'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying

to put things in it.' 'The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos.' 'Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!' 'Atheism: A non-prophet organisation.' 'Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.' 'The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser men & women so full of doubts.' 'You can't change people, either accept who they are or start living life without them.' 'Wherever you find a great man, you will find a great mother or a great wife standing behind him -- or so they used to say. It would be interesting to know how many great women have had great fathers and husbands behind them.' Dorothy Leigh Sayers; renowned English crime writer, poet, playwright, essayist, translator...... 'Life is like a grindstone: Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on what youre made of.' 'Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.' 'I think bachelors who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.' 'The trouble with small minds is that they come in all head sizes.' 'Some people are puzzles that are best understood in pieces rather than put together.' 'Spend your life with the ones who make you happy. Not the ones you have to impress.' 'People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.' There is a place in our courts for the judge, the accused, the lawyers and witnesses. But there is no seat for the victim though his/her plight remains central to the case. And that, my friends, is the problem!

When those sitting in our legislatures have medieval mindset, we cannot expect laws to prevent violence against women. Time and again we will be caught between an intolerant, insensitive government/political class and mobs baying for instant justice! 'When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.' Despite all our rage, we are still just rats in a cage! From democracy to mobocracy, is just a stone throw! Read somewhere: When God made man she was only joking! 'Practical politics consists of ignoring facts.' We're riding away from utopia, road map says we shan't be arriving soon. Captains of the old order are clinging to the reins: assuring us these aches inside will pass away soon. But it's a long road to eden..... With apologies to The Eagles.... 'Future generations will have no future if the present generation continues to live in the past.' #Caste based reservations sinking meritocracy. "'And don't tell me God works in mysterious ways,' Yossarian continued. 'There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatalogical mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? Why in the world did He ever create pain?'" -Joseph Heller, Catch22

'The Speed in which a women says "NOTHING!" when asked "Whats Wrong?" is inversely proportional to the Amount of s**t Coming you way!' #JustWarning.... :) To all MBA wannabes: 'Focus on your own skills and weaknesses, the rest is Strategic Management.' 'Don't depend too much on anyone in this world.Because even your shadow leaves you when you're in darkness.' 'There's a little mystery hiding inside every woman. It takes a smart man to appreciate it without trying to unlock it.' Your child may outgrow your lap but they will never outgrow your heart!!

Point to Ponder: If people were money, we'd have a lot of fake notes....... The most important part of any education is learning what to forget..... :) Grades don't define intelligence just as age doesn't define maturity....... :) Dedicated to all 'grade conscious' students (preparing them for release of mid term & quiz marks) Sometimes, life has a way of putting in front of us, that which we most try to leave behind. 'When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate.' 'There's good in the worst of us and bad in the best of us.' 'When upon lifes billows you are tempest-tossed, When you are discouraged, thinking all is lost, Count your many blessings, name them one by one, And it will surprise you what the Lord hath done!' An old hymn, based on a passage in the Bible.

'There is a lot more to life than just struggling to make money.' Piglet: " How do you spell Love ? " Winnie the Pooh: " You don't spell it, you feel it "

Wisdom has its' boundaries....stupidity does not! Life is all about ass.. you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one.' 'By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks hes wrong.' Said the hurricane to the coconut tree, 'Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!' A Business School isn't worth a great deal if it only teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life. True or False: 1. All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense. 2. Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself. 'Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them!'