Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A.

Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have? A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries. Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. He sleeps at night. Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today? A: Because he is dead. Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A: It becomes wet. Q. What often falls but never gets hurt? A: Rain Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be? A: TOMORROW Q. What looks like half apple? A: The other half. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? A: Dinner. Q. What gets wet with drying? A: A towel. Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman? A: AGE. Q. What happened when wheel was invented? A: It caused a revolution. Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish? A: Because it has its own scales. Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg? A: Because it is too tyred. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state A: liquid LA LOO JOKES * What do they call French Toilet in Bihar? La loo * Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on... * Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas... The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down. * Laloos family planning policy... "Don't have more than two children in one year" * At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV MARRIED."

* After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left" * Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embassy was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar" * A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce?" "Marriage"

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Inside the Class: * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half. * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor * You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class... * Both of u three, get out of the class. * Close the doors of the windows please... I have winter in my nose today... * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... * Take 5 cm wire of any length.... About his family: * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?) * My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital. At the ground: * All of you, stand in a straight circle. * There is no wind in the balloon. To a boy, angrily: * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk? Giving a punishment: * You, rotate the ground four times... * You, go and under-stand the tree... * You three of you, stand together separately. * Why are you late - say YES or NO.... (?) Sir at his best: Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... (To that boy) Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"