by sharing
cutlery and crockery, shaking hands,
using the same toilet facilities or
by being sneezed or coughed upon
by someone with either disease.
Nelson Mandala, former President
of South Africa, commented once
that, “Many people suffering from
AIDS are not killed by the disease
the greater Dublin area in 2007 and Syndrome (AIDS) is widely accepted itself. They are killed by the stigma
to show solidarity with those as being caused by HIV. A person and discrimination surrounding
currently living with the virus and is considered to have developed everybody who has HIV and
Launching the University’s or cycling and hopefully these but we ca n be a n ef fective Aids. AIDS when the immune system is AIDS.”
new Slí na Sláinte routes in the routes will motivate people to community”. The Students’ Union will also so weak it can no longer fight off a The Stamp Out Stigma Campaign,
Millstream Common Room on leave the car at home”. SU President Pa O’Brien noted be selling red ribbons – the range of diseases with which it could which was launched on World AIDS
We d n e s d ay, 12 Novemb e r, University President Prof Don the environmental benefits as international symbol of HIV – from usually cope. HIV remains a serious Day 2006, has set about challenging
President Don Barry ref lected Barry thanked the Enivronmental well as personal benefits of its reception from the last week in concern; in Ireland alone there was the negative experiences of living
on the initiative as “representing Committee for their work and increased physical activity. November. All proceeds from the a 7.4 per cent increase in the number with HIV. It aims to highlight the
the true spirit of the University” complimented them on being “These routes will benefit sale of these red ribbons will be of people diagnosed with the virus irrationality of the stigma and
by “educating and empowering” “proactive in introducing new both personal and environmental going the Red Ribbon Project, a during the past year in comparison discrimination at home and abroad,
t h e c a mpu s c om mu n it y t o initiatives on campus, such as health. We have come to a critical voluntary organisation which to 2006: there were 362 new cases while also tackling both direct and
participate in physical activity. the Farmers’ Market and staff point – either our attitude or our provides information on the of HIV diagnosed in 2007. indirect discrimination experienced
Under the direction of the UL ca r p ool i ng t h is yea r ” a nd world will change.” prevention, care and support services The cumulative number of people by people living with HIV in
Environmental Committee, 45 commented that the University “There are over 3,500 parking relating to HIV/AIDS and Sexual living with the virus in Ireland at Ireland.
new signs have been posted is “proud and grateful” of their spaces on campus but yet there Health in the Mid West of the end of 2007 was 4,781. HIV More information on HIV and
around the campus informing work. is a daily struggle to find a space. Ireland. remains a worldwide issue; there is AIDS can be found on any of the
faculty, staff and students of the “The aim of is to encourage This means there are too many The Students’ Union are also currently 33.2 million people following websites
d ist a nces a nd wa l k i ng a nd the campus to par ticipate in people driving. encouraging the staff and students worldwide living with HIV. www.redribbonproject.com,
cycling times to destinations physical activity. We have, I The signs are right – it is time of UL to show our support for the Misinformation about HIV and www.dublinaidsalliance.com
such as the Kilmurry Roundabout, think, one of the most beautiful to walk, it is time to cycle.” millions of people living with HIV AIDS has resulted in needless www.stampoutstigma.ie
t h e Pa r k way a n d t h e c it y campuses in Ireland and, indeed, The group in attendance then worldwide by wearing red on 1 discrimination. You cannot contract
centre. Europe, and there is no doubt of proceeded to walk across the
I r ish Hea r t Foundation the positive impact of physical Living Bridge and came back

16 Days of Action
representative A n n R iorda n activity on our minds via Thomond Bridge.
commented that, “enough cannot “We are a small community
be said for the benefits of walking in the grand scheme of things,

explain that for many women their home and made think about the reality of
Caitriona McGrattan
is not ‘a place of sanctuary, love and domestic violence. The statistics speak
Welfare Officer
safety’ but rather a place of ‘violence, for themselves; in 2007, the Women’s
‘Some men break more than their rape, fear and terror.’ Aid national helpline received 12,000
girlfriends’ hearts’, the disturbing tag The 16 days of Action will begin on phone calls relating to physical,
line used by the Mid Western Health November 25th, the International Day emotional, economic and sexual abuse;
Board a number of years ago on their Opposing Violence against Women and one in four perpetrators of sexual
promotional material to highlight end on December 10th, the 60th violence against adult women are
domestic violence, which remains as Anniversary of the signing of the partners or ex-partners yet there has
relevant in 2008 as ever. Universal Declaration of Human Rights. only ever been one conviction under
The first ever national research into Events such as talks, information marital rape legislation since its
the prevalence of domestic violence in seminars, and protests will take place introduction 18 years ago, and the most
Ireland was carried out by Women’s on a worldwide during this period all disturbing of all figures; on average a
Aid in 1995. Making the Links calling for the same thing; the elimination woman will be assaulted by her partner
highlighted just how many women of all forms of violence against women. or ex-partner 35 times before reporting
experienced violence by a partner/ In Ireland, Women’s Aid are calling for it to the police.
boyfriend/husband in Ireland; at the support for their gathering outside Dáil Secretary General of the UN, Ban
time, just over a decade ago, 18% of Éireann on Monday, November 24th Ki-Moon, commented in 2007 that
Irish Women reported they had been at 11am to highlight to our politicians “Violence against women and girls
abused in relationships with male that something must be done. The continues in every continent, country
partners. Today an average of one in organisation is also running a nationwide and culture. It takes a devastating toll
five women experience domestic postcard campaign designed to challenge on women’s lives, on their families, and
violence. misconceptions relating to domestic on society as a whole. Most societies
‘When we think about human rights violence. These and other events from prohibit such violence-yet the reality is
abuses we tend to think of the prisoner the campaign will all be listed on the that too often it is covered up.” Ireland
pf conscience in a far off land...But 16 Days blog-www.ireland16days. is no exception to this observation! How
human rights abuse also describes the blogspot.com. many more women will have to suffer
violence women experience in their own Approximately 213,000 women living before something changes?
homes’, Margaret Martin, the director in Ireland are experiencing severe If you are concerned about a loved
of Women’s Aid, outlined the rational domestic abuse; these women are our one or yourself and domestic abuse
behind this year’s International 16 Days mothers, sisters, cousins and friends. more information can be found on www.
of Action Opposing Violence against The 16 Days of Action Opposing womenaid.ie and the number for their
Colin Fitzpatrick, UL Environmental Committee, Ann Riordan, Irish Heart Foundation , and Women; ‘Think Women’s Human Violence against Women ensures that confidential helpline number if 1800
Pa O’Brien, SU President, launching UL’s new Slí na Sláinte routes Rights-Think Home’. She continued to we are all taken out of our comfort zones 341 900.
Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal News 5

Students’ Union Executive 2008-09


wouldnʼt have the opportunity to
meet
Best thing about the job: The range of
people I get to talk to
Worst thing about the job: Nothing so
far.
What do you hope to achieve this year?
To make UL as diverse and as
appreciative of the differences between
people as possible
Damien Cahill, Three interesting facts about
Aoife Breen
Vice President/
Pa O’Brien, President Caitriona McGrattan, Vice-President/Campaigns & Equality Officer yourself:
Deputy President/Welfare Officer 1. I used to be a girl scout 2. Iʼm right-
Communications Officer Services Officer
Name: Aoife Marie Finnerty handed but play sports with my left
Name: Paddy Rockett gold.....eh!? he looked thirsty ...... ʻIrelands callʼ at 5.30in the Course: Law and European Studies 3. Iʼve never seen a Monty Python
Course: Science Education nice! morning....... Why did you want the Job? I figured film
Why did you want the Job? Job? ..... What do you hope to achieve this year? Three interesting facts about it would be a good way to meet new Your motto for survival: Wear
donʼt you usually get paid for a job?... Thereʼs a negative vibe about students yourself: and interesting people that I ordinarily sunscreen.
this is an undertaking I suppose it was as a whole from the community and 1. I love curry chips with mayo – try
to do a bit of work to help out really! plans to try and abolish rag week have it ...savage!
Why did you want the Job? I didnʼt, I
Best thing about the job: Iʼd say the been core of some of the whispers – I 2. I can do most if not all voices from
was forced!
cake but the chicken at community wanna stop that in its tracks and engage Family guy
Best thing about the job: Personal
forum is pretty sweet! in a partnership with the members of 3. I released a song on the internet about
chauffeur
Worst thing about the job: dealing with the community rather than the tug of Spanish people
Worst thing about the job: Paparazzi
complaints and trying to explain the war thatʼs going on at the moment – Your motto for survival:
Community Relations What do you hope to achieve this year?
reason in the madness of the students students are not as bad as some of the ʻThereʼs a world outside your window
Officer Shorter and more productive
– and why did you feed that dog dutch labels attached but at the same time ....have sex with it!ʼ
meetings.
Three interesting facts about
Name: Dave or David James Collison- Best thing about the job: Getting to Three interesting facts about yourself:
Ryan for those of you who have seen meet lots of really nice people and yourself: 1. I was born on Machiavelliʼs
my e-mail address. work with them towards making life 1. I have been in many musicals such Chair of Class Reps’ birthday.
Course: Business Studies and French better for students as a whole. as “The Hot Mikado”, “Jesus Christ Council 2. Iʼm a hard-core procrastinator.
4th Year Worst thing about the job: No worst Superstar”, “Anything Goes” plus a 3. Contrary to popular belief, Iʼm not
Why did you want the Job? I was the thing – Love it all!!! few others. 2. I had roughly 20 – 25 Name: Brian Donovan bald under the hat.
Business Faculty Officer for the last What do you hope to achieve this year? Irish people from UL stay at my house Course: Applied Computing and Your motto for survival: Eat first, then
two years and I dealt with many issues To help anyone who is in need of help. in Paris after the France vs. Ireland Network Technology dance.
within that role. This year, there are If you have any issues at all with your Rugby match last February (I was on
even more important issues that not faculty i.e. Tutors not turning up, co-op)! 3. I have completed the “13
What do you hope to achieve this
only affect the Business Faculty but tutorials being cancelled, course issues Places in no time” challenge!
year?
the University as a whole and I wanted ....... I should be your first point of Your motto for survival:If you donʼt
To complete all of the campaigns
Faculties Officer to be more involved with them for contact along with your relevant Faculty live life on the edge, youʼre taking up
which have been started and to leave
example, E.C.T.S. Officer! too much space”
the Association in good shape for the
incoming President.
Name: RuánDMC work started by last years C&S Exec Propose a logo that all Clubs and Socs Have you fulfilled any campaign
Course: Construction Management on compiling a sample Budget for use can fall under. promises yet?
and Engineering by all Clubs and Socs. Pass college. Most of last yearʼs are done or almost:
Why did you want the Job? For the This will help the continuing rise in Three interesting facts about financial stability, re-integration,
greater good the standard of budgets. yourself: events, the common room. This yearʼs
Best thing about the job: “Light Through the use of Appraisal meetings 1. I am a vegetarian but I still eat red
Postgraduate Students’ promises are more policy based and
Refreshments!” help Clubs and Socs develop to their and white meat
Association President are definitely well in progress.
Worst thing about the job: The work full potential. 2. I have a habit of repeating myself Three interesting facts about
Name: Emma Murphy
and the paparazzi Achieve World Domination. 3. I have a habit of repeating myself yourself:
Course: BA History, Politics, Sociology
What do you hope to achieve this Push for the installation of a proper Your motto for survival: 1. Iʼm from Dublin and had no
and Social Studies (2006) MA Peace
year? To finalise a generic constitution drainage system for the Maguireʼs Itʼs a job but someone dirty has to do intentions of coming to UL but I
and Development Studies (2007)
Clubs Officer for all Clubs and Societies. To continue pitches. it changed my CAO drunkenly and put
in the wrong code and ended up in
Why did you want the job?
tickets to gigs. UL
the free tickets to gigs was pretty darn I predicted that the recession was
Worst thing about the job: Time 2. I badly cut myself on a chair in the
enticing. coming and needed a job for the year!
consuming/ clashing with work Jean Monnet when I was in second
Best thing about the job: I wanted to continue and complete
and college year and now I have a 5-inch scar on
Ahhh did I not mention the free some of the campaigns that I started
What do you hope to achieve this my leg.
tickets??! That and the satisfaction I last year and raise awareness of
year? To put societies on an even- 3. I am sports mad and have Liverpool
get out of seeing a big smile spread postgrad issues on campus.
par with clubs in administrative FC and Leinster Rugby season
across someoneʼs face after we sort Best thing about the job:
aspects. tickets.
out a problem for them. Cheesy I The Office of Isolation....which is
Three interesting facts about Your motto:
know but sure what about it! nicely hidden at the back of the PSA
yourself: To quote Winston Churchill (not
1. Iʼm not a “proper” ginger,
First Year Rep Worst thing about the job: centre. A lot of people mistake it for
something I do very often but in this
I am currently trying to recruit new a toilet.
Societies Officer because I have blonde eyebrows.
Name: Deirdre Wilson Worst thing about the job:
case highly appropriate)
2. I support Birmingham City class reps for all the first year courses. ʻSuccess consists of going from failure
Course: Biological Science The list seems to grow every time I The five million committees which I
Name: Darren Savage FC. to failure without the loss of
Teaching look at it! Anyone interested in being sit on (they take up a crazy amount of
Course: Repeat 2nd year BSc 3. I am on the Board of Directors enthusiasmʼ
Why did you want the Job? The sense one, give me a shout. Please!! time).
Economics and Mathematical of the SU shop.
of power I guess, ah no, only joking! What do you hope to achieve this
Sciences Your motto for survival: Get
To be honest, Iʼm the kind of person year? Basically I want every first year it! apparently look like Betty Boop.
Why did you want the Job? To drunk, get laid, get a degree
who canʼt pass by somebody in need. course to have the required amount Three interesting facts about 3. I have a thing for shoes. I have well
improve and maintain the quality
I like helping people and I knew that of class reps, planning the first year yourself: over a hundred pairs!
of societies for its members
Iʼd be able to do a good job with ball and other first year activities 1. I donʼt drink milk (you can taste Your motto for survival: Worrying
Best thing about the job: To stamp
regards to looking out for the first comes next on the list. After all this the cow! Ew!) is like a rocking chair, keeps you
your mark on C & S, and the free
years. Also, I wonʼt lie, the idea of is college, we are supposed to enjoy 2. I get called Deebetty because I going but gets you nowhere.
6 News Tuesday | 18 October 2008 | An Focal
Tuesday | 18 October 2008 | An Focal Opinion & Debate 7

Yes He Can Paul Bellew

“The fairytale is over, the While all are undoubtedly that deemed in the privacy of the of this election. To achieve substantial
nightmare begins.” relevant, the one constant that has polling booths, voters would vote and meaningful change the new
T hat was one p ol it ica l defined the Obama campaign since against Obama on racial grounds administration will need all the
commentator’s view in the wake of it was launched in February 2007 despite outwardly saying the external help it can get as it appears
Barack Obama’s election as the next are the management and the opposite. likely the Democrats will fall short
President of the USA. It was not organisation of the campaign itself. Not much attention was given to of a Senate majority. It is here Obama
Republican sour grapes but an It also provides the model for how the fact that the ‘Bradley Effect’ is will have to turn to leaders like his
observation on the magnitude of the he is likely to govern. The greatest a flawed concept that failed to take Presidential rival John McCain in
t ask faci ng t he i ncom i ng criticism both the Clinton and into account other factors in the order to succeed.
administration. The weight of McCain campaigns could throw at election that gave it its name. McCain, a genuine believer in
expectation that accompanies the Barack Obama was his inexperience. Instead, race had a positive impact bipartisan politics went far beyond
President-elect to the White House Yet Obama conducted himself with on the election of Barack Obama as what was required in his concession
is an unenviable one. The slogans the attributes one would associate President. It led to the greatest speech in congratulating Barack
of ‘hope’ and ‘change’ that have with experience namely calmness, mobilisation of African-Americans Obama. It was an outstanding
been sold so well throughout Obama’s restraint and a constant sense of since the civil rights movement of endorsement of who he called ‘my
campaign are expected to be turned being in control. the 1960s. President’. While there are those
into an immediate political reality. In contrast, Hillary Clinton and Obama’s election by no means that will argue McCain’s campaign
Critics that have slammed Obama John McCain were irritable and discounts race as an issue in at times descended below the level
for empty rhetoric and vacuous aggressive when under pressure or American politics or society. The of acceptable behaviour, it was
speeches are lining up to say ‘I told on the back foot. If his administration fact that over 95 per cent of African- nothing in comparison to Republican
you so’. The conventional wisdom inherits his campaign’s capacity for Americans voted for Obama is proof campaigns of the past. It is to US President-Elect Barack Obama
is that the challenges are too great innovation and efficiency, talk of of that. It is however a powerful step McCain’s credit that he personally
and the crisis too many for a his Presidency being a ‘poisoned in the right direction. did not engage in such campaigning, again. That is a measure of what commitment he has already made.
successful first term. His task chalice’ or a ‘one termer’ may soon At this point it should be noted especially knowing how effective it Barack Obama has achieved in the The economic challenge has never
however is not an impossible one. be dispelled. while on the issue of race the positive can be having fallen victim to it twenty-one months since he been greater, while there can be no
The reasons for Obama’s victory Race was an issue never far from role played by George Bush in the eight years previously. announced his candidacy in doubt that a serious test in foreign
are already being dissected and the surface of this campaign. It was appointment of minorities to his The scene at Grant Park, Chicago, Springfield, Illinois, on February 10 policy lies just around the corner.
debated with the economic crisis, largely interpreted as a negative administration. Colin Powell, on election night was more akin to 2007. Is he up to the challenge? Is it
Sarah Palin and campaign funding factor for Obama with widespread Condoleezza Rice and Alberto a Bruce Springsteen concert than a Obama has become an icon to change Americans can believe in?
been cited as the primary factors in speculation that he would need at Gonzales all served in the highest political rally. In terms of emotion, Americans of all creed and colour. Can he translate his campaign
determining the outcome on least a seven to ten point lead in the positions under Bush. scale and symbolism these scenes He must, in turn, remember to message into reality? To paraphrase
November 4th. polls to negate the ‘Bradley Effect’ Change has been the buzzword are never likely to be surpassed become a President to all – a the man himself, ‘Yes he can’.

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UL’s Net Gains Daniel K Sullivan

American When asked why he robbed banks


Willy Sutton answered, “That’s
where the money is.” In a similar
vein we’ve seen political campaigns
such as for the US Presidency go
trusted people do the right thing by
the campaign in terms of their local
activities. Yet if the Republicans
had used exactly the same tools in
the same way they most likely
because she had visited countries
including Ireland on her travels. In
fact as was highlighted by one Irish
Blogger, Maman Poulet, she had
simply stopped over in Shannon and
make translating the usage of the
tools to the Irish context more
problematic. This is likely to be an
evolution of existing methods not
a revolution.

Voters
online because that is where the wouldn’t have yielded the same not entered the country at all. So what does this mean for us
people are. The victory of Barack response. You need the right Talking on the BBC on election locally? We’re probably quite a ways
Obama in the 2008 Presidential race candidate to fit this type of night Arianna Huffington, of the behind the US in terms of the
is being hailed by many commentators campaigning. Huffington Post, took the view that penetration of broadband and the
as the flowering of the ‘net in The net can also be used to the net in this election also acted comfort that the wider population
campaigning politics. Yet is it? And unearth an army of helpers to fact as a counter to the negative smears feels with interacting online. The
what impact might it have on our find, fact check, cross-reference and attacks such as those about Bill fund raising for Obama was
Brittany Witcher form of governance? To try and get tease out the tedious detail. Much Ayers, or socialism meaning they impressive but not nearly as many
some answers we need to look at of this will bear no fruit but it may were snuffed out quickly. The net here have PayPal accounts, and there
A group of UL students made history two weeks ago by helping what Team Obama did do and what expedite the process of uncovering allowed an army of a few hundred is the question of how the Standards
elect Barack Obama as the first ever black President of the USA. was its impact was. gems. In Ireland this took the form to develop lines of response with In Public Office legislation would
The group, all US citizens, are part of the Study Abroad exchange To start with, the Obama campaign of the debunking of the notion that the most effective percolating deal with it.
programme between the university and various universities across wasn’t quite as innovative as some Sarah Palin had foreign experience upwards. In the world of YouTube That said, with Lisbon II (Libertas
the USA. contend but instead borrowed heavily everyone can be Jon Stewart or at vs. Godzilla) due next year we could
Almost all are first time voters, and did so using the special from the methods pioneered by least try to be. well see a new level of net
absentee ballot process through the Irish postal system. Howard Dean in his unsuccessful That said the net can’t save all campaigning. As it was the net

“Social
The students at UL waited the results into the early hours of bid for the Democratic nomination boats Sean Tevis (Kansas) who made related stuff was just getting going
Wednesday morning, hoping that their absentee vote was counted. in 2004. Thereafter MoveOn.org a big splash with his xkcd inspired as the campaign was ending. Jason
One, Zackary Shelton (18), a first year student at Arcadia University and other distributed organisations cartoon still lost his challenge for O’Mahony’s Spoofer’s Guide to
in Glenside, Pennsylvania, is a first time voter and a supporter of
the Democratic Party. Shelton, from Massachusetts, said he nervously
were actively looking for someone
to support long before Obama
declared his candidacy. These pre-
networks a state legislature seat by 52 per
cent to 48 per cent. The cartoon
which helped him fundraise over
Lisbon was a personal highlight.
The tools exist but people need a
reason or cause to overcome their
watched the elections all day and well into the night.
“You kind of felt like watching history in the making...I was
excited, nervous, and I guess I was happy with the outcome,” he
existing entities were coupled with
the flat organisational structure of have helped €100,000 was ultimately unable to
overcome the redness of his district.
disinclined to make use of them. I
suspect a few candidates in the

do the job
said. “I do think it’s crunch time now, and that the whole election the Obama campaign, something New campaigning techniques can European elections will make
process has been really ‘fun’, but it’s now time to see if Obama’s Brian Stokes, once of this parish, and do make a difference but they effective use of these techniques.
being President is going to be as fun or exciting as the whole running spoke in detail about in his Limerick can’t make water flow uphill. The For the local elections it is more

the humble
for it.” The state of Massachusetts has not voted Republican since Leader article of earlier this year. conditions have to be just right. In worthwhile to knock on doors.
1984, when it voted for President Ronald Reagan over Vice President Such structures leaned heavily on some sense Democrats needed to For President-elect Obama, a key
Walter Mondale. President John F. Kennedy was once a senator for the practices in the technology experience the harsh come-down challenge for the future is to continue

television
Massachusetts. The state is currently represented by Senators John industries which focus less on official of the last two losses before they to use the net to aid the work of
Kerry and Ted Kennedy. Shelton thinks that may be part of the titles and a structured hierarchy and could take the steps to support increasing involvement of greater
reason why he chose to be Democrat over Republican. “You know, instead place more emphasis on someone like Obama. It was the portions of society in decision

ad once
you could say I’m brainwashed, because my parents are both liberal. flexibility and actual delivery. potent mix of recent defeat and the making: moving us towards a more
My mom is Democratic, my father’s generally Democratic, and my Getting access to voters is much hope of a new beginning. participative form of democracy.
entire family is Democratic. But I generally like to think that I can harder in a world of the long More locally, Mick Fealty from This process could be what the
separate myself from my family.”
He voted for Obama because he believed America needed the
commute and TiVo. Social networks
have helped do the job the humble performed” Sluggerotoole writing recently in
the Irish Times noted the differences
fireside chats on the radio were for
FDR.
change, especially on issues such as the economy and the Iraq war. television ad once performed. Social in the political systems that may
But he also criticised the President-elect, referring to his economic n et wo r k s a nd d i st r ibut e d
plans to rescue the stock market, his lack of experience, and his communication chains like Facebook
position of not supporting gay marriage. and Linkedin allowed for the
He argued that Obama was far more acceptable to the global tailoring of the message to each
audience because he was much more appealing than George Bush. person or group based on their
“They want anything but another Bush, and to them McCain is preferences. This approach took
another Bush, and he’s a Republican. They [the international central themes and customised them
audience] don’t understand how on earth anyone could vote Republican for particular audiences moving
after we’ve seen eight years of catastrophe.” Obama was more beyond ‘one size fits all’ static web
appealing to his generation of young voters because of his relative sites.
youth, he said, when compared against septuagenarian John McCain. For example, if you like message
“He’s something new, and, in general, teenagers and adolescents, X and pass it on to your friends then
people in their 20s and 30s, even 40s I guess, are more likely to vote it is more likely that they will view
for someone around their own age who’s inspiring.” The result of it favourably coming from someone
the election is all the more surprising, say political experts, in that they view positively, i.e. you, and
millions of young Americans and first time voters turned out to since you are friends, you should
vote, a phenomenon not seen previously. According to CNN exit like roughly the same things. Of
polls, first-time voters broke for Obama 72 percent to 27 percent course, this isn’t perfect and there
for McCain, while voters in the 18 to 24 age bracket voted 68 percent is the bother factor to contend with.
for Obama and 30 percent for McCain. Being poked by someone you are
Shelton explained that originally his views about America were favourable too is very different being
not changed, but now he’s changed his mind. “I thought we were a poked by someone you don’t know
racist country, and I guess we proved that we’re not racist. We elected or even have a predisposition to
an African-American President...you go back 10 years, wouldn’t dislike. People are important to the
have it, 20 years, wouldn’t have it. I mean, this is now; it happens process.
now.” Fundraising took the form of
The biggest lesson he took from the election, he said, was that relatively small amounts but with
nothing was impossible. “In politics, you can do what you actually repeated donations that all adds up.
want to do if you have the willpower and the backbone.” The campaign team delegated and
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Comment

Facing the Cost of


Century 21
Recently, a study found that amount of raw materials. Oil, as before. Ordinarily nature would
Eric Doyle

and then there is the land used to


human civilisation is currently the most recognisable example, is intervene with diseases to check grow bio-fuels, again at the cost of
consuming enough resources to running out, yet its demand has population growth, but with the food production.
equal one and one third the capacity never been higher. Oil-based advent of modern medicine, most Changing climate renders regions
of the planet earth. Quiet an technologies underpin the global people, especially in the West, can unsuitable for specific crop types
astounding fact, not to mention economy, in particular the structure expect to live long into their sixties, or at worst completely infertile,
inherently unsustainable. of the global agricultural industry. seventies and eighties. reducing supply of particular
The study went further and With depleting oil reserves the cost Birth rates on average across the products. Unpredictable weather
estimated that by the time the of food will climb. world are less than they were a few patterns destroy or damage harvests,
readers of this article are hitting The irony is that oil allowed us decades ago, however, the numbers as we saw here in Ireland this
retirement age, humanity will to boost food production globally of women of child-bearing age summer and autumn as upwards
require two planet earths to sustain to never before seen levels, this in continues to rise and due to medicine of 150 million Euros worth of
current consumption trends. This turn has been the engine behind are more likely to live longer and produce was lost to torrential rain
is basically down to demographic the incredible demographic have children. This is a disastrous and flooding.
growth which sees human population explosion of the past century to combination for demographics. In truth we can only guess at the
expand from its current level of 6.7 where today it is estimated 50-75 With more people living longer full repercussions of what is to
billion to around 9 billion by the per cent of all the humans that ever because of better medicine and come if current trends continue.
2040s. The repercussions of this lived are alive right now. more people being born than ever But the harsh reality is that few
Burning up our resources
are equally astounding. The reserves of oil, along with before, the strain on the limited governments in the world today
While certain regions, mostly all of our other fundamental natural and scarce resources of the planet are factoring much of this into their economic problems have not helped one is not something we want to
in the developed West, will see a resources, cannot sustain our is ever worsening. policies. either. endure.
decreasing birth rate, this will fail current population, let alone two Add to this the impact of climate This is evidenced enough by the But the costs of ambivalence So this leaves us with a choice
to balance the growth in the or three extra billion mouths to change. First of all, there are the complete lack of preparation or today are too great to ignore. As to make: carry on as we are, or
developing world. The culmination feed. This leaves us in a precarious rising sea levels eroding low-lying planning. Even efforts to slow or resources dry up and populations arrest the situation by taking
of which is poverty and famine as position. coastal land which is home of much reverse climate change have been expand, the scope for violence and remedic actions now, starting by
our planet’s resources dry up. Our current quality of life allows of the world’s agricultural base. hampered by political expediency warfare expands. As such resource reforming our relationship with
The earth can only supply a fixed us to live a lot longer than ever Less land is available for cultivation, and even denial. The recent wars can be seen to become more nature. Otherwise, nature will make
common and increasingly dominate that choice for us and it will come

California’s No
the international environment as at an extremely high cost, with
powers struggle to monopolize nothing less than the future of our
ever-shrinking reserves. very species at risk.
Nine to 11 billion are the We have to start prioritising the
estimates of the ceiling at which future over the here-and-now; to

Amidst America’s Yes


the population will collapse. This date, each generation has never
will either be the product of mass been able to see beyond its own
starvation, global war or catastrophic welfare. We cannot afford to make
environmental destruction – either that same mistake anymore.

‘Protect Marriage’ organisation talks about marriage is unbelievable,


and although it does not say it outright, I believe it is extremely
Aoife Ní Raghallaigh discusses the irony of the passing of 60.86 per cent of Californians voted for change and a new day in homophobic.
the anti-gay marriage proposition in California on the same American politics when they voted for Barack Obama. They constantly make reference to gay marriage as something
day that the United States of America voted in its first African However, 52.3 per cent of Californian voters decided to take a which will undermine the marriage that straight people have. They
American president. blatant step backwards by voting to deny the right of marriage for say this like the love between a gay couple is something lesser than
gays. Thousands of people are being denied a basic human right the love between a man and a woman. They also allude to the fact
Everyone will remember where they were on 4 November, 2008. simply because of their sexual preference, something they have no that being open to gay marriage will logically result in people being
Most will remember it as the day Barack Obama was elected as say in. open to any kind of marriage, like say, a marriage between a man
American President, but few will remember it as the same day In the run up to the vote on Proposition 8, two organisations from and a dog.
Proposition 8 was passed. either side of the argument set up websites to publicise their respective In other words, they seem to be saying that the love between gay
In 2000, homosexuals were denied the right to marriage when 61 campaigns. Protectmarriage.com was in favour of Proposition 8, couples is as abnormal as a man feeling sexually attracted to an
per cent of voters opted to change California Constitution by voting while noonprop8.com wanted people to vote against the proposition. animal, or an inanimate object. I’m not denying that humans love
in favour of Proposition 22. Proposition 22 clarified that only marriage Both organisations are clear in their stance on the issue, but one thing their pets very much, but hardly enough to want to marry them and
between that of a man and woman would be recognised by Californian that isn’t clear is why anybody would want gays to not marry. to even make any sort of comparison between sexual love and pet-
law. This decision would legally prevent anyone in a gay relationship ‘Protect Marriage’ tried to allude to the fact that their campaign human love is homophobic, pathetic and uneducated.
from marrying.This decision was rightly overruled by the Californian was not motivated by homophobia. While this may possibly be true, The fact that Proposition 8 has been passed in California shows
Supreme Court on 15 May of this year. The Supreme Court decided their arguments do have homophobic connotations, and are blatantly that, as a race, we have not come as far as we like to think. We are
– with a 4 to 3 vote – that denying homosexuals the right to marry ignorant. The one argument that came up on both websites was still caught up in the idea that homosexuality is wrong and undesirable,
was in violation of the equal protection clause of the California education. Those for Proposition 8 did not want their children being or something that can be changed. We also believe that being gay
Constitution. taught about gay marriage in schools, and they believed that if gay makes someone a lesser person than we straight people and that
Yet, less than two weeks later, on 4 June, the same Supreme Court marriage was legalised than it would also become part of the education because of their sexual makeup they do not deserve the same rights
decided that Proposition 8, which would again remove the right for curriculum. as us.
any gay person to marry, would be included on the 4 November The ‘Protect Marriage’ organisation believes that by teaching It is about time that it became universally accepted that being
Presidential ballot paper in California. Anyone voting for a new children that marriage is between any two people that society will homosexual is not a crime, or something that someone decides to do.
President in the area would also be required to decide if gays should become open to ‘any kind of marriage’ and that this in turn will lead People have no choice in whether they are to be homosexual or
or should not be allowed to marry. to a complete undermining of the value of marriage. The way the straight, and they should not be punished as a result.

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Columnists

I Spy
Pete’s Pet Peeves
What really p*sses me (and many other staff and students alike) off are
the food prices here on campus. It would be very simplistic to just blame
the one particular catering company that serves UL because such an
argument excludes several non-affiliated dining establishments and
watering holes here on campus.
The first variable at play would be the level of inflation in the Republic
of Ireland – coupled with the fact that this is a highly privatised and
market-driven university. If one were to go to the EU Institute in Florence,
Italy they would find that they could get a cup of coffee for the price of
30 cent as compared to the €1.80 they would pay in a place like the Café
Allegro in the Foundation Building. Stables Club or any SU-affiliated
establishment here on campus must necessarily worry about turning a
profit.
If Stables were to attempt to implement 30 cent coffee prices, they
would not be able to keep their doors open for business – the prices are
often reflections of a larger economic situation at the state level. Ireland
is one of the most expensive countries, as far as cost of living, in the whole
of Western Europe.
To drastically drive the price for food and non-alcoholic refreshment
down would necessarily involve the state subsidizing on-campus food
prices i.e. it would take the state compensating the Stables Club for
providing drastically cut-priced teas/coffees/sandwiches/meals in order
to keep such establishments open for business.
The alternative for purchasing high-priced cups of tea and coffee here
on campus would be the SU facilitating more “common room” areas
throughout campus – equipped with an army of kettles and volunteers to
either bring their own tea bags or instant coffee granules and biscuits.
If the University was to provide more “open” or “common” areas then
the question becomes: will students really take that one extra baby step
and actually use them? Would they mobilise in order to make a statement
of non-participation in the market-driven nature of this institution? Only
a test would be able to determine this.
This was very much the spirit behind the Postgraduate Students’
Association providing a common area (with a kettle and a fridge for milk)
for such separatist activities. Many postgraduates take advantage of this,
and many couldn’t be arsed one way or another.
Another alternative would be for one or a group of students to start the
ball rolling towards a “hot water day.” The SU could take the lead on this,
but it could easily be done without the interference of the SU as well. It
would just take a well-promoted month long campaign of awareness and
action.
The idea would be that for one day (or as long as it takes) all students
(and some staff) could simply request cups of hot water at every food/drink
establishment here on campus—and have brought in their own tea bags
and/or instant coffee granules. Everyone would be paying roughly 20 cent
for cups of hot water, and you may well see some establishments lowering I wasn’t sure what to do this bit. time which is one thing which They have a different dish there
their prices. Food is a much easier issue. As far as I know, there are no week so I had a think about what’s For dinner I had chicken and stops me going there more regularly. every day for four quid so it’s
“homeless” students attending UL. If that is indeed the case, then there relevant at this time of year. With bacon pasta bake, which was really So if you want something a bit worth a look.
ain’t no harm or shame in “brown-bagging” your lunch or dinner! exams fast approaching (boo-urns), good, and was only €4.50 as it was different and are prepared to pay On Friday I was running low
That boils (no pun intended) down to personal lifestyle and spending I’ve noticed that I’m spending the tea time special. then Scholars’ is your man. I would on bucks so I just had a sandwich
choice. No one is holding guns to our heads telling us to buy goujons and much more time on campus. This The Stables is always good for just recommend you avoid the 1 before I left the house, nothing
chips once or twice a day. For those of y’all who can’t make a sanny without means that I’m eating a lot more comfort food and I know more o’clock rush especially with the really to report on that it was pretty
your mammies, then sausage baguettes are still one of the cheapest sources on campus and spending my than one who attend on Fridays r e c e nt i n cle m e nt we a t h e r standard. I tell you what though,
of protein-rich foods on campus and they are available in the SU shop. (mother’s) hard earned cash in for the chicken curry religiously. conditions. I know I spent last week’s article
The moral of this story is: stop moaning and do something about it various campus eateries. In my All in all, I’d have to say you’ll The Paddocks do the same menu complaining about Superdine’s
collectively...or just don’t participate on the receiving end of price efforts to find out which on campus get a satisfactory feed in there. most of the time which could be prices and yet where did I end up
gouging—go ahead and start the “hot water campaign” on your very own. eater y represents value and I next ventured to the immediate seen as either boring or reliable on Thursday night? Yes, you
Lead by example for gastronomic flare, I spent last week competition, that being the pub depending on your own perspective, guessed it. I dropped €20 in there
mu nch i ng ha rd i n va r iou s formerly known as Java’s. The but they do it well and the staff and woke up covered in Taco sauce.
restaurants with various different Scholars’, as it’s now known, did are really nice (not to say that the I thought I’d had a massive nose
attractive ladies (well John and their homework before coming on Scholars and Stables aren’t!). In bleed in my sleep. Hence the reason
Mike mostly). So where is good campus, realised they had to go a fairness those chicken wraps are I couldn’t afford to eat on Friday
to eat on campus you say? Well, bit fancier to catch a different tasty and decent value too there’s – you know the story.
let’s start at the top. market, and they’ve prospered lots of eating in them and they’re I know, I know, I never actually
On Monday I decided I would since. You will spend an extra never stingy with what they come up with a definitive answer
go with the old reliable, everyone €1.50 in there on your meal produce. in this column. It technically should
eats there on open days and though. The hidden gem of the week for be called, “how to sit on the fence
although it’s too dark to eat your W hat I would say is that me was the main restaurant at B1 over things you’re meant to be
dinner in there it’s still strangely sometimes its very worth it when level. Campbell’s are often, and reviewing”, but I Spy like it that
frontroomy: the Stables. I have to you get an extravagant dish like rightly so, attacked for their prices. way. I ain’t here to tell you what
say the Stables is generally quite lamb torpedos (WTF?), other times When I entered on Thursday they to do, instead I’m here to tell you
basic fare with spuds and meat when you have a basic auld chicken had a lamb dish for €8.50 which what you probably already know!
and is never over-fancy, but I have Maryland or something you can was way out of my league price- I would say that if I could get away
noticed some interesting dishes feel a bit short-changed. wise. What they did have though with a decent feed everyday for
lately and they seem to have The only thing I would say is was a delightful lamb Korma for €4 I would be well happy! Happy
improved their variety quite a that I don’t wanna eat chips all the €4 which hit the spot in a big way. eating.
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Columnists

Notes from
Being something of a hygiene Jingoistic or not, when The Sun
freak (I have spent the last eight printed ‘Gotcha’ about the sinking
weeks sitting in a bath tub) I was of the Belgrano, it was because a
deeply disgusted by a piece of lot of British people thought the
news which appeared on the front same thing. When mass-murderer,

the Bath
page of the last issue of this fine Harold Shipman - see how I’m
publication relating to a case of getting into the swing of things
‘defecation’ on a nearby resident’s - com mit ted suicide/topped
car. If this was a tabloid newspaper, himself, the same paper went with
in content as opposed to size, it the terrific/great ‘Ship, ship,
would have run with the headline, hooray’ – a sentiment shared by
‘Student poo-nion threatened with many.
RAG week veto’. You see what i Aside from clever, and often
did there? Or possibly something rather nasty, headlines, a tabloid unusual punishment. even braver a deed as some climbing
even cleverer, I am after all a mere isn’t afraid to stick its neck out to But before proposing the would be required. However, if it
columnist. We don’t do headlines, criticise what they think is wrong punishment, it is necessary to first was a sports car with a low slung
but the pooing would have been and perverse. It may seem overly dissect the crime. For those of you bonnet it begins to get easier to
the main focus of the story. generous but they have a more who are squeamish, or do it on the bonnet.
Instead of describing the incident heightened sense of justice than uncomfortable talking about the Anyone who has ever poo-ed priority for our super pooper. member of their club (you have to
in the politically and anatomically many broadsheets who worry about act in question or poop in general in a French or other Third-World- So what was this sociopath’s have sold at least one of your
correct broadsheet journalese of appearing too one-sided. So - look away now. country-without-a-toilet-bowl motive? Assuming a degree of grandparents for a story about a
‘defecation’ it would have given therefore, being surrounded by So what have you got to do to scenario (think hole in the ground rationality, which may indeed be celebrity before you learn the
it its proper name and called it sensible types not interested in crap on a car? Assuming it was for those of you lucky enough not a dangerous thing to do, we can handshake) i propose a relatively
crapping, pooing or perhaps writing or thinking tabloid, let me on the bonnet – it wasn’t mentioned to have) you will be aware of the suggest three possibilities – benign, but classically medieval,
evening shitting – although it would m a ke a mo st t a bloid -y in the article – despite the fact that squatting required for safety. So revenge, quadruple dare, or to use sentence, aside from at the least
probably come with a star and interjection. everyone who read the story imagine the scene. Picture a male, its more common name a double- suspension from University for a
exclamation to make sh!*ting, or Crapping on a car is sick, probably had the same thought as with his lad hanging out, face double dare, and the result of lost year based on their giving a full
something like that. psychologically sick, and whoever me - ‘How the hell did they manage reddening in deter mined bet. None amount to a great apology to the resident. The
It wouldn’t have ended with that d id it shou ld be exp ose d that?’, a question which would conce nt r at ion , st i n k i ng of defence. In the event of it being individual, and any accomplices
though. The good thing about (metaphorically), pilloried and have largely been answered by Superdine and Lodge (aka. Heaven nothing more than malice, then involved, should be forced to
tabloid reporting, and there are a maybe even th row n out of knowing the make and model of and Hell), producing forth a pile we have a seriously deranged appear in stocks in the Students’
considerable number of good things university. Most importantly the car and where the poop was of steaming poop, and in the recent individual on our hands. We’re poo-nion courtyard and have
about tabloid newspapers other however, because I’m assuming located on the car. If for example cold weather it would have been talking cuckoo-clocks. manure rubbed on their faces.
than that a number of my former that whoever did it probably it was on the door we can imagine steaming like hot apple pie. So, in the event that this person Probably best done during the
classmates are now employed by wouldn’t have made it through that perhaps someone was using This all takes some time to do. doesn’t require serious psychiatric summer. Good old fashioned
them, is that they are not afraid college anyway and therefore his it for cover and perhaps got a bit The culprit would be ‘busy’ for at treatment what about a punishment. justice. You just can’t beat it.
to say what they really think, and (let’s be honest here) leaving carried away, but i’m going to least thirty seconds and that’s For the tabloid journalist, this sort I feel dirty after all that. Rupert
often with pretty clever headlines college prematurely would be guess it was on the bonnet. If it without wiping but I think we can of nastiness is their specialised Murdoch sucks eggs.
to boot. inevitable - given some cruel and was a four-wheel drive, it becomes safely assume that this was not a subject. Not being a fully-fledged That’s better.

A Fresh Approach
From The Working World Jason Kennedy Diary of a First Year
The innermost thoughts of a co-op student Finn McDuffie The bouncers up here must love seeing me come. They must say to each
other: “Here’s that little blonde lad again. He’s hardly 18, let alone 19. How
will we wind him up tonight?” Whatever form of ID I give them, it’s never
29 October 2008 good enough. If I hand them my student card, they want to see my age card
Tonight a group of us co-op students ended up in the Oireachtas bar, him to each of us as ‘poor students of UL’. He flushed. His eyes indicated instead. If I show them my age card, they want to see my student card.
interrogating Ministers Batt O’Keeffe and Brian Lenihan. It wasn’t a sudden realisation. Perhaps his pupils contracted; I hear the mention They’d then always ask me my date of birth, before shrugging, telling how
something we’d planned. But then, the ingenuity of a bunch of students of students makes him lose his appetite. His body language took on the lucky I am that they’re in a good mood and eventually let me in. My friends
is as unpredictable as its lust for free stuff and road cones. It all started bizarre quality of a gazelle that’s wondering if there’s a leopard in the find this great, and so did I at the start, but irritates me now.Yet there’s one
as we waited outside Leinster House in the dark and rain after work. grass. He replied very quickly. He’d obviously decided the best way out thing that I found out during the week that grates on me even more than
The odd car passed sounding its horn. There was a teachers’ protest - of this would be to dodge the awkwardness with a joke. bouncers; exams on a Saturday. The weekend should be out of bounds for
5,000 people strong. But we weren’t here for that. The protesters were “I must be a right son of a bitch so.” testing. It’s a time to relax, kick back and not worry about the weekdays.
across the street behind Garda barriers, while we were at the front gate We didn’t deny it. It was a satisfying confirmation by silence. We shouldn’t be told to go to some stuffy exam centre and do tests. It’s
checking in for a tour of Leinster House. Once inside, one of the Senators Batty was counting change for his drink at this stage. A nice sign that inhumane and it definitely wasn’t in the prospectus. At least it means we
showed us around and eventually led us to the Oireachtas bar. This is he was on the run and looking for a distraction. But couldn’t rightly might get off a few days earlier. I also survived my first all-night assignment
where the fun started. leave our group at this stage as there were too many chairs or people in write-up and somehow managed to semi-function the following day. It was
In the bar, we started Minister-spotting. The Senator got us drinks. his way. a sociology assignment on the college student subculture and I had five
(Mark Daly - I have yet to meet a more charming, witty and patriotic “You haven’t got a spare €1,500?”, asked Darragh, another guy in weeks to do it. I had great intentions of having it all done and dusted before
politician). The drinks only fuelled our enthusiasm for Minister- the group. the week it was due. That never happened. Instead I spent half the day
spotting. The Minister’s expression turned stony. His joke hadn’t worked and thinking about what to write and the rest of the day typing it up. By 3am
The first we noticed was a blonde woman with glasses and a red coat. Darragh‘s question had hit a nerve. He took on a cold bitterness. “You I was so tempted to go to bed, saying to myself that I’d just finish it in the
Mary Hanifan had just walked in. Next came Mary O’Rourke, Brian got away with murder,” he said, briskly. He found a parting in the crowd morning, but I kept on going and finished at around 5.30am, knowing I
Lenihan and Batty O’Keeffe. They all assumed tables next to or around behind him and left. I could use the word fled. But I don’t think he was had a 9am lecture in a few short hours.The only good thing about all of
our own. The Senator had left and this is when we bought more drinks really that worried about us at all. We’d made it plain that he’d get a hard that is that I like sociology, but I’m rapidly losing my interest in German.
and came to the conclusion that we would corner these politicians and time if he stayed. He’d made it plain that we’d get more charm out of a It was one of my best subjects in the Leaving, but the standard has rocketed,
barrage their ear drums on studenty budgety issues. shamrock. and I don’t know if I can reach it. I’d be asked a question that would
But not before we’d done much banter about it and consumed much Our next target was Minister Lenihan. He was sitting nearby. We apparently be considered simple and I wouldn’t have a clue what the answer
more alcohol. Dutch courage would be required. There were after all, formed a semi-circle around him. Unlike O’Keeffe, Lenihan knew how is. It’s the only elective that I’m having trouble with and it’s too late to
only five of us. But we had to do this. We had to be strong. For the greater to deal with us. He had a little savvy and foresight and didn’t need us to change to politics, so I guess I’ll just have to work through it.
student good. And for our own. say it before he realised we were students with an agenda. He shook our Nightlife’s gone down the drain since they started piling on the assignments.
We had our sights set on O’Keeffe. He’d decided he’d toddle to the hands, smiled, made drawn out pleasantries before suddenly having a In the last two weeks I only went out three times. What kind of student
bar for another drink. A perfect opportunity. Suddenly, Sinead of our pressing engagement in the direction of the bar store-room. Fun am I? I still really like the course, but it’s much more intense than I had
group wheeled around, asked him for a minute of his time and introduced times. expected.
12 Features Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal

In Focus: Making the


Exam Survival Guide Casting
It’s week 11. The e-word is on if you want. Beautiful. Beg or borrow
everybody’s lips. They’re just around anything you’re missing if it’s

an Eye on
the corner. Some of you may be essential.
choosing to ignore until after next 3. Now read them. All of
week’s Christmas Days. Some of you them. Not so much fun.
may already be finished your revision. 4. Make sure you go to your
Most of you are probably somewhere week 12 lectures and tutorials.
in between, doing the odd bit now Lecturers/tutors often give out

I-grades
and then but still focusing on how valuable information and advice
you’ll celebrate the upcoming about their exam and it’s a good
festivities. We need to prioritise opportunity to ask any questions you
here. might have (tip: the module title is
I’ll never forget my first set of on the exam paper so no need to ask
exams at UL. In particular, I’ll never that one)
forget sitting a couple of rows from 5. Have a cup of tea.
the back in FG-042 in one of the 6. Get past papers – they
final lectures of my politics module. should be on public folders. There
There I was, carelessly doodling on are only so many variations of We’ve all heard about within five working days of the
my notepad occasionally jotting down questions that a lecturer can ask. getting an A grade or a B relevant exam(s) in order to meet
bits of information the lecturer was You’ll find the most commonly asked grade deadlines. They must be dated
grade, but what the hell is an
spewing out, when, all of a sudden, topics and how questions are phrased. and, in the case of illness, refer to
I-grade?
he snapped into an exam brief. Out Pick a topic, revise it then go through the nature of the illness and resulting
of nowhere. It was a guerrilla attack. all papers for questions on it. Don’t you need so stock up on your will check calculators too. Don’t say incapacitation and state that the
From the Student Handbook, an
Not really fair at all if you ask me. do out full answers – just your main carbs. I didn’t warn you. student is not fit to sit his or her
I-grade is granted by the University
“Don’t start learning anything points or arguments or important 11. Get sleep. Exhaustion is 16. Try and have a notion of exam(s).
to students who “face an immediate
new at this stage; just consolidate diagrams. not a good friend in the exam hall. the format of the exam – is it short
crisis” and therefore cannot complete
what you already know,” he 7. Be realistic in your goals. Staying up til 7am cramming for an questions or multiple choice (MCQ)? So, what happens then?
all of the requirements for a
boomed. You might have covered six topics exam at 9 is probably not the brightest Will you have to draw diagrams?
module.
I felt my lower lip quivering. I this semester. This does not mean idea in the world. While you might Will you have to write essays? How The I-grade Committee meets
In essence, I-grades are awarded
shrank into the seat. Suddenly, the you need to cover six topics in your survive that one, you need to think many? Or is it a combination of all? after the end of the last exams and
to students who, because of physical
steepness of FG-042 became a cliff revision. Be wise. See point number about the other exams you have as How long is the exam? Emmm...what considers all applications it has
or mental illness or immediate family
edge over which I was dangling, and 4 for further advice. well. You’re in for the long haul here, module is it?! received for I-grades. If a student is
bereavement, can’t sit their end-of-
this lecturer was a shark circling 8. If you find yourself so don’t wear yourself out on the first 17. Bring a pen and a few to successful in attaining an I-grade,
semester exams.
below only too willing to clamp down floating along in a canoe up a creek hurdle. spare. SAA inserts this into the student’s
on my lack of information. and, alas, you have no paddle, don’t 12. On the day, make sure 18. Read through the whole academic record. I-grades must be
How do I get one?
If I don’t learn anything new, I panic. Prioritise. If you’ve to answer you have your ID card. You won’t exam paper before kicking off. Start cleared by the end of the repeat exam
won’t know anything at all, I thought. two questions, pick the two most be admitted into the exam hall without with your best question. It’ll settle period for that academic year. If a
The University is pretty tight on
Double-merde. popular topics and become religious it. No excuses. Bring it. any nerves you might have and leave student is successful in getting an
who can and can’t apply for an I-
It was week 12 then. I passed. You if you’re not already. Main points. 13. Check you have your ID you feeling more at ease to tackle I-grade, he or she should get in touch
grade and pleading extreme work
will too. Again. And again. And again. Basic card again. something you’re not as confident with the faculty member responsible
pressure is not a valid reason to
information is what they’re looking 14. Really. Have you got it? about. for the module(s) to clarify how the
demand one.
And here are some tips to help for to scrape a pass. If you do forget, you’ll have to go to 19. Get rough work paper outstanding requirements will be
you through. 9. Take regular breaks beside SAA and have them do up a new one once you go in from the invigilator. fulfilled.
Students must submit satisfactory
tea-making dashes. See your friends. for you. Do you really need that extra Jot down ideas as they come to you. A lot of the time, this will entail
evidence to support their request for
1. Tea becomes your best Seeing other people going through hassle and stress? I don’t think so. Even if you’re in the middle of a sitting a written exam at the same
an I-grade through the Student
friend. Stock up well. It’s good way the same trauma you are really does Sort it out beforehand – bring your different question you might have a time as the repeat exam for the
Medical Centre, Counselling or
to get away from the desk for five help. Go to the cinema. Play a round card! eureka moment for another module in question, but it won’t be
Chaplaincy services. If a cert
minutes to make a cuppa without of uni-golf (great fun). Race against 15. UL has a clean desk question. capped at C3 like repeats. There are
originates from outside the University,
distracting you too much. each other on the Living Bridge. policy. That means nothing on the 20. Post-mortems are not other possibilities (such as submitting
the student must bring it in person
2. Organise your notes for Whatever. And don’t forget to laugh desk bar permitted items. So, no necessary. Leave the exam behind extra coursework or even assessing
to the medical centre or counselling
each module asap. This is the fun on occasion pencil cases or mascots or module you in the exam hall if you think performance in the module overall),
or chaplaincy services unless it
part. You feel like you’re really doing 10. Eat well, especially before notes...er, not that you’d be bringing talking about it will worry you. It’s but, generally, an August exam is
clearly states that the student is
something. Colour-coordinate them an exam. Slow-release energy is what them anyway, right? And invigilators done; forget about it. the most frequent solution.
bed-bound. Certs must be presented

Name: Eimear O’Malley Name: Neasa Starr


Course: 2nd Year, Graduate Medicine Course: 2nd Year, Graduate Medicine
Have you started revision for exams? We don’t Have you started revision for exams? Since
stop studying; we barely sleep! September – we can’t avoid it.
Do you prefer having assessments before or Do you prefer having assessments before or
after Christmas? After, I think. after Christmas? Before; get them over with.
What assessment are you dreading the most? What assessment are you dreading the most?
Any neurology-based questions. Anything to do with fertility.
Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal Features 13

Grade: Exam Survival


Top Educational Questions
Courtesy of Student Academic Administration
I want to drop out, should I bother doing my exams? at a C3 grade, meaning the highest grade you can get for a
Yes, you should do your exams. If you choose not to, you will be awarded repeat exam is a C3.
all Fail grades and will still have to pay a semester’s worth of fees if you • Repeat the semester
choose to transfer to another course. • Repeat the year
• Have your enrolment terminated
Can I drop out and change course at this point of the year?
You can still drop out at this stage of the year by going Student Academic You must have QCA greater than 2.0 to be eligible for the annual
Admin (SAA) in the Main Building. Here, you will be given a release form repeats
which they can fill out. But, there is no real point in dropping out at this There is a fee for all repeats exams. Repeat exams are held before the
stage because, after 31 October you will be liable to pay fees for one start of Autumn Semester (i.e. for students with repeats from Academic
semester for whatever course you choose to do next year instead. Year 2008/09, the repeat exams will take place in August 2009).
For reapplying or transfer of course check out handbook p 37, 38,39
I’ve missed my exam, what do I do?
Your first point of contact should be with the lecturer. If you inform the When will results be available?
lecturer, it may be possible for him or her to set another paper on that day Results will be online from 22 January, 2009.
or come up with another alternative, viable solution. After that, if you wish
to apply for an I-grade, you need to go to the counselling or medical
services.

I-grades
The time limit for applying for an I-grade is five days after the finish of
exams. If you wish to apply for one, you are much more likely to be
successful if you apply before the exam, or at least on the day itself.
You must bring the module code, date and time of your exam to the
medical or counselling services. If you have a certificate that originates
from outside UL, you must present it the medical, counselling or chaplaincy
in person, unless it specifies that you are bed-bound. These services will
forward documentation to SAA who then pass it on to I-grade Committee
which sits seven days after last exam of semester.
I grades are not counted as repeats so you can achieve any grade (i.e.
I-grades are not capped at a C3 grade). There is no fee to sit an I-grade
exam.

Viewing papers
Scripts will be available to view on certain designated days after the
exams. If you want to view your paper, you must register to view them
with the relevant department. A form must be filled out for each different
module.

Academic cheating
If you are found to be cheating, you will be allowed to finish the exam
and yourpaper will be corrected as it normally would by the lecturer. The
matter will then be passed onto the Disciplinary Committee.

Minimum standards to progress


You must achieve at least a D2 in every module and have an overall
QCA greater than 2.0 to progress to the next stage of your course.
If you don’t achieve these standards you have some options:
• Take annual repeats – you can take a maximum of two per
semester (four per academic year). Repeat exams are capped

Name: Seamus Gillhooley


Name: Briain Moriarty Jer CahillMarguerite O’Connor
Name: Name:
Course: : 3rd Year, Architecture Course:Course:
: 3rd Year, Architecture
Course: 3rd Year Applied Physics 3rd Year Sports Science
Have you started revision for exams? ? Not really, we’ve Have you started revision for exams? No exams
Have you ever had an STI test? No
mostly continuous assessment. either
Have you ever had an STI test? No
Do you preferWhy not?
having I didn’t deem
assessments it to or
before be necessary.
after Do youWhy
prefernot? I’veassessments
having never really thought
before about
or it to
Christmas? Definitely before. be honest.
after Christmas? Before – get them out of the way.
What assessment are you dreading the most? What assessment are you dreading the most?
Our final presentation-it’s a week long, so there’ll be no sleep that week. The final presentation as well
14 Opinion & Debate Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal

Student Speak

As the festive period draws upon us and Ber starts his


Christmas compilation in the Stables, Eamon Heavey asks
UL how they will spend Christmas
Days 2008.
Brenda O’Connell
1st Year Psychology and Sociology
I’m going to be in the library. Laura O’Neil
House 72, Groody Student Nothing...I’ll be studying.
Village - We’re having an Ann
Summers party!

Jason Kennedy
Seamie Kyne
1st Year Journalism & New Media And Larissa Mirtschink
I don’t really want to be in
Gillian Brown, 1st Year Science Education 1st Year - We’re all going home,
We decorated for Halloween so we’ll go all a picture...
boo hoo!
out for Christmas

Conor Kerins & Das House 74,


Lane 2nd Year Business I suppose Groody Student Village
it being Christmas Days we’ll A big orgy...and maybe
probably get loaded... the Lodge after.
Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal Opinion & Debate 15

Editorial
Editorial

An Focal University of Limerick


Letters to the editor (Aoife
Breen, 2008/09) may be sent to
the above address or alternative
may be emailed to editor@ulsu.
Students’ Union
ie. Please note that submission of
University of Limerick, Plassey, Co Limerick a letter does not guarantee
Volume XVII, Issue 6 publication, but you never know,
you may be lucky.
Tuesday, 18 November, 2008

Wearing Maguire’s Muck Pa’s Propaganda


Itʼs past 7pm on a Thursday evening. Armed with an expensive camera, The facilities made available to clubs really are a laughing matter
a tripod and a flash along with a photographer who knows how to use because they are nothing more than a joke.
Something struck me during the been many reported ankle breaks
this equipment, the SU President and Communications Officer trundle Although the UL Arenaʼs website boasts that, “From the basic beginner
week as I walked past the Arena and ligament damage already this
through Kilmurry Village towards the floodlit section of Maguireʼs pitch. to the Olympic Champion, Irelandʼs Sporting Campus provides the
and saw the Irish team training. I year.
The air is mild and a light mist falls. At the edge of the playing field they facilities and the expertise to ensure you enjoy a quality experience at
thought how lucky we were to live UL has a reputation as the place
see two members of the Outdoor Pursuits Club and a member of the your particular level while achieving your goals and aspirations”, the
on Ireland’s “Sporting Campus”, to come if you wish to study and
kayaking club waiting for them. Prepared, President OʼBrien strides onto opinion amongst campus clubs differs greatly.
but then I snapped out of that sh*te play a good level of sport; this
the pitch in his knee-high wellies. A little less prepared, photographer Aside from the fact that clubs train on this pitch on a weekly basis,
and remembered the actual reality reputation is wholly undeserved.
Hugh OʼBrien and Communications Officer Aoife Breen glance at each aside from the fact that home games have to be played away because the
of the situation. That being, that With the facilities that are actually
other, their clean shoes and the glistening muck just waiting to envelope facilities are unplayable, aside from the fact that the UL bowl is gleaming
although we have the best facilities made available to students it’s
their feet. But thereʼs no choice. With a shrug of their shoulders, they over Maguireʼs, taunting the players, the real fundamental shame here
in the country at our University, amazing we can compete at all. This
step onto the route up to the main playing area. Itʼs a little more difficult is that every time a player runs on that pitch he or she is putting himself/
how many of us actually get to use means that our reputation is slowly
to walk than expected. The mud has already seeped up and covered their herself at risk of a serious injury because that pitch is a safety hazard.
them? The reality is that we, the lowering and will eventually
feet entirely. It becomes a necessity to clearly think out where the next Shying away from maintenance and a proper drainage system is putting
students, contributed over €4 million disappear. I’m told that visiting
step should land so that the watery sludge doesnʼt slide its way into their every student who subsequently bears the UL crest on their jersey in
to the construction of the Arena yet University teams can hardly believe
shoes. It only gets worse as they make their way out to join with the jeopardy.
we don’t seem to reap the benefits. that a University with such a
wellied OPC members and President and shoeless kayaker, standing “Irelandʼs sporting campus” is but for a select few; elite athletes training
Even our Sports Science students reputation for sporting excellence
eagerly, awaiting direction for An Focalʼs next front page photo. The here wonʼt ever be wearing the muck of Maguireʼs.
are expected to pay for the use of has such appalling facilities for its
photographer ably instructs the subjects into various positions and shoots.
the weights room which is vital to own students.
The Communications Officer can feel the damp rising in her socks and
In the next two years we will see

“games have to be
wonders about the increasing level of mud, creeping ever-closer to her their course – although it was
students who paid for it in the first the development of new artificial
ankles. Amid the banter and laughter that, understandably, arises as
place! pitches on the North Campus, but
OʼBrien the Photographer shoots, there are some light-hearted comments
these will not alleviate the need for

played away
that question the over-used, attention-grabbing name that UL is ever-so Not only are we not reaping the
benefits of living on Ireland’s a quality, properly drained playing
fond of: “Irelandʼs sporting campus”.
sporting campus, we are actively pitch.
OʼBrien the President yelps, “I think Iʼm stuck! If I am, donʼt leave
We as students are done paying

because the facilities


me here”. being treated as second class citizens
when it comes to the usage of for University facilities (such as the
Hearne the Kayaker later comments, “Iʼve kayaked in waters at least
facilities on campus. While our Arena and the boathouse). It’s time
as shallow as this”.
that the University afforded its

are unplayable”.
Burke the OPC member adds, “Iʼve come out cleaner from caving”. GAA teams are forced to travel to
Cork to play home matches, the students the respect they deserve
Amusing remarks, especially as one is standing in a floodlit mudpit
University allows local GAA clubs by not expecting them to compete
on a misting Thursday evening splashing in murky waters and mucky
to play their games in UL. on unfit playing fields. Surely the
clumps.
While our primary pitch is given University should afford its own
over completely to external rugby students the same opportunities as
teams our own rugby team – along it does to outside interests, or is
with our soccer and GAA teams – are money more important than the UL
expected to train in what can only student experience? I would like to
be described as a swamp. Maguire’s think not..
field is potentially dangerous to the
teams that play on it and there have Pa

Don: What they mean thereʼs a problem


with the pitch?
Frog: What do you mean, ʻpitchʼ?
Get off my swamp!
Cartoon by Larissa Mirtschink.
16 Features Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal

The Advice Bureau

The Access A guide to Let’s talk about sex baby!

safer sex...
An Focal sex columnist Annie Glyde-Dammes

Office
This week, on the grounds of getting complaints about last week’s
column being way too serious and relationshipy, I decided to lighten up
a bit. So...this week I’m talking about the development of condoms. Yes,
believe it or not there have been developments in the wonderful world of

Abstinence
condoms since the times of linen sheaths and animal tissue (mmm...
hygienic).
Caitriona McGrattan - Welfare Officer See, there was a time when condoms were purely for protection. I don’t
remember it, but I’m told it existed. They were only available in off-white
in colour and smelled strongly of rubber (well duh!). Nowadays though
One way of describing the work of the Access Office is to say they’re actually made for pleasure, or at least that’s what is says on the
‘The University of Limerick Access Office works to promote and tin – literally.
support the participation of students from socio-economically Description Gone are bog-standard condoms; now it’s ultra-thin for natural feel,
disadvantaged groups who have been under-represented in the Abstinence, i.e. no naked shenanigans whatsoever, is the only way to g-spot ribbed for her pleasure, dual ribbed for mutual pleasure, strawberry
University sector.’ In layman’s terms that means the Access office protect yourself and your partner from contracting STIs and/or becoming flavoured for safer and more pleasant oral sex, XXL for the larger gentleman,
team of Joanna, Deirdre, John, Donal, Josephine, Elaine work pregnant. super-lubricated for the lazy who couldn’t be bothered with foreplay,
tirelessly to achieve in equality here in UL. heat-sensitive magic ones which make your male partner last longer and
The work of the Access Office may be divided into three areas, How it Works glow-in-the-dark for those who prefer the ‘no lights on’ approach. Let it
namely pre-entry school activities, student support while at UL Individuals and couples choose not to engage in any form of oral or never be said that the makers of condoms don’t care about both your
and outreach work in the community. The Access Office runs the penetrative sex. pleasure and safety as well as their profit margins... and the safe-sex lovers
AccessCampus, an outreach facility which supports second chance amongst us are like veritable children in sweet shops in large chemists
learning and back to education initiatives. The AccessCampus is and online.
a unique partnership initiative between Education (University of So the point of this column really is to say that nobody is confined in
Limerick), the local community (LEDP), and the technology sector his or her choice of condoms. The Welfare Office has a broad range of
(Dell) creating a mini-campus which supports Limerick people in condom types but if you don’t want to go there, there’s always the chain
realising their potential through outreach educational opportunities. chemists or online (make sure you go to reputable site and not eBay...
The AccessCampus caters for a diverse range of learners, ranging please!).
from primary school children to mature learners. In line with Access And trust me when I say this, many an amusing afternoon can be spent
Office policy of raising an interest in University education among trying out various types of condoms to see which ones suit you and your
young people and the wider community they engage in a number partner best.
of community activities designed to demystify UL and encourage As soon as people see modern condoms for what they really are (fun,
aspirations to enter third level education. Their community initiatives yes fun and safety) then their use will be far more widespread. They don’t
are carried out in partnership with community groups and School have to be about mundane and boring safety – they can be about ‘spot the
Completion Programmes. The Access Office is also active in 45 body part’ using glow-in-the-dark condoms (yes, I’m easily amused), or
primary and post-primary schools. Their activities with schools about ‘guess the flavour’ during oral sex or even just figuring out what
include, amongst others, study clubs, orientation days and shadowing kind of ribbed condom you and your partner prefer.
days. One of my best friends finds particular types of ribbed condoms sore
In relation to supporting students in UL the Access Office has and unpleasant, the same type that I find particularly nice. There are so
put in place a range of support services including financial, academic many types of condoms out there that it’s very rare that someone can turn
and personal supports as access students sometimes need extra around and say “I don’t like condoms” – seriously you’d have to have tried
support, in particular during the first few months of study. Financial
supports available to Access students include the Student Assistance
Advantages them all to say that with any conviction, something which very few people
• You can be more intimate in other ways with your partner; can really claim to do!
Fund (available to all registered students) and advice and assistance So what should one take away from this column? One line – if you can
emotionally, mentally, spiritually
on other sources of funding, for example the Millennium Fund and take the time out of your busy work schedule, spend a weekend just trying
• You do not have to be a virgin to abstain from sex; it has nothing
the Bank of Ireland Scholarship Trust Fund. Academic supports different condoms out. If you don’t already have a condom type and brand
to do with whether you have lost your virginity or not
available to Access students include a dedicated Access library that you can definitively say is enjoyable, then it will definitely be worth
• If strictly followed, with no slip ups (no pun intended), abstinence
service where they aim to loan our students with some of their your while!
is the only 100% effect birth control available
course books for the semester to avoid the high cost of purchasing
• Clothes-on fun, like kissing, cuddling and dressing up, is perfectly
academic texts. They also provide free photocopying and a laptop
acceptable for abstintee-ers and can often be more fun!
loan scheme. Students taking new or challenging subjects may avail
of group or individual focused tuition.
The Access office operates an open door policy, which encourages
Drawbacks
• Peer pressure is a terrible thing and people may not understand
the ongoing development of students throughout their time in UL.
why someone would choose not to have sex
As part of the Student Affairs division they work closely with the
• Abstinence is often associated with certain right-wing religious
other support services within the university.
groups, and if that isn’t your scene it can be an awkward situation to
The Access Office is located in EM 008 and they can be contacted
explain yourself out of
by email at access@ul.ie.
• Abstaining from all sex does involve giving up the sexual pleasure
gained from having sex
Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal Features 17

The Advice Bureau

PSA Notes
AGM on Wednesday of Week 8 November, using the RSVP card
(allowing for 21 calendar days) in the Invitation Packs. Should
applications for candidates can be you need any information, please
made through the office of the PSA contact either of us at welfare@ulsu.
president in writing or by e-mail ie or emma.murphy@ul.ie.
to em ma.mu r phy@ul.ie by
Wednesday, 31 October at 5pm. PSA Christmas Night
Should there be no interested Out
applicants then the vacancy shall The ‘Festive Period’ is coming
be filled by co-option by the PSA around quite quickly so just to
Hello All, executive. give you a date for your diary the
I hope you are all keeping well. The non-officer positions in the PSA Christmas Night Out will
Well it’s the busy part of the Kemmy Business School, Faculty take place on Friday, 5 December.
semester so I hope the assignments of Education and Health Sciences We will begin festivities in the
and studies are going well. and the Faculty of Science and PSA Common Room from 6pm
Engineering of the PSA are with a Mulled Wine and Mince
PSA Executive available to be filled by co-option. Pies Reception and then we will
There are two vacant officer Interested candidates again can continue into the Stables with a
positions and 3 association council contact me at emma.murphy@ul. DJ from 8pm or so! Finger Food,
position therefore as per the ie Vouchers and Santa Hats all
constitution : I would also like to take this complimentary! It should be a
If an Officer’s position, other opportunity to welcome Paddy great night so come along and
than the position of President, Rockett, ULSU Com munit y enjoy.
becomes vacant during the year, Relations Officer to the team as That’s all from me for this
the position may be filled by a the ULSU representative for this edition.I hope you come along to
bye-election within twenty-one year. t h e e ve nt s a n d m e e t i n g s
calendar days. An Extraordinary scheduled.
General Meeting shall be called Student Parent Christmas Best of luck with the next few
to hold a bye-election in accordance Party weeks! If you have any questions,
with Schedule II to this Constitution. The ULSU/PSA Student Parent queries, concerns or comments
If no candidate comes forward to Christmas Party will take place just pop in, drop me an e-mail or
contest such an election the vacancy on Friday, 28 November. Invitation give me a call.
shall be filled by co-option by the Packs are available from the Details as always,
Executive Committee. Reception in the Students Union emma.murphy@ul.ie
Therefore as the PSA Executive or from the envelope on my office and 086-0435305
positions of Treasurer and Mary door! Please RSVP to Caitriona Beir bua,
I rep have been vacant since the or myself by Wednesday 19 Emma

ULSU Nitelink - Timetable for Academic Year 2008/09

Route A 19:00, 20:30, 22:00, Route B 19:45, 21:15, 22:45,

Stop 1: Dromroe Village Stop 1: Kilmurry Village


Stop 2: Thomand Village Stop 2: Elm Park
Stop 3: Cappavilla Village Stop 3: Oaklawns
Stop 4: Plassey Village Stop 4: Kilmurry Lodge
Stop 5: College Court Stop 5: Brierfield (Back of the Estate)
Stop 6: Groody Student Village Stop 6: Woodhaven
Stop 7: Courtyard Student Village Stop 7: Annacotty (Synotts)
Stop 8: Brookfield Hall Stop 8: Spar (Dublin Road Bus Stop)
Stop 9: Parkview Hall Stop 9: Courtyard/Brookfield Roundabout
Stop 10: Park Mews (Kielys)
Returns to UL via Flag Pole Entrance Returns to UL via East Gate entrance

Route C 23.30 Only


Route A+B Stops on Request
Drop off only
18 Features Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal

Caught on Camera

at the Halloween Ball


Doing some ghostbusting

Ball Eager to st
a lloween art the fest
ive cheer q
At the H ueuing for
Christma s Days tick
ets

Early g
r aduate
in the Stables s of the
First year Arts students medic al scho
ol.
g onstage in the South
an Des Foley performin
Mr Lightweight frontm Court

the Ents Crew


s Somehow this cereal killer made it past
at the Stable
Chr istmas Days tickets
r
Q ueuing up fo
Weathering the col
d to get tickets for Ch
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Halloween Ball
photos taken by
Michael Johnson,
UL PhotoSoc

Dressed up in th
e South Court
Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal Sport 19

Sport
Softball UL Defeat Rivals Sligo
UL 3-0 I.T Sligo
IV Wash- Richael O’Brien

UL womenʼs soccer recorded an impressive 3-0 victory over rivals


Sligo on Tuesday of Week 9, making it three wins out of three for the
breaking to her from a Sarah Considine delivery, and she made no
mistake, putting the ball through the legs of the Sligo keeper. Sligo
had one final chance for a consolation, but the UL defence, who had
smothered most attacks all day, pressured the Sligo forward into

Out
team. Despite a comprehensive victory in the end, UL squandered shooting wide of the target.
the many chances that they created in the first half. UL controlled UL put the result beyond doubt ten minutes from the end, when
all the possession in the opening quarter, and confined Sligo to one good work from Lynsey McKey put Jenny Critchley through, and last
or two long range efforts, which failed to trouble keeper Laoise seasonʼs top scorer made no mistake with the finish.
OʼDriscoll. The management team of Mike Considine and Sean Hehir were
UL went in at half time feeling a little frustrated, no doubt, having very satisfied with the high tempo the UL girls established early on,
failed to capitalise on their domination. It took a goal line save from but will hope that the team can be more clinical in their finishing,
students. OʼDriscoll to spur UL into action, and when Jenny Critchley beat her especially if they are to beat UCD next week.
Eoghan Reade marker, she delivered a perfect pass across the box which Richael This game will be played on Thursday of Week 10 in Dublin, and
The final game to be completed
was between the 55s and UCD, OʼBrien connected with to make it 1-0. is likely to be one of the toughest encounters of the year, with UCD
It is never easy to compile a the IV champions and runners-up It wasnʼt long before Kacey OʼDriscoll added a second, the ball having defeated Sligo by a similar margin in their game.
report on a full weekend of respectively. The two sides, as
intervarsity action; the difficulty has been the case in the majority
of t hat t a sk is obv iously of their meetings over the past

Five Medals for


compounded when the tournament few years, were inseparable and
is abandoned on the first day. after 5 innings were tied at 4 runs
Unfortunately this was the case each. The 55ʼs found their form
for the first leg of the Irish Softball in the closing stages, scoring 2
Intervarsities, held in Waterford runs and conceding none in the
on 8 and 9 November.

UL Judo
6th inning to take the lead at 6-4.
The tournament began on They scored a further run in the
Saturday morning with the great top of the 7th inning to give
grudge match of the league, ULʼs themselves a 3 run cushion as
first team, the 55s, taking on the UCD came up to bat for the final JT Deenihan
clubʼs alumni team, aptly named, time and despite conceding a run
the Ori-ginals. As always, this to the first batter, the 55s held on
past and present meeting was to win the game 7-5.
closely fought, with the Ori-ginals The newly reformed UL Judo Club travelled to Macroom, Co Cork The UL Judo Club train every Monday night from 6pm to 7:30 pm
The weather took a turn for the
eventually winning in extra on 9 November for the annual Munster Open Judo championships. in the PESS (Old Sports Building) in UL. Everyone is welcome to
worse early in the next set of
innings. The event was attended by a large population of Judo fighters from attend from beginners to black belts. If you have any queries please
games and play was suspended.
ULʼs second team, the DTs, did Munster and also those from Galway and Dublin including some contact club Secretary Kevin at 085 1058533 or e-mail uljudoclub@gmail.
With no sign of a let up, and the
not fare quite so well in their fighters from Germany, Poland and the Czech Republic. com.
forecast for the Sunday looking
opening game against UCD. After Four fighters represented the club on the day, coach J.T. Deenihan, Full details of the club are now available on our website which is
similar, it was decided not to
starting off evenly matched, the Brian Power, Gwennoline Jade , and Jai Chan. They won a collection http://sites.google.com/site/uljudoclub/.
continue the competition for safety
DTs began to struggle mid-way if 3 Gold, 1 Silver and 1 Bronze medal. Jai Chan started of the teamʼs
reasons. As far as the league goes,
through the game, with the action by winning a silver medal in the Womenʼs under 63kg category.
a meeting in the near future will
worsening weather conditions It was a great result for Jai in her first ever Judo competition but who
decide the validity of the results
making a comeback increasingly has a strong background in Jujitsu.
from the weekend.
unlikely. UCD coped admirably Gwennoline Jade a black belt from France fought in the under 52kg
Despite a disappointing end to
with the strong winds and rain category and made easy work of the competition eventually winning
the competition, UL will take
and pulled away to record an gold. Gwenʼs superb skill and strength was no match for the Irish
encouragement from a number of
impressive victory. competitors who although having a weight advantage couldnʼt throw
impressive performances from
Experience became vital to the her once during the competition.
players making their debuts on
teams as the conditions continued Brian Power another black belt fought in his first competition in
both the first and second teams.
to deteriorate, experience which 15 years of absence from the sport and won a very respectable bronze
Attention will now tur n to
can be found in abundance on the medal in the under 90kg category. This was despite having to pull
prepa rations for the spr ing
Ori-ginals team. It showed when out of the competition due to injury and having to concede points to
tournaments, where UL will travel
they played the DTs, who had other fighters.
to UCD first before coming back
decided to field several beginners The day ended with J.T. Deenihan winning two gold medals for his
to Limerick to defend their national
in the hope of giving them vital performances in the under 81kg category and the open weight category
title in the final leg of the
game time ahead of the tournaments which consisted of competitors from any weight category.
Intervarsity season.
in the spring. The Ori-ginals It was a fantastic start for the UL Judo Club which has only started
proved far too strong for the DTs training again this September. The club now look forward to the Irish
side and won comfortably despite Closed Championships in December and the Intervarsityʼs in the New
several impressive plays by the Year.
20 Sport Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal

Club

Killarney Kerry - the Kayaking


’08: OPC Kingdom
Living the
Siobhan Hinchy

November 1st – November 2nd saw more than 30 UL kayakers heading kayakers on the day.
off in the early daylight hours for the kingdom of Kerry for the first big The UL Outdoor Pursuits Club also shared the hostel in Killarney for the
whitewater trip of the year. The cold weather and low river water levels did night so there was plenty of familiar faces and banter for the evening. Sunday

Dream
little to deter the enthusiastic kayakers from the 8am Saturday departure morning caused a change in direction, back to Limerick and the club stopped
after the previous nights Halloween festivities.Despite a few delays en route, at a river closer to home, the Deel, located in Askeaton. Water levels were
there was a colourful display of people and boats at the starting point or much better here, due to the constant rain cloud that hangs over Limerick,
“get-on” of the Lower Carragh River, located just outside Glenbeigh in Co much to the kayakers delight. This was a slightly trickier grade 3 run with
Kerry. The Lower Carragh is a friendly grade 2 beginner whitewater run a number of weirs to negotiate before a challenging gorge section. It was a
and the perfect introduction to an exhilarating sport. The new members of really step up from the previous day’s adventure but one that was handled
ULKC styled their way down the river with only a few wet heads by the end really well with a bus load of paddlers grinning from ear to ear the whole
was once again celebrated with of it all. After getting changed, the scenic route was taken home in a bid to way home. The next trip away is the whitewater weekend to Wicklow Friday
Fergal Dempsey
people breaking out in costumes find the Upper Carragh, a higher, more advanced section of the same river 28 November – Sunday 30 November. It’s the end of week 12 and the perfect
The Morning of All Saints Day such as Cavemen and Monkies. We and determine if water levels would allow another run. This wasn’t the case, release before hitting the books for study week. This will be followed by a
saw quite a few walking dead as a were even graced with the Statue unfortunately, so the group headed back toward Killarney for the evening. weeklong trip to Snowdonia in Wales in the first week of January. Sign up
group from OPC left the campus of Liberty all the way from the US A few navigational anomalies led to a scenic bus ride through some of at pool sessions every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday 9:45pm – 10:45pm
to go climb Ireland’s highest of A. The next morning saw a few the best parts of the ring of Kerry, a treat for both the native and overseas in the sports Arena or on the website www.ulkayak.com.
mountain and enjoy a weekend of fuzzy heads but these were swiftly
debauchery along with it! The group forgotten. The weather had cleared
some showing up in costumes from and it was now good enough for us
the previous’ nights festivities were to head to the top of Ireland. Some
not long getting ready for the day of the more experienced guys headed
that lay in front of them. The hike for a day of Rock Climbing as the
itself was a trek up Caurantoohill weather had turned out that good.
the highest peak in Ireland standing Needless to say with the wind at
at 1039m above sea level. Due to our backs we reached the Summit.
weather conditions the brave posse The group photo taken we trekked
from the OPC couldn’t hit the top back down the mountain contented
that day but that was OK. Everyone that we had achieved two great days
still got to stretch their legs and of hiking and had gotten some good
admire the beautiful Hags Glen and experience under our belts for future
the roof of Ireland as it was blanketed trips, namely Scotland ‘09.
in snow. We practice our skills every
That night the gourmet chefs Monday, Tuesday and Thursday
employed by the OPC conjured up night’s at the climbing wall in the
PESS between 7 and 10pm. More ULKC in the Kerry waters
a traditional Spag Bol that warmed
the cockles of every heart that had info can be found on www.ulopc.

Senior hurlers
been in the hills that day. Halloween com.

stroll on
UL 0-16 GMIT 1-9 in the opening minutes as keeper glide through the gears whilst
Liam Togher

forced numerous errors from


GMIT. However, the home side
A four-point victory over GMIT Paddy McCormack watched the keeping their opponents at bay.
in their final group game at Pitch game in comfort. By the quarter- UL manager Ger Cunningham hit a worrying number of wides
1 took UL senior hurlers into the hour mark UL had four points introduced several substitutes with and such profligacy might cost
knockout stages of the League. without reply and then hit a four- 15 minutes to go and a lead of 0-13 them dear in the latter stages of
Both teams had won one and lost minute scoring streak to double to 0-5. They began to ease off just the competition. It was an ideal
one prior to this meeting, so the their convincing lead. GMIT could as GMIT went on a salvage mission all-round performance from UL,
objective was mutual – victory or not even do the simple things well that yielded 1-2. UL needed a who will surely be taken seriously
elimination. UL were slight and had a litany of UL wides to strong finish to ensure that they by any team they meet this
favourites to come out on top, thank for not being further adrift. didn’t throw the game away in season.
although a GMIT side who reached At least the visitors managed a spectacular fashion and ultimately
last year’s Fitzgibbon Cup semi- couple of points at the end of the came out on the right end of a 0-16 UL: P McCormack, S Wynne,
finals and could boast Andrew half, a deficit of 0-8 to 0-2 not to 1-9 scoreline. P Codd, B Fox, K O’Gorman, JB
O’Shaughnessy in their line-up doing justice to the home team’s Aside from the ten-minute spell McCarthy, S O’Brien, C Mahon,
were never going to be taken domination. near the end when they took the F Galvin, M Walsh, R O’Dwyer,
lightly. UL hit the ground running after foot off the gas, UL played E O’Mahoney, B Carroll, A
On a bitterly cold afternoon UL half-time as Martin Walsh and excellently. All of their starting O’Cairrealain, G Scales. Subs: A
took the early initiative with scores Ryan O’Dwyer restored the eight- forwards scored with Carroll Ryan for O’Cairrealain, J Campion
from Brian Carroll and Ainle O point gap. GMIT slowly managed helping himself to 0-6. Their work for Galvin, P O’Dwyer for
Cairrealain. The home side had to assert themselves a little more rate was enviable, they had far O’Mahoney, D Stapleton for
complete control of proceedings but the Limerick side could still more of the possession and they Wynne, J Mackey for Mahon.
Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal Sport 21

Club

Contrasting Worth
football fortunes his
against CIT weight in
gold
to UCC left them with it all to aspirations of at least a semi-final The equation was simple – winners
Liam Togher do. place in this year’s League topped the group. In the event of
Elsewhere in Group 1B, Cork campaign. a draw, UL’s inferior scoring
IT topped the group with little There was better luck for Davy difference would leave them second
On the last week of October the
bother while only a shock UCC Jones’ intermediate charges. Having in Group 1B, but a 1-10 to 0-12 for
UL senior and intermediate football
defeat to already-eliminated Tralee easily accounted for Tralee IT, a the home team left them with three
teams took on CIT at a rain-sodden
would offer UL a passage into the narrow win over UCC, combined wins out of three and the comfort Liam Togher speaks with Ireland’s
Pitch 1. The seniors needed victory
knockout rounds of the competition. with results elsewhere, was enough of playing their quarter-final clash strongest man
to maintain their League interest
This will come as a disappointment to take UL into the quarter-finals on home soil as reward for winning
while the intermediates could focus
to the seniors, who had serious by they time CIT came to Limerick. the group.
entirely on topping their group.
UL has played host to many well-known sporting personalities
Cian O’Neill’s senior side had

“This will come as a disappointment


in its time and it also incorporates some remarkable athletes whose
to settle for a 1-13 to 2-10 draw
noteworthy achievements escape the attentions of so many. One
against the Cork college, leaving

to the seniors, who had serious


of those is 4th year Production Management student Pat McNamara,
UL with only a meagre chance of
who has won a number of prestigious awards for bodybuilding and
reaching the quarter-finals. They
powerlifting. He can justifiably claim to be the strongest man in
had begun with victory over Tralee

aspirations of at least a semi-final place


Ireland in his field, the 82kg class.
IT but a resounding 11-point defeat
Pat recently came out trumps in the senior under 90kg category
at the Republic of Ireland Bodybuilding Federation (RIBBF)

in this year’s League campaign.” championships, an event he looks back on quite fondly. “I started

Freshers off in competitions last April and I found it very enjoyable. The
response and enthusiasm of the crowd is special, it puts a smile on
the face. I was quite nervous at the start but the confidence grows

blow
with a positive reaction from the crowd. I was delighted with the
Geaney at the death, UL would have
lost this game by more.
UL Ladies football RIBBF success and I’ll definitely continue with the bodybuilding.
Hopefully I can tack on another few pounds of muscle.”

hot and
The final scoreline was 2-15 to
3-7 in CIT’s favour. looking up Pat was a lso victor ious in the GPC World Powerlif ting
Championships in Birmingham, which he claims to be no mean
UL will look to some poor kicking their own but UL were distinctly the feat. “I was particularly happy with this success as it’s a lot harder
in the first half and the overall work Liam Togher than the bodybuilding. Powerlifting can be very stressful. I missed

cold in
better side in a highly entertaining
rate after the interval as the reasons These are good times for the game game. my first two squats and if I failed a third time my competition was
for their downfall. Nonetheless, they of ladies football in UL. While it’s This year has seen UL enter three over. I set a personal best with my third squat so I was thrilled
can take heart from a good footballing generally been a profitable start to top-level ladies football teams for with that. I managed to beat participants from countries like Britain,

CIT display in the first half and hope to


replicate it over 60 minutes when
UCC come to Limerick on the final
the GAA season so far for the
college’s many teams in several
disciplines, the progress being made
the very first time, a feat of which
the GAA club in this college is very
proud. Their first League match
Ger many, U k raine and Georgia. There were some excellent
competitors at the event.”
Pat took part in the European Championships in Germany earlier
group match day. by the ladies’ football club has been showed that even UL’s third team this year and found the experience extremely memorable. He was
Mike Considine In the A game, UL were hoping remarkable and there is tremendous can impress greatly as they hammered also successful in two national competitions in 2008, so he has
to build upon their hard-fought win credit due to everyone involved – the UCC on a scoreline of 5-12 to 1-7. been a busy man over the last few months. “I need a rest now, my
The UL fresher footballers were over WIT in their opening game by management, the players, the club knees are killing me!” he conceded. “Since January I’ve been
Not surprisingly given the inception
out playing again in Week 9, this beating CIT to increase their chances officials, everyone. training twice a day. Luckily I’ve never been seriously injured, no
of a third ladies football team in the
time against CIT. Both the A and B of progressing to the League quarter The senior ladies footballers major knocks ever picked up.”
university, participation levels in
games took place down in Cork on final. The first half was nip and tuck maintained their winning start to All of Pat’s success has been self-funded and he’s always worked
the sport are at an all-time high.
Wednesday, 5 November. all the way with chances few and the League campaign on 30 October behind the glaring eyes of the media. “To be honest, money never
Already there has been serious
The B game was first up and UL far between. by defeating UCC 1-8 to 0-10 on really motivated me. It has cost a fair bit, though, so hopefully I
progress made by the club and I’m
got off to a blistering start scoring However, with the post-interval Pitch 1. This proved to be a much can get some sponsorship next year. Most of my achievements have
sure there is a lot more to come.
2-4, both goals coming courtesy of relocation of Mike Tim O’Sullivan tougher game than the previous gone unnoticed apart from the odd local newspaper.” And then he
the boot of Mike Togher following to centre-forward and Paul Kennelly week’s rout of Mary Immaculate was the subject of a civic reception from the Mayor of Limerick.
some impressive work out the field
from Willie Ambrose and Mike
to full-forward, the game opened
up a little, allowing Paul Kennelly
College, although the win over the
Cork side showed the UL ladies’
UL’s third “All of the Birmingham competitors were invited. We were very
well looked after.”
Geaney. Were it not for some silly
frees, they would have been further
to use his pace and expertly shoot
home the goal which put some
resilience and battling qualities.
The UL intermediates have also
team can So how does Pat feel about his achievements to date and what
lies ahead? “I’ve got what I wanted, to reach the top in powerlifting.
ahead at half-time.
Despite this, UL got to the interval
daylight between the teams.
From here UL were able to turn
made a flying start in their bid for
League success with a 100 per cent
impress greatly I’ll go back to the bodybuilding next year and see how that goes,
maybe enter a few competitions. I just want to get college out of
with a healthy lead of 2-4 to 0-4.
However, CIT upped the ante in
it up a notch and further points from
Jonathan Lyng and Edmond Walsh
after two games. Like the seniors
they began with an emphatic win
as they the way first. I’ll have to cut back on the training and focus on my
course work, with all my projects and an FYP to do. Training time
the second half and managed to blow
UL out of the water, scoring 2 goals
among others left UL ahead at the
finish on a scoreline of 1-13 to 1-8,
over Mary Immaculate College and
followed that up by smashing seven
hammered is fun time for me; it gives me a break from my other stuff.”
Here’s hoping that Pat’s last year in UL goes well for him and
and 11 points from play. Were it not
for a consolation goal from Mike
leaving them in prime position to
advance to the knockout stages.
goals past CIT in Newtown. The
home side managed four goals of
UCC that his remarkable spor ting success will continue into the
future.
22 Sport Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal

Comment

Rebels By Name,
Rebels By Nature
Tomás McCarthy
tried to gain revenge. John Gardiner they should be concentrating on battle. He is a decent hurling man
said that after the successful first winning All-Irelands. Kilkenny are who has represented his county
Here we go again. It’s take three strike Cork hurling experienced the greatest hurling team in the with pride down the years. He
of the Cork hurlers versus the county some great victories in 2004 and modern age and Cork should doesn’t deserve this.
board. We all know the characters, 2005. remember that. The county board is not without
we all know the storyline and we While there is no doubt that this The ultimate question is do the fault in acting in such a stubborn
all know the ultimate bloody ending. Cork team contains some great players want to play? The threat of manner. They will argue, though,
This is not going to be pretty. hurlers it could be argued that they early retirement is a little far fetched. that the manager was put in place
This time Gerald McCarthy has have got carried away with their For thirty talented hurlers to quit in the appropriate fashion. However,
been caught in the crossfire. The two in a row in these years. The inter-county hurling so young is they have not broken the binding
players argue that their voice wasn’t current squad is full of bloated egos never going to happen. To be honest, agreement put together by Kieran
heard when the manager was like Donal Óg Cusack, Sean Óg Ó this threat is bordering on childish. Mulvey. The players have.
appointed. The two players on the hAilpin and more recently Ben It is certainly an unwelcome Also, why didn’t the players get
seven-man committee opposed O’Connor. distraction when both parties should rid of Frank Murphy at the first
McCarthy’s appointment but they During the football controversy be negotiating rather than trying time of asking in 2002? With
were ultimately outvoted. Since last year Michael Cussen heard of to talk tough in the media. There Murphy still in place the players
then the battle lines have been drawn the strike through a text message. must be so many young hurlers who were shooting themselves in the
in the media. The players say they The so-called ‘squad’ is being would give their right arm to wear foot.
will not play under McCarthy and represented by a select few. the red jersey. At the moment the For everyone outside the Rebel
are even threatening early retirement. Journalists have been contacted by senior players are showing total County, the sense of irritation is University Arena’s expansion to have health benefits
The county board is refusing to Cork players volunteering to give disrespect for this honour. reaching boiling point. We are sick
budge on the matter. interviews and statements. Usually Gerald McCarthy is so unfortunate to the teeth of it, to be honest.
The Cork players claim that at it works the other way around. to be caught up in this situation as Unfortunately, I can see myself make a mess of the National League as they did last year. To say that the
every opportunity since the first These are all fine hurlers no doubt Teddy Holland was last time out. writing a similar article in a year’s players are a disgrace to the GAA is a bit over the top. A laughing stock
strike in 2002 the county board has but you can’t escape the feeling that McCarthy might be victim of this time. One hopes that they won’t would be more like it.

If it doesn’t work one way...


the name being changed, though. phase berths on offer from the However, the Champions League
Liam Togher

“...changes were
The competition now incorporates qualifiers, five for domestic revamp is likely to make the dominant
the messy Intertoto Cup in the champions and five for teams who continental powers even stronger.
Once again, European club qualifying rounds and will begin came second or third in their national We will probably see more and more
football is getting an overhaul. Five properly with a 48-team group phase. league. In terms of qualifying the same lucky few year after year

made in response
years after the most recent changes Gone will be the awkward five-team automatically for the group stage, in the latter stages of Europe’s top
to UEFA’s club competitions, the groups that have proven unpopular English teams have a boost in that tournament. Indulging the major
continental governing body is ripping under the present UEFA Cup the top three (as opposed to two at players in the top leagues at the

to voices proclaiming
it up and starting again. The biggest format. present) will bypass the qualifiers. expense of those from ‘lesser’ nations
alteration concerns the UEFA Cup, The Champions League is also Only the Premier League’s fourth- such as Ireland will serve only to
which this season is operating under being remodelled slightly. The group placed side will have to face another further the already alarming gap

unhappiness with
that guise for the last time. From stage and knockout rounds will European club to book their place between the top eight or ten clubs
2009-10 Europe’s secondary remain as they are at the moment, in the Champions League proper. in Europe and the hundreds of others.
tournament will be rebranded the but the qualifying rounds have been Obviously the changes were made As we’ve seen with the GAA, life
UEFA Europa League. It’s not just revamped. There will be ten group in response to voices proclaiming will not automatically be made easier

European
unhappiness with European by simply tweaking with the way
competitions and their current things are run. The jury remains out
formats. At least Michel Platini and on UEFA’s new order until the first

competitions
his cronies have done away with the Eu ropa L eag ue has b e en
overly complicated earlier phases completed.
of the UEFA Cup. Playing a two-

and their current


legged tie to go into a group phase
and then back into another series of
home-and-away rounds is illogical
and has led to a diminishing quality

formats...”
of football in this tournament.
Allowing three teams from five to
remain in the competition does little
to weed out those who are struggling
to make headway in Europe.
Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal Sport 23

Comment

The Score GAA round-up Sports Quiz


Liam Togher

Paying the Penalty McCarthy scouts UL for backroom team John Condren
Tomás McCarthy
Mike Dean just loves to point to New Limerick hurling manager Justin McCarthy has added two of
Party Fever the spot. In his ten Premier League
Fair play to Djibril Cisse, Pascal UL’s leading GAA personalities to his backroom team for the 2009
games so far Dean has awarded an
Chimbonda and El Hadji Diouf for astonishing six penalties. Keep up season. Dave Mahedy, UL Director of Sport, has been recruited as
going to Obafemi Martins’ party the good work Mike! trainer, making this his third spell with the Limerick set-up. Freshers’
just 48 hours before they were due
to play to Chelsea. I’m sure Roy Cillian (aka Sillian) Who? co-manager Liam Garvey was also taken on board by McCarthy as a
Keane was delighted with them! A lot of people including myself selector. Congratulations to Dave and Liam on their deserved call-ups
had never heard of Celtic’s Cillian
to the inter-county scene.
Feed Me (or Sillian according to Jeff Stelling)
Does anyone else think that Luka Sheridan before he appeared in the Freshers’ hurling
Modric is a bit light for the Premier Champions League against Man The Fresher 1 hurlers had a busy week in late October/early November
League? At 65kg he is 11kg thinner United. He is only 19 and was on
with three games in just eight days. They began with a 2-14 to 0-11
than Frank Lampard and 17kg off the Cavan minor football team
Steven Gerrard. Would someone before moving to Parkhead in 2006. defeat away to UCC but responded well to defeat WIT and LIT in their 1. How many European Cup medals does Paolo Maldini have?
give the man a dinner?! Sheridan has made a rapid rise to 2. By how many points did Lewis Hamilton win this season’s Formula
next two matches. The final group game is at home to CIT. Meanwhile,
the first team so maybe Trappatoni One championship?
For Sale the Fresher 2 hurling team built on their defeat of Mary Immaculate 3. What club does Tyrone star Sean Cavanagh play for?
should keep an eye out!
If you have a bit of money to spare College with an emphatic 3-12 to 0-9 win on home soil against LIT. 4. Who is the only Irish boxer to have won Olympic gold?
at the moment you should consider Name Game 5. Cristiano Ronaldo made his Man Utd debut against which club?
They end the group stage with a visit to Tralee IT.
buying Blue Square League side There have been some terrible and 6. Who was Hurler of the Year in 2007?
Lewes. The club are currently unusual nicknames given to Senior camogie 7. How many Group One races did Aidan O’Brien-trained horses win in
bottom of the table with 2 wins in footballers down the years. Tore UL made it two wins from two on 4 November with a convincing 2008?
17 games as well as being tens of Andre Flo was known as ‘Flonaldo’ 8. Which famous former Tour golfer has recently spent some time in
3-12 to 1-9 victory over their CIT counterparts in Newtown. Having hospital?
thousands in debt. and Davor Suker was called
‘Sukerman’ to name a few. The best seen off Na Gardai with embarrassing ease two weeks’ earlier, the 9. French out-half David Skrela plays for which club?
Loan Shark (or should that be worst) though 10. How many miles per hour was Kieran Richardson’s freekick against
Limerick side didn’t entertain any thoughts of complacency in Cork
Ross Turnbull is a patient man. was given to Chilean striker Ivan Newcastle clocked at?
as the girls’ League campaign goes from strength to strength. 11. What is the second nationality of England and Aston Villa player
After arriving at Middlesbrough in Zamorano who was given the
2002 the English keeper has gone nickname ‘Ivan the Terrible’. Gabriel Agbonlahor?
on six loan deals before finally 12. How many Leinster counties have never won the All-Ireland football

Quotes of
making the number one spot his championship?
own at The Riverside.

Magic

the Edition
Numbers Liam Togher & Alan Keane

Liam Togher & Alan Keane “Champions League? You’re having a laugh!”
13 Dismissals in Roy Keane’s professional career after he Hibernian supporters taunt their Celtic counterparts after the Bhoys
was sent to the stands in Sunderland’s 5-0 hammering surrendered a 2-0 lead in their SPL clash.
by Chelsea. After two years this was his first sending
off as a manager. “SPL? You’re having a laugh!”
Celtic fans retort after the champions go 4-2 up.
3 Own goals scored by Jamie Carragher in Tottenham’s
favour. This puts him around 7th in the Spurs all-time “You’re not singing anymore!”
scorers’ list. An inebriated Celtic supporter taunts a load of empty seats that had been
occupied by Hibernian fans, many of whom had left before the final
56 Months since Chelsea had lost at home in the league whistle.
A. Lopez – K. Young Limerick Open 2008
until Xabi Alonso worked his magic at Stamford Bridge
three weeks ago. “And the fans are singing as one ‘ooh ah Dalbeattie Star’!” Black has just played g7xB, and has fallen for whites sacrifice. How
Jeff Stelling after each goal scored by the Scottish club in a cup match. did white continue?
26 Points scored by Cork hurling champions Sarsfields in Dalbeattie won 6-0, so Jeff got plenty of mileage out of this one.
their demolition of Clonlara in the Munster championship. The UL Chess club meets every Thursday from 6pm to 7pm. Training
Who knows, they might even give Kilkenny a good “I see Lynx Powerade O2 still has the armband.” offered to all members and beginners.
game! A rather cynical view on Brian O’Driscoll’s retention as captain of the
Irish rugby team Solution: 1. Nf6+ Kg7 or 1. Nf6+ Kh8
40 Champions League goals for Alessandro Del Piero after 2. Qh7# 2. Qh7#
his double against Real Madrid at the Bernabeu. The “They got beat by an international phone number.”
Juventus striker is still lethal after all these years. Forget ‘they were hockeyed’, this is the new way of describing a comprehensive
defeat.
Answers to Sports Quiz
1 Corner left to turn in the Brazilian Grand Prix when
“Sheffield United didn’t so much snap him up as got burdened with 1. Five 2. One
Lewis Hamilton nabbed the drivers’ championship.
him. You say that as if they wanted to get him.” 3. Moy 4. Michael Carruth
Sucks to be Felipe Massa
The sports editor was recently asked what happened to Anthony Stokes. 5. Bolton Wanderers 6. Dan Shanahan
I answered that the Blades snapped him up on loan. 7. 22 8. Seve Ballesteros
22 Years that Sir Alex Ferguson has been in charge of
9. Toulouse 10. 73 mph
Manchester United. Nothing like a bit of job security,
11. Nigerian 12. Six (Laois, Carlow, Kilkenny,
is there?
Longford, Wicklow, Westmeath)
24 Clubs & Societies Tuesday | 18 November 2008 | An Focal

Under the Spotlight

Under the Jiu-Jitsu Chokehold Jitsu.


Brian Furey
On November 12th, 1993 the very
Brazilian Jiu jitsu is a grappling first UFC was held, it was the brain-
martial art which focuses on chokes child of Art Davie and his Brazilian
and joint locks as a way of submitting Jiu Jitsu instructor and Vale Tudo
an opponent. It works on the premise expert Rorion Gracie. The concept
that regardless of size, with technique was to find out which martial art
and skill a smaller weaker person was the best, could a boxer beat a
can overcome a larger foe by taking sumo wrestler, could a karate expert
them to the ground to negate their beat a Judo expert, all in a gloveless
reach advantage and punching competition with 2 rules, no biting
power. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu has become or eye gouging, fish-hooks and groin
a phenomenon, becoming one of strikes were allowed but frowned
the fastest growing sports in the upon. Rorion saw this as a chance
world and the fastest growing martial to show the effectiveness of Brazilian
art. It is a necessary part of mixed Jiu Jitsu and enrolled his younger
martial arts and has been manipulated brother Royce. Royce won 4 of the
for one on one combat by American first 5 UFCs to the disbelief of all
troops in Iraq. who watched.
In 1914 Mitsuyo Maeda (aka Currently the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
Count Coma) arrived in Brazil from community in Ireland is small, but
Japan. Maeda was one of the top 5 with the sky rocketing success of
Judo practitioners in Japan, which MMA, the popularity of the sport
was known outside Japan as Kano is beginning to match the early Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is a new martial art in Ireland
Jiu-Jitsu. In 1917 Maeda met a local growth of the sport in other countries
businessman named Gastão Gracie in Europe and in the US. With the presented the opportunity for an all trains in the PESS building on club of BJJ Revolution in San Diego Mark Fairman who has a perfect
who helped him establish a base for UFC coming to Dublin in January, Ireland student intervarsity Mondays at 9pm and Wednesdays under Rodrigo Medieros and MMA record. Whether it’s for self
an emerging Japanese community. the sport looks set to explode, with competition, giving students the at 7pm under Fergal Quinlan. Fergal associated with Revolution MMA defence, fitness or fun Brazilian Jiu
It was Maeda who trained Gastao’s opportunities for Irish fighters ability to socialize and compete is a purple belt under Rodrigo in Northside Dublin. Members of Jitsu provides excellent training in
children , who later re-invented the becoming a serious possibility. The with students of their own skill level Medeiros, and a silver medalist at the club include Alan “the Canon” a c o m p e t i t ive a n d s a fe

Back to the Past


martial art which came to be known growing interest in the sport and weight category. prestigious PanAm championships. Hannon, who has a MMA record environment.
as Brazilian Jiu Jitsu or Gracie Jiu particularly in Universities has The UL Brazilian Jiu Jitsu club The UL Jiu Jitsu club is a satellite of 5-1-1, and UL Kickboxing trainer

On Wednesday, 27 October, confines of the classroom. It has The eighth edition of the journal Other events planned before
the recently rejuvenated History traditionally drawn its membership is currently being edited by J. P. the end of the semester include a
Society held its annual trip to the from across the spectrum of O’Connor and is expected be talk on Oliver Cromwell by UL’s
Bunratty Castle medieval banquet. courses in the college with launched in April 2009. It is the own Dr Pádraig Lenihan (as seen
About 20 society members engineers, business students, only journal produced in Ireland on TG4’s recent documentary!)
attended what turned into a Erasmus students and, of course, by a student body. We have also planned a trip
fabulous night of wine, food and history students coming together The society organises to the Rock of Cashel and the
s ong. T h e m emb e r s we r e to explore a shared interest in our lectures and discussions with guest Bolton library in what we hope
particularly impressed by the past. speakers from across the country will become a regular feature
traditional Irish mead on offer. Past events have included giving talks on a whole range of called “Show us yours”; whereby
One stalwart was heard to remark a re-enactment of the landing of historical topics. We are delighted members are invited to showcase
sheepishly when he resurfaced the Vikings at Limerick and the to announce a lecture by eminent items of historical or archaeological
two days later that it was “lovely construction (and use) of a set of historian Dr Brendan Bradshaw, interest in their own locality.
stuff, but feckin’ strong!” stocks outside the Students’ Union an expert on the dissolution of Next semester will see a
Later on, some of the more building. Visitors to the Foundation Irish monasteries in Ireland under host of lectures and discussions
mature (in years) students took it Building ca n see the f ully Henry VIII. on themes as diverse as the Iraq
upon themselves to provide a group functioning reed raft built by He is a member of the war and the French Revolution.
of bemused American tourists members using traditional methods Marist religious order who started A trip to Dublin for a 1916
with an impromptu display of a couple of years ago. his teaching career in Mary walking tour is also on the agenda.
traditional Irish singing and The society marked the Immaculate College. He went on We are also hoping to host an
continued to serenade the bus- ninetieth anniversary of the to spend the bulk of his teaching event commemorating the 90th
driver with a rousing rendition of Somme and the Easter Rising with career at Cambridge University anniversary of the founding of
‘Garryowen’ on the way back to a hugely successful, thought- where he became the first Catholic the first Dáil. And of course we
town. All in all it was a hugely provoking exhibition based on the Don since the Reformation. will be organising a fundraising
entertaining and enjoyable night. lives and poetry of those involved He has kindly agreed to drive during the year.
The staff at Bunratty is to be in these conflicts. We also had a give a speech to the society on Details will be announced
commended on their witty and informative walking the topic of “Patrick Sarsfield and on all events through posters and
professionalism and the marvellous tou r of Limer ick last yea r the two Sieges of Limerick: Was email.
pageantry and welcome provided. conducted by Dr John Logan. there a hero in the house?”. This If you have an interest in
The History Society was Each yea r the society will take place in the library joining the society please contact,
founded back in 1997 and quickly publishes the History Studies boa rd room at 5. 30 pm on Jeffrey, Vincent or Robert
became one of the most vibrant journal, a collection of essays Wednesday, 26 November, and is at ulhistorysociety@gmail.com.
societies on campus. It was set up gathered from postgraduate and an opportunity to hear one of We are always delighted to
to promote the enjoyment of u nd erg r a du at e st ud ent s i n Ireland’s foremost historical minds see new faces and hear new ideas.
history and rescue it from the universities across the country. in action.

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