ec", w&-ite. ..) Letter From The Editor my' grammatical understand- ing, it also indicates that there are those who do care Mat Pigozzo 2B Meek about proper english (and will likely be abJe to point out many grammatical mis- M any people have been terrorized - by me - in recent months with pleas to write articles or produce other submissions for the Iron Warrior. The response that usually greets the e suplications is a dissembling of any writ- ing ability whatsoever. "I can't write!" they wail. I don't believe this is the case. The personal well of Iiguistic potential is sel- dom as dry as one may at first believe. Even were this so, and you truly had little or no writing ability (then one wonders how you ever passed the ELPE) there is but one thing that can be done to rectify the situation and that is to write and keep writing. It is the practice that builds such ability, ju t like one must tackle statics or dynamics problems en masse to build up confidence and ability to solve them. There is an added resource available to you if you undertake this task, although seldom used for this purpose. Me! As Editor-in-Chief it is my responsibility to examine everything that goes into this paper. As such, that would include whatev- er you submit and just like a proof-reader (which is a less self-agrandizing way to describe my role with the IW) I can pro- vide feedback on spelling, grammar, writ- ing style, word choice etc. 1 don't to be particularly gifted with the in's and out's of the English language (so don't expect me to be able to turn you into a Pullitzer- worthy Author), but an ocasional word of advice can do wonders for improving style. Another typical response that greels my solicitations for newsworthy content is the lack of desire to write anything. Proper communication skills are essential (and extremely useful) to all engineers. That's why we periodically write Work Term Reports. As such, each student here should take the time to improve their writing skill . It will only benefit you in your fulure career. It may sound odd, but one can even develop a pa sion for writing. Recently, an individual passed by my office to illuminate me to a grammatical error I had committed in my own editorial. While I was greatful for this expan ion of demeanours I have already made in this article). The other patent reply to my petitions is the most frustrating and yet the easiest to rectify. "I have nothing to write about." I am too soft when I allow this to be an excuse. Moreso than grammar warden, this is my primary capacity, my reason for being. I am charged with being informed as to most of the happenings within th Engineering Society so that I can decide what should appear in the paper. Typically, there are significantly more events and happenings on my list than I have people to dedicate to them (because another com- plaint I am routinely faced with when I try to involve people is their lack of time - but there is little I can do about this as I am all too keenly aware of'the finite nature of a person's time). Further, there are many events and other happenings that would be most interesting to other engineering stu- dents that I haven't even the slightest knowledge of. There is truly no shortage of things that one can write about (provided the bounds of propriety are observed). Why am I rambling on about all of this? The simplest reason is that The Iron Warrior is an excellent resource open to all engineering students if only they would take advantage of it. In order to take advantage of the potential inherent in The Iron Warrior; however, requires that they know what opportunities are available. This is what I am trying to accomplish: making more students aware of the Iron Warrior and allowing them adequate opportunity to take advantage of what it offers. It is after all YOUR forum for thought and expression on issues relevant to the student population in this faculty and in fact across campu . Further to this, the Iron Warrior also serves as a record (albeit a partical one) of the hi story of the Engineering Society. In the last issue and again in thi one, The Iron Warrior Archive have been tapped to pro- vide to you a window on the past, a brief glimpse into the reality of engineering undergrads of the previous decade. It's interesting to note that while many techno- logical aspects have changed (and fashion as well - considerably), many of the socio- logical concerns of engineers really haven't been affected all that much. The Iron Warrior's history is also tied up in this as well and it is interesting to note some of the things that have chnaged. Of particular note is the adittudes towards alcohol. Over a decade ago, The Iron Warrior ran a photo contest similar to the one going on in this .and the final issue of The IW this term. The distinction is that while both offer P**5 points to partici- pants, the earlier IW advertised beer as a prize for the best entrants. The prizes offered for this term's photo contest are much less 'tame' let's just say. To conclude, The Iron Warrior is not real- ly my news magazine, it's yours. I just manage the shop. It's here for you to take advantage of and I encourage you to do so - not just so that your literary voice is shouted out to your peers, but so that it will echo down through the generations to future engineering students (assuming the Y2K bug doesn't kill us all). Comments and feedback are always weleome. The Editor is always interested in hear- ing the viewpoints of the readersbip of the Iron Warrior. Comments can bo directed to either: . lwardor<itengmail.uwaterloo.ca or mjpigou@engmail.DwateriOO.ca iron warrior high'lights
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12 Congratulations Imagine over fifty engineering Accolades to Engineering Award students living together. 8 The First Batch Submissions abound for the photo contest, don't miss your chance to win. The Iron Warrior Friday. November 19. 1999 recipients 16 From the Archives What was on the minds of . Waterloo's engineers in 1986?
The Magazine of the University of Waterloo Engineering Society Editor - in - Cbief Mat Pigozzo Assistant Editor Tania Bortolon Layout Editor Richard Kuttner Advertising Editor Nick Gaganiaras Pbotograpby Editor Brad Ellis Staff Allison Annan Shaun Chen Danny Chow Raja Doake Sabrina Foster Matt Gagliardi Krista Glemser Kristina Hotz Yi-Pin Hsiao Alison Kudelka Aaron Lebia Andrew Lin Rod Locke Ryan Morton Andrea Martins Caroline Page Stephanie Purnell Mary Robinson Geo e Roter Maria Simoes Evan Wilson ShingoYulci Yang-Yang Zhang Zhan Huan Zhou Contributors Melissa Bond Charles Bergeron Octavion Ion Aron Levitz Alex Matan Jenny Mitchell Michael Raffoul Christos Sarakinos Ryan Stammers The [ron Warrior is a forum for thoughl provoking and infonnalive articles publi shed by the Engineering Society. Views expressed in The Iron Warrior are those of the authors and do nOI necessarily reflect the opinions of the Engineering Society. The Iron Warrior encourages submis ions from Slu dents. facullY and members of the university commu nilY. Submissions should reflect the concerns and intellectual standards of the university in general. The author's name and phone number should be included. All submissions, unless otherwise Slaled. become the propeny of The Iron Warrior, wh.ich reserves the righllo refuse publication of material which il deems unsuitable. The Iron Warrior also reserves the right to edit grammar. spelling and text that do nol meet university standards. Authors will be notified of any major changes that may be required. Mail should be addressed to The Iron Warrior. Engineering Sociely, CPH 1327. Universiry of Waterloo. Waterloo, Ontario. N2L 30 I. Our phone number is (519) 8884567 x2693. Our fax number is (519) 7254872. Email can be sent to
Evan Wilson lA Comp T oday was an important day for many people. The day of co-op rankings. The day for which so many of us have waited for so long. Time to see if the CECS people worked their magic, and did just what they were supposed to. Of cour e, that seems to be happening less and less and less these days. First of all, I had to wait over 15 minutes in line today. ' And that wasn't merely IS minutes of my time, but 15 minutes of my lunch hour, which could have been better used walking to Brubakers or conversing with my Algebra professor about the relevance of vector spaces to an 18 year old Nova Scotia boy like myself. No, instead I find myself, along with my friends, inconve- nienced by having to stand around for up to one quarter of an hour of my time. How can I forget noticing upon my arrival - at the bottom of these stairs that seemingly extend beyond the 11 th known Ring of Hell - the elementary alphabetisation of the five lines for ranking results: A-E, F-H, I-M, N-R, S- Z? Who wrote those? Jim Henson and hi s magical Muppet Babies? The University of Waterloo is supposed to be THE high tech university of Canada, if not the Northern Half of thi s continent. If this is true, why is it that we can't even our alphabetisation to a University College of Cape Breton level? Any poor fool who's taken an OAC finite math cour e (and I haven' t) could tell you that the mo t efficient way to lay this out i, A-E, F-H, 1- M, N-S, and then T-Z. If only one thing need to be done, that's it. Of course, more than one thing mu t be done. I've got 0 many beef th!!t I wake up every morning fearing the wrath of k.d. lang. Let' start with "The Pit." The name i enough to end me into a shivering fil that would di - turb the timbers of even the most experienced pirate. The carpets, the step , even the snack bar, e erything is wrong, wrong, wrong. Could we at lea t get a few cu hion , maybe some throw pillow, to lighten this place up? I'd rather sit in a puddle out ide of Needless Hell waiting for my interview. At least it woul9 be comfortable. And maybe I could hear who's being paged, too. That's another thing. Who bought those tinny little speak- ers that announce to we restless mas es who will be sal- vaged and get to leave the dank Pit for the next half-hour, at least? As I sit there, straining to hear, I wonder if I should call the police to tell them I found that drive thru window from McDonalds that was stolen a few weeks ear- lier. Maybe I could get a reward big enough to refill the gapi ng hol e that has been gouged from my wallet from the marvelous folks at CECS. And, what about those job po stings on the wall of the EL and MC? You know, Access Unplugged? That's even worse. Even the aforementioned University College of Cape Breton would fart in its general direction. 12 point, Arial font? What is this? One of my grade 12 English essays? These things are on the wall. They need to be seen. People like me, with lSn2 myopic vision, need some true type font support. People in. wheelchairs get their ramps. Where's myTimes New Roman, size 36? The letter you may want to OMIT from your resume package. Christos Sarakinos Christos Sarakinos my return address Montreal, QC my postal code Someone in HR Big, Important Company Some Street Name [probably) Montreal Canadian Postal Code
JA Elec To the person reviewing my candidacy for a given posi- tion, Why should you hire me? Well, why don't we start off with why you shouldn't hire me, which is probably the question you would normally ask yourself. The answer is this: you don' t need me. Your company is running fine, just the way !l is. Besidcs which, I'm probably underqualified for any technical work required. That about sums it up. Now, if left to your own devices, you would probably undergo a simil ar thought process, discard my resume, and choose that of someone else. Do not feel bad, though, as your shortsightedness is only the product of your upbringing, which conditioned you to avoid the difficult questions, by addressing the easy ones only. That is why you would have neglected the real question, staled above. Let me tell you a little bit about myself: I am brilliant. J am the type of person who can overcome any situation. I maximise resources; J bend the rules - a little; I even play dirty; but I do all this with a goal in mind. 1 have a pur- pose: to succeed. If I am lacking in some respect, I sur- round myself with those who will compensate for my deficiency. 1 am diplomatic and manipulative, and use both to my full advantage. I do so frequently. People feel comfortable around me. I am arrogance and modesty tempered in exact proportions. I am photogenic. I share these qualities with some of the most dangerous men in history. My resume doesn't say that explicitly, though - or rather, you're unable to discern it. We've left a question linger, haven't we? The time has come to return to it. The answer is this: you cannot afford not hiring me, if I am what I claim to be. You can't risk the prospect of your competitor hiring me and benefiting Finally. how could we have a o-op bitch of any relevance without menti.oning Access, or, n ] like to call it, The lncubu? Wh are the creen on tho. e terminal so damned mall? Ifl wanted something mailer than twelve inche. 'd order a Subway round, okay? I'm used to my very own seventeen-inch monitor. Just who do the e peo- ple think 1 am? A wide-eyed tupid kid who'll look at any computer creen 1 come acros ? I pay a lot to be a co-op st udent. I expect the luxury, nay, neces ity, of, at least, a fifteen-inch monitor. I could go on and on and on about all of these flaw in our .. uperior" co-op ystem; however, I am running out of pace. Rest a sured though, I'll be back again next week, to pi s and moan about absolutely nothing in particular. Oh yeah, and did I mention that I've got ajob? from my ability. Your company's future in your hands. You have to gamble, equipped only with a certain doubt a. to my actual capabilities. It comes down to a game of chance, and a very risky one, at that. Who would have thought that there could be so much pressure in a cosy HR position? So this is it. The time has come for you to make a choice, and you've been forewarned of the possible consequences. My only advice is this: Choo 'c wisely, Christos Sarakinos
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The Great Pursuit Zhan Huan Zhou 38 Comp E nvironmental awareness is embedded deep in the hearts of North Americans. The media has made us feel so guilty about destroying Mother Nature that we are more than willing to do our part to save the envi- ronment. But are we being told the whole story? Remember back in the eighties when it seemed like acid rain was going to destroy all of our greatest monuments? Why don't we see anymore headlines proclai mi ng the destruction caused by acid rain') I it less of a problem now than it was then') With the lack of media coverage, you would thi nk that we have won the battle against acid rain. However, aCId rain is still a huge problem in devel- oping countries such as India and China where coal is the primary source of energy It's just that in orth America, we are drawn to more exciting envi ronmental issues that more fit for the nineties such as global warming, recy- cling, and deforestation., What's the deal with global warmi ng anyway? All those greenhouse gases are going to heat up the Earth until it is as dry as a de ert. Poppycrock! What the media fails to inform people is that global warming will eventually cause an ice age. Warm water brought to Northern Europe by the Gul f Stream keep England and Scandinavia relatively warm, despite their northern lati tude. The influx of cold water wi ll dis- rupt the Gulf Stream causing these regions to experience very cold weather. This will happen in all regions of the earth, resulti ng in net global cooling. And since the sky will be covered wit h cl ouds due to the earli er effect of warming, there will be very little sunli ght penetration. The end result is that the earth i going to be a very *cold* place. But does the media mention thi s at all? No! Do you feel good when you throw a pop can or a piece of paper into one of those lovely blue boxes instead of the garbage? Well , it's good that you are so environmentally aware., but it will probably end up in a landfill anyway. There are not enough recycling facilitates in North Ameri ca to accom- modate every last can, bottle, or piece of paper. Since it is too expensive to store all the excess material, it is simply shipped to a landfill. But hey, at least you tried. One of the greatest examples of environmental ignorance is with the Brazilian rainforests. Perhaps the catchiest phrase and definitely the most meaningless to come out of the rain- forest movement is that they are "the lungs of the earth." Yet more poppycrock! Dr. Sherwood B. Idso, a research physicist with the U.S. Water Conservation Laboratory of the U.S. Department of Agriculture' Agricultural Research Service, contend that the world' plant and ani- mal life would not suffer from a lack of oxygen even if the rainfore ts were to be completely eli minated. This i because the main ource of oxygen in the earth i the ocean, not the rai nforests. Micro copic plankton in the ocean produces over 90% of the oxygen by means of pho- tosynthesis. In tead of saving the trees why i n't there a campaign to save the plankton? Thi article i not meant to lessen the severity of these envi ronmental i ue, it i meant to broaden your view of them. There i more out there than what the media i giving you. If you reall y do care about a certain issue, read the literature. The answer to all your questions are out there. Your opi nion will have a solid base that you can back with facts. You don' t want to be one of tho e medi a controll ed drones. The environ- ment isn't the only area where the medi a has played on ignorance of the general popul ace. They do so for virtu- ally every social concern such as abortion, euthanasia, and drug. Iu t remember to look at all si des of the issue. Refine you opini on as you learn more about it. As a final note, please, pl ease, don' t be ignorant. - Take A Zhance has been regul arly featured in The Iron Warrior since September 1997. Past articles can be found at hnp:llwww.eng. uwaterloo.calstudentlzhzhou. Take A Zhance has been regularly featured in The Iron Warnor since September 1997. Past articles can be found at hnp:flwww.eng.uwaterloo.ca/studentlzhzhou. Everything YO'u ever wanted to know about Maria Simoes fA Comp A s we verge upon the new millenium, changes in technology alter the way we live and view life. The media expands, and grows thereby easing the way in which we gain knowledge. This year, two con- temporary mediums have been used to increase the knowl- edge of first year students with regards to university life. The Federation of Students has just released a new CO- Rom entitled "Everything you ever wanted to know about being a student but were too afraid to a k", while simulta- neously initating a world wide web page - Student Life 101 E-Zine, both of which are geared towards those who have many questions about life at the University of Waterloo. Both the CD-Rom and the web site offer a plethora of use- being a student ... ful information. For example, it is a little known fact that first year students are generously granted a free coffee (on a monthly basis) from the Turnkey Desk in SLC. However, coffee is not the only thing referred to in these knowledge founts. Both mediums contain information on the KW area and the University of Waterloo (a.k.a. home away from home): fun places to go to, events, clubs .. . and other enjoyable eXlracurriculars. Other useful informa- lion, such as important phone numbers, health services, and how to access the many and varied services provided by the university, free to the students. On the CD-Rom, a FAQ section is provided to answer the many questions that undoubtedly plague the minds of first y ~ r students. Furthermore, both mediums present links to online mate- rial dealing with the University. Indeed, these two new mediums are a valuable asset to any first year student. Not only are they easily accessible, they are also quick and informative guides to university life. If you have not already checked them out, you should, for there is no way to possibly do them justice with these mere words. The CD-Rom can be found at the office of the Federation of Students, or possibly through your on- campus or off-campus dons. To visit the website, just go to http://www.fustyearstudents.uwaterloo ca (it probably helps that the address is extremely easy to remember). So, go and browse through the CD-Rom and the web site. It will not only enhance your days here at good old Waterloo, it will also answer all of those questions that you were just too afraid to ask. Sold into Slavery Tania Bortolon 2A Civil W ell, I hope the grads of '00 are happy now that they're rich! On Nov. 4th, POETS was magically trans- formed from a lazy lounge to a hip n' happening slave auc- tion forum! Gradcomm rai ed lots of money by selling off anyone who walked into POETS. Kelly Fawcett, the resident auctioneer, certainly did get the crowd hyped up to send their OSAP money for this good cau e. The slaves underwent a wide variNy of tor- turous events, such as house-painting, cleaning, providing entertainment at a party, and just being general, an-purpose slaves. Keep an eye out for pecial guest slave appear- ances at TalEng and Bomber nights. You never know when the buyer' will take their revenge .
The Iron Warrior Friday. November 19. 1999 Mat Pigozzo 28 Mech W ith the increase in enrollments this term at both local universities, many students found that it was significantly more difficult to find quality housing this term. A major player in this was the initiation of UW's Access to Opportunities Program (ATOP) plans which saw over a hundred and fifty more first year stu- dents enter into engi neering (specifical1\y computer engi- neeri ng). The extra numbers of students running around campus have created space issues throughout the universi- ties and even within the ci ty itself. Unfortunately, this problem stands to get a lot worse before it gets any better. For the next few years, the affects of Waterloo's ATOP plan wi ll continue to be felt as the university attempts to meet its target of increasing enroll - ments in E&CE by thirty percent. As if this weren't cramping things enough, in 2003, the universities will be hit again with what is being called the 'Double Cohort' when twice as many Ontario students will be seeking entrance into university programs. This is a result of the Ontario government's plans to phase out OAC's making high school educations last only four year. Thus, in 2003, the usual number of OAC students will be applying to uni- versity, but an equivaJent amounts of twelfth grade stu- dents will also be looking to get started on their post-secondary education. In the face of this, the universi-. tie wi ll undoubtedly (eel pressure to increase the number of paces for lirst year students, compounding the space problem on our already grossly undersized campus. Clearly, issues abound as to where all of these new stu- dents are goi ng to be put. The residences are full, off cam- pus housing is at a premium, there's little classroom space avai lable and services are grossly undersized to support even the present student body. Several of my classes already have priority eating (i.e. if you don't arrive promptly, then good luck finding a seat). One only has to try to get on a computer at certain times of the day to appreciate the lack of proper resources. This is not a new issue either - although it is becoming a much more critical one. In the May 1984 edition of the Heliograph (B-Soc' s equivalent of The Iron Warrior for that term), Dr. Douglas Wright, then president of UW, was quoted as stating that UW had "The worst shortage of space of all Ontario Universities." Thi s :gJ PATm atic and are till i ues today. Clearly. the more thing change, the more they tay the . ame. While the modifica- tion over the year have alleviated the problem. some- what, an ever growing student body guarantee that they will resurface. There are definite limitation to the popu- lation that the available campu building. and other resources can support. Such minor fi es can improve this 'Student Carrying Capacity' in the hort term, but given the pending mass influxes of new tudent expected in the years ahead, certainly omething more dra tic must be done. What exactly is being done about the e worsening space issues? Fir tly, a adequate housing is a critical concern, the uni- versity is investing approximately 15.6 million dollars (Gazette; Vol. 40, No. 8) for the building of a new 320 room residence (currently being refered to as 'V3') flanked by Ron Eydt Village and V I. The plan for this residence have been featured in recent issues of both the Gazette (November 3, 1999) and the Imprint (October 29, 1999). The plan is to start construction when the snows melt in the spring so that the residence will be available for occu- pancy for tudents entering the university in 200 I . Specific to the capacity issues being faced in the Faculty of Engineering, there have also been rumors of a propo ed sixth engineering building to be named 'E5' and located in what is now the Physics Building parki ng lot. It is said that the bui lding was to have the same floor area as Dana Porter Library. The plans fell by the wayside; however, during the recent change of provincial government to the Harris Conservatives, along with a1\ the money that went into the development and filing of the proposal. Thi s was in part due to the changes in funding policy that over- wrote previous fund allocation and resulted in the new 'SuperBui ld Growth Fund'. The conditions for funds being awarded from this pot of cash were changed significantly and would have required reftling the original proposal. Rather than doing this, the Faculty decided lo go another route (although it is conceivable that E% will one day be a reality). The current plan that is being inve tigated would see even further modifications to our beloved Carl Pollock Hall. As seen in the accompanying ligures, the plan calls for a 5,446 square foot, single storey (with a pos ible econd storey al 0 being considered that would :5 ENGltlEERING 2 CARL A. POLLOCK HALL double the space increa e) clas room that would seat 120 students. It is e timated that this venture will carry a price tag of approximately $900,00.00 which will likely come in part from the monies given to the university by the province for the institution's participation in the ATOP ini- tiative and partly from the $660 million SuperBuild Growth Fund. Is thi s going to be enough? The answer to this question remain to be een; however, the immediate answer would appear to be no. The addition adds a mere five percent . increase to the total floor area of CPH - 107,00 square feet - and about one percent increa e to total engineering com- plex floor space - 550,000 square feet. Thus, the new classroom is little more than an additional drop in the proverbial bucket. Again it seems that a quick fix is being pursued rather than a more permanent solution to the crit- ical space issues currently being faced here at UW. h er a more a uare so u ion; i n to be seen; but if this is the extent of plans, then soon the hall s may be so packed as to be virtually impa sable and then traffic jams would he a valid excuse for mi ssing class. 67'-6" 1 - A.' I
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EnGIO , e Raja Doake fA Chem Q ut in the boonies between VI and REV, next to the site for V 1.5 (or whatever they plan to call it) , sit a pair of houses rarely visited by anyone not liv- ing in them. In one of these houses, a large-scale experi- ment is underway at this very moment. That house, South 8, is a prototype - Waterloo's very first single-faculty house. Since this is the Iron Warrior, ['II give you three guesses as to which faculty's frosh have been locked up together. .. That's right, we're engineers. Fifty-seven engineers in one building. Think about that for a minute. Fifty-seven engineers! On a lighter note, we also have a maLhie who switched out of engineering because (I paraphrase here) 'math is easi- er,' and one artsie, replacing an engineer who left after frosh week. So. What exactly is it like to live in the same building as fifty-six other engineers? Well, just think about it. Consider, if you will, the frosh week Scunt (or any other Scunt, for that matter). Think about the atmosphere and overall craziness that permeated the event. Now tone it down just a tad by adding classes, and stick it out in the boonies between V 1 and REV. That's South 8, the EngHouse. Why should anyone who doesn't live in the EngHouse care enough about it to read thi s? Well, I COULD say ' too see why you SHOULD live in the EngHouse,' but that would be pretentious becau e as yet I haven't a clue what it's like to live in any other house. The rest of this article is more or less a snapshot of life in the EngHouse. Feel free to read it simply out of interest. What I'm actually trying to demonstrate with all of this near-gibberish is that single-faculty houses (or at least engineering houses) are a good idea and that this experiment should be considered a ucce . What do we DO at the EngHouse that makes it so great? We watch ' The Matrix.' Again and again and again and again. (Joke? No, really!) Between endless reruns of 'The Matrix,' some of us actu- ally find the Lime La get our work done. Work is secondary Krista Glemser fA Env Civ C linging To The Olive BranchTelevision, new pa- pers, and radio all seem to focu on the countJe s negative a pects of our modern day word. The media headlines are of poverty, the poisoned environment, nuclear weapons, disease and war. With a constant bom- bardment of negative issues it's easy to become pes- simistic about the future. However, the year 2000 has been named the year of cultural peace, and the next decade has been designated the decade of non-violence. These seem like lofty goals considering the current path of humanity. So, how can we achieve the peace we've been aspiring for since the beginning of time?Psychologist and renowned lecturer, Dr. Santa Barbara, wa recently ague t speaker at Uw. She believes that by raising peaceful chil- dren there will remain hope for future world peace. In my opinion, this is easier said than done. She describes peo- ple as being innately self- eeking creatures, driven by our primitive survival instinct. These days it seems that it's not enough just to survive but to seek wealth and for most of us in the EngHouse. Secondary to what, you ask? Besides 'The Matrix?' that varies from floor to floor and from person to person. For me, it's my guitar. For most of the guys on the first floor (of which I am not one), Quake is the be-all and end-all. First there was nothing, then there was Quake, bringing form to the void and meaning to life ... So you wonder, 'Aren't engineers supposed to party hard- er than they work? What's with thi bunch of video-game- playing, Matrix-watching dorks on the first floor of the EngHouse?' Well , there ARE three other floors in the house that can make up for the party-deficient first floor. Rest assured. parties aplenty can be found in the EngHouse. It wouldn't be an EngHouse otherwise ... (I think the entire I A Systems Design class was in our base- ment on Monday night - that is, before going to The Weaver's Arms to drink themselves into oblivion). Oh, and the first floor guys aren't dorks (please don't kill me!) ... J Okay, so there are parties. Or at least, if not 'parties' as such,gatherings of people DO occur from time to time. Usually, it's a group outing somewhere or another (our Don, Stu, brought us to the term's first batch party, as an example), or a communal dinner somewhere; something along those lines. During midterms, though, these 'gath- erins' are generally reduced to duels for TV control when ' Dawson's Creek' and 'RAW is War' are on at the same time, which is more or less the third (girls) floor versus everyone else ... though there ARE some traitors on the second floor who also stoop low enough to watch ' Dawson's Creek.' (The one time during which no TV conflicts are permitted is during any episode of 'The Simpsons.' It is a deeply spiritual experience for all and there can be no discussion of channel-surfing). The remote control battles and other group activities help to foster the sense of community that sprung out of nowhere in the EngHouse when - on the very first day - we arrived and realized that we were all engineers and were all going to die together come midterms. Along with our sense of community, quite a bit of friend- ly competition is in evidence in the EngHouse. After all, we ARE engineers, and what kind of engineer isn't the least bit cocky? The first-floor Quakers are the most obvi- ous example - they trash-talk each other before and after games and yell abuse at each other while playing. But aca- power. Each person is the sum of countless experiences, first moulded as a child by parents and teachers. During this impressionable age, Dr. Santa Barbara believes it is po sible to change a child's view from the traditional self- eeking "power over" to the peaceful "power with" para- digm. To clarify, "power over" includes hierarchies, sanctions, and cohersive power. These thing corrupt the individual and in some circum tances can lead to vio- lence. On the contrary, "power with" involves working together not against others and encourages a peaceful proces when faced with problems.Since children are powerless members of society, the "power over" mentali- ty is very attractive to them. War toy , like the gun, as well a violent and video games allow children to project this state of mind. At some level the violent games children play send the mes age that killing is acceptable and that it is the only way to deal with "the bad guys" which i obviollsly not the case. Studies have proven that iolent lelevi ion, and po sibly video games, also con- tribute to the desensitization of young children. Considering mo t children spend over thirty hour a week watching televi ion, it is bound to have a profound effect on their characterDr. Santa Barbara believes th.at by encouraging positive characteristic like kinde ,sharing, creativity, and humour children will natural bloom into positive member of society. She also feels limiting play
The Iron Warrior Friday. November 19, 1999 demic and athletic rivalries are also in evidence, as are debate as to which end of the country is cooler (we all know it's not the middle; but is it the east or the west?). If I may go off on a tangent momentarily, I'd ju t like to mention that Stu has taken to believing that he is the world's best 'Mariokart' player. If someone could maybe take his head out of the clouds with a pile driver, I think the EngHouse would be very appreciative. Right... Obviously, everything isn't perfect - I'm sure I annoy the hell out of my basement-mates with my inces ant guitar- playing. I'm sure SOME people actually try to sleep on the first floor. But it doesn't get in the way of our group- ness; the house is at the level of a frosh colour group or a department as far as belonging is concerned. Anyway. Where am I going? I said near the beginning of all this that what I'm real ly trying to do is get a point across. That point is: single-faculty houses work, or at least that engineering houses work. South 8, as an experi- ment, has already been so incredibly successful that the administration is going to have to listen to us when they get our request to .be housed together again in lB. ( B
lime with war toys and violent video games will produce more peaceful adults. Since most of us don' t have kids yet these are simply things to consider for the future.Humans are born peaceful, within each one of us is a love for the earth and all its creatures. However, omewhere along the line each one of us is corrupted to a lesser or greater degree by the ongoing injustices of the world. Only through the careful rearing of the next generation of Chil- dren will the hope fQr a peaceful world remain within grasp. - ..... '" ' ".. "I
Shaun Chen Maria Simoes fA Comp O kay, we know that all of you "upper years" seem to that all.frosh ever do these days is com- plain, but we thmk that maybe, for once, instead of complaining, we should suggest solutions, rather than just rave and rant. So, we'll talk about something that we learned the hard way: Midterms. We thought that midterms would be a breeze. What were we thinking? According to our current "report cards", not much, evidently. So, we'll quit our routine complaining (since it's seems that complaining is something that we frosh are overly adept at) and get to some useful information that we acquired during a counselling session and engineering study skills workshop. (Thanks KB for the help!) Hey, maybe we'll learn to become versed in something other than whining! So sit down and observe these strategies for handling exams. I. Start well in advance, break your studying into chunks, and review often. For example, for a I-hour class we take o'n Sep 20, we should review for 10 minutes on Sep 21, 5 minutes on Oct I, and 2 to 4 minutes on Nov I. By doing this, we will refresh our memories and prevent ourselves from forgetting. It is really that simple. Because we eas- ily forget what we learn, we must remind ourselves every so often of knowledge we've already acquired. At exam time, start studying 10 days in advance, maximum 2 con- secutive hours on a particular subject. For the first study ession, do a quick review by skimming through every- thing you need to know for the exam. For subsequent ses- ions, study the individual chapters and respective A F rash Perspective problem. 2. Study "from the top down." Ok, we mu t admit, we for- got what thi meant. Thi how howea ily we can for- get when we don't review, and we didn't. 0 if you want to know what this mean, find out when the next tudy kill work hop i ,from the engineering undergrad office, and attend! 3. Study by doing. Do the damn problem! We don't care how complicated it looks, it simply won't help if you just stare at it. Cover up the olution to the example problem in your textbook, and try to do it yourself. 4. Avoid cramming. Cramming does ab olutel nothing but crew you up even more. Thi goes back to point numero uno about tarting well in advance. If, however, you end up in a situation where you must cram, then don' t bother learning new material, becau e it will only confu e you. Review what you already know if you are in a 1- have-no-time-and-must-cram ituation, but we know you won't be, simply because you know now that cramming does not ever work. 5. Be kind to yourself. Again, be kind to your elf. Three rules: get good sleep, exercise regularly, and eat properly! A plate of fries the night before your next exam is proba- bly not a good idea. As well, you need leep. Here is a summary of your high, medium and low times of the day: high time from 8 a.m. to noon, medium time from noon to 4 p.m., low time from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m., medium time from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m., and REST time after 10 a.m. What does this mean? Wake up early because if you don't, you waste your high time and will feel like crap for the rest of the day. This implie that you sleep early the night before and get at least. a good 8 hours, but no more than 10 hours. Low activities away from the books. Also, do NOT drink coffee after 2 p.m. because if you do, you will disrupt your body and prevent a good nights rest. Remember, 60% of your work is done in your dreams. 6. Read all the questions before beginning, noting any- thing important that occurs to you as you do so. Unless you have 200 multiple choice questions, it's a good idea to read all the questions. The neat part of doing this is that your brain will subcon ciou Iy work on other problems while you write your exam. So, if you've een question 8 and are un. ure about omething, perhap when you work on number I, your brain will try to figure out that little- something-fi hy in question 8. B the time you actually get 10 question 8, you're ail"ead one step ahead! 7. nswer the que tion as asked, show relevant material, and pre. ent it in an organized manner. That's pretty straightforward. 8. Be an acti e reader on a multiple-choice exam. Read the que tion over and over and 0 er and over again, until you COMPLETELY understand what the question is a k- ing you to find. I. 0 understand the different data pre- . ented to you in the question, and jot this data down so that you may work with it. Don't try to go back into the que - tion and look for bits and piece .. as this will add to the confu ion. 9. Use available re ource . Form a study group, photo- copy previou exams from the Orifice, make an appoint- ment with a study kill advi. or, attend the next rudy skill work hop. If you're having difficulties, do some- thing about it.! Don't just sit there. it's notgoing to help. Go on now, get your ass up! Okay, there we go. Now, you're thinking that it's not exactly an editorial, right? Well, maybe you' re right. But, we thought that maybe study skills info would be a nice change of pace. Stay tuned for more fro h conundrum .... same fro h time, same fro h channel. Midterm Recoil Matt Gagliardi fA Mech I t may be hard for some people to understand me, but r look back at the recent midterms with fondness. It was my fir t experience with a university exam, and com- pared to my life right now, things were so much easier. During those two weeks of midterms, I didn't have any- thing to worry about. Honestly, there was only one simple thing on my mind: Panic! That's right, stark raving mad midterm panic. Judging from my fellow classmate and friends, they were almost unanimously experiencing the same thing. As midterms approached, I thought I was going to be fine. I was doing the assignments, passing all the quizzes and seemed to be understanding the material. I figured that I would have no problems with the upcoming exams; 1 mean, just how much harder than OAC can they be? I knew that as soon as I asked that rhetoric question some- one would prove me wrong. Well, not to get ahead of myself, but when that fateful Monday when all we frosh had our first midterm, 1 was feeling pretty good. All around me ] saw my friends seemingly falling apart with stress, laughing hysterically for no good reason, huffiing paper, cramming, and generally suffering from the pre- exam shakes. At the time] couldn't understand it. Well, the time came and we all stumbled off to our respec- tive examination rooms and wrote our first exam. Many of us entered that chamber of horror. with smiles on our faces but they were not there when we left. Looking blankly around the post exam desolation I saw many peo- pie with the same expression I wore. All the blood had drained from our faces, we stared blankly into space, we were completely drained. This is when] really discovered how much'harder university exams are than high school. Now, I joined in with my fellows and rejoiced in the sim- plicity of panic. Those two weeks passed in a blur of activity, studying, lack ot sleep, coffee, and examl>. Not only were we expected to write exams, we still had tures, classes, quizze. , and assignments. It was inconceiv- able. How were we supposed to survive that type of onslaught? As far as 1 know, all of the engineering fro1>h emerged from those two weeks alive. We are still here, breathing, drinking coffee like there is no tomorrow, and studying twice as hard as we did in September. This is what J am doing at least. Those exams made me realize that what was sufficient in high school will just not get you through university. I began the damage control. If I am to make it through this year I cannot have a repeat of the recent midtelm experience.l realized that it was time to re-exam- ine my study habits. And so, with this in mind r decided it would be a good idea to make an appearance at some of the study help ses- sions available. It is only a small investment in time and it can only be beneficial. Right after midterms there was a lunchtime help session designed for people just like me. They didn't really say anything that I hadn't heard before, there was nothing that 1 couldn't figure out myself. I guess that the midterms actually scared me into listening this time. First thing I vowed to start doing, [ was going to open the textbooks. Yes, believe it or not, reading the text- books will actually help your under, tanding of the mater- ial. Silly me, I was using them for door stop, paperweights, an? computer monitor stands. r figured that by just being around them I could learn by osmosis. How wrong I was. So I startl!d reading fhe textbooks, and they had the same information in them as the lecturt's. Stl'UJlgl" they also had examples and mOle detail than what can be covered in a short fifty minute lecture. Wow! I was amazed, the tex.tooo].,s actually complement the Thal's the thing though, they arl' a supph:ment to lhl! Ie ,- LUres, which arc another thing that we should lake time out of our busy schedule to attend. Lectures, the mainstay or ollr university education. If you arc like me, eight thirty is mighty cady to be attending a lecture. It\ HARD to get lip thal carly in the morning, bUl take my .Idvice on this one, go to )(!ctures religiously. We will be tested on material presented in lhe lectures, just as we discovered 011 the recent exams. another thing they told me at the study skills seminar, review the previ ous lectures' notes, and the textbook before the next Icc- ture. I knew that, but why should I bother? ['II remember the material. Unless you are some type of mnemonic or savant it is worthwhile reviewing the material. r have seen some people in my classes blessed with photographic 'memories, and unfortunately, I'm not one of them. There rcally is only one thing to do now that we are over halfway through our first term ... work. Armed with my fear-induced resolve, J am working like r have never worked before because my current marks just will not get me through. Will my new course get me better marks? Only lime willlell, and there is far too little of it left until finals. The I ron Warnor Friday, November 19, 1999
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Are You Socially Inept?? - Tania Bortolon 2A Civil O ver my short time here at Waterloo, I have found that engineers have been pegged as being socially challenged. Well, I think it's time that we put a stop to these vicious rumours! So here is a test for all of you who feel like you may fall into this category. Please take your time while thinking of your responses, as we don't want the results of this study to be skewed. Following the questions is a brief analysis of your social aptitude and some advice to help you reach your full social potential. I repeat: thi s is only a test. I. When at a party, a member of the opposite sex approaches, you: a) strike up a conversation and improvise some Shakespearean sonnets b) salivate uncontrollably and make wolf noises c) begin to hyperventilate. 2. When asked what you think about the advances of genetic engineering, you respond: a) "It is wrong for us mere humans to play God." b) "Ummm, donuts!" and make a run for the C & D c) by deriving a mathematical equation which shows that the human race was spawned from the same ape anyways. 3. When finding out that you failed your calculus midterm, you: a) go home and crack open your textbook along with that bottle of tequila you were saving for a rainy day b) recall that the Bomber staff are relying on your support to pay their tuition c) find yourself on the roof of Dana Porter, threatening to become an ansie 4. Tn a discussion of ethics and engineering, you a) Try to impress others with your ideals and insights b) Grab the nearest keg, drain it and vomit on the speaker c) Find yourself getting a headache 5. How long do you spend studying for a quiz? a) I hour the night before the quiz to review the key ques- tions b) 6 hours - slept with the textbook under your pillow and you are a firm believer in learning by osmosis c) While dining with your professor, you get the answers to the quiz; but you choose to study for 3 hours anyways, ($($Rt5)5) . ~ \ U Reasons to Trick 0 Andrea Martins lA Chern s o what were you doing a few Sundays ago? Catching up on assignments? Watching the Simpsons Halloween special? Out trick or treating? No way, you say? What do you mean trick or treating is just for kids? Have we gotten so mature and removed from our youth in the fast paced world of engineering to not have time to revisit our childhood? Trick or treating when you are nineteen in a student neighborhood is the best score for loot ever! We got lots of lollipops & candy plus we scored some other great goodies. Naturally when a student house is looking for something to give out, the first thing that comes to mind is - you guessed it - Star Wars pens 1 Other houses were pretty cool too. Their chi ll ed treats came in handy last weekend while watching the football game. The restaurants in the plaza were great places too. Not only did we get some candy, but we also got juice, matches, coasters and other goodies. Free food and dessert along with the cool pens from Kinkos all made the foolishness worthwhi le. Everyone likes to say that
The I ron Warrior Friday. November 19, 1999 just for fun 6. When you feel that your life kinda sucks, you blame: a) yourself and realize that you need to recapture that inner balance which has kept you chipper all this time b) your parents for being too cheap to buy condoms c) Bill Gates just because he's so gosh dam good-lookin' Results: A's - You're a pretty regular person. You are level-headed. You know how to work hard and how to have enough fun to keep you sane. So, what the hell are you doing in engi- neering?! Get out while you still can1 B's - The fact that you are so hard core frightens mo t people. The only reason you passed Kindergarten is that you excelled at nap time. There is no shame in shock ther- apy .... only free electricity. And for the' last time, I don't want to pull your finger! C's - There is no help for you. You are the lowest of the low I My advice would be to step out of your cubical, but realistically, it's not safe for people like you to be out in public. Remember, no one understands you like Captain Kirk. r Treat!! Waterloo Engineers have great spirit and love to have fun, but where were you that night? Every once in awhile, we should all take a brain break and act like a kid. Go get yourself a poodle skirt and some fluffy laffita and pop in your big band CD and dance. Spin around unti l you fall down, get up and do it again! This appJies to the guys too. You'll love the freedom that it brings. But most of all, remember to always nurture your inner child and feed it lots of candy. The Why was there only one washroom on the Starship Enterprise? (To be technical, it's model D from Star Trek: The Next Generation) By Stephanie Purnell lA Chem Stephen Burns lA Chemical u "So everyone get a chance to see Councillor Troy in the shower." Andy Auyeung 4A Electrical u "That's what transporters are for!" (think about it...) u --_..J No Photo Available Michael Kane 3B Electrical "The uniforms have built-in toilets." Claude Anderson & Lesley O'Hagan . lA Chemical "The designer was a U of T grad!" Lest We Forget Andrew Lin
lA Chern L ast Thursday, November 11, 1999, a brief but memorable ceremony was held in the foyer of CPH, just outside of POETS. Like any most other Rememberance Day assemblies or ceremonies, the pur- pose was to stop for a moment and remember the hun- dreds of thousands of Canadians who died fighting for freedom, be it ours or that of other nations. Not wanting to be late, I rushed into the area at 10:40, hoping to catch the inlital preparations of the event. To my surprise, nothing seemed out of the ordinary: the usual students were chatting around the tables, other were relax- ing inside POETS, the EngSoc Office wasn'l even extra- ordinarily busy. Maybe this wasn't as large an event as I thought it would be. I waited and waited, until almost 11:00. But five minutes before that, the foyer erupted into activ- ity. A contingent of poppy-adorned students walked in with decorations and preparations. And I noticed an abnormal concentration of elderly folk. Apparently, some were faculty members, others were from the legion, and even Dean Chaudhuri showed up just before II :00. Within a matter of five minutes, the foyer was now filled with no less than 100 people. They ritual began with the story of "Sadako and the 1000 Paper Cranes." During the reading, paper cranes of all sizes were distributed around the crowd; there was more than enough for everyone. Following that came "Flanders Fields," and I minute of silence was introduced by an appropriately solemn rendition of "The Last Post," played by trumpeter Chris Deck.. It was over before I knew it, and I almost missed the pur- pose of the simple ceremony. As was mentioned by one of the student speakers, the horror of wars spreads through the land and even through time, to effect everyone. Few of us have close relatives who are actually veterans of World War 1. However, there have been many wars since, and most of us know someone who has been affected in some way, by war. It causes pain and suffering, death, econom- ic crises, environmental damage, yet none of those rea- sons have deterred the human race from further warfare. It is unfortunate that so many lives have been snuffed out while they were fighting for freedom. But it is more unfor- tunate that many more Jives will probably be lost ill future
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Mat Pigozzo covered a lot of ground in a hort time, but was still able to keep the talk light and keep her audience's attention with occasional witty remarks. study know won't diminish appreciably once we' re out the door and into the 'real world'. As such, Duxbury stressed that it is important to maintain a balance in life between work and other activities. 2B Mech N ovember 11, 1999: South Campus Hall was vis- . ited by many distinguished individuals from the engineering community, including prominent business peop.1e from both local and international corpo- rations and many UW alumnists, faculty and students. All had come to participate in the 24th Annual Engineering Awards Dinner. The event was held in the Festival Room which was elegantly decorated for the occasion. Following an excellent meal, those in attendance were addressed by the evening's keynote speaker and UW Chemical Engineering Alumnist Dr. Linda Duxbruy. Duxbury spoke of the importance of developing good peo- ple skills, especially communication. She related that job security was a thing of the past, the new job security comes from remaining a value to the company, Duxbury call ed this employability, and that a company that was willing to invest in you to keep you employable would - upon graduation - be a preferrable job to that of a compa- ny that paid a good salary. Money is important, but should not be the only factor in a career decision, Duxbury stat- ed. Dr. Duxbury aslo noted other trends that have changed from her generation, the time of the baby boomers, and even from the intermediate generation, the generation 'X'ers, to what Duxbury refered to as today's 'Nexus Generation' (those currently in there twenties). She noted that today's graduates are much more mobile than in the past. It is not uncommon to completely switch jobs, even career fields every few year . She also noted, with cha- grin, that the belief many years ago was that by our time, the average work week would be 20 to 25 hours, which clearly has not happened. The long hours we spend in Following this, the award recipients came in front of the gathering to be recognized for their achievements. Despite the fact that this portion of the evening was done in a rather expeditious manner, the evening (which started with a 5:30 p.m. reception) didn't draw to a close until almost 11 :00 p.m. This of cour e should be expected; however, since there were over 250 awards to be given out for all manner of engineering activities. When all was said and done, the Dean's office put on a fantastic evening for all. Dr. Duxbury directed her ta lk towards the undergraduates who were present and attempted to provide some insight or direction on whallo expect in the workforce after grad- uating with an engineering degree from Waterloo. She stressed many important topics in her brief talk. Duxbury ENTRANCE SCHOLARSHIPS Engineering Entrance Scholarships: Kevin Au Laura Katherine Billing Gregory Boonstra Bernice Pui-Kay Chan Katie Chan Edward Chiu Seong Kook Choi Michelle Lorraine Clausi Benjamin Earl Cottrell David Gordon Craig Garth Stewart Cressman Christopher John Deck Jeffrey Deloyde Daniel Cabral Francisco Joseph Brennan Fung Nick Navjit Gill Alexander Gutfraind Kazuyoshi Hao Pasan Chan kama Hapuarachchi David Havrlant Jeffrey Alan Henry Daniel laboni Michael Sean Jarrett Melanie Suzanne Kapogines Adam Jonathan Kaufman Tamanna Koovarjee IlIan Jo Kramer Derek Ku Melissa Lao Annette Lo Kristin McClement Dylan McGuire David Christopher Meyers Keith Bertrand Moggach J ames Morris Nowinski J..JU,,,",,>,,v Evgeny Osovetsky Y Ouyang itel Systems Corporation Entrance Scholarship Yang Shen Canadian General-Tower Scholarships in the Environment Stephen M Lockwood Carl A. Pollock Engineering Scholarship Derek Paul Bartens Mellie Chow Douglas Anthony Groen Mark Nowinski Jody Lynn Parrack Kathleen A Waller Michael Andrew Zongor Savvas Chamberlain Scholarship Supriyo Sinha Colonel Hugh Heasley Engineering Scholarship Jeffrey Paul Friesen Dr Sidney Blair Scholarship in Geological Engineering Janet Louise Daly Hong Kong Alumni Association Entrance Award Connie Man-"'Fung K wan Leslie Klein Engineering Entrance Scholarship Sachin Kishore Agrawal J P BickeD Foundation Chemical Engineering Entrance Scholarship Stephanie McCarthy
The Iron Warrior Friday. November 19. 1999 The I!on Warrior would like to recognize the effOJts of all the award nominees and recipients and express congratulations to them for their accomplishments. Each should be proud of what he or she has acheived. Mrs. Umra Vati Goyal Memorial Scholarship Angela Patricia Ross Motorola Engineering Scholarship Darren T R Wu Ontario Professional Engineers Foundation Entrance Scholarship Janette Hing Yan Chu Jeffrey Russell Rambharack Shell Canada Engineering Entrance Scholarship Dall as B Card UW Nortel Networks Institute Scholarship Kseni a Golod Nahid Harjee Yen-Pin Hsiao Joyce Yui Si Kwong David Langen James Lee Sau-Yan Keith Li Jennifer Marshall Grzegorz Prazmo Kuo-Feng Tong Yi Hang Wang Samuel Wan-Kay Wong Wiegand FoundationlCMSF Scholarship Christopher Cowperthwaite Waterloo County Entrance Scholarship Simon Panasiewicz Jeffrey Robert Paulitzki Waterloo County Special Scholarship Martha A Lenio Arun Patel Andrew Moonseok Song Roxana Trofin WORK TERM REPORT AWARDS First Year Engineering Nova Chemicals (Canada) Ltd Amy Gohn Sandford Fleming Foundation Teodor Dabov Michael Houghton Sir Casimir Stanislaus Gzowski Colin Byrne WaLter Runge Sebastian Viatus Faculty of Engineering Institute for Improvement in Quality and Productivity Jamie Ameer Ally Chemical Engineering Dow Chemical Canada Stephanie Gome Civil Engineering Sandford Fleming Foundation Mark Schmidt Computer Engineering Networks Corporation Alok Aggarwal Electrical Engineering George Dufaul{Award (SFF) Remona Ba ur Motorola Canada Limited Fred Huang Rockwell Automation Michael Habicher Environmental Engineering (Chemical) Sandford Fleming Foundation Robert Griffin S. C. Johnson & Son Limited John Culligan Environmental Engineering (Civil) Sandford Fleming Foundation Sean Avery Geological Engineering SNC-Lavalin Engineers & Constructors Maya Malik Mechanical Engineering Babcock & Wilcox Canada Ltd. Lindsay Ruth Derrah Procter & Gamble Inc. Eric Powell Systems Design Engineering Inco Limited Allison Keens Sandford Fleming Foundation Julie Agar SA. TDFORD FLEM!. TO Foe, ' DATlO, T AVoARDS Technical Speaker Competition "Hnner Phillip Ronald Kaye Technical Speaker Competition Departmental Nominees Michael Ang Mohammed Amirali Samji I DlVIDUAL SCHOLARSHIPS & AWARDS Albert Sherwood Barber Medal Matthew Aaron Cervi Andersen Consulting Scholarship John Andrew Ouckenberger Architel Systems Corporation Scholarships in Engineering Rocky Lo J P Bickell Foundation Scholarship for Chemical Engineering Students Jesse Huebsch Michael Jeremiah Learnen Canadian Society for Chemical Engineering Silver Medal Award Christopher Paul Williams The Canadian Society for Mechanical Engineering Gold Medal Craig Albert Pilkington M Champness Memorial Award Ross Gilbert . Sarah Louise Mee Consulting Engineers of Ontario Scholarship Andrea Lynn Brown Delcan Scholarship in Memory of Charles E DeLeuw Ryan Neil Vanderputten Doreen Brisbin Award Adrienne Y Law Sara Ng Dow Canada Scholarship Shannon Carol Fehr Randy Duxbury Memorial Award Sara Ng English Language Proficiency Prize David Gordon Craig Vasudave Daggupaty Justin King-Fung Liu Fluor Daniel Canada Inc Scholarship Katherine Elizabeth Curry Minsuk Ji First Year Engineering Prizes Fung Ling Chiu Jo-Anne Tjng Forging Industry Association Assistantships . Steven Fyke John Deere Limited Scholarship Jonathan Vandersteen John Fisher Award for Leadership Sarah M. Davies George Dufault Medal for Excellence in Communication Larissa Karine Sorensen Gerry Heckman Scholarship Fund Peter Pui Lok Ang Alexander Edward Bond Aziz Shallwani Governor General's Canada Scholarship in Environmental Engineering Wend) Lynne Bmnt Derek Roger L) Ian L Matthew Jeremy Robert Steffler Karen Mark cholarship Meli a Bond Keith Carr Memorial Award Sara Ng David Allen Spira Ontario Power Generation Award Lind ay Ruth Derrah Ontario Professional Engineers Academic Achievement Gold Medal Michael Hung-Yiu Chan Ontario Professional Engineers Foundation Upper Year Scholarship Jacky Chan Katherine Anne Hoye David Francoi Huynh John Matthiesen Eun- Young Christina Park Nuno Miguel Valente Simoes Landy Aaron Toth Karen Wong Zhan Huan Zhou PMCSierra Incorporated Scholarship in Engineering Mark Andrew Smith Professor T Prasad Award Vinday Patel Shell Canada Limited Scholarship Martin Anthony Haalstra Jennifer Motuz Society of Chemical Industry Merit Award Jeremy Robert Steffler Sony Science Scholarsbip Fund Landy Aaron oth Welding Product Manufacturers Association of Canada Scholarship in Memory of Mike Cherry Elliot Jeremy Biro Wiegand Foundation David Charles Clegg John Matthew McAsey Cuddihy Emily Jane Ramona Thorn Jack Wiseman Award Neil James Barrows W. W. King Scholarship Chrislopher James Abraham Mark Chien Theresa Madeleine Cooke Auriel Nasan Manolson Alexander Pak David R Pritchard Clara Ching Yee Tang Naomi Sie-Wan Wong Douglas T. Wright Award Qing Guo Marshall Hoching Ho Paul Richard Johnson FACULTY UPPER YEAR SCHOLAR- SHIPS Chemical Engineering .Marc Aucoin Jesse Huebsch Sumit Kundu Michael Jeremiah Leamen Christine E. Liljalehlo Lincol Yu-Ling Lin Peter A. Martens Kelly Hugh Plett Christopher Paul Williams Civil Engineering Jerem) le\en Alan tan I 'Y Tz Kit l ' g Warr nAllen Pol1ocl Craig hawn Walker Fai zal Computer Engineering 10k ggarwal Peter Pui Ang Tennille Maria Brown lan Kin Chan Mi hael Hung- Yiu Chan R. mireh. an Khandani Scan Da" id Labcre Eun-Young Chri . tina Electrical Engineering Matthew Aal'Oll Cervi Jacky Chan Glenn Edward Ru. ell Cowan Stephen Bruce Docking YiWei Jiang Michael Richard Kane Michael Lynch Alexander Werner r Joey K Shah Mark Andrew Smith Houhao Wang Environmental Engineering (Civil) Ahren Thomas Britton Andrea Elizabeth Brookfield Brian Timothy Horgan Melissa Mastrangelo Tara Marie Smook Fayme Alexandra Taylor Environmental Engineering (Chemical) Andrew Bell Andrew Davi d Henderson Derek Roger Lycke Kevin Gregory Mumford Caroline Nicole. Page Jeremy Robert Steffler Geological Engineering Caroli ne Eli zabeth Amyot evin ward enlon Ryan Robert Lyle Jasen Robillard Jame Vlasblom Mechanical Engineering avid Braun Andrea Lynn Brown Trevor Dale Brum Robert Andrew Dckker Minsuk Ji Karim Mohamed Jamal Kanji Michael Theodore Kiers Joel Claude Joseph Lambert Hin Kwan Janel Liu Julian Thomas O'Flynn Craig Albert Pilkington Landy Aa.ron Toth Systems Design Engineering Chri lopher Jamc Abraham Calvin Chun-Kil Chow Maneesh Kumar Gupta Ehab Tahir Erick Willi am Vandeweghe SPECIAL AWARDS Sandford Fleming Foundation Teaching Assistantship Award Luigi D'Agnitlo Jason Foster Andrea Linton Ian Stokes-Rees Tim White Governor General Gold Medal Hoan Huu Pham The Paul Niessen-Cominco Medal Laura Mammoliti Outstanding Achievement in Graduate Studies Designation D(!HIl Everett Palm 'r University of Waterloo Alumni Gold Medal Parker 8. Mil ' hcll University of Wilt 'rloo Alumni Master's Gold Medal Dean Everctt Palmer The ron Warrior Wants OU!!! FINAL ISSUE: There will be one 11nal issue of o.e Iron Warrior this term, so get your submissions in soon! Submissions (of any type) are always welcome! Fina] Issue: published Friday, December 3, 1999 Deadline for Submissions: Thursday, November 25 The next issue of the IW will, among other things, be looking at where UW and engineering have come from over the past forty years and how things are looking for the future. The Iron Warrior Friday. November 19, 1999
Nick G. 78 Astrology Aquarius (January 21-February 18): I want to tell you a s"to{y a little boy who tried to trick his f 'ends . n givi1lg him more than he deserved. , l)l that much to the story. He's gone r:WI: fh r ab6ut it. Let that be a lesson: don't t and trr6k anybody. You end up only fooling yourself. Pisces (19 February-March 20): That little voice keeps talking to you. Listen to it for once. It might heI P/i6lP. You may seem reluctant, but the a . e'g!}ltn 111 only benefit your situation and hel . ... re you want to be. Now, if it tells don't listen to it. Common please You'll only end up hurting someone below. Aries (March 21-April 20): Put it all out on ;.1:te-l6l<le. What's there to lose? You can only go s f 'n s safe all the time. Stretch out and take m ris s. You'll not only feel energized, but also re ull of life than you have ever been before. Ma re to use some judgement - at the end of the day, stupid risks still end up being stupid. Gemini (May 22-June 21): As you look at your current life, lying in sham- bles around YO\1(, feet, the insignifi- cance of in your life. You try to pull it a success. You find yourself sit J g a l<)i at has magically appeared be . Ot:r;-t5On ring the unponder- able for a moment unt" e spider comes up and bites you on the leg which wakes you up and you realize it was all a dream. Or was it? you on your way up and take a moment to thank them. You'd be sur- prised how willing they'll be to continue helping you out. Leo (July 23-August 23): As you continue the forest of life, you continue focu small little creatures that scurry I !;' tjlhe to take a step back and look You keep missing the bigger Yo ha.: ....J eep understanding of the finer details, but you aven't a clue where It all leads. Now's the time to find out. Virgo (August 24-September 22): Your life is buzzing with activity. With all the com- motion, you w who's doing what around you. give off the impres- sion that yo a y what's going on. Don't lose that ai e and experience. It can sometimes prove more powerful than the actual knowledge you pretend to possess. Libra (September 23-0ctober 23): As I it and ur life. I notice one thing that is con . teAf1v-..:misl iAg. J,t keeps holding you back from . ind thi mi sing link and reach the only one able to hold yourself back. So stop it! Scorpio (October 24-November 22): People keep turning to you for inspiration and advice. You .feeL-comered and are trying to find something a -I d attention away from you. Don't cow , lJ1e SI'Ollight you have earned and de er i and the attention that you're rec . 10 g'" .; If you don't embrace it, people wil} find a more accomodating recipient for their admiration and you'll miss it when it's gone. Sagittarius (November 23-December 21): Drained, so drained. Is there anything left inside that can be salvaged an e r some good? Keep looking; deeper and"..dee . side. There's a small glimmer of he ealize that you've shed the exteri at ened you for such a long time. Now the real' you can come out. Just be your- self and those who really care for you will accept you for who and what you really are. Capricorn (December 22-January 20): Selfart der. Westert mit hoset inort stirp sfd"fO!)l6'StiQ r feltor hiser master amer betup in *ew.)iji d apo masing boster basling. 6'tt ':.zubark losa misa bister. Yusting unUi.;ta kid kerup juf yug. Glup mit L_quener Vlst las homing vedas ela berusterab. Frosh Week or Frosh Days? Helping to prevent a sacking of Frosh Week Charles Bergeron ---0 28 Systems A t a recent meeting of the Federation of Students COllncil, I proposed that the FEDS formally endorse the position that Frosh Week should remain as it is. 1Wo weeks prior, some University of Waterloo adminis- trators proposed that the start of classes in September be moved up by a few days. The rationale for the change was to allow for a longer break for the holidays. This could be a potentially good thing in the sense that I would have more time to do my last minute Christmas hopping. To . do so; however, would also jeopardize the integrity of the week-long Fro h Week that has been an institution at the Univer ity of Waterloo for decade .. To move up the start of lectures would mean either a Frosh week beginning before Labour Day when many Frosh Leaders are up their work terms, or else the replacement of Frosh Week with a couple of 'Frosh Days' . Both of these options were clearly not acceptable to engi- neering undergrads as demonstrated at this term's third meeting of the Engineering Society. Students across this campus are often deemed to be apa- thetic. But Frosh Week is the one time in the year when students can be found all over campus cheering, chanting and having fun. It is a prime example of how the University of Waterloo community stands strong and proud. Frosh and leaders get to know each other and form long- lasting friendship. Without the Frosh .Week we know, students would miss out on the entire social aspect of going to university. Thus, it is unacceptable to see the current format of Fro h Week destroyed. This issue is not one that has gone on very long. Although the administration's propo al has been called off for the time being, no permanent commitment has been made. So this issue may very well resurface soon. As a matter of fact, it is typical for bureaucracie to float an idea around in the months leading up to a final announcement to gauge the level of opposition. Therefore, we must take a firm The Sandford Fleming Foundation CPH 4306 888-4008 Luigi D' AgnllIo nmWhlte Chemical Engineering CIvil Engineering stand now. Frosh Week has undergone enough changes already. As a member of the FEDS Council, I am dedicated to ensuring that Frosh Week not be tampered with, and am prepared to work with you to ensure that we greet our Frosh in the manner we do so well. Waterloo Campus Activities sff@dean Ian Stokes-Reea JaaonFo ..... Andrea Unton Electrical and Computer Engineering SyRIm8 Design engineering
Y_1 EngIneerIng 0/ tIu I 999SanJ/o,J J,Lming J.o""Jati04 J.ac/u,., Awuri Funding for this award oomee from englll88ltng IIudent contributions and depends on them for continuation . The lIon Warrior Friday. November 19 1999 en Melissa Bond President H ey everyone! I hope you are having a great term. It sure is flying by. For most of you,. the November project/assignment crunch is now occurring, so try not to get too stressed. (A great stress reliever: the Brunny trip!). I will quickly fill you in on what I have been up to lately. Sanford Fleming Foundation soc re award for out tanding laboratory technician. The Sanford Fleming Foundation offers a lot to engineering students, so be ure to check out awards and other forms of financial assi tance they provide. Engineering Awards Dinner The Engineering Award Dinner al 0 took place on ovember I I. It was very impre sive to ee the many frosh that received entrance scholarship. There were also many students that received upper year cholarships, so don't worry fro h: even though you failed the Calculus and Physics n;idterms, your marks WILL increase as you move through school. Congratulations to all the award winners! ort PEO Experience form filled out on your next work term. The Big Chill: Friday, January 14,2000 A brand new event is going to happen for the first time on Friday, January 14, 2000. It is called 'The Big Chill' and it will tak place in the Student Life Centre. The SLC will be hut down for the night, for a huge party. It wiJl con- i t of different kind of music and entertainment for all taste . The bottom floor will mo. t likely be a dance club (remember Monte Carlo Night?) and will (hopefully) be licensed. The Bomber and Ground Zero will be open as well, and there will be a jazz band, hip-hop, eightie Iretro, the works. It i an event open to ALL faculties. I know most of u wi 11 be on work term, but if you are in the area, check it Ollt! It should be a great time. I attended the Annual General Meeting of the Sanford Fleming Foundation on November 11. There is some good news from the meeting. Over the next year, the Foundation will look into possibly sponsoring more scholarships and awards. This is great news for us stu- dents, since our tuition now sits at over $3000 per term. The Foundation is also looking at increasing the number of teaching assistant awards, as well as introducing an PEO Experience The Engineering Society is currently looking at methods to keep track of all PEO information for engineering stu- dents. We would like to try to digitize all the information, and keep it stored in a large database. Therefore you will not have to worry about keeping your PEO Experience form in a safe place for four years, we can keep it for you in the Engineering Society office. Remember to get the Well, that' all from me for today. Have a great day, and be sure to stop by the Waterloo Christmas Parade (November 20th) and hop on the Engineering float! Jenny Mitchell VP External Hi Everyone' First of all, CCES delegates have been chosen! Dave Clegg, Arthur Law, and Andrea Martins and I will be rep- resenting Waterloo at this year's conference in Winnipeg. Secondly .... FROSH!!! Don't forget to apply to FYIC! (First Year Integration Conference). I'm taking applica- tions until November 24th (notice the deadline change) for 4-stream frosh only! 8-stream frosh can still apply, but the A-Soc VP-X (Micah Potechin) will be choosing these delegates! teams)! Pick up an application in the Orifice. The cost is $75 for each team member attening - which includes your hotel and food for the weekend. This event is always a fun time, and a great way to meet fellow engineers from across the campus. Well, that's all from me .... any questions??? You can reach me at ja2mitch@engmail. Have a great weekend every- one! Smiles, Jenny I'm busy right now, packing and getting things together for ESSCoFIQ! It promises to be a great weekend and I'll let you all know how it goes. Anyways, time is short so I'll keep this short too .... just a few reminders for everyone! Lastly, ESSCO'LMPICS APPLICATIONS are due by November 24 also!! The Olympics are held at the end of January (so make sure you'll be able to get to Toronto on our workterm fore signing op! rgn Op<lS team or . as an individual (1 will do my best to match individuals to VP-Internal Alex Matan 2B Elec VP-Internal Aron Levitz 3B Meeh A s the weeks fly by at speeds which would make most plane pilots jealous, we see that inevitable brick wall laying directly in front of us. A brick wall we like to call finals. But what is life if not a series of enjoyable obstcales such as finals to make our daily lives interesting. Well as your VP-I's it is our job to make sure that you have a comfortable approach to these obstacles, and thaL your seats and trays are in the unpright position. So the question is what do we have planned in the next little while, and will it be more palletable than your normal airplane served Chicken Kiev? The answer is yes! Semi-Formal: Nov. 20th Well by the time you read this Semi will be tomorrow. So get your tix if there are any left, $12 in advance and $15 at the door. Enginuity: Nov. 24th Come out at lunch and dazzle us with your IUdden tal- ents at making hockey pucks into yo-yos and paper boats Tal-Eng: Nov. 26th Show off your ability to play the Banjo while standing on your head while balancing plates on your feet and whistling the backstreet boys, or maybe an even more mundane talent. Contact Tania BortIon if you want to put an act in at: trnbortol@engmail.uwaterloo.ca MudBowl: Nov. 27th So singing ain't your thing, show us your braun in this Engineering fall classic. Full contact football at its rel - ative best. EOT: Dec. 3rd The last pub of the term at POETS, come out and see the end of term video. If you are interested in seeing some more events or anything else at alllhat we haven't thought of yet just drop us an e-mail, me (being Aron): alevitz@engmail or Alex: amatan@engmail, or come out and ee us every Monday night at the Mongolian Grill Martini Bar at A.A. Night from 8:30-IOpm. While J have an open forum and your complete atten- .tion I would like to throw a few thank-you and well dones out there. First of all to all the directors who have been doing an exceptional job this term and making mine and Alex's life quite enjoyable. I would also like to express appreciation to Caroline Page and Alison Kudelka for setting up an exceptional Rember8Jlce Day ceremony. I would further like to thank-Chris Deck and 1 A Comp for their contrbutions to the ceremony. So without further ado - and rambling - I will land this article. (Sorry the whole plane analogy has been taken a bit too far.) There are exits to the front and back of the plane: please leave all your belongings as is and file out quickly ... Oh yes, b-bye and have a nice day. Ryan Stammers VI' It won't be farewell Access for a while .. A fter the disappointing collapse of the development of CECS.Online, the next generation co-op computer sys- tem, it looks like old Access will he relied upon through the year 2000. After the strain on Access this term, expect enhancements to be in place early next year that make the sys- tem usuable by more lhan 90 students. For more information stop by CSAG meetings Wednesdays 4:30 NH Employer Lounge. Freeze my pumpkins ... If you missed the Luition freeze event on November 9th, please drop by the Orifice and fill out a Tuition Freeze postcard to be delivered to the Board of Governors. Going the distance ... In [mprint (Nov. 12), ) wrote a letler to the editor tJlat renects the sentiments that a lot of you have been expressing about the unfair differential fees that Engineering students pay for Distance Education. If you feel strongly about the issue I urge you to let people know about it by communicating with myself, Board of Governors members such as Christine Cheng, our Senator, Sanjay Kulkarni, etc. The Iron Warrior Friday. November 19. 1999
- ---- --------- q{ tB (ast from the 'lW s Past The Iron Warrior takes a reflective look back at what life was like on campus many years ago. This is a histori- cal perspective and as such, no editorial censor- ship of the con- tent of selected material has occured (beyond that of the origi- nal editor). A Sophisticated Tool for t he Professional Engineer PC-1403 *Matrix operation * Instant BASIC comma.nd keys for simp e programming* 8KB RAM fOf memorizing 18 p-rograms and 6.878 steps*26 memories University of Waterloo Book Store November 1986 Reprinted from: The Iron Warrior: Dear Engineers: K-W's most respected name in IBM compatible hardware (waitronics, l.e.) is "ffering UW students true 80286 based computing power at a price Lhat you could not previously dream of. A price so shame- fully low that no sensible engineers (upon completion o[your UW degree) would pos- sibly resist. For a stinking $1699 of your ha.rd earned workterm money you can get a box that run94 L08 times faster than an IBM PC/ XT, a box that runs np to 66% faster thart an IBM PC/ AT. A box that is truly IBM compatible. Never before can you buy so mu.:h .;on,- po'i", power for 80 Ht'" money. Never before have we offered such huge discounts on our products. At this price you've got to be out of your mind if you still want to buy a PC/ XT or compatibles. $ -
Here's what you let fOJ: 80286 CPU 6/ 8 MHz 512K RAM 1.2 meg high density drive 220W power supply AT style keyboard & case Full 1 year warrartty on parlll artd labour September 1986