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Fuck Democracy; Do As I Say!
(The Election Issue)
Marc !!T<laster" RisdaJe
Kim "Tequila P one Booth" Farwell
Layout and New Darts King
Andrew "Hand Blender" Chan
Offenses
COlin ' Waffle Iron" Young
Darkroom Troll
Scott "Ice Crusher" Chandler
Advertising God
Greg 'Can Opener" Yardley
Pretty Pictures
Tracey "Juicer" Bellehumeur
Not the Arts Correspondent
Heather "Garburator" Haallaldsroo
Former Darts Champ
Chris "Mini Vae Debrusk
Big Bag O'Wrfters
Steve "Cheese Slicer" Codrington
Colin ''G'insu Knife" Hung
Kim "Chocolate Dicer" Jones
WEEF "Percolator" Morton
Marlin "Trifle Bowls" Zagorsek
Mike Pass mayer
Dan "Air Popper" Kleswetter
Amy Alfred
Anne Bridgeman
Alison Pearse
KevIn Wrfght
Amy McCleverty
Claire Anderson
Greg Carll
Kevin Perry
Peter Roschke
Dave Thompson
Liz Peace
Miles Sherman
Indy
Prof. H.W. Kerr
Tophe
Chris Williams
Trevor Ball
Dave Hitchcock
Apolo.a1ttt
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THE END OF THE UPCHUCK!
I fear the end is here. This is my last opportuni-
ty to write to you as president. The next time you
read the Iron Warrior my role as President will be
oomplele. I realize that this role is not one of
worldly importanre, but it has meant a great deal
to me in the past sixteen months.
I've failed, fouled, fried, hustled, schemed,
tried, laughed, danred and cried. I realize that I
did not accomplish all that I wanted to, but I feel
some sense of accomplishment for the things that
have gone well.
On the day this paper is published,the Eng Soc
Elections Campaign will be one week old. I
would like to ask that evel)'one not only review
the campaigns of tOO3e involved, but vote, and
get your entire class to vote.
I would like to thank all the candidates for
steppingfOIward to serve theSociety. You are a
brave and courageous (maybe crazy) bunch for
wanting to do so.
In of executive positions, I will say,
with all honesty, that this position has not low-
ered my marks at all. As Rob McGeachy likes to
say: "when you get busy, you stay busy." How-
ever, this statement isn't as impressive when read
next to my transcript My marks have never been
great, but I'll take a 'B' and a life any day. The ex-
periences this position has presented have been
outstanding and rare.
PAUL PLUMMER NOMINATIONS
I will be ao:epting nomina tions for Eng Soc's
highest award, the Paul Plummer Award from
now until December 1. The award is named after
Paul Harlick, an active member who met an un-
timely death. The award recognizes outstanding
Eng Soc partidpation over the recipient's years at
UW. Please Email me at SBCODRlN@CIVIL.
Read about it on your watstar acounl
FROSH SURVEY
Stephan Schwweighofer et al. have assembled
a survey to solid t the froshs' opinion of Frooh
week. It's a simple ronrept that's long overdue.
For a long time I've wondered how well we
have served the needs of the first year students in
our introductory week; soon we shall all know.
The SUlVcy was initiated at the last Eng Soc
meeting and will be ready fordistnbution shortly.
The sUJVCY will consist of approximately five
questions to be tabulated. by compu Ier (in a for-
mat similar to course critiques). The survey will
be taking place during one of the first year labs (a
second reason to attend your labs fresh - OK,
maybe the first ... )
The SUlVey will be reviewed by two facul ty
members, by request of the Dean before distribu-
tion. I would like to wish Schwag (and whomev-
er) the best ofluck and thank him (them) in
advance for a job well done.
KEEP THE POLICY MANUAL REVISIONS COMING
'Smiling' Jackie Dragert red note: Eduxm1s?]
would like to thank all those that have submitted
manual revisions. Several revisions are still out-
standing and should be rompleted shortly. All
directon; should give the manual a read in the
next few days. See Betty in the Orifice for details.
A CHEESY THANK You
I would not dare to ever use my position as
President to pedal cheESe. I will however take
this time to thank all those that have been sup-
porting the ooncrete toboggan cheese furrlraiser.
IX>n't forget to pick up your cheese in the Ovil
Engireering Study Room on
November 2h, 1933. I'll
spare everyone from a bla-
tant barllecue plug for this
thursdays ooncrete tobog-
gan barllecue, but I would
like it to be krown that you
can get great sausage for
under $201.
EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY
WITHIN ENG Soc
r am presently working
on a program to employ one
oo-op student part time with
the Engineering Society.
My plan in to seek back-
ingfromboth the Dean'sOf-
fice and Co-op. The position
would comprise one half of
the work week working on
projects for Eng Soc and one
half working for someone else on campus.
The program would actually be anopportuni-
ty for society members to complete projects the
present exocu tives (A&B) approve. Eligtble can-
didates would be Engineering Society students
familiar with the operations of Eng Soc. The can-
didates oould be reviewed by the Presidents of
both Societies, the Thml and rmm
If an individual is selede:i by this committee
they oould approach Profs for part time research
asc;istanceeb:.
This program is far from finalized. At this
point I have discus5ed it atone Eng Soc meeting,
with the Dean and with various Eng Soc mem-
bers. Please approach me with any suggestions
and concerns you may have with such a position
(please Email me@SBCODRlN@OVlL).
ENG SOC WATSTAR CONNECTIONS????
Eng Soc has a friend in the services of Colin
Cambell, Watstar Superhero. Colin has ap-
proached me with some great ideas and has real-
ly gone out of his way to help us. I realize there
are othen; involved here, but Colin really does
look after us. Keep an eye on the Watstar-Eng
Soc Connections in the future. Next time your in
the WatstarConsultingOffice,say Hi,and thanks
to Colin.
HOMECOMING WEEKEND
Wha t a Thank you to those responsible
for a great weekend. Personal highlights of the
weekend induded yet anothergrea t speech from
Dr James IX>wney at the Beer Tasting Event on
Saturday night, and the revival of the UWPreci-
sion Briefcase Drill (PBD) Team During half time
at the baskelball game on Saturday Night, several
members of 2A and 2B
Gvi1(Stressed) lead by Crazy Hank marched
their way into history. The briefcases were pol-
ished, the drills were precise and the symbolism
was heart wrenching! Congratulations!
The beer tasting event was interesting. I have
one oomplaint however: Is it fair to judge a beer
from a 2 oz sample?
The event was hosted by the Canadian Beer
author, Jamie MacKinnon. Mr Mackinon told a
great story of an American Brewmasler who sent
a sample of his prod uct to be sampled by a fa-
mous Gennan beer laboratory (that's what I call a
workplace). The sample was returned promptly
with a roncise evalua-
tion. The report read
"We are sony to tell
you, your horse has
diabetes."
Nine of Ontarios'
micro breweries were
represented. My per-
sonal favourites were:
Wellington County
Ale, Upper Canada
Dark Ale and Eisbock
of the Niagara Falls
Brewing Company.
Sadly enough,
Jamie was not im-
pressed With our
cheer: Beer is the cen-
ter of everything ....
He'll probably steel it
for his next book any-
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ANNOYING TURNKEY GUY
TIUs section of my spew has been written for
two weeks. BFD [ed n ote: Big Fucking Deal?L I
am. on my way home from a pointless discussion
with a 'turnkey desk, physics grad student, anti-
establishment, unrealistic, flake.' TIUs'plug start-
ed a two and a half hour argument with me by
stating that Engineering was bad because it re-
stricted students to selErl their electives from such
a narrow minded list of CSE's.
My first reaction is: "Bite me!" But no, I justify
his cracker jack, pre packaged opinion with a re-
sponse.
Lets say DICK had the opinion that Engineer-
ing was an evil place to spend five years (he prob-
ably was denied admission). This opinion was
based on the fact that DICK knew three people
that could not take the courses that they wanted
for electives. DICK was furthermore offended by
Engineering's suggestion that studio oourses are
unadvised. DICK is apparently another pseudo
anti-establishment weeny as he takes advisement
as GospeL I know a lot of strong people who go
against advisement. Some for the better, some for
the worse.
DICK feels that regardless of oourse selection
anyone should be able to call themselves an Engi-
neer if they took the required fifteen oourses, he
said fifteen - maybe a systems degree but.... .. Get
a grip DICK! I spent the next two hours trying to
explain to DICK why it's not important that toast-
ers are certified by philosophers, highway sys-
tems designed by finger painters, or that Com
Flakes undergo a quality assurance program de-
veloped by people who feel rather than think. So-
dety relies on Engineers to rome through with
the gcx:xis!
I feel that cultural pursuits are my personal re-
sponsibility. I do not, in fact, welcome a grade
being associated with my interpretation of partic-
ular examples of artistic mediums. In my opin-
ion, anybody that relied on a transcript stating
that they were cul lured is missing the point
Upon picking DICK'S brain for intelligent ma t-
Ier, I stumbled upon the following roncepts:
Why should students be expected to contribute
back to the society that pays their tuition?
Why should the Engineering Faculty decide
what constitutes an Engineering Degree?
Common dinner fish, and
how to Identify Them
#1: The Sole
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UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO
PLANT OPERATIONS
ENERGY MANAGEMENT
Amy Alfred
duding hallways and washrooms on an
Hammer and Screw
experimental 00sis. Energy efficient ballasts
led note: Com and Cheez)
and EXIT signs are being installed through-
[ed2 note: and more Com)
out the buildings as funding permits.
INTERNAL AIR QUALITY
AS part of my work term with Bell The in the return air of many lee-
Canada I had an opportunity to in- ture theatres are monitored in onier to r0n-
vestigate the eregy management trol the dampers for outside air. The
program right here at UW and trought amount of outside air entering the system
you might be interested. (outside air requires more energy to condi-
BACKGROUND tion) is set acoording to the room require-
An energy conservation program has ments based on total This system is
been in place sir.-:e 1m. The university is used for all dedicated classrooms with ded-
using 33% less energy than the base year icated fans.
(1m) and is the most energy efficient uni- HYDRO
versity in Canada by square feet based on All Hydro meters are duplicated with a
annual berrluna.rking. University of Waterloo meter to ensure ac-
The university has 4 700 233 gross ruracy. The university uses approximately
square feet of buildings, and the ca?lcity to $ 300 (XX) per month of electricity. The
generate 6 (XX) tons of air conditioning chillers are used at night to supercool the
(equivalent of making 6 (XX) tons of ice) per buildings when the Hydro demand is re-
day. duced.
CONTROLS Hydro costs are based on consumption
A Landis and Gyr energy management and demand. Desired set points for maxi-
system is employed throughout the uni- mum hydro load are calrulated and com-
versity, constantly monitored by computer, ?lred with the actual hydro load as
and controlled at the Central Plant T em- monitored. When the actual load ap-
perature, some lighting proaches 95% of the desired load an alann
and total hydro consumption for each is triggered and attempts to reduce the
building are moni tored and controlled. The load in that location are undertaken. Load
control system can trend any point to de- reduction attempts to bring the building
velop histories for analysis. The oontrol sys- back under 90% of the allowed load.
tern is programmed based on the room . Everyone in plant operation; is involved
schedules. in an effort to continuously improve ener-
LIGHTING gy management activities on behalf of the
Occupancy sensoIS which control light- university Iaculty and students.
ing are being utilized in low-traffic areas in-
LIFE, OTHING
and WHATEVER
Miles
ICK, TICK, TICK
Tune passes, sometimes at the ?lce of a
tortoise, bu t usually it seems that the speed
of light is a more accurate measure. I put
down my bowl of Cheerios (Honey-nut)
and lean back in my chair. Almost two and
a half months have paS'led by since the first
day of classes and 1've accomplished noth-
ing of real Significance. I'd place a good
wager that there are a good many out there
in a similar boat Sure, sweat has dripped
on a few mid-terms, projects and labs have
been completed with no time to s?lTe,
maybe even a job has been secured for the
winter or summer (here's to 4th years), but
the world keeps turning, days continue
passing and situations remain relatively
unchanged.
If you're not careful, life by and
you haven't even enjoyed the ride. It is a
sincere, personal belief of mine that we are
placed on this planet, within this vast uni-
verse, to accomplish something. For some
this may mean securing that all important
job and earning six figures by the age of
thirty. For others, a more idealistic view is
upheld: serve mankind in some facet or
other. Aspirations are fantastic! They sup-
ply us with the fuel to keep the kettles
burning. Without some focus, there doesn't
seem much pointto anything. Even if goals
are transfonned or modified over the
years, it is import ant to decide what you
want out of life and as one retailer tells us:
"Just IX> Itf"
My dedsion to attend U of W was rather
spontaneous. I was completing the final
year of CEGEP (i.e. grade twelve and thir-
teen for the ROC) and I knew three things:
I was profident in the sciences, the sight of
blood turned my stomach and I enjoyed
the finer things in life (i.e. money). Medi-
cine and the Health Sciences were out and
pure research was not an option (m). En-
gineering seemed a logical step. I had,
however, the traveling bug and Europe
was on my agenda for the next year or so.
My parents tero to be slightly overly prcr
lective and were not to pleased at the
prospect of their eldest flying across the At-
lantic without the slightest concern for his
future. A deal was struck: Europe was a go,
but I had to apply to University for the
coming fall semester.
Being a rather bright lad, I developed a
plan so I could travel for as long a period as
I so desired. I decided to apply to only one
university: the best university for the pr0-
gram to which I held an interest I would
never be aa:epted.1 did not know a single
person at U ofW and had never seen the
campus, but what the hell, you only live
once.
lca11 myparentsinJWle ;
"Arrange a flight back to Canada for the
beginning of August. You're going to Wa-
terloo, you son of a gun, to join the Engi-
neers." I had an ultimate time in Europe
and Waterloo's been an experience to say
the least.
It's difficult to believe that more than
four years have paS'led since my first year
in Mechanical Engineering. It was proba-
bly the best decision of my life, even
though I had virtually no control over the
outcome.
FATE OR "NOTHING To Do ABOUT MUCH"
Fate is a mysterious and wondrous
thing. One has a limited amount of power
with respect to the outcomes of one's own
life. Decisions are made, but the results and
implications of each specific dErision is
never fully understood. An analogy can be
drawn between life and driving a car with-
out windows. You can tum the steering
wheel left or you can tum the wheel right;
either action oould be right, wrong or both.
The local tavem could be straight ahead or
you oould be heading into a wall. In life,
the choices aren't as clear as 'yes' or ' no' ,
'right' or 'wrong'. The best plan is to just
pop the gear into fifth and press on the ac-
celerator: thewoISt thing thatoould hap-
pen is the insurance company dishes out a
few thousand dollars ... but you might get a
beer.
1 try to open as many doors as I can
throughout my life and shove a block in
each one. Whether that signifies staying in
school, keeping in touch with former em-
ployers or staying on good terms with X-
lovers, I tend to not finalize too much. I
want to ensure enough options exist when
a change in life is inevitable so I don't have
to rely on any single person to lead me ina
given direction. I have no due what l'll be
doing next September let alone next centu-
ry, but I do find it a comforting thought
that I'm looking at a highway with many
off ramps rather than a fork in the road (or
a dead end for that matter).
Speaking of X's, my latest took anotrer
lover the day that I broke my hip. Just
something to contemplate over coffee
sometime.
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IlO! AIlo ! Well, by the time you
read this I oope there will have
been at least ONE person woo de-
cided to run for the pooition of VP-Finaoce
and I want to oongratuIate him or rer. If
there are more people running (which
would REALLY be nice) then I wish you
all good 1uck for the upooming campcrign.
If there is robody running, then r want 10
reiternte my assurances of last issue: the pb
ISN'T AS BAD as everyone makes it
sound.
Having said that, I really don't know
whatelsetosay.
smoothly. No government office IS looking
for me, no University department has
called, not even Steve or Chris DeBrusk are
after me. It's amazing how nice people be-
oome when they receive their cheques.
And on the subject of cheques ... if you
currently waiting for one, please be patient
rve got some projects due this week and
111 try and get your money to you by Nov.
22
Seeing as I really have nothing mud) to
report and since this is the serond last spew
111 ever write, I wanted to take this oppor-
tunity to thank all the members of the uni-
WuF
weEF Morton
$50 <XXI in oold hard cash, all to benefit
Waterloo engineers! A lottery win? No, an-
otter WEEP fording dedsion The fund-
ing Council, or most of it,
Thursday to oonsider a WIde vanety of pro-
pooaJs from engineering faculty, students
and staff. 40 proposals were discussed, to-
taling roughly $250 <XXI. (See last fW for a
list) The Council was then able to reach a
decision, fairly distributing the money
versity administration woo have helped
me over the past 16 months.
From the 1st Yearoffire:
Doreen; Thanks for all the work you did
and thanks for looking out for me. AIl of
Eng Soc misses you.
Karen: Thanks for putting up with my
"It's only Moroay" yell for 16 months.
Thanks for all the it's been fun
Groy: Thanks for letting me use the
typewriter & stuff and thanks for listening
to all my oomplaints about the stuff that
goes on arourd. here.
Sue: I've learned more about the univer-
sity rom you than from anyore else. It' s
always great to talk to you. for an-
swering my numerous question<;.
From the Graphics Lab:
Ken; Thanks for the typewriter and the
liquid paper
Don: Thanks for all the pkes
June: Thanks for answering all my ques-
tions about village and about my pro-
grams. Offi
From the Me:h . ce:
What else to be said. ,
Thanks for always being there; words can t
express the help you provide all of us
MEOi students.
From the Dean's Office:
Elaine: Without you 1 would have been
ensnared in the University's reel tape.
Thanks for helping me cut through.
As well, thanks to the people in the Fi-
nancia1, Payroll and Personnel depart-
ments. Without all of these people, I
wouJdn't !:fave passro.last term and I cer-
tainly wouJdo't have aa::omplished all that
I did. ,
One last thing ... to Savage, T11l1, Alan,
Colin, Rich, JP, Jason, Ogg, Ash, Ameet,
Warren, John, Rob, Ray, Stats and Andy .. .f
haven't forgotten about those 32 pies .. .fl1
get you back 'cause I know where you live
(plus I have a key to all your rooms). Hee
Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee ...
among departments, student projects and
of oourse, more oomputers. The Board of
Directors have limited student project
funding to 20% of the total funds, and this
requirement was met with apP:r:oximateIy
14% going towards student projects.
Thanks to the WEEF reps for their decision
and enjoy the benefit of YOUR endow-
ment As I referred to above, some WEEF
reps did not bother to attend tte voting
meeting. I am rot refening to thaie woo
oouIdn't make j t, they rontacted me and
voted ahead of time. The classes who were
not represented at the meeting are as fol-
lows. If you are in one of these cIag;es, you
might ask your WEEF rep why they Jet
you down.
3BGB) 3BCHEM
4A GEO 4A CHEM
As you're aware the EngSoc electiom
are now underway, and one of tte JXlS!- .
tions open is that of WEEF This IS
a challenging position, which a lot
of time however is very rewarding. Please
oon<;ider the candidates carefully and select
the one you oonsider best able 10 manage
YOUR money.
WEDNESDAY NIGHT
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Kim Jones
3B Chemical
I
n some ways it. seems that thin&,> are
slowing down as the term oomes to an
end. Although it has been a very re-
warding time, I certainly am not gomg to
be sorry to pass on my title to .whomever
gets more votes in the upoorrung EngSoc
election
For those of you who read my last spew
and those of you who care, Alison Pearse is
unfortunately unable to attend tte CCFS
oonference in January due to work require-
ments. The fourth delegate was to be the
newly elected VP Extemal. I reached a .
happyoompromise: I asked both tte candi-
dates (Oaire Anderson, 3B ChE and Amy
McCleverty, 2B SD) for VP Extemal to at-
tend.
As you may have read elsewhere in the
last IW Waterloo's Eng Soc A is hosting
this s PEO (Professional Engineers of
Ontario) oonference from January 27th (in
the evening) to the 31st This year, the oon-
ference will be particularly informative, as
it will address the recent decision to change
our P.Eng. requirements .from years to
four. If you're interested m leammg more
about the PEO, if you want to meet and.
party with engineers from across Ontario,
or if you just want to find out what a oon-
ference is all about, here's your chance. You
don't need to have any Eng Soc experience
at all; you just need enthusiasm, interest,
and a willingness to write about your expe-
riences in the IW. Conference application
forms are in a manila envelope taped to the
back wall of the Orifice. Pick one up and
apply ASAP. . .
Getting off the ronference toPIC, the re-
rent Remembrance Day service in the CPH
foyer was well-attended. Special thanks to
Rob McGeachy for bringing the band, and
to Stephen Codrington and Dean Burns for
speaking. One oomplaint was brought for-
ward by a professor that the faculty was in-
sufficiently informed of tte event .
though the service was intended primarily
for the students, he exposed the important
issue of oornmunication between faculty
and students. .As a first step, the Iron War-
rior will be distnbuted to tte departmental
offices.
By the time this issue oomes to print,. tte
last Bridging the Gap lecture of term
will be over. This lecture senes, Intended to
expose engineering students to a of
non-technical issues, appomts a new direc-
tor yearly. If anyone is interested in TWl-.
ningitnextyear, talk to
entails or e-mail me at
Probably the toughest issue I've had to
deal with this term is how to hold an ap-
propriate and tasteful service for tte foUl'-
teen female engineering students who
were mw-dered on December 6th, 1989.
The Engineering Society discussed holding
the service in cooperation with the Gender
Issues Board, as A Soc did last year, but
found we were approaching the issue dif-
ferently. They want to use the to ex-
pose and address violence agamst
Although violence against women IS an ex-
tremely important topic, we simply want
to remember and mourn the victims of the
crime.
In the belief that each focus is important,
the Engineering Society, with the backing
of the faculty, will be holding our own .
memorial service on December 6th, which
is also the last day of classes. TIle service
will go from 12:45 to 1:15 in IX: 1350. A
candle lighting ceremony will ?e
formed, and brief addresses will be given
both by Oaire Anderson, an
ate engineer, and by Colleen Wmters, who
was an undergraduate engineer here at the
lime of the massacre, and who is presently
working in Admissions. A display will be
set up in POETS all day to provide a quiet
place to reflect and learn. Not
Forgotten" buttons will be available m the
Orifice and from your class reps as of Mon-
day, November 22. We request a voluntary
donation to Anselma House for the button
The service held by the Gender Issues
Board will be on December 3rd, and will
have AJ Baxter, Eng Soc's first female presi-
dent, as the keynote speaker. They also
plan 10 have a number of other speakers
from a variety of backgrounds to reflect on
the significance of the massacre.
Lastly, and on a much lighter note, good
luck to all the candidates in the Eng Soc
elections! Listen to wha have to say,
read their articles, make suggestions, but
above alI, get out and vote!
Representatives
Amy Alfred
Anne Bridgeman
Class Rep Advisors
C
lass reps are responsible for
class's activities, some of which
are: keeping tte class infonned,
attending Eng Soc meetings, running Eng
Week events, and motivating thewoole
class to get involved beyond academics.
This term, 63 individuals (and 1 fridge)
were elected to represent you, and we
would like to commend them for the
work they did. Oass parties,
midterm Batch parties at Mc.Gmrus, the
Assassination game, class phone lists,
oourse critiques, movie Hal-
loween activities and deoorations, and
Christmas lights are all examples of. dass
rep work this term. The elections will be
taking place soon for next term's class rep
positions (before your dass goes .on .work
term). Please keep this opportunity m
mind as it is a great way to be involved
with your dass and learn valw:b1e orga-
nizational and interpersonal skills.
AId to the 63 class reps, thank you for
the GREAT JOB this term. We especially
would like to give a big pat on tte back to
tte frosh reps fur getting involved in Eng
Soc SO quickly in their Waterloo careers-
best wishes for the next 4 years with hope
that they are even better. We for-
ward to seeing even more spirit next
term.
Engineering Society
Directorships
Spring 1994
A
Pplication fonns are available
in the Orifice and are due by
Friday November 26th at
3:00pm Please return rompleted ap-
plication fonns to Betty in the Orifice.
Detailed descriptions of these
positions are available in the
Engineering Society Policy Manual.
Just ask Betty to see it
Don't miss out on a pleasurable
experience!
EXTERNAL
Campus Wide Activities
Arrange events with otter societies
on campus and continually promote
community spirit with fellow
Waterloo students (however the
student feels is best).
Public Relations
Work closely with the VP External
in publicizing Engineering. Prepare
public press statements to promote the
work of the society and be available to
answer community concerns with
regards to the Engineering opinion on
various issues. Maintain close liaison
with other publications such as the
Gazette, Ou-onicle and Record.
Canada Day (2-3)
Organize and plan games for about
400 childern to be held on Columbia
Lake Fields on Canada Day. Solicit
Engineering Student volunteers to run
games on Canada Day and have a big
bash for all the volunteers after the
fireworks.
Ring Road Classic (2)
Run a huge bicycle race around and
on campus. Directors must arrange for
sponsorship, prizes, parade, permit
and more. You can include both road
and off-road categories, and even
work with charities to benefit the
community.
ESSCORep
Provide a liaison with the
Engineering Student Society
Conference of Ontario. Attending
awesome conferences can be joined
with this directorship.
Fed Rep
Be a representative of the
Engineering Society on the Federation
of Students CounciL Inform on the
Feds to Engineering Students.
Otarities (2-3)
Plan events such as plant sales or
Mastercard booths that will help
engineering students use their time
and abilities to benefit the community.
Each charities event should be fun and
exciting and involve as many people
as JXlSSible.
Fronbunners Programs (2)
Anange for High School students to
come and spend a day with an
Engineering student. A1so develop a
high school visit program
(Frontrunners) with the guidance of
the VP External.
Social (2)
Road Trips (Brunswick House and
Blue Jays) and inter-faculty pubs are
the mission for this directorship. The
Social Directors also hold the great
Ear pub. The key to this directorship
isfun
INTERNAL
Arts (2)
Tal-Eng, Stratford, Movie nights,
BNAD, and lots of artistic contests
(photography, short story, and maybe
something new). This directorship
remin:ls students that ttere is more to
life than another Calculus assigrunent
Class Rep Advisors (2)
Ensure Class Reps act effectively by
sharing tips on motivating classes. It's
your job to aid communication
between Class Reps their cIasses.
Engi-Newsletter (2)
Remember thinking about which
prof quote was best this week? This
directorship provides all students with
a weekly dose of announcements and
humour.
Athletics (2)
A great directorship since you
would have to organize (or assign
classes to organize) the numerous
supplies, equipment and training
provided.
Exchange (2)
Be friendly to Exchange Students,
and help them feel comfortable with
life in Waterloo. Various events can be
run iocluding pubs or BBQs.
Spirit Directors (2)
These people will be respoIlSlble for
livening up the place with Spirit Days
and other stimulating events.
SERVICES
P.O.E. T.5. Manager (2)
Contact bar services with requests
for lots more beer every-di;1y-all-the-
time-and-then-some as well as
sporting events that take ....
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